//nerdrage

So the monkeys with typewriters at Adobe have finally realized that, OH MY GOD A LOT OF COMPUTERS HAVE ANOTHER PROCESSOR THAT IS BETTER AT EXECUTING LOTS OF PARALLEL INSTRUCTIONS like, oh say RENDERING VIDEO. Welcome to the 1990s, retards. Adobe: Only A Decade Behind!

//end nerdrage

Most important part: "The extension includes an agreement to expand the postgame show. For weekday home night games, play-by-play man Dave Flemming will take over hosting duties from Damon Bruce, whose reactionary, aggressive style has not been popular among some players and club officials."

Yay! Flemming! No more Damon Bruce!