Alright, I've waited two fucking days and SOMEBODY still hasn't posted the pool results yet. Its really not that difficult to do, in fact, this will only take me like 3 minutes, tops. You know why? Because I'm not posting some lame ass event recap that nobody even wanted to read in the first place. So with that, said, here are our scores for this past event.

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Week 15 of the NFL season is just about in the books. All we have left is the Steelers and 49ers tonight.

This week, we only had 2 matchups - its the semi finals! The winners to meet in the Super Bowl

ViolentMike - 140

DetroitDrew - 150

Congrats Drew. You toppled the defending champ . The stars of my team this week were LeSean McCoy (28) and Seattle Def (30). However, I also had Denarius Moore (4) and Percy Harvin (3) put up stinkers. If Percy hits his projection, I win by 1. The reason I lost? CJ fucking Spiller. He put up a huuuuge 38 points. Who needs Fred Jackson?

The General - 158

Buster Bluth - 150

It will be tough, but not impossible, for Frank Gore to put up 21 points against the Pittsburgh D. The stars of this game so far were Geno's Roddy White (35) and Reggie Bush (28) as well as Buster's Ryan Matthews (24).

Gore ultimately scored 12, nine short of the 21 needed for Bluth to pick up the win. The 49ers dominated the Steelers and in turn, Gore was given most of the 4th quarter off. Bluth put forth a valiant effort despite it seeming as though he had little chance.

Week 14, which is the wildcard round for fantasy playoffs is just about in the books. All that's left is a game tonight between the Seahawks and Rams. Before moving onto the top 5 fantasy players for the week, let me first send a quick shout out to my boy ELI-TE Manning. What a game. If the Giants had any sort of secondary, they'd be Super Bowl bound.

Top 5 Fantasy Players for the week

1. Maurice Jones Drew - 43 points - ViolentMike

2. Tony Romo - 36 points - Jay

2. Matt Ryan - 36 points - Puck Head

4. Rob Gronkowski - 34 points - DetroitDrew

5. Tom Brady - 30 points - BJPennfan

The 1 seed Geno and the 2 seed Drew both had byes this week. Drew was able to put up 158 points and Geno only put up 122 points. If he didn't have the bye, he would have lost to 4 of the 5 playoff teams. I have 4 words for you Geno, and they are the same as I stated last week - Step Your Game Up! Do you think we should play that fun little game again where we calculate are averages for the past several weeks?

(4) ViolentMike - 151* (Golden Tate)

(5) BjPennfan - 125

ViolentMike was able to put up 151 and counting despite two of his players putting up goose eggs. Neither Jermichael Finley nor Brad Smith were able to haul in a single reception yesterday. Assholes. But luckily, the core 4 came thru big time. Cam 22. Harvin 26. McCoy 21. MJD 43. For beej, Tom Brady had a big game with 30 and I was shocked to see Ryan Grant put up 22.

(3) mmachamp - 88 (Steven Jackson)

(6) Buster Bluth - 110 (Marshawn Lynch)

You two do realize that this is the playoffs now, right? Since they struggled so badly to reach triple digits, there really weren't many star performers to talk about. Jabar Gafney did put up 21 points which I thought was pretty funny. Why? Because he's Jabar Gafney. Buster is expected to hold onto this win as he holds a 22 point lead and Lynch is projecting 19 compared to Jackson's 11. If Buster holds onto the win, he will be facing Geno in the Semi's.

This is a shame because now it looks like I will be facing Drew in the semis and we are clearly the two hottest teams in the playoffs and should be facing each other in the Super Bowl, again. I was really hoping to take Geno in the semi's but it looks like it will now have to wait until the Super Bowl. Sorry Drew, but you're going to have to be a casualty in my championship crusade.

There were some other consolation games going on that aren't worth my time to type about.

The final week of the FFB regular season is just about in the books. All that’s left is a game tonight between the Jaguars and Chargers.

Let’s first take a look at the Top 5 Fantasy Performers for the week:

1. Cam Newton – 40 points – ViolentMike
2. Aaron Rodgers – 39 points – The General
3. Percy Harvin – 36 points – ViolentMike
4. Pierre Garcon – 36 points – mmachamp’s bench
5. Ray Rice – 32 points – Dragay

And now a look at this week’s matchups:

ViolentMike – 181* (Maurice Jones Drew)

Buster Bluth – 101 (Ryan Matthews)

Wow, what a big weekend for me!!! Winner of the TUF event in the money pool, moved into 3rd place overall and am well within striking distance to win it all, won $19 from freenow by winning a bet on Dodson, high scorer for the week in FFB, clinched a playoff birth as the four seed, and came on Gina Carano’s fat face. (All but one of those things actually happened, can you guess which?) Cam had 3 rushing TD and a 27 yard reception. Did I mention that he plays QUARTERBACK! When I hear the word "stud", I first think of A.C. Slater, and then I think of Cam Newton. Harvin (36) and McCoy (28) both had big games as well, but Cam (40) had the performance of week. Marshawn Lynch had a big game for Buster and his Cincinnati Def put up -1 but in the end, it didn’t matter because he would have needed a miracle to beat me this week. This is the time of the season you want your team to be hot, not week 4.

DetroitDrew – 149*

Ulf Murphy – 99 (Nick Novak)

A kicker can put up 50, right? Nope, your season is over Murph Dog, thanks for playing. Rob Gronkowski had yet another stellar game with 29 points to lead Drew’s team while Ulf’s Jerome Simpson laid a goose egg. With this win and a mmachamp loss, Drew moves into the top seed in Division 2 and earned a bye

Deuce – 135*

NickDiazfan – 128

Deuce ends the season on a 4 game winning streak but falls just shy of the playoffs. Great effort, and thanks for not giving up. Deuce’s team was lead by Shonn Greene’s 31 points which made up for Blount’s 1 pointer. He couldn’t even put up a deuce for you? Diaz’s team pretty much played to its projections minus a disappointing game from Megatron. Looks like I’ll be seeing you in round one of the playoffs Nicky!

The General – 121 (Antonio Gates)

Jay – 109 (Mike Thomas)

I expect The General to hold onto the win here, but if he plans of advancing to the Super Bowl, his team better really step their game up if he wishes to compete with the likes of mine or Drew’s teams. The Giants/Packers game yielded the top two performers of this matchup as Geno’s Aaron Rodgers put up 39 and Jay’s newest man crush Hakeem Nicks put up 28.

Dragay – 110 (Phillip Rivers and Mike Tolbert)

Puck Head – 91 (Vincent Jackson)

This game was completely meaningless Better luck next year, fags.

Kevjack – 121*

mmachamp – 88

mmachamp’s high score the past 3 weeks is 112 and he just lost to Kevin who was on an 11 game losing streak (I kid you not). He can’t be too happy about the past few weeks and he just lost Matt Forte for 2 - 4 weeks, IE the rest of the FFB season and lost the first round bye.

AND LASTLY, a sneak peak at the matchups for the wildcard round! (unless for some odd reason by math is completely off)

3. mmachamp vs 6. Buster Bluth

4. ViolentMike vs 5. NickDiazfan

And 1. The General and 2. DetroitDrew are both on bye.

Daddy Mac will make you

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Week 12 is in the books, one week to go, and then its the playoffs.

 

Which actually leads me to something I wanted to bring up.  The league was set up so that the standings are based on win/loss and then points.  However, that doesn't always seem to be the case.  A couple of weeks ago, two teams had the same win/loss record however one team had more points and a better divisional record, however they were ranked below the other team in the standings.  It made no sense.  I am proposing that since we have always said that points in the tie-breaker for teams with the same win/loss record that we stick with it and I will adjust the playoff seedings if necessary.  Does this make sense to everyone?  Division winners will still get the 1 and 2 seeds, this is just for the "wildcard teams".  Please let me know your thoughts in the comments section.

 

Without further adeiu,here are the top 5 fantasy players for the week:

 

1.  Drew Brees - 44 points - Deuce

2.  Victor Cruz - 36 points - DetroitDrew

3.  Tom Brady - 34 points - NickDiazfan

4.  Ryan Fitzpatrick - 31 points - Buster Bluth's bench

4.  Wes Welker - 31 points - The General

 

 

And now a look at the final scores of the Week 12 matchups

 

ViolentMike - 132

jay - 135

A big night by Jimmy Graham gives Jay the big win, and $20.

 

NickDiazfan - 152

DetroitDrew - 133

CRUUUUUUUUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Deuce - 140

kevjack -99

Brees goes crazy and kevin goes to the B League

 

The General - 156*

Puck Head - 122

This game just might be the end of Puck's season

 

Buster Bluth - 116*

Dragay - 106

Buster is continuing to make his case for a playoff birth

 

Ulf Murpny - 111

mmachamp - 112

HA!!!  Ulf was up by 21 points and mmachamp only had Lance Moore and his projected 9 points to play.  So what's he do?  He scores 22.

