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William Conwell

  • joined Aug 22, 2011
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I am a lifelong soccer fan who grew up rooting against the Timbers in Rochester, New York. However, after years of watching every level of American soccer, I fell in love with the Timbers Army. So, when the Timbers announced their move to MLS it gave me just the excuse I needed to start rooting for them as well.

My passions in life are writing, beer, and the beautiful game so it only makes sense that I would end up writing for Stumptown Footy here in Portland.

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Portland Trail Blazers
  • NFL Buffalo Bills
  • NHL Buffalo Sabres
  • FIFA USA
  • MLS Portland Timbers
Recent Activity
Having been a keeper once upon a time...
Commented on Portland Timbers Take Care of Business with 3-2 Win Over the Montreal Impact on Jul 28 2014, 5:41p - 2 replies
Portland Timbers Man of the Match: Dangerous All Game
Posted on Jul 28 2014, 3:00p
Gregor is an academy coach.
Commented on Portland Timbers Take Care of Business with 3-2 Win Over the Montreal Impact on Jul 28 2014, 1:09p - 1 reply
Porter was asked about this earlier this year.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00] on Jul 27 2014, 11:38p
Portland Timbers Take Care of Business with 3-2 Win Over the Montreal Impact
Posted on Jul 27 2014, 10:27p
Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Thread [5:00]
Posted on Jul 27 2014, 6:00p
Portland Thorns at Seattle Reign Match Thread [4:00]
Posted on Jul 27 2014, 5:00p
Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact Match Preview
Posted on Jul 27 2014, 11:00a
It is a little too early on to make that call...
Commented on Strength of Schedule: The Final Fourteen Games on Jul 25 2014, 1:02a
Strength of Schedule: The Final Fourteen Games
Posted on Jul 24 2014, 6:00p
Was that not Paparatto?
Commented on Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Monday's Session on Jul 23 2014, 2:56p - 1 reply
Quick preview:
Commented on Standings Update - 7/21 on Jul 23 2014, 2:15a - 1 reply
Working on something like that for tomorrow actually.
Commented on Standings Update - 7/21 on Jul 23 2014, 2:14a - 1 reply
I feel safe in saying that Papa's cap hit is more than $100k...
Commented on Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Monday's Session on Jul 22 2014, 9:24p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Monday's Session
Posted on Jul 22 2014, 11:00a
Thanks for the insight.
Commented on Game Flow: Portland Wins, Finally! on Jul 20 2014, 6:44p
I laughed.
Commented on Game Flow: Portland Wins, Finally! on Jul 20 2014, 6:41p
He looked like that at times last year too.
Commented on Game Flow: Portland Wins, Finally! on Jul 20 2014, 6:41p - 1 reply
A good one to be on ESPN, though.
Commented on Portland Thorns vs. Boston Breakers Match Thread [2:00] on Jul 20 2014, 6:39p
well, this has certainly been a stupid game to be at work during.
Commented on Portland Thorns vs. Boston Breakers Match Thread [2:00] on Jul 20 2014, 6:38p - 1 reply
Portland Thorns vs. Boston Breakers Match Thread [2:00]
Posted on Jul 20 2014, 3:25p
No. They changed it to the home coach two years ago...
Commented on Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team on Jul 20 2014, 1:31p - 1 reply
Rudy.
Commented on Portland Timbers Beat Colorado Rapids; Win in 2-1 Comeback on Jul 20 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers Man of the Match: A Direct Hand
Posted on Jul 19 2014, 8:36p
In recent years, yes.
Commented on Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team on Jul 19 2014, 8:27p - 1 reply
Two Portland Timbers Make Caleb Porter's 2014 MLS All-Star Team
Posted on Jul 19 2014, 7:46p
Portland Timbers Beat Colorado Rapids; Win in 2-1 Comeback
Posted on Jul 19 2014, 3:13a
Freshly-Former Portland Timber Aaron Long Picked Up by the Seattle Sounders
Posted on Jul 18 2014, 10:08p
Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Thread [8:00]
Posted on Jul 18 2014, 9:00p
This is a sensible plan.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Preview on Jul 18 2014, 8:26p
Portland Timbers vs. Colorado Rapids Match Preview
Posted on Jul 18 2014, 12:00p
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: The Returned
Posted on Jul 15 2014, 4:19p
Portland Timbers Undone in the Second Half as Seattle Sounders Win 2-0
Posted on Jul 14 2014, 1:15a
Portland Timbers at Seattle Sounders Match Thread [7:00]
Posted on Jul 13 2014, 8:00p
Oops.
Commented on Portland Thorns vs. FC Kansas City Match Thread [4:00] on Jul 13 2014, 7:42p - 1 reply
Also, goals!
Commented on Portland Thorns vs. FC Kansas City Match Thread [4:00] on Jul 13 2014, 7:33p - 2 replies
Portland Thorns vs. FC Kansas City Match Thread [4:00]
Posted on Jul 13 2014, 7:01p
Seattle-Portland: Watching From Afar
Posted on Jul 13 2014, 5:05p
World Cup 2014 Final Open Thread
Posted on Jul 13 2014, 2:41p
2-0 now.
Commented on World Cup 2014 Third Place Game Open Thread on Jul 12 2014, 4:19p
World Cup 2014 Third Place Game Open Thread
Posted on Jul 12 2014, 3:30p
A new CBA could do a lot of things...
Commented on Portland Timbers Looking at Adding Timbers II Team on Jul 12 2014, 1:23p - 1 reply
Yes. This.
Commented on Portland Timbers Looking at Adding Timbers II Team on Jul 12 2014, 12:55p
Barring (somewhat likely) changes to the rules...
Commented on Portland Timbers Looking at Adding Timbers II Team on Jul 12 2014, 12:54p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers Looking at Adding Timbers II Team
Posted on Jul 12 2014, 12:00p
More on Safiu.
Commented on Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Ridgewell Arrives on Jul 12 2014, 1:53a
As far as that goes...
Commented on Ridgewell: Our savior or another failed experiment. on Jul 12 2014, 1:42a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Portland Timbers Eliminated from U.S. Open Cup in 3-1 Loss to Seattle Sounders on Jul 12 2014, 1:28a
Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.
Commented on Portland Timbers Eliminated from U.S. Open Cup in 3-1 Loss to Seattle Sounders on Jul 12 2014, 1:25a - 1 reply
I saw them walking to Kalif's car.
Commented on Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Ridgewell Arrives on Jul 11 2014, 6:35p
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