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WhipSmart

  • joined Mar 24, 2008
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Father, Husband, Electronica Recording Artist and Tech Support.

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or Mistletoe Hills or whatever it's called.
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 5:09p - 1 reply
not anywhere near Arlington
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 5:08p - 1 reply
and Fairmont
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 5:04p - 2 replies
everybody should know downtown Fort Worth
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 4:45p - 2 replies
who wonders why people don't like snakes?
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 4:45p
thanks, man
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 4:05p
it is what it is
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 4:04p
what about Granny's?
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 4:04p - 2 replies
Magnolia is close enough.
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 4:02p - 1 reply
not in my experience
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 4:02p - 1 reply
this isn't true
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 4:00p - 2 replies
ick
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 3:58p
yeppers
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 3:58p - 1 reply
There's one on Park Place real close
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 3:57p - 1 reply
I've considered that
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 3:56p
actually, Kroger makes them fresh and they aren't too bad...
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 3:55p - 1 reply
not one downtown
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 3:53p - 2 replies
Best place to buy flour tortillas in Fort Worth
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 3:51p - 8 replies
and how did your computer get to your desk?
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 2:38p - 2 replies
with my legs
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 2:37p - 2 replies
moving a 300lb UPS battery.
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 2:16p - 5 replies
Threw my back out at work this morning...
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 2:11p - 5 replies
LOL, who is the Fighting Okra
Commented on 8/26 OT: Friday Night Lights on Aug 26 2014, 12:59p - 1 reply
SPACESHIP!
Commented on OT 08/25 - Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.... on Aug 25 2014, 1:20p
. <- Good Point
Commented on OT 08/25 - Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.... on Aug 25 2014, 1:14p
I can't stand AP and their damn protocol of cAPitalizing anytime the letters A & P APpear in a word together.
Commented on OT 08/25 - Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.... on Aug 25 2014, 1:02p
FFB Draft last night for my primary league
Commented on OT 08/25 - Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.... on Aug 25 2014, 12:45p - 2 replies
for WTF is a pooger poo?
Voted on Aug 25 2014, 11:49a
in addition to working for State Farm
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:36a
now you tell me
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:18a
I'll let you know when I'm back to a place where I can get into it again.
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:08a - 1 reply
Sorry, guys
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 10:57a - 2 replies
for Penis
Voted on Aug 21 2014, 5:20p
brought in to the hospital where I work with mange
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Aug 21 2014, 9:05a - 1 reply
according to the tweets I have seen
Commented on 8/20/14 OT: ED on Aug 20 2014, 1:56p - 1 reply
yeah
Commented on 8/20/14 OT: ED on Aug 20 2014, 12:46p - 1 reply
her voice makes her a 10
Commented on 8/19 Afternoon OT: Strife on Aug 19 2014, 5:03p
for Penis
Voted on Aug 19 2014, 5:01p
for You do.
Voted on Aug 14 2014, 4:57p
this will not end well
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 4:42p - 1 reply
all my feels
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 4:35p
List has Dallas cooler than Fort Worth
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 12:15p - 2 replies
Indian
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 12:10p
if those were the only sources of BBQ on the planet, then ok
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 12:04p - 2 replies
this is a terrible opinion
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 12:02p - 1 reply
the list changes from day to day
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 12:01p - 1 reply
it's not a state
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 11:05a
and poker player
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:38a
Shocked, SHOCKED, I say to find there is gambling in this establishment
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:37a
that was my point
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:31a - 2 replies
we already pay for the roads with a gas tax
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:26a - 1 reply
small penises
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:22a - 1 reply
STILL do not have working service.
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:04a - 2 replies
can help me with my AT&T problem
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 10:02a - 2 replies
Fuck AT&T
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 9:55a - 4 replies
Fight the power
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 9:55a
well, I know what I'm doing for lunch now
Commented on 8/14 OT: Shooting an apple off one's child's head on Aug 14 2014, 9:25a - 3 replies
not completely closed...
Commented on Afternoon OT: 8/13/14 Mars One on Aug 13 2014, 5:14p
what the story doesn't say is that the Columbus Sheriff's Office is well known for its ties to the underground cannibal community and they visited just being hopeful.
Commented on Afternoon OT: 8/13/14 Mars One on Aug 13 2014, 5:04p
I'm sure she appreciates the effort
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 3:00p
she needs more cocking?
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 2:50p - 2 replies
Refs +/-15
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 2:46p
I don't hear it as much as expresso
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 2:46p - 1 reply
I can't see that name without thinking about Star Blazers
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 2:41p
he said AMEN. dumbass
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 2:41p - 2 replies
a man beat her up
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:33p
as an aside
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:30p - 1 reply
YES!
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:30p - 1 reply
GOONIES!
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:29p
Wikipedia says 5
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:24p - 1 reply
a reasonable amount for a preseason Cowboy game would be where they pay you to show up.
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:10p - 2 replies
Snotty
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:10p - 1 reply
same year as me, then
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:09p - 1 reply
Snooty
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:08p - 1 reply
In 1988, none of those bands had released anything.
Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:06p - 2 replies
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Commented on 8/13 OT: Zvezda on Aug 13 2014, 1:02p
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