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      <title>My thoughts on the State of the Nuggets after 2012-13.</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 15:23:25 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After seeing how the team came out to play at the beginning of this series, I came to a bunch of quick conclusions.  At the end of the series, those opinions haven't changed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First, as much as I sincerely like the guy, it is time for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/99585/george-karl&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;George Karl&lt;/a&gt; to move on.  We all know his track record with the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/denver-nuggets&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Nuggets&lt;/a&gt;; good regular season leading to a first round playoff exit (the exception being the great run to the West Finals).  In most of those, I think it is safe to say the team wasn't prepared well and Karl was out coached.  His system, specifically this year, is designed around a fast-breaking offense that is prone to breakdowns when the pace of the game is slowed down in the playoffs and the defense ratcheted up.    The defense resembles some mish-mosh of packing the paint, constant switching, turnover hunting, and ultimately a complete inability to cover anyone behind the three point line.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That inability, or unwillingness, to focus on stopping the 3-ball is what I believe downed us in this series.  If there was one thing that should have been prioritized in a series against the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/golden-state-warriors&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Golden State Warriors&lt;/a&gt;, it would be making sure to pressure and challenge every 3 taken.  We know, they know, everyone knows, that the Warriors have threats galore in long range shooters.  Was there any adjustment made by the coach to attempt to take that threat away? I think that answer is clear.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Further, Karl allowed his team to get away from what made them so great at times during this regular season.  A free-flowing and completely unselfish offensive game.  The Nuggets stopped passing once they got to the playoffs.  Our offense looked nothing like the one that won 57 games.  It was bogged down by ball-stopping, turnovers, and bad shots.  We all know George relies heavily on his &quot;trust&quot; guys.  Watching him routinely play &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21585/andre-miller&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Andre Miller&lt;/a&gt;, who outside of Game 1, was a complete detriment to our chances of winning, was painful beyond words.  How it was not obvious to Karl that Miller played like Melo-Lite (hogging the ball, refusing to pass, taking bad shots) and putting up one of the worst defensive efforts I have ever seen is flabbergasting.  Allowing Miller to cover &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/71907/stephen-curry&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Stephen Curry&lt;/a&gt;, if even for one possession, is criminal.  Again, guarding the best shooter in the league with our worst defender makes less sense than the game of Cricket.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again, I appreciate what GK has brought to this organization and don't necessarily want to see him go; I just feel it is the thing that needs to happen at this point. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To finish, I'm going to put on my Masai-hat and list off the steps I hope he takes this off-season to continue to improve this excellent organization.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- As you well know, fire George Karl.  His replacement?  I haven't the foggiest.  A new coach most likely means a change in philosophy.  Our players are tailor-fit for our style of play right now, but that doesn't mean that style can't be tweaked to ultimately be more effective while still emphasizing the strengths of our talented roster.  We can still play a fast-paced, aggressive offensive style and a high-pressure defense.  Improvements need to be made in the half-court offense and more importantly in the defense.  If your system leads to open 3's for your opponent any time they want them, that system is broken.  I feel confident that there is a prospect out there that can provide some continuity in style, while minimizing the things that have failed over the years.  Let me put it this way, we know Karl is a solid coach and one that can get us to the post-season and provide great entertainment for us as fans along the way.  We also know that he has serious shortcomings as a game-planner and manager and has shown no willingness or propensity to change those problems.  The solution? A change of leadership at the head coaching position.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Release Andre Miller.  His overriding selfishness in this playoff series was disgusting to watch.  I hope I don't have to see it again.  Again, I appreciate what he has brought to us in his different stints here, but the time is now to move on.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/71918/ty-lawson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ty Lawson&lt;/a&gt; is ready to have the reigns completely passed over to him, and getting rid of Miller will make that transition complete.  A cheapish veteran could be the move to replace Andre, or maybe that guy is already on the roster in Fournier or Stone.  