Zach Woosley

• joined Nov 18, 2009
• last login May 24, 2013
• posts 2093
• comments 1500

SB Nation Readers! You've read about him on the internets! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: Zach, aka. The Ginge. Physically unremarkable, he instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of football's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withering cynicism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are his frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does he live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in the harsh and irrational environment of modern football journalism? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that football writing is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!"