 

And now lets take a look at our current standings:

 

Rank	Team	W-L-T	Pct	Div	Pts For	Pts Against	Streak	Waiver	Moves
Division 1
*1.	The General	9-3-0	.750	5-3-0	1762	1516	W-4	6	17
5.	Buster Bluth	7-5-0	.583	6-2-0	1446	1430	W-2	9	19
6.	ViolentMike	6-6-0	.500	4-4-0	1486	1454	L-2	8	44
7.	jay.	6-6-0	.500	4-4-0	1376	1352	W-1	4	14
9.	Puck Head	5-7-0	.417	3-5-0	1451	1534	L-2	5	21
11.	Dragay	5-7-0	.417	2-6-0	1377	1422	L-1	10	36
Division 2
*2.	League Votes(Champ)	8-4-0	.667	5-3-0	1527	1425	W-1	11	20
3.	DetroitDrew1980	7-5-0	.583	5-3-0	1644	1537	W-2	12	27
4.	BJPennfan	7-5-0	.583	5-3-0	1495	1487	L-1	7	11
8.	Deuce02	6-6-0	.500	5-3-0	1353	1439	W-3	2	6
10.	Ulf Murphy	5-7-0	.417	3-5-0	1439	1521	L-3	3	17
12.	kevjack115	1-11-0	.083	1-7-0	1473	1712	L-11	1	9

 

 

And a peek at Week 13's schedule along with the playoff scenarios.

 

ViolentMike vs Buster Bluth - Winner of this game is in the playoffs.  Loser can still make it depending on the outcome of other matchups.  Buster can lose and still make it as long as Jay doesn't win and outscore Buster by 69.   If i lose and jay and Deuce also lose, I still sneak into the playoffs.

Deuce vs NickDiazfan - If Diaz wins, he is in the playoffs.  And even if he loses, he should still make the playoffs.   Deuce needs a win and a VM loss in order to make the playoffs. 

 

Dragay vs Puck Head - Dragay is out of the race.  Puck needs me, Jay and Deuce to all lose and outscore me by like 30 points to make the playoffs.

 

DetroitDrew vs Ulf Murphy - Drew is in the playoffs and can even earn a bye if he wins and mmachamp loses  As for Ulf, he needs an act of God to make the playoffs.  Its still mathematically possible, but very unlikely.

 

The General vs jay - The General has clinched a bye and Jay needs a win coupled with a VM loss to make the playoffs.

 

mmachamp vs kevjack - Kev has been out of the race for weeks and mmachamp earns the first round bye with a win or a DetroitDrew loss.

Week 11 is now complete.  There are only 2 weeks of the regular season remaining in fantasy land.  So far The General is the only one to punch his ticket to the post season.  The rest of us, minus Kevin, are still duking it out to see who will claim the remaining 5 spots and are only separated by 2 games.  These next two weeks will be interesting to say the least.

 

Now lets see who were the Top 5 Fantasy Performers for the week:

 

1. Kevin Smith - 42 points - Free Agent! 

2. Matt Stafford - 39 points - Kevjack's bench.  And to make it worse, if he started him he would have beat DetrioitDrew

3. Nate Washington - 32 points - The General

4. Ray Rice - 31 points - Dragay

5. Jordy Nelson - 30 points - kevjack

 

And now onto the highlights for Week 11's matchups:

 

The General - 150

ViolentMike - 135

The General avenges his loss from week two and clinches a spot in the playoffs despite ViolentMike having the second highest score in the league for the week.  ViolentMike had 4 players score over 20 points - Cam, Percy, MJD and Chris Ogbannaya.   After Denarius Moore's big 29 point game last Thursday he puts up a two point turd of a game (DEUCE!!!!!).  For The General, Willis McGahee put up a -1, but lucky for Geno, he has Rodgers to save the day.  Rodgers continued to score over 25 points as he's done in every game this season.  Simply amazing.  Also Nate Washington (32) had a big game once Jake Locker replaced the inured Hasselbeck (elbow). 

 

DetroitDrew - 127

Kevjack115 - 115

For DetroitDrew, Jay Cutler put up 28 points.  But after the game it was revealed that Cutler has an injured thumb and will miss around 6-8 weeks.  Will Drew be forced to start his first round pick Michael Vick, or can he find something better on waivers?  I hear that Caleb Hanie is still available.  Lets see... What else.   Cruz (24) and Gronkowski (25) both came up big.  As for Kev, it was already noted above that if he started Stafford over Eli he would have won.  Also, if he played a kicker that wasn't on bye, he might have won as well. 

 

Deuce - 114

mmachamp - 101

Don't look now, but Deuce is on a motherfucking roll!  Last night he had a great come from behind victory behind Breaston's 15 and especially  New England Def's 22.  Defensive wins championships, but in this case, defense won the game.  That's all.  No championships in line for Deucey.   And I gotta mention some of the studly performances by mmachamp's players.  Greg Jennings scored 2 points.  Deion Branch scored 3.  And Kregg Fatty Lumpkin put up a solo point.

 

Buster Bluth - 125

Puck Head - 121

This close matchup featured a couple of high scoring WR's.  Buster's Torrey Smith put up 28, and Puck Head's Vincent Jackson put up 29.  Puck would have gotten the win here had James Jones done something, but he decided not to and put up a goose egg.

 

Dragay - 131

Jay - 90

The gayest game of the season by  far.  And Dragay came out the gayest.  No surprises here folks.  Gay Dragay had Vincent Brown put up 1 point and Jake Ballard put up 2.  Gay Jay featured 1 point from Mario Manningham and another 1 from Beanie Wells.  Fags.

 

NickDiazFan - 103

Ulf Murphy - 96

Do you remember two weeks ago when Ulf thought his team had finally turned the corner and he was going to make a run to the top?  Yeah.  Me too.  It seems so long ago now.  Diaz was able to win despite zero points from Ochocinco (why would anyone start him?) and 1 point from Ryan Grant. 

 

 

And now a look at the current standings:

 

Rank	Team	W-L-T	Pct	Div	Pts For	Pts Against	Streak	Waiver	Moves
Division 1
*1.	The General	8-3-0	.727	4-3-0	1606	1394	W-3	9	16
5.	ViolentMike	6-5-0	.545	4-3-0	1354	1319	L-1	6	42
6.	Buster Bluth	6-5-0	.545	5-2-0	1329	1324	W-1	7	18
7.	Puck Head	5-6-0	.455	3-4-0	1329	1377	L-1	8	21
9.	Dragay	5-6-0	.455	2-5-0	1271	1306	W-3	11	35
10.	jay.	5-6-0	.455	3-4-0	1241	1220	L-4	5	14
Division 2
2.	BJPennfan	7-4-0	.636	5-2-0	1362	1335	W-1	1	10
3.	League Votes(Champ)	7-4-0	.636	4-3-0	1415	1314	L-1	12	18
4.	DetroitDrew1980	6-5-0	.545	4-3-0	1492	1404	W-1	10	22
8.	Ulf Murphy	5-6-0	.455	3-4-0	1328	1409	L-2	4	17
11.	Deuce02	5-6-0	.455	4-3-0	1213	1340	W-2	3	6
12.	kevjack115	1-10-0	.091	1-6-0	1374	1572	L-10	2	9

 

 

And lastly, a peak at next week's schedule:

ViolentMike vs Jay - We got a $20 bet on this matchup

Deuce vs Kevjack - The worst record vs the worst team.  *FAAART*

Dragay vs Buster Bluth - Fighting for playoff spots

DetroitDrew vs NickDiazfan - Two of the top teams in Division 2

The General vs Puck Head - Will Geno start to rest his players for the playoffs? 

mmachamp vs Ulf Murphy - Another easy win for Champ as Ulf continues his losing ways.

Week 10 of the NFL season is just about in the books.  All we have left is tonight’s game between the Packers and Vikings.  Why does it feel like I just watched this lopsided matchup in primetime?  The NFL schedule makers must have really thought the Vikings would have a good year.  Boy, were they wrong.

 

Here are the top 5 fantasy performers for Week 10, thus far – until Aaron Rodgers plays.

 

1. Arian Foster – 34 points – Puck Head
2. Larry Fitzgerald – 33 points – Ulf Murphy
3. Michael Bush – 32 points – Puck Head
4. Tom Brady – 31 points – NickDiazfan

1. Rob Gronkowski – 31 points – Detroit Drew

 

 

And now a look at our current matchups:

 

ViolentMike – 126 (Percy Harvin and Jermichael Finley)

Kevjack – 118 (Jordy Nelson)

Cam scores a season low 11 points but team ViolentMike is able to make up for it with two fantastic WR waiver wire pick ups this week – Denarius Moore (29) and Laurent Robinson (22).  For team kevjack, Stevie Johnson was disappointing with only 2 points but Chris Johnson finally decided to show up this season and put up a huge 29 points.  This $25 matchup will be decided tonight.  If Jordy gets a TD, this will get interesting.  If he doesn’t it should be a VM win.

 

Puck Head – 131* (James Jones and Green Bay Def)

Detroit Drew – 125

After this games, both of these teams are .500.  Michael Vick had a bad game last week only scoring 9 fantasy points.  So he followed up this week with an 8 point performance.  It should be clear to everyone by now that last season was simply Michael Vick’s career season.  He isn’t really that good.  Gronkowski had a big day, but it was no match for Puck Head’s two headed monster at RB in Arian Foster and Michael Bush.

