Handsome

William Conwell

  • joined Aug 22, 2011
  • last login Apr 20, 2014
  • posts 862
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I am a lifelong soccer fan who grew up rooting against the Timbers in Rochester, New York. However, after years of watching every level of American soccer, I fell in love with the Timbers Army. So, when the Timbers announced their move to MLS it gave me just the excuse I needed to start rooting for them as well.

My passions in life are writing, beer, and the beautiful game so it only makes sense that I would end up writing for Stumptown Footy here in Portland.

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Portland Trail Blazers
  • NFL Buffalo Bills
  • NHL Buffalo Sabres
  • FIFA USA
  • MLS Portland Timbers
Recent Activity
Portland Timbers Fall 1-0 to Nick Rimando and Real Salt Lake
Posted on Apr 19 2014, 11:57p
Portland Thorns Tie Sky Blue FC 1-1 as Penalties Fall Their Way
Posted on Apr 19 2014, 9:06p
Portland Timbers at Real Salt Lake Match Thread [6:30]
Posted on Apr 19 2014, 7:30p
Portland Thorns at Sky Blue FC Match Thread [4:00]
Posted on Apr 19 2014, 5:00p
Portland Timbers at Real Salt Lake Prediction Thread
Posted on Apr 19 2014, 2:00p
Portland Timbers at Real Salt Lake Match Preview
Posted on Apr 18 2014, 6:00p
Gah!
Commented on Portland Thorns vs. Sky Blue FC Match Preview on Apr 18 2014, 5:30p
Noted.
Commented on Portland Thorns vs. Sky Blue FC Match Preview on Apr 18 2014, 3:17p - 1 reply
Huffman and one of the other new signings (I forget which one) have played at D-Mid.
Commented on Van Hollebeke out 3-4 Weeks, Morgan indefinitely on Apr 18 2014, 1:53p
No sign to the extent that practice was completely closed so there was no way to see, really.
Commented on Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: A Complete Performance on Apr 17 2014, 5:30p
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Sexy Football
Posted on Apr 17 2014, 5:00p
On the possibility of compromising too much...
Commented on Dire Circumstances and a Ray of Light: the Portland Timbers' Record so Far on Apr 16 2014, 1:59p - 1 reply
Around minute 36ish during the interview with Kyle Martino.
Commented on Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: A Complete Performance on Apr 16 2014, 1:28a
Yes. It is wrong.
Commented on Dire Circumstances and a Ray of Light: the Portland Timbers' Record so Far on Apr 16 2014, 1:05a
You have no idea how many times that happened.
Commented on Portland Thorns Gut Out 1-0 Win Over Houston Dash in Season Opener on Apr 16 2014, 12:57a
Yeah. If you bump it up to five points you get a bunch of teams.
Commented on Dire Circumstances and a Ray of Light: the Portland Timbers' Record so Far on Apr 15 2014, 8:55p - 1 reply
Dire Circumstances and a Ray of Light: the Portland Timbers' Record so Far
Posted on Apr 15 2014, 7:00p
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: A Complete Performance
Posted on Apr 15 2014, 4:42p
FWIW
Commented on Game Flow: The Portland Timbers Drop Points on Apr 15 2014, 2:01p
Portland Timbers Man of the Match: That Magic Moment
Posted on Apr 13 2014, 3:30p
Portland Timbers Throw Away More Points in 1-1 Draw Against Chivas USA
Posted on Apr 13 2014, 1:19a
Portland Thorns Gut Out 1-0 Win Over Houston Dash in Season Opener
Posted on Apr 12 2014, 10:32p
Is that a thing?
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Chivas USA Match Thread [7:30] on Apr 12 2014, 9:23p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers vs. Chivas USA Match Thread [7:30]
Posted on Apr 12 2014, 8:30p
Portland Thorns at Houston Dash Match Thread [5:00]
Posted on Apr 12 2014, 6:00p
Portland Thorns Season Preview
Posted on Apr 12 2014, 12:01p
Portland Thorns Season Preview
Posted on Apr 12 2014, 12:00p
Whoops. Mixed you up with another username.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Chivas USA Prediction Thread on Apr 11 2014, 9:29p
Yeah, it wasn't the only thing that lead to the third goal, but Dempsey in space in front of the goal is always going to be a bad thing.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Chivas USA Match Preview on Apr 11 2014, 6:01p
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Light Bulbs
