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"This is the fuckin' American dream. This is my fuckin' dream, y'all! All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit! I got… I got SHORTS! Every fuckin' color. I got designer T-shirts! I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin' VAM-pires. I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y'all! I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it up with Calvin Klein Be. Smell nice? I SMELL NICE!

"That ain't a fuckin' bed; that's a fuckin' art piece. My fuckin' spaceship! U.S.S. Enterprise on this shit. I go to different planets on this motherfucker! Me and my fuckin' Franklins here, we take off. TAKE OFF!

"Look at my shit. Look at my shit! I got my blue Kool-Aid. I got my fuckin' NUN-CHUCKS. I got shurikens; I got different flavors. I got them sais. Look at that shit, I got sais. I got blades! Look at my sheeyit! This ain't nuttin', I got ROOMS of this shit! I got my dark tannin' oil… lay out by the pool, put on my dark tanning oil. I got machine guns. Look at this, look at this motherfucker here! Look at this motherfucker! Huh? A fucking army up in this shit!"

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If you don't like this duck, I don't want to know you.

Motion to Dismiss McQueary's Whistleblower Lawsuit Denied

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dedicated to psu_lions_84, whose comments suggest he likes his women rubenesque

dedicated to psu_lions_84, whose comments suggest he likes his women rubenesque

I want this gentleman's hat.

I want this gentleman's hat.

Remember when people wanted Penn State to hire this clown?

Buc thoughts 4: When Bucs stretch pre-practice, all toes must be on the white line. Straight lines, people. Very straight. The Schiano Way.— Peter King (@SI_PeterKing) August 2, 2012

Remember when people wanted Penn State to hire this clown?


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During the current break in our own off-field misery, it's important to remember what schadenfreude feels like.

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Peter King interests me with his factoid.

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Sal Anzalone clarifies his comments.

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how do you mother fuckers make this happen


Oh Billy

Oh Billy

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