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"This is the fuckin' American dream. This is my fuckin' dream, y'all! All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit! I got… I got SHORTS! Every fuckin' color. I got designer T-shirts! I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin' VAM-pires. I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y'all! I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it up with Calvin Klein Be. Smell nice? I SMELL NICE!

"That ain't a fuckin' bed; that's a fuckin' art piece. My fuckin' spaceship! U.S.S. Enterprise on this shit. I go to different planets on this motherfucker! Me and my fuckin' Franklins here, we take off. TAKE OFF!

"Look at my shit. Look at my shit! I got my blue Kool-Aid. I got my fuckin' NUN-CHUCKS. I got shurikens; I got different flavors. I got them sais. Look at that shit, I got sais. I got blades! Look at my sheeyit! This ain't nuttin', I got ROOMS of this shit! I got my dark tannin' oil… lay out by the pool, put on my dark tanning oil. I got machine guns. Look at this, look at this motherfucker here! Look at this motherfucker! Huh? A fucking army up in this shit!"

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I don't think so, but I suppose it's possible that some of the issues I have are more noticeable in audio form.
Commented on Big Ten Media Day 1: Head Coach Q&A on Jul 29 2014, 11:26a
I actually described it to a friend as the literary equivalent of a direct to video Steven Seagal movie.
Commented on Big Ten Media Day 1: Head Coach Q&A on Jul 29 2014, 11:17a
Actually, the most unappealing yoga pant situation I've ever witnessed was a girl who couldn't fill out the yoga pants.
Commented on MAILBAG QUESTIONS! on Jul 29 2014, 10:53a - 1 reply
I meant suffer the amazingly poor writing.
Commented on Big Ten Media Day 1: Head Coach Q&A on Jul 29 2014, 10:50a - 2 replies
I still haven't listened to the rest of that book on tape.
Commented on Big Ten Media Day 1: Head Coach Q&A on Jul 29 2014, 10:19a - 2 replies
What really cuts deep is telling them their work isn't up to par for a FREE site.
Commented on MAILBAG QUESTIONS! on Jul 28 2014, 11:40p
I was expecting a piece on the Chunnel.
Commented on The greatest triumph in the history of Western civilization! on Jul 28 2014, 11:38p
Thus the "arguably" qualifier.
Commented on MAILBAG QUESTIONS! on Jul 28 2014, 6:39p - 3 replies
Lemon lime, and arguably orange, are the only acceptable flavors of Gatorade in any context.
Commented on MAILBAG QUESTIONS! on Jul 28 2014, 6:00p - 1 reply
Sideshow Bob went to Yale.
Commented on MAILBAG QUESTIONS! on Jul 28 2014, 4:47p - 1 reply
I'm glad to see they have internet access in crazy man prison!
Commented on MMQB: What Should Barbour's First Act Be As Penn State's New Athletics Director? on Jul 28 2014, 4:46p
Granted, but that's small incentive.
Commented on MAILBAG QUESTIONS! on Jul 28 2014, 2:54p
Professional Arena Management involves busting up musical instruments?
Commented on MMQB: What Should Barbour's First Act Be As Penn State's New Athletics Director? on Jul 28 2014, 2:51p
So, same as always?
Commented on MAILBAG QUESTIONS! on Jul 28 2014, 2:49p - 1 reply
I think the issue with DMB and OAR having terrible sound might be unrelated to the BJC.
Commented on MMQB: What Should Barbour's First Act Be As Penn State's New Athletics Director? on Jul 28 2014, 2:32p - 4 replies
Bring back the swim test.
Commented on MMQB: What Should Barbour's First Act Be As Penn State's New Athletics Director? on Jul 28 2014, 11:19a - 1 reply
absolutely
Commented on MMQB: What Should Barbour's First Act Be As Penn State's New Athletics Director? on Jul 28 2014, 10:46a
absolutely
Commented on MMQB: What Should Barbour's First Act Be As Penn State's New Athletics Director? on Jul 28 2014, 10:46a
Please rank the masthead from least to most insufferable.
Commented on MAILBAG QUESTIONS! on Jul 28 2014, 10:44a - 2 replies
Watch a Lou Diamond Phillips movie.
Commented on MMQB: What Should Barbour's First Act Be As Penn State's New Athletics Director? on Jul 28 2014, 10:30a - 2 replies
