Yadi2Second

• joined Aug 15, 2008
• last login Oct 13, 2012
• posts 136
• comments 78865

is:

A) ... evading clank's trained assassins from the future, whom he conveniently forgets to recall.

B) ... part of Yadier Molina's latest contract, developing him as an emerging base stealer, situational hitter, and hipster.

C) ... heading an international team to locate and retrieve cardball.

D) ... uncovering a vast postseason conspiracy to repeatedly air Jimmy Fallon and a lobster; the change to 'avocados from Mexico'; and the related Charter Media hex on all ballplayers named Garcia.

E) ... waiting for viable comment search and a working archival calendar, support@sbnation.com.

F) ... laughing heartily with Matthew Leach at Rui's failure to ask a perfectly random question.

The correct answer(s) bestows upon the user the ability to exceed the above comment count. Should this occur, gdm will appear to said user in a dream after midnight with instructions on how to defeat the eel-cats, distract C.J. Beatty from fast food, and restore the doctrine of timely, accurate liveblogging. He/she/it will also be flagged.

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I love cotton candy and pick-offs.

take mearke ofe mi wordes,
doom schall com uppon you
scholde Ludwick be relesid
ar his terme, we boden.

Heed: http://twitter.com/JPosnanski/status/14153201259380736

The First Commandment: http://is.gd/cK1H6

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there.
They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear."
- Craig Calcaterra, ShysterBall, The Hardball Times
http://shysterball.blogspot.com/2008/09/and-that-happened_11.html

http://is.gd/8zUZn7 continued:
"I told [the] infield, pick me up. It's my bad. Pick me up.
Kozma looked me right in the eye and said 'You got it.'"
- Adam Wainwright, 13th October 2012
FSM / http://is.gd/jP6wt4