 

Deuce – 115*

Buster Bluth – 67

67 points?   There weren’t even any teams on bye this week.  How did it happen?  7 of Busters starter’s scored 6 points or less.  Including Frank Gore whose 1 point didn’t help before leaving the game due to injury.  Deuce’s team performed to its projections and got the win.

 

The General – 115 (Aaron Rodgers)

Ulf Murphy – 114 – (Adrian Peterson)

Game of the week right here folks!  This game is coming down to tonight’s two biggest stars – Rodgers and Peterson.  You gotta give Rodgers the edge in the heavyweight matchup, but Peterson is more than capable of the upset.  Coming into the season, The General’s biggest weakness was his RB’s.  This week DeMarco Murray put up 28 points and Reggie Bush put up 20 and were the two highest scorers on his team.  Ulf ripped Jay off in a trade this week ;-) and ended with Larry Fitz and his 33 points.  Otherwise, he’d be getting smoked.

 

Dragay – 85 (Mason Crosby)

NickDiazfan – 73 (James Starks)

Dragay better hope Crosby scores at least 15, otherwise this sub 100 point win will be stricken from the records.  If his Chiefs were able to contain Tebow and the Broncos rushing attack, he’d be in much better shape to break triple digits, but the KC Def only scored 1 point.  A division leader scoring 73 points, and there are no byes?  What a shame.  The Law Firm with a goose egg.  Kevin Walter and Baltimore Def put up one apiece and Dwayne Bowe chipped in with a 3.  *Fart*

 

mmachamp – 124* (Greg Jennings)

Jay – 113

Oh my goodness.  The Bears Def put up 36 points!!!  WOW.  mmachamp can thank them for this win.  Jay had a few dogs on his team, as Jason Avant, Mike Thomas and Jets Def all scored 2 points or fewer.

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Week 9 of the NFL season is just about in the books, all that we have left is tonight's game between Ulf's Eagles and Geno's Bears.  I'm predicting that the Eagles win handily.  The two things that stood out the most to me from yesterday's games was the Giants big time win in Foxboro (Giants are going to win the East, bitches) and Tim Tebow's big game against Oakland.  This is Tim Tebow's world and we are all just living in it.  And if you don't believe it, just ask Skip Bayless - he'd be glad to tell you.

 

Let's first take a quick gander at the Top 5 Fantasy players for week 9, so far.

 

1. Vincent Jackson - 39 pts - Puck Head

2. Aaron Rodgers - 38 pts - The General

3. Philip Rivers - 33 pts - Dragay

4. Julio Jones - 31 pts - Puck Head

5. Willis McGahee - 28 pts - The General

 

The Packers/Chargers game clearly featured a whole hell of a lot of fantasy points.  And Willis McGahee, really???  Who would have thunk it?  Certainly not Geno, he had him on his bench.

 

And now onto our matchups thus far:

 

mmachamp - 112 (Matt Forte)

ViolentMike - 71 (LeSean McCoy)

With the bye week really affecting my team this week I had to look to the wire for some points.  My three pickups?  Chris Obgannaya = 2 points, Kevin what the Faulk = 0 points and Oakland Def =  -2 points for a grand total of zero.  Now that's loose butthole.  And to make things worse, Greg Salas broke his fibula mid game and will be out for the year.  mmachamp just needed his players to perform near their projections and they came thru.  McCoy could put up 42 points and Forte could get injured on the first play of the game.  Anything is possible folks, but things are looking grim.

 

DetroitDrew - 123 (Michael Vick)

Jay - 110 (Jason Avant)

Brandon Marshall scores a TD - that has been a rare occurrence this season.   He put up 24 points as did Rob Gronkowski as well as Jay's other other mancrush, Tony Romo.  It is difficult for me to envision a scenario where Jason Avant outscores Vick by 13 points.  Sorry Jay.  (And I wonder if Jay even knows Vick is Avant's QB)

 

Puck Head - 186* (Robbie Gould)

Deuce - 90

Deuce's shittastic team did nothing worth talking about.  Puck on the other hand, his team blew up!  VJ with 39.  Julio Jones with 31 (loved that first TD catch, that was tight butthole!),  Matt Ryan with 27 points, Arian Foster with 25 points, Michael Bush with 20, the list goes on.  If his kicker scores 14+, he breaks the 200 point threshold and wins a prize.  But seeing that the prize is having Dragay sit on your face for 25 minutes, I'm not sure he want's to win the prize...

 

The General - 168 (Jeremy Maclin)

NickDiazFan - 107

Rodgers, Welker, Gates and even Reggie Bush all lead the charge in the General's victory.  Kevin Walter lead Nick Diaz's team with 1 fuck you point.

 

kevjack - 116 (Philadelphia Def)

Dragay - 114 (Brent Celek)

This matchup is really going to go down to the wire tonight.  Should be interesting.  Kev wanted to bet Dragay $50 and Dragay countered with "How about this instead. I win you send me a pic of you wife spread eagle, you win, I'll send you a pic of my cock and balls pushed back between my legs. Deal??"  Kev never responded so I assume that means he accepted since he didn't decline.  I wonder who is sending who a jpeg?  Also, I'd be willing to bet that each of them have these photos on file and will not need to pose for any additional pictures tonight.

 

Ulf Murphy - 109

Buster Bluth - 99 (DeSean Jackson)

DeSean is projecting 10 points.  This will be a nail biter.  The thing about DeSean is that he is always 1 play away form putting up about 14 points.  He is a true home run hitter.  However, he has been seeing less and less targets in the Eagles offense.  So its all about DeSean, and I have a feeling that the selfish, conceited bastard would like it that way.

 

I will be back tomorrow with an update to post the final scores, the updated standings and a peek at next week's matchups.

 

Week 8 of the NFL season is officially in the books. 

 

Let’s first take a look at the top fantasy performers for Week 8

 

1. Ray Rice – 34 pts – Dragay

1. Stephen Jackson – 34 pts – mmachamp

1. LeSean McCoy – 33 pts – ViolentMike
2. Adrian Peterson – 32 pts – Ulf Murphy
3. Cam Newton – 30 pts – ViolentMike
4. Matthew Stafford – 30 pts – kevjack

 (Couldn't get the rank numbers to come out properly...)

 

And now onto the final scores of our Week 8 matchups

 

ViolentMike – 129

Dragay – 118

Despite a goose egg by Hardesty, one point from my kicker, and a deuce from Demaryius Thomas, Cam and Shady McCoy along with the Buffalo Def were enough to carry my team to victory despite a great game by Ray Rice

 

mmachamp – 150

bjpennfan – 100

Mmachamp and Dragay just recently traded Rice and Jackson and they both came up big today.  And I bet bjpennfan would have won this past weekend if he changed his team name to nickdiazfan.

 

DetroitDrew – 140

Deuce – 78

In part 2 of the battle of the best friends Drew once again came out on top.  And everyone knows Deuce’s come from the bottom. 

 

Puck Head – 100

Jay – 92

In the shit ass game of the week, Puck Head gets the win lead by Anquan Boldin

 

Buster Bluth – 148

The General – 102

Detroit in the house!  The Detroit Def put up 29 points this weekend to help take out Detroit Mrosko.

 

Ulf Murphy – 150

Kevjack – 93

Since neither of these guys post here anymore they don't get a blurb.

 

 

And now onto our current standings:

Rank	Team	W-L-T	Pct	Div	Pts For	Pts Against	Streak	Waiver	Moves
Division 1
2.	Buster Bluth	5-3-0	.625	4-2-0	1036	979	W-1	10	14
3.	The General	5-3-0	.625	3-3-0	1127	1027	L-2	11	13
5.	ViolentMike	5-3-0	.625	4-2-0	979	903	W-1	6	26
6.	jay.	5-3-0	.625	3-3-0	924	821	L-1	3	9
10.	Puck Head	3-5-0	.375	3-3-0	861	1037	W-3	4	17
11.	Dragay	2-6-0	.250	1-5-0	919	1007	L-1	9	27
Division 2
1.	bjpennfan	6-2-0	.750	4-2-0	1069	967	L-1	1	10
4.	League Votes(Champ)	5-3-0	.625	4-2-0	1053	995	W-4	8	16
7.	DetroitDrew1980	4-4-0	.500	3-3-0	1108	1028	W-1	7	16
8.	Ulf Murphy	4-4-0	.500	3-3-0	998	1054	W-1	12	16
9.	Deuce02	3-5-0	.375	3-3-0	894	972	L-1	5	5
12.	kevjack115	1-7-0	.125	1-5-0	993	1171	L-7	2	7

 

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Week 7 is just about over, all we got left is a game tonight between the Ravens and Jaguars.

