Dee-vee

WorldBFat

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"This is the fuckin' American dream. This is my fuckin' dream, y'all! All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit! I got… I got SHORTS! Every fuckin' color. I got designer T-shirts! I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin' VAM-pires. I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y'all! I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it up with Calvin Klein Be. Smell nice? I SMELL NICE!

"That ain't a fuckin' bed; that's a fuckin' art piece. My fuckin' spaceship! U.S.S. Enterprise on this shit. I go to different planets on this motherfucker! Me and my fuckin' Franklins here, we take off. TAKE OFF!

"Look at my shit. Look at my shit! I got my blue Kool-Aid. I got my fuckin' NUN-CHUCKS. I got shurikens; I got different flavors. I got them sais. Look at that shit, I got sais. I got blades! Look at my sheeyit! This ain't nuttin', I got ROOMS of this shit! I got my dark tannin' oil… lay out by the pool, put on my dark tanning oil. I got machine guns. Look at this, look at this motherfucker here! Look at this motherfucker! Huh? A fucking army up in this shit!"

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Cleveland Indians
  • NBA Cleveland Cavaliers
  • NFL Cleveland Browns
  • NCAAF Penn St. Nittany Lions
  • NCAAB Penn St. Nittany Lions
  • NHL Pittsburgh Penguins
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Recent Activity
No it's unsafe. You might hit a deer.
Commented on Eradicate the state of Maryland on Apr 15 2014, 11:44p
No Subject
Commented on We Are....In Need of Your Help! on Apr 15 2014, 11:41p
I probably will tomorrow.
Commented on We Are....In Need of Your Help! on Apr 15 2014, 11:40p
This is the '90s.
Commented on Blue/White Reaction Roundtable on Apr 15 2014, 11:35p
I like how the comment blue matches the blue tint of the scene.
Commented on Odd Men Out on Apr 15 2014, 3:36p
evidently
Commented on Oh, Hello: Matt de Bear Commits to Black Shoe Diaries on Apr 15 2014, 3:07p
ok good
Commented on An Interview with Penn State Commit Steven Gonzalez on Apr 15 2014, 2:23p
All kidding aside, I think it's great that I go to BSD for my Browns discussion.
Commented on Oh, Hello: Matt de Bear Commits to Black Shoe Diaries on Apr 15 2014, 2:16p
Was it me?
Commented on An Interview with Penn State Commit Steven Gonzalez on Apr 15 2014, 2:15p - 1 reply
What's the statute of limitations on the latter?
Commented on We Are....In Need of Your Help! on Apr 15 2014, 2:13p - 1 reply
That's not even an arrogant thing to say.
Commented on Oh, Hello: Matt de Bear Commits to Black Shoe Diaries on Apr 15 2014, 2:08p
Six players made the pro bowl last year!
Commented on Oh, Hello: Matt de Bear Commits to Black Shoe Diaries on Apr 15 2014, 2:07p - 2 replies
Jenga.
Commented on We Are....In Need of Your Help! on Apr 15 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
Yup...
Commented on Oh, Hello: Matt de Bear Commits to Black Shoe Diaries on Apr 15 2014, 2:02p - 2 replies
Jingoist.
Commented on We Are....In Need of Your Help! on Apr 15 2014, 1:59p - 1 reply
I want to get a blow job by tonight, but I won't.
Commented on We Are....In Need of Your Help! on Apr 15 2014, 1:38p - 3 replies
Again, not enticing.
Commented on Mailbag questions! on Apr 15 2014, 1:16p - 2 replies
The Browns SBN site doesn't allow subject lines.
Commented on Oh, Hello: Matt de Bear Commits to Black Shoe Diaries on Apr 15 2014, 12:30p - 1 reply
I am also amused because it's Trent fucking Richardson, who might be the worst running back in football history.
Commented on Oh, Hello: Matt de Bear Commits to Black Shoe Diaries on Apr 15 2014, 12:01p - 4 replies
It's called University of Alaska Southeast now.
Commented on Mailbag questions! on Apr 15 2014, 10:08a - 1 reply
Yeah, where's the cootin mailbag?
Commented on We Are....In Need of Your Help! on Apr 15 2014, 10:06a
This is an outstanding question, maybe the best question yet asked.
Commented on Mailbag questions! on Apr 14 2014, 11:15p
Is a "Pope Bocephus" really too much to ask?
Commented on Mailbag questions! on Apr 14 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
The correct answer is "12-0" because it's the preseason.
Commented on Mailbag questions! on Apr 14 2014, 2:35p - 1 reply
You're not the only one to do this, so don't think I'm picking on you...
Commented on Mailbag questions! on Apr 14 2014, 2:08p - 4 replies
It's also not very enticing to the aforementioned people who do not want the magazine.
Commented on Mailbag questions! on Apr 14 2014, 10:54a - 1 reply
That is the stupidest fucking game of all time.
Commented on Mailbag questions! on Apr 14 2014, 10:46a - 1 reply
$6 gives you a digital copy of the magazine. I considered that a variant of the unwanted magazine. I regret the confusion.
Commented on Mailbag questions! on Apr 14 2014, 10:21a - 1 reply
Why don't you have a Kickstarter reward tier for people who absolutely do not want either the magazine or the shirt?
Commented on Mailbag questions! on Apr 14 2014, 10:09a - 1 reply
To answer my own question:
Commented on Blue/White Game 2014: The Preview on Apr 11 2014, 11:53a - 2 replies
Not normally, but where can I buy these?
Commented on Blue/White Game 2014: The Preview on Apr 11 2014, 10:48a - 1 reply
I am in favor of them.
Commented on Graham Woodward to Transfer from Penn State on Apr 10 2014, 1:31p
He's scratching them, too.
Commented on Serve Up For Pickin' Nits on Apr 9 2014, 6:41p
Or jacking off in a little place I like to call reality.
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 9 2014, 4:45p - 1 reply
I never knew he was a white guy!
Commented on Graham Woodward to Transfer from Penn State on Apr 9 2014, 4:10p
I'm calling early third.
Commented on AROB DOES WORK! on Apr 9 2014, 10:02a - 1 reply
It seems pretty obvious that Chris Polak is to blame for this incident.
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 9 2014, 10:00a - 1 reply
What if this happens in a state where texting while driving is not generally illegal and while the recruit is texting someone who does not have a restraining order against him?
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 8 2014, 6:11p - 3 replies
No. A trademark identifies a good, and a service mark identifies a service.
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 8 2014, 6:01p - 1 reply
Hello Ben Karma,
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 8 2014, 5:53p - 1 reply
Fuck the police!
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 8 2014, 5:40p
Maybe he is a sovereign citizen who refuses to buy insurance.
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 8 2014, 5:24p - 1 reply
Listen to Whitesnake and tell everyone you Blew the drummer.
Commented on Blue White Game 2014: Defensive Tackle Preview on Apr 8 2014, 4:24p - 1 reply
Princeton kids?
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 8 2014, 4:01p - 1 reply
That's a fair point.
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 8 2014, 2:17p
That rule still exists on some of these SBN sites.
Commented on Committany Nation: Penn State Recruiting Notes (4.7.14) on Apr 8 2014, 1:09p - 1 reply
See, that's fucking stupid.
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 8 2014, 12:29p - 1 reply
I was a complete fucking idiot until I was at least 25. Possibly older.
Commented on Jason Cabinda Arrested on DUI Charges on Apr 8 2014, 12:18p - 2 replies
That's why you mix it with a real beer.
Commented on Blue White Game 2014: Defensive Tackle Preview on Apr 8 2014, 11:53a
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