If a new player is acquired, I would hope his strengths would lie in passing and defense first, and scoring second.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Release/trade &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/35084/javale-mcgee&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;JaVale McGee&lt;/a&gt;. We all know his stupendous talent.  The fact that he is routinely unable to harness that talent and translate it into any semblance of consistent and effective performance on the court is the reason I wish to see him go.  JaVale is now 25.  This last season was his 6th in the league.  He is no longer a spring chicken.  He still has moments of brilliance, where he can put up 10 points, 10 boards, and 3 blocked shots in a span of what seems like 30 seconds.  Those moments are far too seldom to make up for the predominant lack of overall awareness, ability to rebound the ball, ability to score on anything other than an open dunk, and ability to play sound defense.  I like the guy, he seems to be a misunderstood gentle giant.  A guy with a good wit and a good locker room presence.  I can appreciate that, but it's no reason to keep him on the team.  If he hasn't improved his game in the most basic of ways in 6 years in this league, it's never going to happen. Being a smart human being doesn't always translate to having a mind for playing a sport, and I believe that is the case with JaVale McGee.  He also will never be able to log significant minutes because of his asthma, making the big money we pay him all the more ludicrous.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Find a center.  What this team needs is an athletic, long, consistent presence at the center position.  I want a guy who is a big defensive presence with the ability to both cover good offensive centers in one-on-one situations and dominate the lane as a shot blocker.  That's it.  If he can pass the ball a little bit, fantastic.  Then, if he has any game offensively, it's just a bonus.  I know I know, it's asking a lot.  To give you an idea of the type of player I want, think no further than &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/51517/omer-asik&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Omer Asik&lt;/a&gt;.  But, if anything, Masai Ujiri has proven that he is capable of delivering the things we need.  This is our biggest need.  MAKE IT HAPPEN BATMAN!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That's about all I have and I really need to get back to work.  I still love the potential of this team.  Ty Lawson is a legitimate star.  I think Gallo is one of those too.  I hope Iguodala stays, we need him.  I love Faried, but recognize that he needs to improve.  I can't wait to watch &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/157928/evan-fournier&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Evan Fournier&lt;/a&gt; next season.  I hope to see a new coach and a new center next season.  With a few tweaks, I believe the unique talent on this team is enough to result in the Good Guys raising the Championship trophy a few years down the line. Let's do this!  Go Nuggets!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After seeing how the team came out to play at the beginning of this series, I came to a bunch of quick conclusions.  At the end of the series, those opinions haven't changed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First, as much as I sincerely like the guy, it is time for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/99585/george-karl&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;George Karl&lt;/a&gt; to move on.  We all know his track record with the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/denver-nuggets&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Nuggets&lt;/a&gt;; good regular season leading to a first round playoff exit (the exception being the great run to the West Finals).  In most of those, I think it is safe to say the team wasn't prepared well and Karl was out coached.  His system, specifically this year, is designed around a fast-breaking offense that is prone to breakdowns when the pace of the game is slowed down in the playoffs and the defense ratcheted up.    The defense resembles some mish-mosh of packing the paint, constant switching, turnover hunting, and ultimately a complete inability to cover anyone behind the three point line.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That inability, or unwillingness, to focus on stopping the 3-ball is what I believe downed us in this series.  If there was one thing that should have been prioritized in a series against the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/golden-state-warriors&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Golden State Warriors&lt;/a&gt;, it would be making sure to pressure and challenge every 3 taken.  We know, they know, everyone knows, that the Warriors have threats galore in long range shooters.  Was there any adjustment made by the coach to attempt to take that threat away? I think that answer is clear.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Further, Karl allowed his team to get away from what made them so great at times during this regular season.  A free-flowing and completely unselfish offensive game.  The Nuggets stopped passing once they got to the playoffs.  Our offense looked nothing like the one that won 57 games.  It was bogged down by ball-stopping, turnovers, and bad shots.  We all know George relies heavily on his &quot;trust&quot; guys.  