Wet Luzinski

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I Gots Yer Homers Right Here: Phillies 3, Dodgers 2


Cole Hamels is not traded to the Rangers, Pirates, or Tigers for naked pictures of Kate Upton, yet. But Joe Blanton pitches eight solid innings and Ryan Howard hits a home run to right the world for Phillies fans.

Some Phillies Links for You, July 10, 2012: The Sultan of Squat in a Season of Suck


The Phillies hope to trade Cole Hamels for a zeitgeist to be named later.

Some Phillies Links for You, July 3, 2012: The Crime and Punishment of Trading Cole Hamels


In which we confess to sex workers our secret desire to trade Cole Hamels.

Æthelkyle the Unready: Pirates 5, Phillies 4


Will the Phillies beat the Pirates on a getaway day with Kyle Kendrick on the mound? How stoned are you?

Some Tuesday Phillies Links for You, June 26, 2012: Chondromalarkey


Chase Utley inspires a world of chondromalarkey upon his return. Plus, fun with inserting our Dick Allen!

Phillies minor league roundup June 25, 2012


Cameron Rupp's infinity OPS

Some Tuesday Phillies Links for You, June 19, 2012: Here Come Da Fudge


Fudgie Greene is a bust. There is no hope for the 2012 Phillies whatsoever, so don't even start.

Dad, Boner'd: Blue Jays 6, Phillies 2


The Phillies redefine boner on Father's Day, losing to the Blue Jays, 6-2.

Some Tuesday Phillies Links for You, June 12, 2012: Start Firing People and Sell, Baby, Sell!


The Phillies As Sellers | FanGraphs BaseballDon't miss dajafi's superb post on this, either. But it all comes down to this: Their play over the next three weeks could determine the future of the...

Some Tuesday Phillies Links for You, June 5, 2012: It's Drafty, Close the Window!


cinco ocho inches inside, 2012 Phillies draft, Bobby Abreu is a good clubhouse guy

The Blind Cul-de-Sacs of Mediocrity: Dodgers 4, Phillies 3


Dodgers 4, Phillies 3. The Phillies' search for the security blanket of Icarus


Joe Versus the Volcano: Marlins at Phillies Game Thread, June 3, 2012

Marlins vs. Phillies, 6/3/12: TGP game thread

Halladay to miss 6-8 weeks


Choochify My Grudge Match: Phillies 4, Nationals 1


Carlos Ruiz just hurt 'em tonight. Cole Hamels was good. Win!

Some Tuesday Phillies Links for You, May 15, 2012: In the year, 2,000; sneaking in, solemn anniversaries


Placido Polanco joins the 2,000 hit club as Bryce Harper gives him a curtain call!

Pick 6 Discussion Thread, 5/11/12: Frugal Fridays!


OK, you Moneyballerz, let's start a weekly tradition of competing with players worth only $0.50. Choose wisely. All the birdies will know your name!

Some Tuesday Phillies Links for You, May 8, 2012: Seeing to it personally


Phillies links and the linking linkers who link them, May 8, 2012

Appreciating Chipper Jones, Future Hall of Famer [a hyper-link'd poem]


The Good Phight salutes Braves 3B Chipper Jones.

Some Tuesday Phillies Links for You, April 24, 2012: It's Dark and Arizona Is Hot


Kendrick shelled as Phils' anguish continuesOuts! Outs! Damn spot-starter. Injured Utley connects with Phillies in Arizona, takes batting practiceProgress. I'm guessing May 7. You? Philled In:...

Cole Gaslampin': Phillies 4, Padres 1


Source: FanGraphs

Some Tuesday Phillies Links for You, April 17, 2012: Running the Gauntlett Eldemire. The Third.


Could Hamels' departure mean more offense?"Net runs" is not only a post-burrito web-browsing phenomenon. Manuel wants the Phillies to keep on runningAnd unshackle the inner Juan Pierre in all of...

Some Tuesday Phillies Links for You, April 10, 2012: Crisis in Confidence, Big Falls, and a Bay of (Iron)Pigs


Phillies Notes: Phillies picking spots to use PapelbonNot that I'm noticing, but Craig Kimbrel hasn't been real busy either. Are you confident the Phillies will get their act together?It's N...

In Us Rod Thrusts: Pirates 2, Phillies 1 (10)


I'll cop to the fact that I didn't watch nearly as much of this game as I wanted. Bathing kids, putting them to bed, setting up the guest room, filling plastic eggs, welcoming the guest, putting...

TGP Fantasy Baseball Trash Talk and Discussion Thread: Live Fire, Part 1


Ah, a new season, two new leagues, and, come this weekend, full slates of games. We've wheeled and dealt our way through Spring Training on another thread (thanks, Trader JoeCatz). It strikes me...

Peter Orr and Joe Savery: On the Roster


Valdes, Luna and Podsednik: Not so much. Thus spake Rubesthustra.

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