 

Here is a look at the top 5 fantasy players for this week:

 

1. Arian Foster – 45 pts – Puck Head
2. Drew Brees – 43 pts – Deuce
3. Demarco Murray – 34 pts – The General
4. Ben Roethlisberger – 32 pts – mmachamp
5. Aaron Rodgers – 31 pts – The General

 

And now onto our weekly matchups:

 

ViolentMike – 107

Puck Head – 107 (Anquan Boldin)

Rumors are beginning to swirl that Boldin has a bad case of the shits right now.  His status for tonight’s game is uncertain.  You can’t catch the ball with ‘rhea running down your leg.

 

DetroitDrew – 98

mmachamp – 98* (Ray Rice and Billy Cundif)

Looks like mmachamp is going to win the battle of the .500 teams.  Its gotta really suck to have a losing record.

 

Deuce – 185*

Ulf Murphy – 100 (MJD)

Ulf just got deuched!!!!!! 

 

Jay – 81 (Mike Thomas)

Buster Bluth – 56 (Torrey Smith)

If there was a way to score this week so that you both get a loss, I would.  When you win with less than 100 points it shouldn’t even count. 

 

Dragay – 128*

The General – 118

Dragay pulls off the upset.  Plus these two had a blowjob bet on this matchup.  Time to pay up Geno.

 

Bjpennfan – 106 (Baltimore Def)

Kevjack – 105

BJ will get this win as long as the Jaguars offense doesn’t explode tonight forcing the Ravens to put up negative fantasy points. .  I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. 

 

 

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Week 6 of the NFL season is now complete. 

 

This week’s top fantasy players are:

 

1. Ahmad Bradshaw – 32 pts – Ulf Murphy
2. Aaron Rodgers – 29 pts – The General
3. Fred Jackson – 27 pts – DetroitDrew
4. Devin Hester – 26 pts – Free Agent
5. Michael Turner – 26 pts – kevjack

 

And now onto the current scores for our matchups:

 

Buster Bluth – 117

ViolentMike – 99

My team sucked this week.  Fuck Felix Jones with a rusty screwdriver. 

 

Ulf Murphy – 123

Detroit Drew – 120

The Ulfster with a big win

 

Deuce – 97

Bjpennfan – 94

McDouche hands bjpennfan his first loss of the season.

 

The General – 146

Jay – 121

The General slides into overall first place with this win

 

Puck Head – 115

Dragay – 90

Fuck Head gets his first win of the season.  I wish I was matched up with that fag Dragay this week…

 

mmachamp – 127

kevjack - 122

 

And now a quick look at our current standings:

 

Rank	Team	W-L-T	Pct	Div	Pts For	Pts Against	Streak	Waiver	Moves
Division 1
1.	The General	5-1-0	.833	3-1-0	907	751	W-4	5	8
3.	Buster Bluth	4-2-0	.667	3-1-0	826	796	W-1	6	9
4.	jay.	4-2-0	.667	2-2-0	750	659	L-1	4	7
5.	ViolentMike	4-2-0	.667	3-1-0	744	664	L-2	7	19
11.	Dragay	1-5-0	.167	0-4-0	672	760	L-2	9	20
12.	Puck Head	1-5-0	.167	1-3-0	640	837	W-1	12	11
Division 2
2.	bjpennfan	5-1-0	.833	3-1-0	853	712	L-1	1	6
6.	DetroitDrew1980	3-3-0	.500	2-2-0	871	843	L-1	10	13
7.	League Votes(Champ)	3-3-0	.500	2-2-0	796	798	W-2	11	13
8.	Ulf Murphy	3-3-0	.500	2-2-0	738	776	W-2	8	9
9.	Deuce02	2-4-0	.333	2-2-0	631	722	W-1	2	2
10.	kevjack115	1-5-0	.167	1-3-0	795	905	L-5	3	4

 

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Week 5 is just about over.  All that's left is some meaningless game tonight between two teams that nobody even cares about, especially around here.  The Lions vs Da Bears.  Losers.

 

So far the Top 5 fantasy players this week are:

 

1. Ben Roethlisraper - 37 pts - mmachamp

2. Sam Cassell - 35 pts - Free Agent

3. Dwayne Bowe - 31 pts - BjPennfan

3. Fred Jackson - 31 pts - DetroitDrew

5. Adrian Peterson - 30 pts - Dragay

 

 

And now for the current scores of our weekly matchups

 

DetroitDrew - 143* (Jason Hanson)

ViolentMike - 114

Drew hands me my first loss of the season.  It should have been even sweeter for him because we should have bet on our matchup.  However, Drew is a puss so he didn't accept.  I even went as far as to offer him +140 odds and he still declined. Everyone else I bet with will accpet a FFB matchup bet before the season even starts - without even checking their lineups or projected scores.  But not DrewMoney$$$.  He needs to be projected to win by at least 15 points in order to be willing to bet someone.

 

The General - 119 (Brandon Pettigrew and Robbie Gould)

kevjack - 119

It looks like Geno pretty much has this rivalry matchup in the bag. You gotta know that both of these guys wanted this win REALLY badly.  Kevin even went Chael Sonnen style and called out Geno asking him to bet on their matchup.  Kev's $100 vs Geno unbanning him.  Geno could have been $100 richer if he took the bet, however, kev back on mania was not a risk Geno was willing to take.

 

Jay - 106

Deuce - 84 (Nate Burleson)

106 points is really going to get a win?  You guys both suck, so you might as well just blow each other already.

 

BjPennfan - 116 (Calvin Johnson and Jahvid Best)

BusterBluth - 111 (Detroit Def)

Looks like the other Detroit homer in the league will win yet again and become the only undefeated team in the league.  But I have a hunch that the main reason for this is because he is in the hapless Division 2.

 

mmachamp - 124* (Johny Know, Matt Forte and Chicago Def)

Dragay - 118

In the battle of the homos, mmachamp proved to be just a tad bit gayer than Dragay.  This was quite shocking to me.  I always had Dragay pegged as the queerest by a gay parade mile.

 

Ulf Murphy - 129

Puck Head - 81 (Roy Williams)

Roy WIlliams is projecting 45 points this week so this will be end up being very close when its all said and done.  No... wait... He's only projected to score 5 points.  Sorry Fuck Head but you're remaining the old winless team.  You should probably start chumming it up with those dislexic B Leaguers that you'll be playing with next season.

There is one more game that is pretty fantasy irrelevant tonight between the Bucs and Colts. 

 

So far the top fantasy players of the week are:

 

1. Aaron Rodgers - 56 points - The General

2. Michael Vick - 36 points - DetroitDrew

3. Matt Forte - 35 points - mmachamp

4. Cam Newton - 33 points - ViolentMike

5. Hakeem Nicks - 32 points - ViolentMike

 

And now onto our matchups:

 

ViolentMike - 134

Deuce - 98 (Joseph Addai... good luck with that)

If we did spot you the 20 points, it would be close.  But without the points, I'm 4-0.

 

Jay - 168*

Ulf Murphy - 78 (Mike Williams)

Wow dude, 78 points?  Its a good think that the maniacs had your back and you won the vote to get into the A-League.  Because by the looks of things, it will be a one and done for the Ulf Man.

 

Dragay - 143* (Tampa Bay Def)

DetroitDrew - 124

Dragay pulls the upset!  I'm happy.  I didn't want to see the guy go 0-4 and start losing interest.

 

Buster Bluth - 160*

kevjack - 108 (Kellen Winslow)

Put up 53 points tonight Kellen and prove my asterisk wrong!

 

The General - 160 (Reggie Wayne)

mmachamp - 135 (Dallas Clark)

Geno should win, but I have seen stranger things happen....

 

bjpennfan - 150

Puck Head - 112 (Legarrette Blount)

If Blount caught passes out of the backfield, he'd have a small glimmer of hope to reach 39 points.  But he doesn't.

 

Since I don't expect anything to change tonight, the standings currently look like this:

 

Division 1
	ViolentMike	4-0-0
	The General	3-1-0
	Buster Bluth	3-1-0
	jay.	3-1-0
	Dragay	1-3-0
	Puck Head	0-4-0
Division 2
	bjpennfan	4-0-0
	DetroitDrew1980	2-2-0
	kevjack115	1-3-0
	Ulf Murphy	1-3-0
	League Votes(Champ)	1-3-0
.	Deuce02	1-3-0

 

 

Looks like Division 1 has all the good teams!!!  Step it up Division 2.

 

Week 3 of the NFL season is in the books.

 

Sunday was a great day of football.  I took great pleasure in watching the Giants beat up the Eagles.  The other big standouts on the day for me were the Bills, Wes Welker, Torrie Smith and the third straight 2nd half collapse of the Vikings.