Watching him routinely play &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21585/andre-miller&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Andre Miller&lt;/a&gt;, who outside of Game 1, was a complete detriment to our chances of winning, was painful beyond words.  How it was not obvious to Karl that Miller played like Melo-Lite (hogging the ball, refusing to pass, taking bad shots) and putting up one of the worst defensive efforts I have ever seen is flabbergasting.  Allowing Miller to cover &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/71907/stephen-curry&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Stephen Curry&lt;/a&gt;, if even for one possession, is criminal.  Again, guarding the best shooter in the league with our worst defender makes less sense than the game of Cricket.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again, I appreciate what GK has brought to this organization and don't necessarily want to see him go; I just feel it is the thing that needs to happen at this point. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To finish, I'm going to put on my Masai-hat and list off the steps I hope he takes this off-season to continue to improve this excellent organization.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- As you well know, fire George Karl.  His replacement?  I haven't the foggiest.  A new coach most likely means a change in philosophy.  Our players are tailor-fit for our style of play right now, but that doesn't mean that style can't be tweaked to ultimately be more effective while still emphasizing the strengths of our talented roster.  We can still play a fast-paced, aggressive offensive style and a high-pressure defense.  Improvements need to be made in the half-court offense and more importantly in the defense.  If your system leads to open 3's for your opponent any time they want them, that system is broken.  I feel confident that there is a prospect out there that can provide some continuity in style, while minimizing the things that have failed over the years.  Let me put it this way, we know Karl is a solid coach and one that can get us to the post-season and provide great entertainment for us as fans along the way.  We also know that he has serious shortcomings as a game-planner and manager and has shown no willingness or propensity to change those problems.  The solution? A change of leadership at the head coaching position.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Release Andre Miller.  His overriding selfishness in this playoff series was disgusting to watch.  I hope I don't have to see it again.  Again, I appreciate what he has brought to us in his different stints here, but the time is now to move on.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/71918/ty-lawson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ty Lawson&lt;/a&gt; is ready to have the reigns completely passed over to him, and getting rid of Miller will make that transition complete.  A cheapish veteran could be the move to replace Andre, or maybe that guy is already on the roster in Fournier or Stone.  If a new player is acquired, I would hope his strengths would lie in passing and defense first, and scoring second.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Release/trade &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/35084/javale-mcgee&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;JaVale McGee&lt;/a&gt;. We all know his stupendous talent.  The fact that he is routinely unable to harness that talent and translate it into any semblance of consistent and effective performance on the court is the reason I wish to see him go.  JaVale is now 25.  This last season was his 6th in the league.  He is no longer a spring chicken.  He still has moments of brilliance, where he can put up 10 points, 10 boards, and 3 blocked shots in a span of what seems like 30 seconds.  Those moments are far too seldom to make up for the predominant lack of overall awareness, ability to rebound the ball, ability to score on anything other than an open dunk, and ability to play sound defense.  I like the guy, he seems to be a misunderstood gentle giant.  A guy with a good wit and a good locker room presence.  I can appreciate that, but it's no reason to keep him on the team.  If he hasn't improved his game in the most basic of ways in 6 years in this league, it's never going to happen. Being a smart human being doesn't always translate to having a mind for playing a sport, and I believe that is the case with JaVale McGee.  He also will never be able to log significant minutes because of his asthma, making the big money we pay him all the more ludicrous.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Find a center.  What this team needs is an athletic, long, consistent presence at the center position.  I want a guy who is a big defensive presence with the ability to both cover good offensive centers in one-on-one situations and dominate the lane as a shot blocker.  That's it.  If he can pass the ball a little bit, fantastic.  Then, if he has any game offensively, it's just a bonus.  I know I know, it's asking a lot.  To give you an idea of the type of player I want, think no further than &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/51517/omer-asik&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Omer Asik&lt;/a&gt;.  But, if anything, Masai Ujiri has proven that he is capable of delivering the things we need.  This is our biggest need.  MAKE IT HAPPEN BATMAN!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That's about all I have and I really need to get back to work.  I still love the potential of this team.  Ty Lawson is a legitimate star.  I think Gallo is one of those too.  I hope Iguodala stays, we need him.  I love Faried, but recognize that he needs to improve.  I can't wait to watch &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/157928/evan-fournier&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Evan Fournier&lt;/a&gt; next season.  I hope to see a new coach and a new center next season.  With a few tweaks, I believe the unique talent on this team is enough to result in the Good Guys raising the Championship trophy a few years down the line. Let's do this!  Go Nuggets!&lt;/p&gt;




