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A.P.'s Second Place, Lonely Hearts, Lodge of Broken Dreams, Part 2: Frozen Residence

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Part two of the shinny story of Pistol Pete at the Second rate A.P.'s lodge.

Abstract, Surrealist Bedlam Photoshops

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Bedlam brings out the worst in all of us. We yell, curse, fight, mailbomb, put sparklers into gas tanks, cut valve stems, and disown family members. OSU fans can be somewhat execrable when it comes to OU.

HOLIDAY DRINK RECIPES FROM COWBOYS RIDE FOR FREE

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HOLIDAY DRINK RECIPES FROM COWBOYS RIDE FOR FREE

28 Modernities Older Than Brandon Weeden

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Brandon Weeden is starting to get some good bronze statuette press.  Heisman talk is in the air in Stillwater for the first time since Barry Sanders ran his way into the hearts of the Downtown...

A.P.'s Second Place, Lonely Hearts, Lodge of Broken Dreams

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2nd place isn't always what it is cracked up to be, especially at the A.P. 2nd Place, Lonely Hearts, Lodge of Broken Dreams.

OSU In The Polls: Robots Love Us, But When Will The Humans Come Around?

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OSU football is #1 in the BCS....Computers. When Will The Humans Come Around?

COUCH BURNING ORDINANCES OF THE BIG12: A Handy Guide Of City Fire Codes For West Virginia Fans

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WEST VIRGINIA LIKES TO BURN COUCHES. Where in the Big12 is the best place to do it?

Former OSU HC Pat Jones Would Like A Moment Of Your Time...

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Pat Jones and Barry Switzer have a friendly conversation that may or may not end in bloodshed.

Can Less Practice Make Perfect?

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As the lead Mike Gundy cheerleader, apologist, and interpretive dance analyst here at CRFF, Yachoff needs to talk about a surprising story coming over the AP wire about M.G.'s use of practice...

Thayer Evans Buys Herpes Med's Under The False Name of "Ron Mexico"

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If you believe everything that is written on the Internet, then the above is undoubtedly true. Mr. Evan's Sunday article calling Mike Gundy and the Cowboys eventual choke artists because they twice lost to top ten teams last year shows that opinion is still the most powerful tool in the hack journalist's arsenal. Some other things about Mr. Evans that because they are written down on the Internet, they must be Gospel : Mr. Evans RAN OVER 7 elderly war widows in a K-Mart parking lot! Mr. Evans SMUGGLES IMMIGRANT CHILDREN in exchange for CRACK COCAINE only to drive the kids around for awhile then just DROP THEM RIGHT BACK OFF IN TIJUANA! Mr. Evans GOT HIS TITLE as "senior" sports writer at Fox Sports.com largely on his ability to MASSAGE BILL O'REILLY'S ENLARGED BUNYONS! Mr. Evans HIRED A PROSTITUTE, then once she got to his motel room he told her HE JUST WANTED TO TALK TO HER! Mr. Evans ONCE RAN OUT OF A RESTAURANT without paying. AND IT WAS ARBY'S! Here's to mixing "opinion" with "journalism", Mr. Evans!

Strength Through Adversity: Mike Gundy and His OSU Cowboys Show Their True Colors

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Mike Gundy is OKLAHOMA STATE FOOTBALL and the Cowboys reflect everything good about Gundy.

Two QB's For Maximum TEXAS Sucktitude: An Analysis

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Last Saturday, two University of Texas Quarterbacks played in the Red River Shootout (political correctness be damned, "Shootout" sounded a lot cooler and if it perpetuates gun violence between OU...

Teaching The World How To Gundy

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Oklahoma State Football is once again in rare form for 2011.  Sitting 4-0, awaiting the flea-ridden 31 point dog of Kansas University, the Cowboys control a destiny that every weekend looks more...

Whittling Away the BYE Week

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Hello, sports fans!  This Saturday, the Cowboys get a well deserved rest while Cowboy fans have the tedium of watching K-State and Baylor battle for third place.  Watching the Sooners pulverize...

Sometimes when you stare into the abyss of the Gundykin, the abyss of the Gundykin stares back into...

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Sometimes when you stare into the abyss of the Gundykin, the abyss of the Gundykin stares back into you. Proving Yachoff is no "one pump(kin carving) chump", whittlin’ commenced into the wee hours of the night and produced the pumpkin Cincy and I.P.O. requested, the "let’s get dressed in a suit and terminator glasses and go kick the shit out of UGA, Gundy". In Yachoff’s mind, it actually kind of turned out as "Gundy, if he were the lead singer of ‘Guns and Roses’", but you can decide that for yourself. Here’s hoping Sam isn’t pissed when he returns from picking up packages in Central America for the Medellin cartel to find his site has been turned into some sort of collegiate pumpkin carving blog. Anyway, Let’s Ride em’ Cowboys, beat A&M for a fourth-in-a-row and final (for a while) time.