 

Now let’s take a look at the Top Performers for the week:

 

1. Wes Welker – 53 points – The General
2. Torrey Smith – 39 points – Free Agent
3. Eli Manning – 34 points – kevjack115’s bench
4. Jermichael Finley – 33 points – ViolentMike
5. Joe Flacco – 33 points – Deuce02’s bench

 

Here are the final scores for Week 3

 

ViolentMike –159

Jay – 92

 

Bjpennfan – 147

DetroitDrew – 122

 

Deuce02 – 124

kevjack – 122

 

The General – 176

Puck Head - 102

 

Buster Bluth – 110

Dragon – 99

 

Ulf Murphy – 155

mmachamp – 114

 

Which effects the standings like so:

 

Rank	Team	W-L-T	Pct	Div	Pts For	Pts Against	Streak	Waiver	Moves
Division 1
2.	ViolentMike	3-0-0	1.000	3-0-0	397	295	W-3	3	6
4.	The General	2-1-0	.667	2-1-0	451	369	W-1	6	5
5.	Buster Bluth	2-1-0	.667	2-1-0	431	415	W-2	9	6
6.	jay.	2-1-0	.667	2-1-0	356	339	L-1	8	6
11.	Dragay	0-3-0	.000	0-3-0	314	373	L-3	5	12
12.	Puck Head	0-3-0	.000	0-3-0	310	468	L-3	10	4
Division 2
1.	bjpennfan	3-0-0	1.000	3-0-0	443	365	W-3	1	1
3.	DetroitDrew1980	2-1-0	.667	2-1-0	478	456	L-1	12	10
7.	kevjack115	1-2-0	.333	1-2-0	438	477	L-2	2	3
8.	Ulf Murphy	1-2-0	.333	1-2-0	397	405	W-1	11	4
9.	League Votes(Champ)	1-2-0	.333	1-2-0	379	389	L-1	7	7
10.	Deuce02	1-2-0	.333	1-2-0	346	389	W-1	4	1

 

That means that the only two remaining undefeated teams are me and bjpennfan, and it looks like it will remain that way because we are each facing the last place team in our division.  Their current projected score is in parenthesis

 

ViolentMike (131)

Deuce02 (113)

This should be an easy matchup.  And Deuce, remember, I'm willing to spot you 20 points if you are down to bet.

 

Jay (112)

Ulf (113)

Battle of the Tampons right here folks!  Up until a couple of weeks ago, the trash talk for this game would have been epic.  But now, chances are that neither of these sandy vaginas will even comment once in this thread.  Fags.

 

DetroitDrew (118)

Dragay (132)

I am a bit surprised by these projections, but Dragay's team is going to have to put up 130 points before I believe that they are actually capable of it.  And Drew, the two players that I hate or disagree with most on your team as we've discussed are Vick and Austin.  How are they working out for you right now?

 

kevjack (128)

Buster Bluth (116)

I thought that Kev autodrafted a nice team and it has been working out nicely for him so far.  Except for that $100 bet he lost last week.

 

The General (134)

mmachamp (131)

Will Forte and the Chicago Defense beat Geno?

 

bjpennfan (119)

Puck Head (112)

Let's go Puck!!!!!!!!!  I want first all by my self!

 

Alright guys, its Thursday.  Start talking shit!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Week 2 is in the books,

 

The Top 5 Fantasy Performers for Week 2  are:

 

1. Jeremy Maclin - 42 points - The General's bench.  Thanks buddy!

2. Miles Austin - 41 points - DetroitDrew

3. Vincent Jackson - 39 points - Puck Head

4. Tom Brady - 37 points - BJPennFan

5. Matthew Stafford - 33 points - kevjack115

 

And a special honorary mention goes to Cam Newton who once again passed for over 400 yards and put up 31 fantasy points, and this time did it against the Green Bay defense.   So far he is the 2nd highest scoring fantasy QB to Tom Brady who is off to a record breaking start.  Well, it would be record breaking if it wasn't for my home boy Phil motherfucking Simms!!!!!!!

 

And now onto our matchups 

 

ViolentMike - 116

The General - 102

 

DetroitDrew - 220

kevjack115 - 180

Congrats Drew. That 220 points is the most points seen in any week of the MMAmania Fantasy Football League.  Good job!  Now doesn't it suck that Vick and Austin are injured?  Vick will miss next week and Miles should return week 5.   Kev, scoring 180 and losing $100 is rough...

 

mmachamp - 131

Deuce02 - 93

 

Buster Bluth - 172

Puck Head - 142

 

jay - 144

Dragay - 114

 

bjpennfan - 155

Ulf Murphy - 109

 

What happened Geno?  Your team forgot to show up.  And the only guy that did, rotted on your bench.  1 target all game for Gates and it got picked.  HA!

 

And now, our current standings:

 

Rank	Team	W-L-T	Pct	Div	Pts For	Pts Against	Streak	Waiver	Moves
Division 1
2.	jay.	2-0-0	1.000	2-0-0	264	180	W-2	6	2
4.	ViolentMike	2-0-0	1.000	2-0-0	235	203	W-2	3	3
5.	Buster Bluth	1-1-0	.500	1-1-0	321	315	W-1	5	3
7.	The General	1-1-0	.500	1-1-0	275	265	L-1	8	3
11.	Dragay	0-2-0	.000	0-2-0	215	263	L-2	7	7
12.	Puck Head	0-2-0	.000	0-2-0	208	292	L-2	11	1
Division 2
1.	DetroitDrew1980	2-0-0	1.000	2-0-0	356	309	W-2	12	5
3.	bjpennfan	2-0-0	1.000	2-0-0	296	243	W-2	2	1
6.	kevjack115	1-1-0	.500	1-1-0	316	353	L-1	9	1
8.	League Votes(Champ)	1-1-0	.500	1-1-0	265	234	W-1	10	4
9.	Ulf Murphy	0-2-0	.000	0-2-0	242	291	L-2	1	-
10.	Deuce02	0-2-0	.000	0-2-0	222	267	L-2	4

 

 

And a quick peak at next week's schedule

 

ViolentMike vs Jay  * jay - we got $20 on this game

Deuce02 vs kevjack115

Dragay vs Buster Bluth

DetroitDrew vs bjpennfan

The General vs Puck Head

mmachamp vs Ulf Murphy

Week two of the glorious NFL season will be kicking off this weekend.  I don't know about y'all, but I'm pumped!

 

Let's first take a look at the current odds for this week's games.

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The first week of the NFL Season is over and boy, oh boy, am I’m happy that its back.  Sunday’s just aren’t the same without football. 

 

So let’s hop into our fantasy business -

 

The top fantasy performers ON SUNDAY were (let me know if you see a theme here):

 

1. Steve Smith – 37 points – on DetroitDrew’s bench

1. Drew Brees – 37 points – Deuce02

3. Cam Newton – 36 points – ViolentMike’s bench

4. Mike Tolbert – 35 points – Dragay’s bench

5. Ryan Fitzpatrick – 32 points – Puck Head’s bench

 

Son of a bench!  Now that right there is a lot of bench points.  But is there anyone here that we can point and laugh at?  Let’s take a look.  In a 12 team, one QB league, Cam Newton in his week 1 debut was unstartable, especially with Roethlisberger on the same team (hindsight is 20/20).  Puck didn’t start Fitzy because he has Matt Ryan.  Even against the Bears, Ryan came into the season as a must start in a 12 team league.  I’m already starting to wonder if he will remain one throughout the season.  DetroitDrew played Fred Jackson in his flex rather than Steve Smith.  I’m not a fan of the Bills RB situation so I’m no Fred Jackson fan.  Regardless, Steve Smith would have been a risky play with Newton throwing him the ball.  But when you have an anti-ban bet, sometimes you need to take risks.  And then we get to my opponent this week, Dragay.  Due to the Foster injury, Dragay thought it would be smart to pick up Derrick Ward, and start him at flex this week.  Ward?  Really?  Not even a Ben Tate?  And you knew that Tolbert was the starter in SD, right?  Dragay takes the cake for worst starting lineup decision of the week.  Thanks, pal!

HOLY SHIT was there a lot of fantasy production in that NE/MIA game last night.  Over 500 yards passing for Brady.  Over 400 yards passing for Henne.  A 99 yard TD catch by Welker.  This game was bonkers.  And for that, here are the top 3 players from that one single game:

 

1.  Tom Brady - 45 points - BJPennFan

2.  Chad Henne - 40 points - Free Agent

3.  Wes Welker - 36 points - The General

 

And now, lets take a gander at the  results of our weekly matchups

 

ViolentMike – 119

Dragay – 101

 

Mmachamp -    134

BJPennFan – 141

 

Deuce02 – 129

DetroitDrew – 136

Welcome back Drew!

 

Jay – 120

Puck Head – 66

 

 The General – 173

Buster Bluth – 149

 

Kevjack115 – 136

Ulf Murphy – 133

 

 

 

 

 

Both Mania FFB leagues held their drafts last night.   It was a good time had by all.  Well, except for Deuce because he lost his internet connection just minutes before his pick in the 1st round and did not get it back till midway thru the 4th round.  That's shitty, McDouche.

 

Some people asked that I put up a fanpost with the draft results.  So here you go.  And I even took the time to put in a little analysis.