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      <title>Luff Rumblings, &quot;Quit yer' Whinin'!&quot; Edition</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2012/11/19/3641782/luff-rumblings-quit-yer-whinin-edition</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 21:16:21 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;Another week, another victory.  Another victory, more grumbling from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Broncos&lt;/a&gt; fans.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Come on people!  Get it together!  The majority of comments I've seen on this very site consist of more whining and moaning than not only &lt;i&gt;Grumpy Old Men, &lt;/i&gt;but &lt;i&gt;Grumpier Old Men.  &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Folks, this is the NFL.  No game is a gimmie.  Every W has to be earned.  We just beat the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/san-diego-chargers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chargers&lt;/a&gt; at home for the first time in seven years, or whatever that ridiculous stat &lt;strike&gt;is&lt;/strike&gt; was.  We pulled a season sweep on the Chargers, and just about cremated Phyllis.  Reports of his ashes being spotted floating around the Port of San Diego have been coming in all morning.  Some Norv and AJ in there too, I'm pretty sure.  We've basically secured the division before we've even had a chance to get fat on turkey.  And we're bitching about it!  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Picture me with a starched white dress shirt, a pocket protector full of pens, and 2-inch thick glasses reading these quotes with an excessively whiny, nasally voice while I make fun of things.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;We should have been ready for that onside kick, there is absolutely no way we can win in the playoffs making those kinds of errors.&quot;  *Pushes oversized glasses back up nose with index finger and blinks repeatedly. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Ahem, too many dropped passes.  Additionally, I crunched the numbers and the expected points value of choosing to kick a long field goal instead of going for the first down just don't add up.&quot;  *Grimaces at the realization of a busted pen leaking in my shirt pocket.  Realize I have a pocket protector and everything is good.  Excitement.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You get the idea.  I propose a new rule: If we win a game, whether it's against the '85 &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/chicago-bears&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Bears&lt;/a&gt; or the '12 &quot;Chiefs&quot;, we act damn happy about said win.  Sound good?  Good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Related note: This rant was more for my own reminder than everyone else's.  I complain and search for errors as much as anyone, so I'm just trying to keep things in perspective and remind myself, &quot;This is a great game and I should enjoy it fully!&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;36X36&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is what Mile High should be screaming when PFM throws a pass to the Slot Machine.  You guessed it, that's one 36 year old throwing darts to another 36 year old.  I never cease to be amazed by these two guys getting it done at this age.  Here's a scary thought... How different would our season look right now without the contributions of one Brandon Stokely?  How many big 3rd down conversions has he stepped up for, without even mentioning his touchdowns? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1309679/oldman2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1309679/oldman2_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Oldman2_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obviously still spry as a gymnast.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ruh-Roh.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So the news just broke that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1884/willis-mcgahee&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Willis McGahee&lt;/a&gt; tore his MCL and fractured a leg yesterday.  He'll be out 6-8 weeks.  Not. Good.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, we have to hope that Hillman can continue to improve his game and get stuff done.  The much-maligned &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/35095/lance-ball&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Lance Ball&lt;/a&gt; actually had a good day yesterday with a semi-dynamic looking long run.  He came across the front of Manning to stonewall a blocker on an important down.  Hopefully those two can continue to produce.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, this is the part where we cue the Rocky music and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71318/knowshon-moreno&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Knowshon Moreno&lt;/a&gt; enters stage left, rip roarin' and ready for redemption.  