The Onion is just awesome.  There is always a strong note of truth in their humor that transcends it from a chuckle to a truism.

Pittsburgh School District Leads Nation In Ability To Spell 'Roethlisberger'

Here's the link (I especially enjoy the Cleveland comment):

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pittsburgh_school_district_leads

For another, older, Pittsburgh Steeler Onion article try: 

Investigators: Increasingly Likely That James Harrison Bit Own Son

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/investigators_increasingly

Some people will probably think that it's in poor taste, but I enjoy knowing that the nation at large perceives the Steelers as deadly  dangerous.  Especially the line: James III is almost completely recovered and has been released from Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh, while his father has been quarantined at Animal, Linebacker, and Wide Receiver Control of McKees Rocks, PA.

Wide receivers, people!  With what other team would wide receivers be believably classified as dangerous animals?  God, I love this team.