 

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Puck Head

1. (1) Arian Foster (Hou - RB)

2. (24) LeGarrette Blount (TB - RB)

3. (25) Vincent Jackson (SD - WR)

4. (48) Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)

5. (49) Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR)

6. (72) Daniel Thomas (Mia - RB)

7. (73) Lee Evans (Bal - WR)

8. (96) Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE)

9. (97) Green Bay (GB - DEF)

10. (120) Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K)

11. (121) Ronnie Brown (Phi - RB)

12. (144) Roy Williams (Chi - WR)

13. (145) Zach Miller (Sea - TE)

14. (168) Ryan Fitzpatrick (Buf - QB)

15. (169) Delone Carter (Ind - RB)

16. (192) Oakland (Oak - DEF)

 

League Votes(Champ)

1. (2) Ray Rice (Bal - RB)

2. (23) Matt Forte (Chi - RB)

3. (26) Greg Jennings (GB - WR)

4. (47) Dallas Clark (Ind - TE)

5. (50) Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)

6. (71) Pierre Garcon (Ind - WR)

7. (74) Ben Tate (Hou - RB)

8. (95) Johnny Knox (Chi - WR)

9. (98) Deion Branch (NE - WR)

10. (119) Pierre Thomas (NO - RB)

11. (122) Chicago (Chi - DEF)

12. (143) Mike Williams (Sea - WR)

13. (146) Matt Cassel (KC - QB)

14. (167) Ryan Torain (Was - RB)

15. (170) Eddie Royal (Den - WR)

16. (191) Billy Cundiff (Bal - K)

 

League Votes(Champ)

1. (2) Ray Rice (Bal - RB)

2. (23) Matt Forte (Chi - RB)

3. (26) Greg Jennings (GB - WR)

4. (47) Dallas Clark (Ind - TE)

5. (50) Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)

6. (71) Pierre Garcon (Ind - WR)

7. (74) Ben Tate (Hou - RB)

8. (95) Johnny Knox (Chi - WR)

9. (98) Deion Branch (NE - WR)

10. (119) Pierre Thomas (NO - RB)

11. (122) Chicago (Chi - DEF)

12. (143) Mike Williams (Sea - WR)

13. (146) Matt Cassel (KC - QB)

14. (167) Ryan Torain (Was - RB)

15. (170) Eddie Royal (Den - WR)

16. (191) Billy Cundiff (Bal - K)

 

Deuce02

1. (4) Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)

2. (21) Drew Brees (NO - QB)

3. (28) Shonn Greene (NYJ - RB)

4. (45) Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)

5. (52) Marques Colston (NO - WR)

6. (69) Owen Daniels (Hou - TE)

7. (76) Cedric Benson (Cin - RB)

8. (93) Plaxico Burress (NYJ - WR)

9. (100) Joseph Addai (Ind - RB)

10. (117) Joe Flacco (Bal - QB)

11. (124) Nate Burleson (Det - WR)

12. (141) New England (NE - DEF)

13. (148) Greg Olsen (Car - TE)

14. (165) New Orleans (NO - DEF)

15. (172) Early Doucet (Ari - WR)

16. (189) Matt Bryant (Atl - K)

 

ViolentMike

1. (5) LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)

2. (20) Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)

3. (29) Felix Jones (Dal - RB)

4. (44) Jermichael Finley (GB - TE)

5. (53) Percy Harvin (Min - WR)

6. (68) Tim Hightower (Was - RB)

7. (77) Josh Freeman (TB - QB)

8. (92) Lance Moore (NO - WR)

9. (101) Mike Sims-Walker (StL - WR)

10. (116) Jacoby Ford (Oak - WR)

11. (125) Robert Meachem (NO - WR)

12. (140) LaDainian Tomlinson (NYJ - RB)

13. (149) Stevan Ridley (NE - RB)

14. (164) Greg Little (Cle - WR)

15. (173) Cam Newton (Car - QB)

16. (188) Cleveland (Cle - DEF)

 

kevjack115

1. (6) Chris Johnson (Ten - RB)

2. (19) Michael Turner (Atl - RB)

3. (30) Mike Wallace (Pit - WR)

4. (43) Mark Ingram (NO - RB)

5. (54) Stevie Johnson (Buf - WR)

6. (67) Matthew Stafford (Det - QB)

7. (78) Santana Moss (Was - WR)

8. (91) Kellen Winslow (TB - TE)

9. (102) Philadelphia (Phi - DEF)

10. (115) Nate Kaeding (SD - K)

11. (126) Eli Manning (NYG - QB)

12. (139) Jordy Nelson (GB - WR)

13. (150) Danny Woodhead (NE - RB)

14. (163) Lance Kendricks (StL - TE)

15. (174) New York (NYG - DEF)

16. (187) Denarius Moore

 

DetroitDrew1980

1. (7) Michael Vick (Phi - QB)

2. (18) Peyton Hillis (Cle - RB)

3. (31) Miles Austin (Dal - WR)

4. (42) Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR)

5. (55) Knowshon Moreno (Den - RB)

6. (66) Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR)

7. (79) Fred Jackson (Buf - RB)

8. (90) Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)

9. (103) Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)

10. (114) Steve Smith (Car - WR)

11. (127) Jay Cutler (Chi - QB)

12. (138) Rob Gronkowski (NE - TE)

13. (151) Devin Hester (Chi - WR)

14. (162) Marion Barber (Chi - RB)

15. (175) Garrett Hartley (NO - K)

16. (186) Jacquizz Rodgers (Atl - RB)

 

The General

1. (8) Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB)

2. (17) Roddy White (Atl - WR)

3. (32) Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)

4. (41) Antonio Gates (SD - TE)

5. (56) Wes Welker (NE - WR)

6. (65) Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR)

7. (80) Hines Ward (Pit - WR)

8. (89) Reggie Bush (Mia - RB)

9. (104) Willis McGahee (Den - RB)

10. (113) Brandon Pettigrew (Det - TE)

11. (128) Thomas Jones (KC - RB)

12. (137) Steve Breaston (KC - WR)

13. (152) Bernard Berrian (Min - WR)

14. (161) Mark Sanchez (NYJ - QB)

15. (176) Dallas (Dal - DEF)

16. (185) Robbie Gould

 

Buster Bluth

1. (9) Darren McFadden (Oak - RB)

2. (16) Frank Gore (SF - RB)

3. (33) DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR)

4. (40) Peyton Manning (Ind - QB)

5. (57) Kenny Britt (Ten - WR)

6. (64) Ryan Mathews (SD - RB)

7. (81) Sidney Rice (Sea - WR)

8. (88) Julio Jones (Atl - WR)

9. (105) A.J. Green (Cin - WR)

10. (112) Michael Bush (Oak - RB)

11. (129) Kevin Kolb (Ari - QB)

12. (136) Marcedes Lewis (Jac - TE)

13. (153) Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K)

14. (160) Antonio Brown (Pit - WR) 1

5. (177) Detroit (Det - DEF)

16. (184) Derrick Mason (NYJ - WR)

 

jay.

1. (10) Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB)

2. (15) Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)

3. (34) Tony Romo (Dal - QB)

4. (39) DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB)

5. (58) Beanie Wells (Ari - RB)

6. (63) Mario Manningham (NYG - WR)

7. (82) Jimmy Graham (NO - TE)

8. (87) Mike Thomas (Jac - WR)

9. (106) New York (NYJ - DEF)

10. (111) Mason Crosby (GB - K)

11. (130) Jerome Harrison (Det - RB)

12. (135) Kyle Orton (Den - QB)

13. (154) Jared Cook (Ten - TE)

14. (159) Earl Bennett (Chi - WR)

15. (178) Kendall Hunter (SF - RB)

16. (183) Neil Rackers (Hou - K)

 

bjpennfan

1. (11) Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)

2. (14) Tom Brady (NE - QB)

3. (35) Jahvid Best (Det - RB)

4. (38) Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)

5. (59) Chad Ochocinco (NE - WR)

6. (62) Ryan Grant (GB - RB)

7. (83) BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB)

8. (86) Danny Amendola (StL - WR)

9. (107) James Starks (GB - RB)

10. (110) Baltimore (Bal - DEF)

11. (131) Darren Sproles (NO - RB)

12. (134) Donald Driver (GB - WR)

13. (155) Donovan McNabb (Min - QB)

14. (158) Dustin Keller (NYJ - TE)

15. (179) Todd Heap (Ari - TE)

16. (182) Josh Brown (StL - K)

 

Ulf Murphy

1. (12) Andre Johnson (Hou - WR)

2. (13) Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)

3. (36) Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG - RB)

4. (37) Mike Williams (TB - WR)

5. (60) Vernon Davis (SF - TE)

6. (61) Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)

7. (84) Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)

8. (85) Davone Bess (Mia - WR)

9. (108) C.J. Spiller (Buf - RB)

10. (109) Roy Helu (Was - RB)

11. (132) Michael Crabtree (SF - WR)

12. (133) Jerome Simpson (Cin - WR)

13. (156) Aaron Hernandez (NE - TE)

14. (157) Jason Snelling (Atl - RB)

15. (180) San Francisco (SF - DEF)

16. (181) Alex Henery (Phi - K)

 

Round 1

The first round went pretty much as expected without any real surprises.  The reach of the round would go to me (McCoy at 5) and Buster (McFadden at 9).  Their ADP's (average draft position) are pick 13/14.  The value pick of the round goes to Ulf who snagged AJ at pick 12. 