It's time big guy... You've been locked in the dog house this season.  You entered that dog house like a cocker spaniel with it's tail between it's legs. Emerge a foaming-at-the-mouth Doberman ready to seek vengeance on an unsuspecting mailman.  When I put it that way it sounds easy, amiright? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Checking in with the Neighbors&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I figured it would be fun to visit the oppositions' SB Nation site every week and pick out some quotes from their fanbase during or after the game.  I will generally be looking for tidbits regarding the Broncos, but will also unashamedly seek out hilarious/angry/depressed comments specifically when those emotions are directly caused by the Good Guys.  Let's get to it...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The guys over at Bolts from the Blue appear to be very self-centered and were mostly focused on being angry at their entire franchise from the GM, to the Head Coach, to the &quot;Quarterback&quot;, all the way down to Cindy who sells overpriced unhealthy food at the stadium.  This made it hard to cull any quotes referencing the Broncos, but I tried.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131195/von-miller&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Von Miller&lt;/a&gt; untouched. Pretty much sums up this game.  Norv should get canned for being a sh*%#y coach, AJ should get canned for this O-Line.&quot;  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This guy is clearly a smart football fan.  He recognizes that letting the most dangerous defensive player in the league prance around in your backfield is not a reliable way to win a football game.  He also summarizes the state of the franchise in very short order.  Well done, sir.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;To be fair, Von Miller has made a LOT of Tackles in this league look bad.&quot;  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again, well done.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;State of the Chargers.  Be lucky to win another game this year.  That is bad. Open your eyes Spanos family.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Concise. Prophetic.  Pure gold.  Go Broncos!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;On second thought, I'm a Grumpy Old Man&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please disregard the opening to this post where I berated our community as a whole for being a bunch of Negative Nancies.  I'm going to be just that real quick.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Mr. Fox - Please grow a pair.  You have the best and smartest quarterback of all time on your roster.  When the down and distance dictate, you have to go for it.  When does the down and distance dictate this action, you ask?  Any time we're on the other side of that large logo in the middle of the field.  Don't punt.  Don't kick field goals.  And let's go ahead and throw those overstuffed advanced stats out the window.  On a purely emotional level, watch the reaction of defensive players when they give up a first down on 4th down.  It's deflating.  Now watch the offense.  It's inflating. That's Mathematics, folks.  Or maybe Science, but just don't question it.  Note: I love me some John Fox.  So complaints like this from me are like me getting after my favorite uncle for farting at the dinner table. The attacks stem from a place of love and respect.   &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Mike McCoy / &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2807/peyton-manning&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Peyton Manning&lt;/a&gt; - Here is a large beef I have with our game-plans and play-calling:  Where are the quick hit slants from our large and dynamic #1 and #2 receivers?  We have two elite-talent level wideouts running around out there, use em'.  How many times did we see Manning complete quick slant after quick slant to Wayne and Harrison in Indy?  A billion thousand times?  Where are those routes to DT and Decker?  These types of plays seem to work best in an up-tempo offense.  Which brings me around full circle to another complaint.  When has our offense looked the most confident and dangerous?   When we're running the no-huddle, hurry up offense.  Where was that yesterday?  We have to push the pace to keep defenses off kilter, we must force them to adjust to what we're doing.  On some level, I feel like our wide receiver routes are stagnant.  I don't know if that comes down to the route-running ability of the players, or the play design, or just pure good defense, but it's something I hope the team can continue to improve upon and get this unit ramped up and dominating come playoff time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. I watched the game on an extremely crappy Broncos feed connected to my TV. Thanks a bunch DirecTV for blacking out the Broncos two weeks in a row while I rely on you for my Broncos viewing pleasure.  I also fully expect to be blacked out for the third week in a row when Arrowhead fails to sell out.  Remind me why we pay $3.2 million dollars a season for this nonsense?  I have a dream, a dream that these asinine black-out and locally televised rules will evaporate as early as next season.  A luffabo can dream, can't he? &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Were a Good Bronco Yesterday: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. I've decided to put up a &quot;Reserved for Von Miller&quot; parking sign in the #1 slot for the next decade, where I will firmly place him every week.  