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YouCanPutYourEddsInIt

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Also, Nbound 169 is closed between 494 and Hwy 62.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 11:03p
I can see how you may be upset if you expected Walt did the cooking but all you got was Jesse with Walt's notebook
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 11:01p
Pretty sure 50% of small batch distillers contract their production to a big operation
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 11:00p - 1 reply
So Shimonek is announced as leaving the same day a 2-deep is released with him on it?
Commented on GONE BABY GONE: NIC SHIMONEK AND LARON TAYLOR TO TRANSFER on Jul 28 2014, 9:50p - 1 reply
52/55 is a shitshow just North of Rosemount as you approach Inver Grove/Eagan
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 9:38p - 2 replies
Never give up when either Eva Green or Alice Eve is at stake.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 9:31p
With CJF and Shimonek leaving, I believe Iowa is sorely in need of some new American flag tattoos
Commented on GONE BABY GONE: NIC SHIMONEK AND LARON TAYLOR TO TRANSFER on Jul 28 2014, 3:56p
The house ALWAYS wins in the long term
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:53p
The two deeps seem to indicate KMM as primarily a "slot"
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:41p
I think if we're comparing Iowa tailgating to an SEC tailgate, 2005/2006 barely scratches the surface
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 1:39p
I'm not species-ist. In fact, you could say I'm duck blind
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 12:20p
I get the joke, but on a serious note
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 11:35a
It's clear that somebody goofed in not sending Dr. Jimmy Henning as a B1G media day correspondent...
Commented on BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS HORSE REPORT, DAY 1: WE SENT A HORSE on Jul 28 2014, 11:32a - 1 reply
Neigh Leman is my new favorite thing ever and he damned well better be back for appearances throughout the season!
Commented on BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS HORSE REPORT, DAY 1: WE SENT A HORSE on Jul 28 2014, 11:17a
Vandeberg showed he could take a shot and still hold on to the ball
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: BIG TEN MEDIA DAYS ARE HERE on Jul 28 2014, 10:44a - 1 reply
I'm an Iowan and I believe the "Grey Duck" version is superior
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 9:45a - 2 replies
NORDIC FEST time, bitches!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 12:49p - 1 reply
I hope he has a good place to hide his fat stacks of drug-dealing cash
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 12:34p
*Not pictured
Commented on The Real Reason Brandon Scherff Didn't Compete in the Hay Bale Toss on Jul 24 2014, 12:31p - 3 replies
I just don't see this ending well.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:59p
I had fun making that one.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:37p - 1 reply
Aaaaaaaaaaaand "Bran Scherfsky" is officially his new name.
Commented on BREAKING: BRANDON SCHERFF IS STILL FREAKISHLY STRONG on Jul 23 2014, 4:02p
Party with beans and ribs - Hey, who invited Eve!?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 3:16p - 1 reply
True story - the serpent made Eve give Adam beans to eat in the Garden of Eden
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 3:10p - 1 reply
My comment earlier about fumbles was made less to say give the ball to a flashier running back
Commented on COLLEGE FOOTBALL THOR+ RATINGS SINCE 2000: OFFENSE on Jul 23 2014, 2:57p
Ya know, Scherff jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
Commented on BREAKING: BRANDON SCHERFF IS STILL FREAKISHLY STRONG on Jul 23 2014, 2:27p - 2 replies
In the comments somebody linked to this article about Galaxy Quest.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 1:49p
I remember one time Scherff took his family to Sea World.
Commented on BREAKING: BRANDON SCHERFF IS STILL FREAKISHLY STRONG on Jul 23 2014, 1:40p - 3 replies
I have a small quantity of illegal Cuban cigars in my house
Commented on THINGS GOT WORSE: GREG GARMON ARRESTED AFTER ATTEMPTED ROBBERY on Jul 23 2014, 11:55a
When your offense is bad, the solution is not to turtle up and run the ball with a guy who has no speed but never fumbles
Commented on COLLEGE FOOTBALL THOR+ RATINGS SINCE 2000: OFFENSE on Jul 23 2014, 11:52a - 1 reply
Telling that in the 3 appearances of Iowa on the "worst B1G offenses" list
Commented on COLLEGE FOOTBALL THOR+ RATINGS SINCE 2000: OFFENSE on Jul 23 2014, 11:29a - 2 replies
So he's a future DE that won't break the two deeps?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:54p
You know how you use a spoon to scoop out an avocado without wasting any of it?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:52p - 1 reply
Wow. Had to Google it.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 2:45p - 1 reply
Yeah - there's a lot of green in this one. Banana is the key to masking the greens, i think.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 2:44p
Wife makes 'em, so I can't be 100% on the recipe
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 2:35p - 1 reply
So you're saying I should draft Weisman early and trade him high before the B1G games start...
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 22 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
Mmmmmmmm.....Trappist beer...........
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 22 2014, 12:06p - 1 reply
I showed my wife the trick on using the edge of a glass to peel your mangoes
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:51a - 2 replies
I think it's his buddy cop movie with Bruce Willis
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 10:29a
NM
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 5:14p
Second to last?! Time to get started on the new billboard!
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 21 2014, 5:07p
You could probably put this on t-shirts and sell them for the home opener.
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 19 2014, 3:25p
The next picture in the series has her becoming Miss TigerHawkNipples
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 17 2014, 5:53p
Morally neutral? I thought the eleventh beatitude was "The athletes shall install their flags."
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT IS USING A WITTY TITLE AGAIN on Jul 17 2014, 5:52p
///pops popcorn, waits 6 hours for Chazz to respond to this obvious bait...
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT IS USING A WITTY TITLE AGAIN on Jul 17 2014, 2:15p
for Develop a "Hawkeye" brand hangover cure.
Voted on Jul 17 2014, 1:17p
Ross:
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 4:28p - 1 reply
Sounds like my marriage. Or any marriage.
Commented on Darkness On The Edge of Town: The Big Ten Bets Big on Joisey. on Jul 15 2014, 4:20p - 1 reply
Weird Al today summed up my feelings ENTIRELY on IH8ClownFans' debate
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: KINNICK GETS A NEW SOUND SYSTEM on Jul 15 2014, 3:47p
Based on this piece, did you also get an offer to be their Editor in Chief?
Commented on Darkness On The Edge of Town: The Big Ten Bets Big on Joisey. on Jul 15 2014, 3:39p - 1 reply
This is every phone call I've ever had with those fuckers
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 14 2014, 11:47p
I bet the "Mike" spot is the itchiest
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: KINNICK GETS A NEW SOUND SYSTEM on Jul 14 2014, 5:16p
FINALLY - an explanation from how you got your username
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: KINNICK GETS A NEW SOUND SYSTEM on Jul 14 2014, 3:26p - 1 reply
Yes please
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 13 2014, 11:05p
Who coaches D-line at Nebraska now?
Commented on PSD'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL 2014 PRESEASON TOP 20 on Jul 13 2014, 9:41p
I'm giggling at picturing Toby from the office trying to punt
Commented on KIRK HAS A BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE on Jul 11 2014, 2:46p
IN FUCKING INK
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS FASCINATED BY GENETICS on Jul 11 2014, 1:33p - 1 reply
IN FUCKING INK
Commented on ASSUME THE POSITION 2014: LINEBACKER on Jul 11 2014, 1:32p
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