Posted on Apr 11 2014, 5:42p
A couple responces...
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Chivas USA Prediction Thread on Apr 11 2014, 5:27p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers vs. Chivas USA Prediction Thread
Posted on Apr 11 2014, 4:30p
"Retention Funds"
Commented on 2014 Timbers Salary Cap: An In Depth Analysis of the League's Salary Numbers on Apr 11 2014, 1:58p
You can exceed the DP limit on a non-DP player if you pay down the cost of their salary with allocation money.
Commented on 2014 Timbers Salary Cap: An In Depth Analysis of the League's Salary Numbers on Apr 11 2014, 1:47p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers vs. Chivas USA Match Preview
Posted on Apr 11 2014, 12:00p
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: No Doubts
Posted on Apr 10 2014, 5:12p
I think I beat you by a minute or so.
Commented on 2014 MLS Salaries Released by Players Association; Here are the Portland Timbers on Apr 10 2014, 5:06p - 1 reply
This could very well be one of those ways in which the new numbers are misleading.
Commented on 2014 MLS Salaries Released by Players Association; Here are the Portland Timbers on Apr 10 2014, 1:19p
2014 MLS Salaries Released by Players Association; Here are the Portland Timbers
Posted on Apr 10 2014, 1:09p
I'd rather see him on the left against Avila.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Chivas USA Preview Interview on Apr 10 2014, 12:43p - 1 reply
Portland Thorns Sign Defenders Courtney Niemiec and Katarina Tarr
Posted on Apr 9 2014, 3:41p
Yes they were.
Commented on Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: The Game Remains the Same on Apr 9 2014, 1:00p - 2 replies
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: The Game Remains the Same
Posted on Apr 8 2014, 5:32p
What Schonz_Rocks said.
Commented on Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: All We Really Want is Goals on Apr 8 2014, 1:55p
That would be something.
Commented on Portland Thorns Announce Signing of Veronica Boquete on Apr 7 2014, 6:13p
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: All We Really Want is Goals
Posted on Apr 7 2014, 6:04p
Portland Thorns Announce Signing of Veronica Boquete
Posted on Apr 7 2014, 3:14p
There are some amazing haiku in here.
Commented on Match Reactions: 5-7-5 on Apr 7 2014, 12:53p
Match Reactions: 5-7-5
Posted on Apr 6 2014, 5:00p
I have got to disagree.
Commented on Portland Timbers Tie Seattle Sounders 4-4 in Frantic Cascadia Cup Clash on Apr 6 2014, 3:23p
There we go.
Commented on Portland Timbers Man of the Match: Happy Birthday on Apr 5 2014, 9:41p
Oops.
Commented on Portland Timbers Man of the Match: Happy Birthday on Apr 5 2014, 9:30p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers Man of the Match: Happy Birthday
Posted on Apr 5 2014, 9:30p
Hopeful.
Commented on Portland Timbers Tie Seattle Sounders 4-4 in Frantic Cascadia Cup Clash on Apr 5 2014, 8:45p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Portland Timbers Tie Seattle Sounders 4-4 in Frantic Cascadia Cup Clash on Apr 5 2014, 7:09p - 2 replies
Thats what I get for writing that up while live-tweeting a Timbers game.
Commented on Portland Thorns Trade Williamson and Wetzel for Huffman and a "Player to be Named Later" on Apr 5 2014, 6:27p
Portland Timbers Tie Seattle Sounders 4-4 in Frantic Cascadia Cup Clash
Posted on Apr 5 2014, 6:23p
Yep.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders Match Thread [12:00] on Apr 5 2014, 2:12p
Portland Thorns Trade Williamson and Wetzel for Huffman and a "Player to be Named Later"
Posted on Apr 5 2014, 2:00p
Two of my personal tickets are available at the last minute.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders Match Thread [12:00] on Apr 5 2014, 1:18p
Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders Match Thread [12:00]
Posted on Apr 5 2014, 1:00p
Look again.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders Prediction Thread on Apr 5 2014, 1:32a
Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders Prediction Thread
Posted on Apr 4 2014, 7:00p
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