Zavada's Moustache

In which the author pretends he's heard of any player on the Marlins before.

He's baaaaack...

So I'm down to let Paul Goldschmidt think he's still playing the Dodgers if everyone else is. Seriously, who's with me?

We only ever play teams from the NL West. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Anyone else miss watching baseball in Petco Park? Nope, didn't think so.

Anyone else getting tired of these two teams?

Because it was so much fun when we did this a week ago.

In which we relive the joy of the Ray Durham Era.

It's a battle of my two favorite Major League Baseball teams from the Mountain time Zone!

I can't think of a series between these two teams that has ever had more on the line than this one.

The Dodgers come to Chase Field.

Who will survive? Hopefully both teams. It's only baseball, after all.

The Diamondbacks travel to Milwaukee to take on the Brewers. It's just like that playoff series in 2011, except in April, and not for all the marbles.

Want to know all about the Cardinals? Well so do I! So read this blurb while I frantically search Baseball-Reference for what they did over the offseason.

The Diamondbacks had Left Field all figured out going into 2012. But then a move came from...out of left field! Ha ha ha. But actually.

The D-backs play host to the Rockies one last time. An in-depth look at the upcoming series, featuring no stats, but one very special guest star.

The Diamondbacks play host to the Chicago Cubs in

The Diamondbacks travel to San Francisco one last time to take on the Giants. An in-depth look at Dodger sadness.

The Diamondbacks look to keep their slim playoff hopes alive as they travel to Denver to take on the Rockies. An in-depth look at stats and more for the upcoming series.

A humorous recounting of the Diamondbacks' disastrous season against the San Diego Padres.

The Diamondbacks play host to the San Francisco Giants. An in-depth look at stats and more for the upcoming series.

An artistic representation of the lengths Ned Colletti will go to in order to field a winning team for the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The Diamondbacks' road-trip continues as they travel to San Diego to take on the Padres. An in-depth look at stats and more for the upcoming series.

The Diamondbacks' road trip continues as they travel to San Francisco to take on the Giants. An in-depth look at stats and more for the upcoming series.

The Diamondbacks travel to Los Angeles to take on the Dodgers. An in-depth look at stats and more for the upcoming series.

The Diamondbacks host one of the elite teams in the National League as the Cincinnati Reds come to town. An in-depth look at stats and more for the upcoming series.

The Diamondbacks play host to the San Diego Padres, hoping to avenge the sweep from early July. An in-depth look at stats and more from the upcoming series.

David Hernandez has been one of the best relievers on the Arizona Diamondbacks over the past two years. Here's a detailed look at how he's been able to do it.

The Diamondbacks' road trip continues as they head to Philadelphia to take on the Phillies. An in-depth look at stats and more for the upcoming series.