I'm getting a little tired of Bochy's strange pet names for his players that are routinely quoted in the paper. What, is he dating them? The latest from today's Chron: "Holmy came off his deathbed and got a huge hit today." This, a day after referring to Brian Wilson as "Willie" after the closer almost blew the game. Lincicum is "Timmy." Last year, Feliz was "Petey." I kept waiting for him to refer to Klesko as "Ry-Ry" but it didn't happen.

Question: If you're not as bothered as I am by Brucie's pet names, can you come up with better ones for Bochy to use in front of reporters?