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Your_Moms_Boyfriend

  • joined Jan 15, 2009
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Recent Activity
for Good decision
Voted on Aug 31 2014, 2:24a
Smaller ones that I personally loved
Commented on The definitive guide to Royals Review memes on Aug 30 2014, 1:22a
This is what you'll get the big bucks for next season James. Stop the bleeding here
Commented on Carlos Santana punishes Royals again in 6-1 Indians win on Aug 30 2014, 1:12a
Said 2-3 for the last series and sticking with it for this one
Commented on Indians Series Preview: ESPN is coming to town! on Aug 29 2014, 3:14p
for Royals take 2 of 3
Voted on Aug 29 2014, 3:13p
At least this article isn't clogging up the base paths
Commented on The definitive guide to Royals Review memes on Aug 29 2014, 11:06a - 2 replies
Fuck you Ned
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:51p - 1 reply
NW North Korea
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:48p
Fucking gas can
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:47p
Yep
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:46p
Well now the pressure is off
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:46p
Absurdist
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:45p
Bruce Fucking Chen
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:36p
?????????huh?????
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:34p
No
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:31p
Ahhhhhhh, what color was it bitch?
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:28p
Jennifer Connely is still in my top 10
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:24p - 1 reply
Love your avatar Scootness
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:24p - 1 reply
Time for the Twins to go ass to ass, Requiem For a Dream Style
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:20p - 1 reply
Oooooohhhh double dong, nice
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:17p - 1 reply
Holiday weekend, folks traveling tonight & tomorrow
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:12p - 2 replies
That's your solution to everything
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:08p - 1 reply
Kelvin "not fucking around" Herrera folks
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:08p - 1 reply
Yes
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:03p
Davis time?
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:02p
He takes walks more than Hosmer
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:02p
I wanna party with those guys
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 11:00p - 1 reply
The sleeper must awaken
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:57p - 1 reply
Moar pitch recognition naow
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:51p
He who controls the Gordong controls the universe
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:47p - 2 replies
Any Dune reference is a good one
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:46p - 1 reply
He would definitely get the
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:46p
In all their varied shapes and sizes
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:44p
Looking for a moose dong
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:42p - 1 reply
That's what LoCain do
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:38p
Zing
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:16p
Was really looking forward to a nice long Moose dong there
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
Cain steal again?
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:10p
Too Soon
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:08p
Guthrie
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:07p
FUUUUUUCK
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 10:03p
We'll always have
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 9:40p - 2 replies
Thanks for swinging at the first pitch Aoki
Commented on Game CXXXIII Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 28 2014, 8:55p
And plus mutual option
Commented on Liam Hendriks: What do the Royals do with this guy? on Aug 28 2014, 2:44p
Not our flesh
Commented on Game 132 Open Thread - Twins vs. Royals on Aug 28 2014, 12:53a
Totally Unsexy
Commented on Game 132 Open Thread - Twins vs. Royals on Aug 27 2014, 8:51p
Should start planning out
Commented on Game 132 Open Thread - Twins vs. Royals on Aug 27 2014, 8:43p
Why no Willingham in the lineup tonight
Commented on Game 132 Open Thread - Twins vs. Royals on Aug 27 2014, 8:33p - 2 replies
Truly a majestic hanging of ox dong
Commented on Royals win 2-1 on Alex Gordon walkoff home run on Aug 26 2014, 11:34p - 1 reply
Gut wrenching loss for the twinkles
Commented on Game CXXXI Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 26 2014, 11:16p - 1 reply
Obviously sending Esky
Commented on Game CXXXI Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 26 2014, 10:59p
Lo Danger Ox
Commented on Game CXXXI Open Thread - The Twins of Minnesota versus the Royals of Kansas City on Aug 26 2014, 10:50p
for Royals take 2 of 3
Voted on Aug 26 2014, 2:59p
Improving the team record
Commented on Royals have the best record in the AL since GMDM did nothing at the deadline on Aug 26 2014, 2:50p
for Royals win
Voted on Aug 25 2014, 3:09p
Looks like this is gonna be a combo thread of Royals and Twinkies
Commented on Game 129 Open Thread - Royals vs. Rangers on Aug 24 2014, 2:25p
Selfishly want to see sustained attack.
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 3:51p
If we make a deep playoff push
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 3:38p - 1 reply
Not sure what he's up to now
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 3:08p
Rainbow farting unicorns motherfuckers
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 3:05p
Snyder and Dan Fielding
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 3:03p - 1 reply
I have never once been witnessed to
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 3:01p
Critical spirit
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 2:59p
Damn right
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 2:58p
Not even Gregory Hines could tap that into fruition
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 2:47p
Who knew that a ritual sacrifice could be so much fun
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 2:38p
Didn't wanna bring this up earlier
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 2:31p
Yeah, looks like Arian Foster is getting started early up there
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 2:19p
Don't most double headers tend to be splits?
Commented on Game Thread Tigers - Twins on Aug 23 2014, 2:13p - 3 replies
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