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Yadi2Second

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is:

A) ... evading clank's trained assassins from the future, whom he conveniently forgets to recall.

B) ... part of Yadier Molina's latest contract, developing him as an emerging base stealer, situational hitter, and hipster.

C) ... heading an international team to locate and retrieve cardball.

D) ... uncovering a vast postseason conspiracy to repeatedly air Jimmy Fallon and a lobster; the change to 'avocados from Mexico'; and the related Charter Media hex on all ballplayers named Garcia.

E) ... waiting for viable comment search and a working archival calendar, support@sbnation.com.

F) ... laughing heartily with Matthew Leach at Rui's failure to ask a perfectly random question.

The correct answer(s) bestows upon the user the ability to exceed the above comment count. Should this occur, gdm will appear to said user in a dream after midnight with instructions on how to defeat the eel-cats, distract C.J. Beatty from fast food, and restore the doctrine of timely, accurate liveblogging. He/she/it will also be flagged.

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I love cotton candy and pick-offs.

take mearke ofe mi wordes,
doom schall com uppon you
scholde Ludwick be relesid
ar his terme, we boden.

Heed: http://twitter.com/JPosnanski/status/14153201259380736

The First Commandment: http://is.gd/cK1H6

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there.
They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear."
- Craig Calcaterra, ShysterBall, The Hardball Times
http://shysterball.blogspot.com/2008/09/and-that-happened_11.html

http://is.gd/8zUZn7 continued:
"I told [the] infield, pick me up. It's my bad. Pick me up.
Kozma looked me right in the eye and said 'You got it.'"
- Adam Wainwright, 13th October 2012
FSM / http://is.gd/jP6wt4

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After-Midnight We Won the World Series Zombie Fauna Party Nap

WE GO TO ELEVEN! 11TH TITLE IN 2011 WITH 101 WINS AFTER A MIRACLE 11 INNINGS!

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What happens on the flight, stays on the flight.

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What happens on the flight, stays on the flight.

Chris Carpenter on FOX montage
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But in this room, we never lost faith. We never lost hope. Now, saying it and doing it are two...

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But in this room, we never lost faith. We never lost hope. Now, saying it and doing it are two different things. I’m still not sure how we did it. But we did.

Adam Wainwright (Washington Post article) More on the speech from CBS. World Series Eve: Overnight Overflow for the 18th of Ozzie in Albertofstan Previously on VEB.
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This is the first time in the live-rodent era – 1920 on – that a squirrel has made consecutive...

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This is the first time in the live-rodent era – 1920 on – that a squirrel has made consecutive appearances in a postseason [series].

- Tim Kurkjian. He also reports that Skip Schumaker did not realize it was a squirrel at the time. By the way, Stuart Scott is miffed that the squirrel is not following him on twitter. Yes, the squirrel has been called out on national TV, in addition to being picked up by the AP. Just the facts from the P-D. ETA: Scott acknowledges that he is "honored" that the Busch squirrel is now following him on Twitter. (Second run of late SportsCenter, so that's about an hour turnaround.) Bonus coverage: Freese ices Phils
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LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND TORTOISES: Here in Albertofstan, it is the 1st Day of Ozzie Time in the...

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LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND TORTOISES: Here in Albertofstan, it is the 1st Day of Ozzie Time in the Year of Our Berk, known as 2011! And the Cardinals are playing baseball.

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Jack Buck's poem "For America". link:...

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Jack Buck's poem "For America". link: http://www.foxsportsmidwest.com/pages/video?UUID=aabcc209-e60a-4359-9150-ed8916a27566

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(Extra Inn. Overflow with The Glare) He made the right call, Lugo said, raising his eyebrows and...

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(Extra Inn. Overflow with The Glare) He made the right call, Lugo said, raising his eyebrows and smiling. I know I'm safe.

Julio Lugo
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I asked if Crutchfield ever played for the Cardinals, since they were the nearest big league team....

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I asked if Crutchfield ever played for the Cardinals, since they were the nearest big league team. Eventually they explained to me about the segregation of the time.

