A) ... evading clank's trained assassins from the future, whom he conveniently forgets to recall.
B) ... part of Yadier Molina's latest contract, developing him as an emerging base stealer, situational hitter, and hipster.
C) ... heading an international team to locate and retrieve cardball.
D) ... uncovering a vast postseason conspiracy to repeatedly air Jimmy Fallon and a lobster; the change to 'avocados from Mexico'; and the related Charter Media hex on all ballplayers named Garcia.
E) ... waiting for viable comment search and a working archival calendar, firstname.lastname@example.org.
F) ... laughing heartily with Matthew Leach at Rui's failure to ask a perfectly random question.
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I love cotton candy and pick-offs.
take mearke ofe mi wordes,
doom schall com uppon you
scholde Ludwick be relesid
ar his terme, we boden.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there.
They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear."
- Craig Calcaterra, ShysterBall, The Hardball Times
"I told [the] infield, pick me up. It's my bad. Pick me up.
Kozma looked me right in the eye and said 'You got it.'"
- Adam Wainwright, 13th October 2012
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