Dee-vee

WorldBFat

  • joined Apr 25, 2009
  • last login Aug 21, 2014
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"This is the fuckin' American dream. This is my fuckin' dream, y'all! All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit! I got… I got SHORTS! Every fuckin' color. I got designer T-shirts! I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin' VAM-pires. I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y'all! I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it up with Calvin Klein Be. Smell nice? I SMELL NICE!

"That ain't a fuckin' bed; that's a fuckin' art piece. My fuckin' spaceship! U.S.S. Enterprise on this shit. I go to different planets on this motherfucker! Me and my fuckin' Franklins here, we take off. TAKE OFF!

"Look at my shit. Look at my shit! I got my blue Kool-Aid. I got my fuckin' NUN-CHUCKS. I got shurikens; I got different flavors. I got them sais. Look at that shit, I got sais. I got blades! Look at my sheeyit! This ain't nuttin', I got ROOMS of this shit! I got my dark tannin' oil… lay out by the pool, put on my dark tanning oil. I got machine guns. Look at this, look at this motherfucker here! Look at this motherfucker! Huh? A fucking army up in this shit!"

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  • MLB Cleveland Indians
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  • NCAAF Penn St. Nittany Lions
  • NCAAB Penn St. Nittany Lions
  • NHL Pittsburgh Penguins
  • Boxing Boom Boom Mancini
  • Golf by height
Recent Activity
Yeah, that comment confused the hell out of me.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 21 2014, 5:43p
Losing Brown helped him but I think he was ahead of the other two on the depth chart at the time. At worst in competition for the #2 spot after Brown.
Commented on 2014 Closing Arguments: Penn State Nittany Lions on Aug 21 2014, 4:01p - 1 reply
I will also do that.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 21 2014, 2:09p
Strong take!
Commented on Success With Hyperlinking Is Calling Out To The Gods on Aug 21 2014, 1:53p - 3 replies
I am also doing that.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 21 2014, 12:21p
Maybe we will be on the same Guinness tour!
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 21 2014, 11:36a - 1 reply
You had a blog in 1999?
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 21 2014, 9:56a - 1 reply
Still, why Orlando?
Commented on Volcano-watch 2014 on Aug 21 2014, 9:51a - 1 reply
Dude.
Commented on Volcano-watch 2014 on Aug 20 2014, 9:36p - 2 replies
Mt. Rushmore is boring.
Commented on Mel Kiper: Hackenberg will be the #1 pick in next year's draft. on Aug 20 2014, 9:19p - 1 reply
Same. Who cares?
Commented on Volcano-watch 2014 on Aug 20 2014, 4:56p - 1 reply
Yuengling.
Commented on 2014 Closing Arguments: Penn State Nittany Lions on Aug 20 2014, 3:44p - 3 replies
Easy for you to say with the exchange rate for the Loonie taking off.
Commented on Former player Tim Shaw ALS on Aug 20 2014, 2:10p - 1 reply
Guido!
Commented on 2014 Closing Arguments: Penn State Nittany Lions on Aug 20 2014, 2:05p - 1 reply
I haven't seen Falling Down in a few years, but IIRC the short sleeves and ties was a factor in his firing.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 20 2014, 1:01p - 1 reply
Ye... no.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 20 2014, 12:07p - 1 reply
It also doesn't work if someone asks me to tell it.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 20 2014, 12:00p - 1 reply
OK. I rec'd this. You win this round you magnificent scumbag.
Commented on 2014 Closing Arguments: Penn State Nittany Lions on Aug 20 2014, 11:57a
Or uncontrollable Mediterranean chest hair.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 20 2014, 11:50a - 1 reply
Oh I mean why would you wear the undershirt?
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 20 2014, 11:25a - 1 reply
Pique is the fabric, but I know what you're talking about.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 20 2014, 10:58a - 2 replies
I tell a long, terrible joke about bears a lot, but it doesn't work in the online forum setting.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 20 2014, 10:19a - 1 reply
NCIS dude's polo is a regular non-golfwear polo. His jacket is holding the polo's collar against the back of his neck.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 20 2014, 10:12a - 1 reply
Fantastic. I love Weyerbacher.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 19 2014, 10:47p - 1 reply
My beef is that they're too often overspiced. Is this one less so?
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 19 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
No.
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 19 2014, 9:58p - 1 reply
On the scale from undrinkable to awful, where does that pumpkin beer rank?
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 19 2014, 9:57p - 3 replies
No Subject
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 19 2014, 9:18p - 2 replies
People are in a mad dash to out-cynic one another over this, but credit where it's due.
Commented on Ice Bucket Challenge on Aug 19 2014, 8:50p
Oh, in that case I beg your pardon.
Commented on BSD Season Preview Roundtable: Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year on Aug 19 2014, 5:55p - 1 reply
Personally I just don't care to watch non-PSU games.
Commented on BSD Season Preview Roundtable: Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year on Aug 19 2014, 5:33p - 1 reply
I'm amused that the ability to "appreciate college football as a whole" is being held out as a virtue.
Commented on BSD Season Preview Roundtable: Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year on Aug 19 2014, 5:24p - 2 replies
Sipowicz does it!
Commented on Mailbag Questions on Aug 19 2014, 3:22p
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