...if the play-offs start today. We know that can't happen. We know the season can not suddenly end this exact moment. So quit saying it!!!

I hate it when (Insert News Outlet Here) posts the "If the Play-Offs Started Today" statistic. It inserts a very false sense of optimism for this particular fan. I find myself thinking how we can beat the Vikings or the Bears or the Cards or whever (Insert News Outlet Here) says we'll play if the Play-Offs started at this very exact minute. For the record THEY say that we would play the Viks. Yea...I'm scared too. The only way we lose to the Viks is if the Williamseses don't get suspended for trying to lose weight (they play DT, right?). But first we have to beat the E-Gals and that's never an easy task. Especially at the Linc. Especially in December.

So long story short, I hate the "If the Play-Offs Started today" scenarios.

The true silver and blue bleeders know....

The playoffs start Sunday.

Now I'm off to drink vodka. And not try to watch BSPN!!!

Sorry about the video. It was was "creepy funny". She-gals. Lol.

I say yes. This isnt a knee jerk reaction to what I just saw...I saw fire him.

He's not the answer to creating a game plan that would take advantage of our entire team. Defensively he can do an excellent job creating pressure on the QB. Offensively he doesnt know his head from a hole on the ground. Wow. This is absolutely brutal....knowing this was going to happen and watching all of this unfold before my very eyes. Tony Romo and Jason Witten, not on the same page? Why? We had played pressure D the entire game...then toward the end we decide to play our corners 10 yards off. Again. This absolutely blows chunks.

How....bout...them....Cowboys?

Seriously...we need a legitimate backup QB

by Victor79 on Aug 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT

I know that this could be said about almost any team. If Tom Brady goes down the Pats are an 8 win team. If Peyton Manning bites dirt and reinjures his knee, the Colts are nothing more than a 6 win ball club.

If, if, if....thing is I don't care about those other teams. I care about our team...the one that wears the Star on their helmet...the one that goes by the America's Team monicker.

The Dallas Cowboys.

God forbid, if Antonio Ramiro Romo missed any significant playing time during the regular season we are flat our screwed.

I know, I know, we have an excellent D and a Running Game that has a severe uptick pointing toward it's potential. And Teams have won like this before: the Ravens of '00, the Bucs of a few years ago, the '85 Bears, etc..they all won with great D's, above average Running Games and mediocre QB play (sorry McMahon fans...all 8 of you). 

That gets me to my ultimate point (yes, finally). Brad Johnson and Ricky Ricardo Bartel aren't good enough to be considered mediocre!!!! Seriously, did you watch them suck hind tit last night? Brad Johnson dresses and plays the part of a 40 year old qb. The elbow pads he had on last night were reminicent of the Pistons and Lakers of the 80's. His Eli Manning like "why me?" pouting is irritating. And seriously, is he using the same exact helmet that Drew Bledsoe wore two years ago? If that doesn't transcend a big bag of SUCK, what does?

Speaking of helmets, did anybody happen to notice that Bartel's helmet had a very RB feel to it? My bet is that Jason Garrett read Richard Bartel's bio and found out that Bartel was not good enough to play QB at SMU!!!! Upon finding out of Richard Bartel's awful bag of nothing, he decided to hide Bartel's helmet. Bartel then took the helmet of the ghost of Curvin Richards and proceded to diarrhea up the backup QB position. 

Can't we bring in someone that has potential NOT TO LOSE? I don't even need him to give us the ability to win. I don't want a bus driver...I want the guy that takes up the coins for the bus driver.

Okay...any suggestions out there in COWBOY NATION? Maybe wait until Sims is cut from the Bucs? Does Daunte Culpepper have a gig? I know he worked out for the Steelers, but what aboue Big Byron Leftwich? Tim don't call me Matt Hasselbeck? What about Kelly Holcomb, does that dude have a job somewhere? Tim Rattay, Chris Weinke....hell even Quincy Carter?

The last Cowboy Nation faced this dilemna was in 1990 when owner Jerry and coach Jimmy had the bearded wonder, Babe Laufenberg, holding Troy's jockstrap. When Troy went down to injury the fake Chuck Norris was flat out NOT GOOD. We missed the playoffs that year. The following year(s), Jerry, Jimmy and some times Barry brought in more servicable QBs in Steve Beuerlein, Rodney Peete, Bernie the mullet Kosar and current O-Coordinator Red Ball Garrett.

Lesson learned.

Get better backup QBs!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that this could be said about almost any team. If Tom Brady goes down the Pats are an 8 win team. If Peyton Manning bites dirt and reinjures his knee, the Colts are nothing more than a 6 win ball club.

If, if, if....thing is I don't care about those other teams. I care about our team...the one that wears the Star on their helmet...the one that goes by the America's Team monicker.

The Dallas Cowboys.

God forbid, if Antonio Ramiro Romo missed any significant playing time during the regular season we are flat our screwed.

I know, I know, we have an excellent D and a Running Game that has a severe uptick pointing toward it's potential. And Teams have won like this before: the Ravens of '00, the Bucs of a few years ago, the '85 Bears, etc..they all won with great D's, above average Running Games and mediocre QB play (sorry McMahon fans...all 8 of you). 

That gets me to my ultimate point (yes, finally). Brad Johnson and Ricky Ricardo Bartel aren't good enough to be considered mediocre!!!! Seriously, did you watch them suck hind tit last night? Brad Johnson dresses and plays the part of a 40 year old qb. The elbow pads he had on last night were reminicent of the Pistons and Lakers of the 80's. His Eli Manning like "why me?" pouting is irritating. And seriously, is he using the same exact helmet that Drew Bledsoe wore two years ago? If that doesn't transcend a big bag of SUCK, what does?

Speaking of helmets, did anybody happen to notice that Bartel's helmet had a very RB feel to it? My bet is that Jason Garrett read Richard Bartel's bio and found out that Bartel was not good enough to play QB at SMU!!!! Upon finding out of Richard Bartel's awful bag of nothing, he decided to hide Bartel's helmet. Bartel then took the helmet of the ghost of Curvin Richards and proceded to diarrhea up the backup QB position. 

Can't we bring in someone that has potential NOT TO LOSE? I don't even need him to give us the ability to win. I don't want a bus driver...I want the guy that takes up the coins for the bus driver.

Okay...any suggestions out there in COWBOY NATION? Maybe wait until Sims is cut from the Bucs? Does Daunte Culpepper have a gig? I know he worked out for the Steelers, but what aboue Big Byron Leftwich? Tim don't call me Matt Hasselbeck? What about Kelly Holcomb, does that dude have a job somewhere? Tim Rattay, Chris Weinke....hell even Quincy Carter?

The last Cowboy Nation faced this dilemna was in 1990 when owner Jerry and coach Jimmy had the bearded wonder, Babe Laufenberg, holding Troy's jockstrap. When Troy went down to injury the fake Chuck Norris was flat out NOT GOOD. We missed the playoffs that year. The following year(s), Jerry, Jimmy and some times Barry brought in more servicable QBs in Steve Beuerlein, Rodney Peete, Bernie the mullet Kosar and current O-Coordinator Red Ball Garrett.

Lesson learned.

Get better backup QBs!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!