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  • joined Sep 21, 2012
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Graduate Student at the University of Chicago
Alumnus - Texas Christian University
Chicago, Illinois, USA

Fell in love with Chelsea years ago.
Favorite Player: Frank Lampard

Hobbies: Watching CFC, reading Tillich, drinking tripels, and stachifying footballers.

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Chicago Bulls
  • NFL Chicago Bears
  • NCAAF TCU Horned Frogs
  • NHL Chicago Blackhawks
  • FIFA Belgium
  • La Liga Atletico Madrid
  • EPL Chelsea
  • Bundesliga Anyone but Bayern
  • Serie A Inter, I guess... Roma?
Recent Activity
Cech daddy
Commented on Under the WAGNHoscope: Petr Cech on Jul 9 2014, 8:49p
I checked. I'm wrong.
Commented on Chelsea, Paul Pogba, and £60m walk into a bar... on Jun 29 2014, 12:46a
I thought Zouma was taking the 6.
Commented on Chelsea, Paul Pogba, and £60m walk into a bar... on Jun 29 2014, 12:43a - 3 replies
for Branislav Ivanovic
Voted on Jun 27 2014, 9:21p
This is awesome.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: And on the 16th day, they rested from their work on Jun 27 2014, 12:39p - 2 replies
Not enough gold in the Lannisters'
Commented on The Daily Hilario: And on the 16th day, they rested from their work on Jun 27 2014, 12:38p
But not Dave
Commented on The Daily Hilario: And on the 16th day, they rested from their work on Jun 27 2014, 12:33p - 1 reply
Two contradictory statements put into sarcasm font...
Commented on The Daily Hilario: And on the 16th day, they rested from their work on Jun 27 2014, 12:32p - 2 replies
I agree that he would but I'd like to hear you unpack that.
Commented on Solving The Great Chelsea Striker Conundrum - Part II (With Poll Results) on Jun 27 2014, 10:41a - 2 replies
Well done, Graham and co!
Commented on World Cup 2014 scores, reaction and analysis: USA advance, Belgium keep on winning on day 15 on Jun 27 2014, 10:02a
Yeah, I hadn't seen much of him prior to this WC, but he really looked like one of the least in-tune players out there.
Commented on Son of Hilario: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! on Jun 22 2014, 8:46p - 2 replies
But the World Cup only happens once a year.
Commented on Mixed performances from Chelsea trio in Belgium vs. Russia on Jun 22 2014, 5:28p - 1 reply
Dude, this is one of my favorite Fan Posts ever.
Commented on Bassman93, Chelsea Manager on Jun 22 2014, 5:16p - 1 reply
Soma Intimates
Commented on Chelsea heading to Turkey for charity tournament? on Jun 20 2014, 11:51p - 1 reply
I'm daydreaming too. PSG sign Suarez in Ibra+cash trade
Commented on Son of Hilario: England second half; Japan vs. Greece on Jun 19 2014, 3:59p - 2 replies
I'm honestly not sure that's true.
Commented on Sticks and Stones: When Does Caution Become Cynicism? on Jun 19 2014, 3:54p - 1 reply
I believe you.
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 7:21p - 1 reply
Guh. Don't remind me.
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 7:21p
Not sure I know what you mean...
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
Speaking of accent marks!
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 7:13p
A linguistically-correct badass.
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 7:12p - 2 replies
I don't think so. I think he got it out purposefully, because he was going to lose the ball.
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 7:11p - 1 reply
España
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 7:05p - 1 reply
No, that was N'Koulou.
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 7:04p - 1 reply
You deserve a standing o for this.
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 6:59p
(Remembers THAT corner)
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 6:57p
I just know that keepers are trained to punch the ball away from their own penalty area, not back into it.
Commented on Son of Hilario: Tiki-taka torch burning; Cameroon vs. Croatia on Jun 18 2014, 6:52p
Cahill: 7.5 (voted 8 for funs)
Commented on Under the WAGNHoscope: Gary Cahill on Jun 18 2014, 12:02p
for 8
Voted on Jun 18 2014, 11:52a
Well-written, but doesn't convince me on a few points.
Commented on On the subject of Cesc on Jun 17 2014, 5:37p
Mirallas might have a knock.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: World Cup, Day 6 on Jun 17 2014, 11:59a
Oh god, yes.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: World Cup, Day 6 on Jun 17 2014, 11:59a
LOLz
Commented on The Daily Hilario: World Cup, Day 6 on Jun 17 2014, 11:58a
Thank God Fellaini isn't starting.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: World Cup, Day 6 on Jun 17 2014, 11:57a - 1 reply
WORD.
Commented on Fabregas: One of Us Now on Jun 17 2014, 11:30a
BELGIUM BELGIUM BELGIUM
Commented on The Daily Hilario: World Cup, Day 6 on Jun 17 2014, 9:21a - 1 reply
Not like 18% is hurting anybody.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: World Cup, Day 6 on Jun 17 2014, 9:20a
William who?
Commented on The Daily Hilario: World Cup, Day 6 on Jun 17 2014, 9:09a - 1 reply
Not everyone will be against Pepe on this.
Commented on Son of Hilario: Ghana vs. USA on Jun 16 2014, 8:21p - 1 reply
I love this one. I rec it every time.
Commented on Son of Hilario: Ghana vs. USA on Jun 16 2014, 6:01p
Haha
Commented on Son of Hilario: Ghana vs. USA on Jun 16 2014, 5:58p
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