 

Round 2

In round two, I think the best pick for its position was Geno taking Roddy White who fell to pick 17.  He was the #1 WR last year and is ready to have another huge season as Matt Ryan is only getting better.  For the reaches, I would have to go with Drew taking Hillis with pick 18 when his ADP is 28 as well as Puck who reached even further for LeGarrette Blount at pick 24 (ADP 45).

Round 3

In round 3, Geno once again got the best value pick when Reggie Wayne fell to him at pick 31.  Geno just happened to get luck and had a couple of morons drafting before him and after him so this became a trend.  And example would be Drew taking Miles Austin when Wayne was on the board.  The reach around for this round goes to BJPennFan who took Jhavid Best at pick 35.  His ADP is 83.  But that 83 is just retarded.  I had Best ranked as a mid 4th rounder.    NOTE: I was very happy that I was able to snag Felix Jones at pick 29.  He's going to do big this year. His upside is tremendous

 

Round 4

Buster snagged Peyton in the 4th.  As soon as he's 100% healthy, he will be among the elite fantasy producers.  Some people don’t like the pick of Mark Ingram by kevjack, but I don’t think its bad at all.  The kid has a boatload of potential,.  People like  to say he’s in a crowded backfield.  Do they not realize that this first round selected Heisman winner is waaaaaaay better than Pierre Thomas and what, Chris Ivory?  And he’ll be getting the goalline touches and racking up points.  I don't really see any reaches this round.  Maybe DeAngelo being picked by Jay.  Speaking of DeAngelo, did you all see that someone in League B took him 5th overall?  Yup, that’s why it’s the B League folks.

 

Round 5

In this round I like the pick of Knowshon Moreno by Drew.  He is entrenched at their undoubted number one back.  To get a number 1 back in round 5 is always a good catch.  Speaking of catches, Moreno gets an added boost in PPR leagues.  As for the reach, I’d have to go with jay taking Beanie Wells.  Sure he’ll get the bulk of the carries in AZ, but he just hasn’t lived up to expectations yet.  And I don’t think he ever will

 

Round 6

Best upside pick would be I, whom selected Tim Hightower this round.  I feel like this will be a homerun or strikeout type of pick.  Shannahan is known for making average backs into big time producers.  Ulf thinks his kid Helu will take over by mid season.  That is only true if Hightower doesn’t perform, and me and many others think he will.  A also like kevjacks pick of Stafford since all the high end QB’s were off the board.  Out of the remaining QB’s, the ones with the highest ceilings were Stafford, Bradford and Freeman.  There really weren’t any awful picks this round.

 

Round 7

Speaking of Freeman, I drafted him right here.  In his 2nd season last year which was his first as a starter he threw for nearly 3,500 yards with 25 TD’s, only 6 INT’s and even a few hundred rushing yards to boot.  Now that he and Mike Williams have had a year together, their chemistry will only build from here.  As for the worst pick of the round, that goes to MMACHAMP hands down.  He selected Ben Tate.  Enough said.  But I’ll carry on anyway.  Even if the news this past week was that Arian Foster died in Hurricane fucking Irene, Ben Tate still shouldn’t be drafted here. 

 

Round 8

There were a few good PPR picks here with Ulf taking Devone Bess and BJ taking Danny Amendola.  I also especially like  jay’s pick of Mike Thomas.  He is the number one WR on the Jags (but I won’t mention their QB)

 

Round 9

Best pick of the round goes to me, again.  I selected Mike Sims-Walker who is the number one WR on the Rams who have the soon to be 2nd year all pro Sam Bradford.  If they can get on the same page, that page is going to be filled with fantasy points! As for the worst picks, well, this is the round the defenses began getting selected.  4 of them were taken.  3 of which were autodrafted.  Drew was the only one to personally select a defense, so he had the worst pick this round.

 

Round 10

Best pick of the round goes to Dragay who drafted Sam Bradford who I’ve already mentioned a couple of times.  I expect big things from him.  Honorable mention goes to whoever selected Jacoby Ford.  As for the worst pick, well this is when our 3 autodrafters got their kickers.

 

Round 11

Honestly, non of the players taken this round will have standout years or are even worth mentioning.  But I will point out that the worst pick was Buster taking Kevin Kolb as a backup QB.  Kolb just flat out sucks.  You heard that ANS?   Kolb sucks!  And he’s your starter.  And to think you almost got in the A league….

 

Round 12

Pick of the round I’ll give to Buster Bluth this round.  He landed Mercedes Lewis, a top 10 TE, here in Round 12.  Nice pick Buster.  Worst pick of the round goes to Puck Head.  He selected Roy Williams who might be getting cut from the Bears sooner rather than later.

 

Round 13

New England Patriots was the theme of this round.  I selected Stevan Ridley who I expect to be the number one Patriots fantasy RB come the end of the season.  Another NE RB was taken here as well.  Kev selected his homeboy and mentor, Danny Woodhead (again!).  Isn’t he like 4th on the Patriots depth chart now?  And then Ulf finished off the round by taking Aaron Hernandez, the Pats 2nd year TE.

 

Round 14

In this round, I really like kev’s autoselection of Lance Kendricks.  He was one of my sleepers.  For those that don’t know, he is a rookie TE for the Rams, and his QB is this kid named Bradford that I may have mentioned earlier.  Can easily be a top 10 TE by the end of the year.

 

Round 15

Not many standout picks this round.  Jay did take Kendall Hunter.   I still don’t know who the fuck that is…

 

Round 16

Dragay selected Tim Tebow.  That is all folks!

 

 

Poll

Who do you think had the best draft?

4%

Puck Head

1 votes

4%

MMACHAMP

1 votes

8%

Dragay

2 votes

8%

Deuce

2 votes

8%

ViolentMike

2 votes

8%

kevjack115

2 votes

8%

DetroitDrew

2 votes

28%

Geno The General

7 votes

12%

Buster Bluth

3 votes

0%

jay

0 votes

8%

bjpennfan

2 votes

4%

Ulf Murphy

1 votes

25 votes | Poll has closed

Alright you FFB maniacs, guess what today is???  Yup, everyone but Jay's dumb ass  guessed correctly.  Today is draft day, bitches!  Both the A-League and the B-League are holding their live drafts simultaneously.  They will both be held  at 10 pm ET on yahoo.   Make sure that your browser allows for pop ups on yahoo so that the draft window will load successfully.  In fact, I HIGHLY recommend doing a mock draft on yahoo asap if you have not done so already.  It will get you used to how the draft window works.  If you don't show up to the draft, your team will be autodrafted - and remember you can still set your custom player rankings up until approx 9 pm.  I think that the draft window will load as early as 9:30, so that is when I intend on logging into yahoo.  I'll also be sitting in this thread chatting it up to whoever is here.

 

A-LEAGUE PARTICIPANTS - Thanks again for playing and donating your hard earned money to me and my inevitable championship.  I am looking forward to drafting with you all tonight and making fun of your awful picks.  Especially Drew's.  I hear he discovered some wizard through CraigsList and is using a magical formula derived by the ancient Mayan civilization to use during the draft.  Too bad his formula sucks.  He can probably get better draft advice reading the back of a Similac bottle.

 

Draft Order for the A-League is as follows:

 

1.   Puck Head

2.   mmachamp

3.   Dragay

4.   Deuce02

5.   ViolentMike

6.   kevjack115

7.   DetroitDrew1980

8.   The General

9.   Buster Bluth

10.   jay.

11.   bjpennfan

12.   Ulf Murphy

 

Please not that this is a snake draft, so that means Murphy has the first pick of the 2nd round and Puck has the last pick of the 2nd round.

 

LEAGUE-B PARTICIPANTS - if you have not yet registered your team on Yahoo, please do so immediately.  This is a MUST.  If you are not signed up by 9 pm (but don't wait till the last minute) the B League will crumble and cease to exist.  You already paid, so PLEASE REGISTER.  OJR sent the invite via email.  Also, when registering, your team name must be your mania screen name.  It makes it a lot easier to tell who is who.

 

Draft Order for the B-League is as follows:

 

Actually, I don't know what it is yet.  Nobody knows yet.  And nobody can know until all 12  teams are registered.  I can't stress the urgency on this enough.  Please register via yahoo right now if you have not done so already.  OJR emailed you the invite.  Its in your inbox.

 

The participants for the B-League are as follows:

ANS

Brutus892

Clayman

David W-S

Donkeypunch

doonerthesooner

Griffinfan05

OJR

PHISH NATION

Jersey Devil

YouveGotGold

magicmike

 

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Hey everyone i just wanted to say my goodbyes to you all. It was great being on here for as long as i have but I have a job and therefore have to take a lunch break.  It has been a very tough decision on whether I should go out to lunch, or quickly scurry to the cafeteria and run back to my desk so I can eat in front of the computer.  I don't love the idea of not bashing or being bashed for defending DetroitDrew and Kevin for an hour and a half, but either way i had a blast!

