Handsome

William Conwell

  • joined Aug 22, 2011
  • last login Sep 01, 2014
  • posts 1078
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I am a lifelong soccer fan who grew up rooting against the Timbers in Rochester, New York. However, after years of watching every level of American soccer, I fell in love with the Timbers Army. So, when the Timbers announced their move to MLS it gave me just the excuse I needed to start rooting for them as well.

My passions in life are writing, beer, and the beautiful game so it only makes sense that I would end up writing for Stumptown Footy here in Portland.

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Portland Trail Blazers
  • NFL Buffalo Bills
  • NHL Buffalo Sabres
  • FIFA USA
  • MLS Portland Timbers
Recent Activity
Uh, I mean... the poll was there the whooooole time.
Commented on Portland Timbers Man of the Match: Of the Future! on Aug 31 2014, 4:05p
Oh no! The Poll!
Commented on Portland Timbers Man of the Match: Of the Future! on Aug 31 2014, 4:01p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers Man of the Match: Of the Future!
Posted on Aug 31 2014, 3:00p
Plus, if worse come to worse...
Commented on Buying away tickets for Colorado on Aug 31 2014, 2:14p
The 107ist does organize away trips.
Commented on Buying away tickets for Colorado on Aug 31 2014, 2:12p - 1 reply
The Path to the Playoffs: Eight Games to Go, Sunday Edition
Posted on Aug 31 2014, 2:08p
Portland Timbers at Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [7:30]
Posted on Aug 30 2014, 7:30p
The Path to the Playoffs: Nine Games to Go, Saturday Edition
Posted on Aug 30 2014, 12:00p
Portland Timbers at Vancouver Whitecaps Match Preview
Posted on Aug 29 2014, 7:00p
Yeah, I messed that up. 8:00 and on NBCSN, not MLS Live
Commented on The Path to the Playoffs: Nine Games to Go, Friday Edition on Aug 29 2014, 6:43p
The Path to the Playoffs: Nine Games to Go, Friday Edition
Posted on Aug 29 2014, 1:00p
There is that.
Commented on The Path to the Playoffs: Nine Games to Go, Wednesday Edition on Aug 28 2014, 1:26p
MLS Disciplinary Committee Suspends Norberto Paparatto One Game
Posted on Aug 28 2014, 1:00p
True, but...
Commented on The Path to the Playoffs: Nine Games to Go, Wednesday Edition on Aug 27 2014, 6:23p - 1 reply
It only does if you believe form is a thing.
Commented on The Path to the Playoffs: Nine Games to Go, Wednesday Edition on Aug 27 2014, 4:33p - 1 reply
I calls 'em like I sees 'em.
Commented on The Path to the Playoffs: Nine Games to Go, Wednesday Edition on Aug 27 2014, 4:23p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Play the Pain Away
Posted on Aug 27 2014, 4:09p
You mean LA, who have two matches to play against Seattle?
Commented on The Path to the Playoffs: Nine Games to Go, Wednesday Edition on Aug 27 2014, 3:34p - 1 reply
The Path to the Playoffs: Nine Games to Go, Wednesday Edition
Posted on Aug 27 2014, 3:00p
With the possible exceptions of Ridgewell and Papa...
Commented on Portland Timbers Torn Open in 4-2 Loss to Seattle Sounders on Aug 26 2014, 3:02p - 2 replies
#17 sums up the game pretty well.
Commented on Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders in Pictures on Aug 26 2014, 2:33p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers Man of the Match: The Catalyst
Posted on Aug 25 2014, 2:02p
Portland Timbers Torn Open in 4-2 Loss to Seattle Sounders
Posted on Aug 24 2014, 8:02p
Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders Match Thread [2:00]
Posted on Aug 24 2014, 3:00p
Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders Match Preview
Posted on Aug 23 2014, 9:00p
Portland Thorns at FC Kansas City Match Thread [10:00]
Posted on Aug 23 2014, 11:00a
Rosario Central Announces Acquisition of Jose Adolfo Valencia on Official Club Site
Posted on Aug 23 2014, 2:21a
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Locked In
Posted on Aug 22 2014, 4:00p
Reasonable.
Commented on The Path to the Playoffs: Ten Games to Go, Weekend Edition on Aug 22 2014, 3:31p - 1 reply
