SB Nation User Blog: Village Viking

Orginal Viking Fans circa 1969

Village Viking — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:15:05 -0000

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, and go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them "Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you"? Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know." The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?" Sven replies, " Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice." The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning the temperature is 60 below zero; icicles are hanging everywhere and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?" They both look at the devil in surprise and say, "Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl."

Brad is Bad - Question

Village Viking — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:30:58 -0000

How would Jeff Garcia fit? We got to do something. Tjack is no longer even ready in Bad Bard's eyes.

Another thing anyone notice how 69 was getting push up field in the 4th Qtr? All Manning had to do was step up in the pocket or take the three step drop and he was free from trouble.

Another thing why is Visanthe still in town? Hasn't he hurt this team enough? Get him inactive this week and out of here the next.

Carolina 18 Vikes 6 - another zero TD at home job. Wow & 2 isn't making it - no way to get a new venue is it?

Packers vs Vikings 9-8-08

Village Viking — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:48:34 -0000

Bottom line we should have let Childress interview for the Packers job three years ago. He is not up to speed. Write the season off and get a NFL coach. Brad is Bad!!!

Team looked as though they were not ready to play - on a Monday night opening a season - not ready to play - its all on the coaching. Vikes have an owner willing to go the extra mile but a coach who would not even make a good assistant. Please don't believe he was a coordinator for the Eagles he was in name only.

Vikings have a QB who looks so uncomfortable - looks like he's next for the dentist chair.