I'd just like to thank Ulf Murphy, Stinky~fingers, Aintnoshunshine, A.K.., OJR, Dakatak, Duece,Scott1,arm.bar.bandit, and that fucker Jay for being so damn gay.  I love you, you fag.   You guys do know your shit and can tell when someone creates a mania account just to seek attention and pretend that they are a fighter. 

Geno, Jesse, Thomas,Haggerty,Hemminger,Hernandez, keep up the great work and keep this site as ban free as possible and thanks for letting us be ourselves (whether or not we are full of shit).

I may be back after my lunch break around 2 pm, but who knows! anyways thanks again to everyone for making MMAmania what it is

CRY ME A RIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so I just heard back from diceman.  He said that he will not be playing this season  His reason was because he feels that playing in a league with me is like throwing his money away because he, like most everyone else, feels like I am a lock to repeat as champion ;-)

 

So now we have an opening in the A-League.  As commissioner I have narrowed the nominees down to two choices.  Old Man Ulf Murphy or the Supposed Figher But Actually a Janitor ANS.  Now its time to vote on who you want in the league. 

 

The only votes that will actually count will be made by the 11 members of the A-League.  Please leave your vote in the comments section.  I'm also adding a poll as well so everyone can vote just for shits and giggles, but this is unofficial.  Only A-League members votes count.

Poll

Who should get the final remaining spot in the MMA Mania Fantasy Football A-League?

57%

Ulf Murphy

16 votes

42%

ANS

12 votes

28 votes | Poll has closed

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Hello everybody.  As most of you probably already now, we are having TWO fantasy football leagues this season.  I am again commishing the A League and OJR has stepped up to commish the B League. 

 

The draft for both leagues will be held on Thursday Sept 1st at 10 pm ET.  The fee for the league is $25.

 

Payouts are:

Super Bowl Champ = $150

Runner Up = $75

Most Points in the regular season = $75

 

 

 

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I seen a clip of this kid Ellis Coleman earlier today on ESPN.  He is in some sort of Greco-Roman wrestling tournament.  Check out this kids takedown known as the flying squirrel. 

Amazing!  Absolutely amazing! Now I need to meet my word limit for a post.

Editors note: Props to whoever made this video for using Street Fighter music. That's fucking boss. And props to whoever can name the Street Fighter who has this music playing at his stage. Don't cheat, you slimy fucks.

Due to popular demand, not only is the MMA Mania Fantasy Football League back for a season 2, but this year, we are having TWO leagues.  Many people regretted not signing up last year, so act quick if you want to play this year.  And if you don't remember, the trashtalk in the weekly threads were epic!

 

We play in a 12 team head to head league on Yahoo.  The entry fee is $25 and must be paid thru PayPal.  If PayPal is truly impossible to do, you can try and work something out with your commissioner but this is only for extreme circumstances.  I will remain commish for the original league.  OJR will be the commish for the 2nd league.  Both leagues will have the same exact rules. 

 

 

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UFC on Versus is coming up live this Sunday.  Its the Friday before so I was just starting to really think about my picks before heading over to playground to enter them, and more importantly, BoDog to place my bets. There are a couple of fights that I will probably be debating with myself all day before placing my picks.

 

I think that there are a lot of very close fights this weekend - which means it could be a good event to bet on some of the live dogs to come out big.  For example, I am a big fan of Mitrione, but Moorecraft is no chump, he's huge and has very very good wrestling.  If he's able to dictate where the fight takes place, his +250 odds are looking tasty.    Other live dogs are Lentz, Warburton, Manny, and then even Matt Brown and Javy Vazquez, but to a lesser extent.   Also, they have Rick Story at +350 to win by stoppage.  Nice!

 

And we don't have to limit it to money bets and pool picks, does any one out there have any side bets or sig bets??????

 

Jay and I have a side bet.  He needs to outscore me this event by 18 points otherwise he owes me $20. 

 

One other bet I happened to hear about is between DetroitDrew and Deuce.  They are putting their picks up against each other for this one event and the loser is self-banned until January 1st.

 

And again, its just not about bets.  What are you maniacs up to this weekend?  What have you done lately?

After an exciting Super Bowl, our pool ended with 3 participants at the top.

 

Rank	Pick Set Name	Total Pts	W-L
1	Puck Head	7	7-4
2	The Money Picks	7	7-4
3	El Champ	7	7-4
4	ViolentMike	6	6-5
5	BNF	6	6-5
6	Drew fucked his mother (	6	6-5
7	Deuce02	5	5-6
8	Dragon	2	2-9
9	OJR	2	2-9
10	jay.	0	0-11

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It is Friday and Super Bowl 45 is just two days away!!!!!!!  Who do you got?

 

I myself am picking the Packers to win.  However, why bet the point spread of -2.5?  All of the fun lies in betting the props!   For example, I think the Packers are going to win, and if they do, I am 99% sure that Aaron Rodgers will get the MVP.  So why bet the Packers -2.5 at -110 when I can bet Aaron Rodgers to win the MVP at +175? 

 

There are so many prop bets available to be bet on for this years Super Bowl.  Which bets are you going to be placing?   Please discuss in the comments section, as I will be placing mine there as well.

 

As for our Playoff Pick Em game, here are the current standings:

 

Rank	Pick Set Name	Total Pts	W-L
1	Puck Head	7	7-3
2	The Money Picks	7	7-3
3	El Champ	7	7-3
4	Drew fucked BJ's mother	6	6-4
5	BNF	5	5-5
6	ViolentMike	5	5-5
7	Deuce02	5	5-5
8	Dragon	2	2-8
9	OJR	2	2-8
10	jay.	0	0-10

 

It looks like its a battle between Puck, ANS, and Champ. 

 

We had 9 entrants, but we never really discussed the Payouts.  All I said was that first place will get the bulk of the money, possibly all of it, depending on the number of entrants.  I think that $70 for first and $20 for second works.  If any of you have an issue with that, we can discuss in the comments section.  

 

If ANS wins, I have a feeling it will be easier to wire money to a Somali Pirate in the witness protection program hiding out in the amazon than it will be to get money to the secret identity known as ANS

 

 

And now, for some pics since its Friday......

 

Stay Classy Roethlisraper....

via intramuralallstar.com

 

BUT, its still better than being from Cleveland.......   LOL, seriously, what is going on in the picture?

via cdn0.sbnation.com

Ben has done some shady things, but

via www.brownieman.net

via www.ratfinktshirts.com

 

 

Now get your stank cock away from that innocent dog!!!!

via images.pictureshunt.com

 

 

 

I was trying to find a funny Aaron Rodgers pic and came across this.  It made me laugh....

via www.freakingnews.com

 

Not a huge Star Wars fan, but this one is still pretty cool.

via chzupnextinsports.files.wordpress.com

 

 

I mainly posted this next pick of Aaron and his girl because I was disturbed by the website it came from.  Terez Owens???????  REALLY?????   Who is that, Perez Hilton's slightly less gay brother?  WTWF?

via www.terezowens.com

 

In that Arianny thread a couple days ago, who was saying they like big asses?

via www.barelyhangingon.com

 

 

And since I simply couldn't end on that note, we'll take another gander at Aaron's girl.  I tried to find a nice ass shot, but came up unsuccessful.  I may need to hire OJR for this job!

via 4.bp.blogspot.com

All that's left now is the Super Bowl, Green Bay Packers vs Pittsburgh Steelers. 

 

Like I thought, Chicago had no chance to beat the Packers.  However, it was surprising to see Kalib Hanie take them down for two scores.  The Packers D didn't look so good on those possessions. 

 

Does anyone else feel like if it was Tom Brady and the Patriots rather than Mark Sanchez and the Jets that that play in the beginning of the 3rd would have been ruled an incomplete pass? 

 

And now to the scores for the pool:

 

Rank	Pick Set Name	Total Pts	W-L
1	Puck Head	7	7-3
2	The Money Picks	7	7-3
3	El Champ	7	7-3
4	Drew fucked your mother (	6	6-4
5	BNF	5	5-5
6	ViolentMike	5	5-5
7	Deuce02	5	5-5
8	Dragon	2	2-8
9	OJR	2	2-8
10	jay.	0	0-10

It is Friday and we have the Conference Championship games coming up on Sunday.  Packers at Bears and Jets at Steelers. The current odds have the Packers as 4 point favorites on the road, and the Steelers as 3.5 point favorites at home. 

 

Who do you guys like?

 

I am liking the Jets more and more to go to the Super Bowl. 

 

Do any of you use BoDog?  They have really been pissing me lately by not listing moneylines for the games. 

 

 

Hey Bodog,

 

via www.thestevenetwork.ca

 

ALSO, this thread is not just for football.  It is also the Friday Fun Thread, so have at it and enjoy yourselves while visiting!

 

And before I wrap this little thing up, here are the current standings for the Mania Playoff Pool

 

Rank   Name                         Points  Record

1	El Champ	6	6-2
2	The Money Picks	5	5-3
3	Deuce02	5	5-3
4	Puck Head	5	5-3
5	Drew fucked your mother (	4	4-4
6	ViolentMike	4	4-4
7	BNF	3	3-5
8	OJR	2	2-6
9	Dragon	1	1-7
10	jay.	0	0-8