HELTER SKELTER

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If a picture is worth 1000 words, here is today's submission.  Instead of writing an incendiary Texas A&M article on how the collie is the total pussy of the working dog class, Yachoff spent 3.5...

Big 12 Fate Rests in the Hands of the Skull and Bones Society

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When Oklahoma University president David Boren was an undergraduate at Yale, he was your average, typical, all-American son of a congressman on the campus at New Haven.  Boren lived in a dorm,...

Let's Humiliate Tulsa: A Case For Running Up the Score

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Oklahoma State played solid games against Louisiana-Lafayette and Arizona so far this season.  The offensive display we remember from last season is on full display this year as well.  OSU has...

Tips For Avoiding the Thursday Night Curse

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  Here we are today awaiting tonight's Thursday night matchup against our future Pac-28 brothers, the Arizona Wildcats.  The game is at the comfortable home confines of the Boone, and is against a...

Know Thine Enemy: UL-La, or LA.-LA, or Somethin'...

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Name: University of Louisiana at Lafayette When the Oklahoma State Cowboys take Lewis Field at the Boone Saturday evenin' they will be playing the University of Louisiana at Lafayette Ragin'...

Don't Bring "SoonerWear" to Mike Gundy's House; or, The Perils of Getting Dressed in the Dark

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To the fans of the Oklahoma State Cowboys, the personality of Mike Gundy has always been duplicitous.  At times he projects himself as reasonable and cool headed; a strong, even-keeled ambassador...

College Football Tailgating Tips: Portapotty Etiquette

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You have known the feeling. You've been drinking and tailgating and drinking all day on campus before the game, you’ve had a good time, kick-off isn’t for a few hours, you drink some more and you...

Scott Verplank is OSU's Hope For PGA Championship Tournament; Last Major This Year

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Former OSU golfer Scott Verplank is doing good things for his career with his performance in the last major golf tournament of the year, the PGA Championship Tournament. More importantly, Verplank is the last chance this year for this thing Yachoff has built in his head, the Oklahoma State Major Golf Championship. Although these are professional players and have no official ties to the university anymore because they walk around parks all day with sticks for a living, it's nice to see former Cowboys win big tournaments. And it would be doubly nice to see Verplank who has come close, but never won a major, win or finish in the top ten. While Tiger left early Friday to go chase muff, Verplank is currently tied for eighth at -3 Under with two holes left. So Go Scott, Go Pokes!

2011 Oklahoma State Preseason Expectations; or, Will OSU Football Finally Have Nice Things?

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OSU football was long considered a program that couldn’t win championships.  The Cowboys had successful years since first taking the football field in 1901, but any ‘salad years’ (‘44, ‘45, ‘76,...

In Defense of "Phantom Pete"

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Red hot summer hype surrounds the Oklahoma State Cowboys.  Riding a pre-season top ten wave of a much better-than-expected previous football season, ESPN, Sports Illustrated, and press outlets both...

You Down With RULE 9-2-1d? Yeah, You Know Me

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At the Big12 Media Days last Monday, before any of the coaches or players took the stage, there was a primer course taught regarding a change in unsportsmanlike taunting penalization.  This year in...

You Asked For It: Theta Pond Haiku

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The Summer months bring a relaxing, peaceful, pastoral feeling over the campus of Oklahoma State.  And the most tranquil, halcyon spot in all of Stillwater is the still waters of our own Theta...

Rickie Fowler Shoots Third Round 68 to Put Himself in the Running For British Open

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Former Cowboy golfer and current Puma spokesmodel Rickie Fowler has put himself in the running for his first major golf championship, and the first major for a former OSU golfer since 1986. Tied for third and three shots back of leader Darren Clarke, a golfer so old and Irish that he calls his 8-iron a "Pitching Niblick" and demands from his caddy constant re-waxing of his "Baffing Spoon", Fowler promises to make the final round Orange-tastic. If Fowler wins, then on Monday Yachoff will write a special "OSU won the British Open"(even though Oklahoma State really didn't) post in celebration; if he doesn't, stoney silence from Yachoff. It's up to you, Rickie.

Rickie Fowler Shoots Third Round 68 to Put Himself in the Running For British Open

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Former Cowboy golfer and current Puma spokesmodel Rickie Fowler has put himself in the running for his first major golf championship, and the first major for a former OSU golfer since 1986. Tied for third and three shots back of leader Darren Clarke, a golfer so old and Irish that he calls his 8-iron a "Pitching Niblick" and demands from his caddy constant re-waxing of his "Baffing Spoon", Fowler promises to make the final round Orange-tastic. If Fowler wins, then on Monday Yachoff will write a special "OSU won the British Open"(even though Oklahoma State really didn't) post in celebration, if he doesn't, stoney silence from Yachoff. It's up to you, Rickie.

Oklahoma State on the Longhorn Network? Not in My Backyard!

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    There have been some rumblings lately about the possibility of our beloved Cowboys strumpeting themselves for the new University of Texas themed ESPN station in the October 15th match-up at...

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