The Path to the Playoffs: Ten Games to Go, Weekend Edition
Posted on Aug 22 2014, 2:00p
They are not, but the flight to NE would have been commercial, regardless.
Commented on Portland Timbers Run Over Alpha United in 4-1 CCL Win on Aug 21 2014, 6:44p - 1 reply
good point
Commented on The Path to the Playoffs: Ten Games to Go, Midweek on Aug 20 2014, 3:15p
Portland Timbers CCL Man of the Match: Juking and Jiving
Posted on Aug 20 2014, 2:30p
The Path to the Playoffs: Ten Games to Go, Midweek
Posted on Aug 20 2014, 11:00a
Hah, thanks Stacey.
Commented on Portland Timbers Run Over Alpha United in 4-1 CCL Win on Aug 19 2014, 11:10p
Portland Timbers Run Over Alpha United in 4-1 CCL Win
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 10:23p
Yep.
Commented on Portland Timbers at Alpha United CONCACAF Champions League Match Thread [5:00] on Aug 19 2014, 7:59p
Anybody else using Fox Soccer 2 Go and having it absolutely freak out every 2-3 seconds?
Commented on Portland Timbers at Alpha United CONCACAF Champions League Match Thread [5:00] on Aug 19 2014, 7:54p - 1 reply
This starting 11 vs. a starting 11 from 2012: who wins?
Commented on Portland Timbers at Alpha United CONCACAF Champions League Match Thread [5:00] on Aug 19 2014, 7:47p - 1 reply
This one:
Commented on Portland Timbers at Alpha United CONCACAF Champions League Match Thread [5:00] on Aug 19 2014, 7:11p
Portland Timbers at Alpha United CONCACAF Champions League Match Thread [5:00]
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 6:18p
Portland Timbers at Alpha United CONCACAF Champions League Match Preview
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 12:30p
It is all grey areas.
Commented on Terminology question on Aug 18 2014, 2:50p
To the English way of thinking:
Commented on Terminology question on Aug 18 2014, 12:27a - 1 reply
Portland Timbers Man of the Match: Offense from the Defense
Posted on Aug 17 2014, 3:00p
Oh, hey, everybody with MLS Live should watch the Vancouver-Chivas game starting at 7:30 and root for Chivas.
Commented on Portland Timbers Get a Road Point but Wanted More from 1-1 Draw Against New England Revolution on Aug 16 2014, 10:24p - 1 reply
Portland Timbers Get a Road Point but Wanted More from 1-1 Draw Against New England Revolution
Posted on Aug 16 2014, 9:54p
He is available.
Commented on Portland Timbers at New England Revolution Match Preview on Aug 16 2014, 7:16p
Portland Timbers at New England Revolution Match Thread [4:30]
Posted on Aug 16 2014, 5:30p
Portland Timbers at New England Revolution Match Preview
Posted on Aug 15 2014, 8:00p
No.
Commented on Jose Adolfo Valencia Sale Going Forward; Could Be Made Official Soon on Aug 15 2014, 1:42p - 1 reply
Signed by the Timbers in '12
Commented on Jose Adolfo Valencia Sale Going Forward; Could Be Made Official Soon on Aug 14 2014, 5:21p
The Timbers could trade or sign someone off a free.
Commented on Jose Adolfo Valencia Sale Going Forward; Could Be Made Official Soon on Aug 14 2014, 4:15p
Jose Adolfo Valencia Sale Going Forward; Could Be Made Official Soon
Posted on Aug 14 2014, 3:00p
Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: No Doubt About It
Posted on Aug 13 2014, 5:58p
I reached out to their communications person and this is what they said:
Commented on College Sapling Snapshot: Week 0 Preview on Aug 13 2014, 5:16p
He will.
Commented on Lineups for the Longest Away Trip of the Year on Aug 13 2014, 2:57p
I suppose it makes sense to do this one and not the first goal.
Commented on Stumptown Breakdown: Rodney Returns on Aug 13 2014, 2:25p - 1 reply
Yes.
Commented on College Sapling Snapshot: Week 0 Preview on Aug 13 2014, 12:20p
He is still with the team.
Commented on Lineups for the Longest Away Trip of the Year on Aug 13 2014, 11:47a
Also worth noting...
Commented on Lineups for the Longest Away Trip of the Year on Aug 13 2014, 12:28a - 1 reply
Lineups for the Longest Away Trip of the Year
Posted on Aug 12 2014, 4:00p
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