It's not the Curt Warner jersey, it's the hot pants.
Commented on Michael Robinson #Culture on Jul 28 2014, 9:59a - 1 reply
Donating to and giving speaking engagements for an anti-gay marriage group.
Commented on BSD Mailbag 7.25.14 on Jul 27 2014, 8:19p
Hard to be totally sure because of the angle, but from the bunching on the sleeve it looks like the sleeves are way too long as well.
Commented on Sandy Barbour Named Penn State Athletic Director on Jul 27 2014, 8:16p - 3 replies
Maybe not quite that much but you get my point.
Commented on Sandy Barbour Named Penn State Athletic Director on Jul 27 2014, 8:14p - 1 reply
Awful. Franklin needs to get like 2 inches taken off those pants.
Commented on Sandy Barbour Named Penn State Athletic Director on Jul 27 2014, 8:14p - 1 reply
I don't know if this has been discussed before, but holy crap, Franklin has a huge finger.
Commented on Sandy Barbour Named Penn State Athletic Director on Jul 27 2014, 8:13p - 1 reply
Hey, lots of guys unsuccessfully try to talk themselves into the deeper hole. Good for him, I suppose.
Commented on Steven A. Smith -- Talking Himself Into A Deeper Hole on Jul 26 2014, 5:24p
I'd sand her barbour!
Commented on Sandy Barbour Named Penn State Athletic Director on Jul 26 2014, 2:50p - 2 replies
Haha that would've been neat!
Commented on BSD Mailbag 7.25.14 on Jul 26 2014, 10:39a
Were these your first Chimays and Edmund Fitzgeralds?
Commented on BSD Mailbag 7.25.14 on Jul 26 2014, 10:26a - 2 replies
Asked and answered, that's all...
Commented on BSD Mailbag 7.25.14 on Jul 26 2014, 10:25a - 2 replies
That would explain all the WR recruits.
Commented on Report: Penn State to Name New Athletic Director on Jul 26 2014, 9:58a
I think it's a vast improvement. Honestly.
Commented on Report: Penn State to Name New Athletic Director on Jul 26 2014, 9:56a - 1 reply
Dungy didn't make his comments in a vacuum. Dungy is infamously opinionated on the underlying issue.
Commented on BSD Mailbag 7.25.14 on Jul 26 2014, 9:55a - 1 reply
An evil arm dealer?
Commented on BSD Mailbag 7.25.14 on Jul 26 2014, 9:52a - 1 reply
No thank you.
Commented on BSD Mailbag 7.25.14 on Jul 25 2014, 3:30p - 1 reply
Sure. What are the terms?
Commented on BSD Mailbag 7.25.14 on Jul 25 2014, 1:30p - 2 replies
No it isn't.
Commented on BSD Mailbag 7.25.14 on Jul 25 2014, 12:46p - 2 replies
So does she only pay 1/4 of the bill?
Commented on Mailbag Questions? Mailbag Questions. on Jul 24 2014, 10:28p
You had DOS in 2009?
Commented on My Favorite Penn State Team: 2005 on Jul 24 2014, 9:42p - 1 reply
Not Scotch-Romanian?
Commented on Coach Jazz Diminick - Mount Carmel on Jul 24 2014, 9:36p
And those chicks you picked up...
Commented on Hoops 2014-2015 Schedule Update on Jul 24 2014, 9:34p
Nice Misfits font.
Commented on Hoops 2014-2015 Schedule Update on Jul 24 2014, 9:33p
Minor league baseball style cheap beer.
Commented on Mailbag Questions? Mailbag Questions. on Jul 24 2014, 9:31p
Follow up: is that question racist?
Commented on Mailbag Questions? Mailbag Questions. on Jul 24 2014, 9:30p - 1 reply
Do you dress up like Rambo and make her tell you you're not expendable?
Commented on Mailbag Questions? Mailbag Questions. on Jul 24 2014, 9:30p - 1 reply
What would be neat is if every plane to Ireland next month gets shot down.
Commented on Mailbag Questions? Mailbag Questions. on Jul 24 2014, 9:29p
The trick is not to discuss your back hair, ever.
Commented on Mailbag Questions? Mailbag Questions. on Jul 24 2014, 9:28p
That's a great idea.
Commented on Mailbag Questions? Mailbag Questions. on Jul 24 2014, 9:26p
I can't believe you didn't toe the line and put a pun in your post.
Commented on Excerpts from Jay Paterno's new book on Jul 24 2014, 7:03p - 1 reply
The one man band thing makes it creepy.
Commented on Aw Crap...Is that Graham Spanier in the NY Times? on Jul 23 2014, 3:55p - 1 reply
Was that the Nike commercial that showed the dicks going in?
Commented on Excerpts from Jay Paterno's new book on Jul 23 2014, 3:54p - 2 replies
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