Peoria native Jeremy Krock, who took it upon himself to begin the Negro Leagues Baseball Grave Marker Project. [July 25, 2011 Sports Illustrated, by Phil Taylor]
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Holliday said he wanted your pants. He says they probably have some hits in them.

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Holliday said he wanted your pants. He says they probably have some hits in them.

Equipment manager Rip Rowan to Hall-of-Famer and Coach Emeritus Red Schoendienst Moar Goold quote for when the P-D erases it: The prolonged skid left some Cardinals searching for ways to bust the slump. Skip Schumaker and Ryan Theriot had Kyle Lohse shave lines in their hair, but only on one side, from the temple back. Schumaker suggested they go old school and wear their cuffs high to reveal red stirrups. Ryan Theriot and Yadier Molina agreed, and before taking the field Holliday decided "to join the little fellas." That's why he needed Schoendienst's pants -- they fit his waist, but were short enough to show off the socks. Wearing them the way Schoendienst does, with the black and white rings showing at the top of the stirrup, Holliday drilled a fastball from Royals' reliever Greg Holland with one out in the eighth to reverse the Royals' one-run lead. Colby Rasmus set up the winner with a leadoff single off a lefty reliever, and on a hit-and-run he sped to second to avoid a double play on Albert Pujols' sharp grounder. ... La Russa said the instant production was the result of Holliday's "hard work." Others could chalk it up to talent. Perhaps it was the pants. They'll be back Sunday. "I would think so," Holliday said. "You don't change up (after) a win." See also the previous Man Stew 2011 installment: http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2011/6/7/2210828/man-stew-2011-vs-the-injury-bug
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I just saw him hit a walk-off home run that morning on ESPN and here he is cheering for our team.

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I just saw him hit a walk-off home run that morning on ESPN and here he is cheering for our team.

Pac-10 player of the year Tony Renda - Cal baseball comes back from extinction Via KD1, who also provided video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHsvdSPgzdg
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May 21st, 2011 Saturday Morning Left Behind Thread - (original file:...

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May 21st, 2011 Saturday Morning Left Behind Thread - (original file: http://i.imgur.com/DlcfR.png ) related files: CDC [WebProNews] Boston Police [NewsTechzilla, 2009] and Zombie Squad, which is possibly political, though mostly they just want you to ... give blood.

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Does Albert Pujols Make the 2011 All-Star Team?

In case we exercise the Ultimate Bench Player strategy of last year, your managers for the National League are: Bruce Bochy, the original big head of managers; and he has invited Kirk Gibson and J...

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April 19, 2011: We Want Baseball, Not Baseball-Sized Hail! Stay safe, everyone.

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April 19, 2011: We Want Baseball, Not Baseball-Sized Hail! Stay safe, everyone.

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Carpenter laughed. "He wouldn't let me off the phone. It was like 45 minutes of just nonsense."

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Carpenter laughed. "He wouldn't let me off the phone. It was like 45 minutes of just nonsense."

Carpenter said he talked to Wainwright on the telephone Tuesday and could tell that the latter was under some medication after the surgery. Hummel; pointed out by bgh
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Enter the Thundersnow! Chat here about your weather survival tales for the next couple of days. Or...

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Enter the Thundersnow! Chat here about your weather survival tales for the next couple of days. Or just point and laugh. (If Tina Turner is NSFW, quit your job.) Short url: http://sbn.to/heBqIK

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[Riggleman] was very flowery in his praise in Jayson on and off the field. He feels, like I feel,...

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[Riggleman] was very flowery in his praise in Jayson on and off the field. He feels, like I feel, Jayson's best days haven't been had yet. ... I've been a fan of his lineage and his family.

Mike Rizzo ... "It makes some of our contracts look pretty good. That’s a long time and a lot of money. I thought they were trying to reduce the deficit in Washington." - Mets GM Sandy Alderson, via ESPN New York "The #Nationals offer on Werth was so far above everyone else that Boras didn’t even ask other interested teams if they wanted to match it." - JStark on Twitter
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