This seems like a safe play because he has a 97.3% chance of being the best player on the field every week, league wide.  Seriously, no one is playing football at a higher level than Von right now.  He has already leap-frogged the fantastic &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131092/j-j-watt&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;J.J. Watt&lt;/a&gt; for DPOY, and should be firmly within the Top 5 in the discussion for MVP, along with our very own Peyton Manning.  To my eyes, he looks destined to break the single season record for sacks (22.5).  He has 7 sacks in the last 3 games, and that's with several close calls.  With the teams left on the schedule and the insane numbers he's been putting up as of late, approaching 30 sacks doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility.   Maybe you guys can help me here:  I've been trying to locate the single-season record for most tackles-for-loss and can't locate that number anywhere.  I feel certain that Von is already fairly close to that number, and would love to know for sure.  &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&quot;Pardon me, Phyllis.  Cremation in progress.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2.  D.J Williams - We've been worried about the middle linebacker position for a while here.  Could it be that DJ is that guy?  He made a great play by knifing through the line and stopping the running back for a loss on a crucial third down.  He looks to be in shape and focused.  I saw Fox quoted this morning saying he is happy with the shape DJ is in, and it is obvious he's been working his butt off while away from the team.  With a (finally) solid supporting cast around him, I feel that we might be getting a high-level player for free.  DJ is still young and should have plenty of miles left on those tires.  Can we sit pat on the position and allow DJ and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131186/nate-irving&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Nate Irving&lt;/a&gt; to handle the Mike duties in the future?   That could be that case, and if so, it opens us up to improve the team in other areas moving forward.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3.  The rest of the defense -  Yes, Champ and Carter got burned a few times yesterday.  We can chalk some of that up to our decision to play prevent defense to close out the game, but you'd still like to see more pressure put on the receiver to make those catches.  Some of those were simply very good catches by a talented wide receiver in Denario Alexander.  Any time your team can completely dominate another for the majority of a football game, you have to give the entire unit credit.  Big Vick continues his run of impressive play.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1381/justin-bannan&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Justin Bannan&lt;/a&gt; never fails to contribute.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/154866/derek-wolfe&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Derek Wolfe&lt;/a&gt; (ecstatic to see you're OK) does work.  Even Malik Jackson applied some pressure yesterday.  Chris Harris gobbled up Eddie Royal. Woodyard was an absolute monster, as usual. Nate Irving showed some quick-twitch speed in blocking a punt, and I'm still excited to see what he can bring in the future.  Trevathan was lights out, per the usual.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71313/robert-ayers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Robert Ayers&lt;/a&gt; put in a solid performance, and I think it is safe to say that we can count on him to play high-level football for us from here on out.  Doom showed pure toughness and determination by coming into the game while still dinged up and making an impact.  That was a beautiful strip sack.   &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Since Von is one of those that likes to wear funny glasses and wear small backpacks and whatnot, why not give him one of these?  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Peyton Manning - How great is it when your quarterback has an &quot;off-day&quot; and still puts up 270 yards passing and 3 TD's?  This great: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;5. DT - For yet another gorgeous big man ballerina tip-toe job in the end-zone for a touchdown.  In the future, I'm going to abbreviate that last sentence and just go with that.  So, DT had yet another GBMBTTJITEZFATD.  Remember that. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So that's me right there ^ with my hand raised, ready to take on the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/kansas-city-chiefs&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Kansas City Chiefs&lt;/a&gt;!  Seriously, I feel like I could step in and contribute next week.  I once ran a 6.7 40, and regularly bench press 135 pounds over 15 times!  That's a big plate on either side of a big metal bar, folks!   I mean, these guys are bad.  Like, goodness gracious let them pack it in and go home bad.  So bad, their own fans are &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Chiefs-fans-wear-black-to-show-frustrations.html&quot;&gt;turning into&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/oakland-raiders&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Raiders&lt;/a&gt; fans.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To top it all off, their coach looks like this: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;And makes in-game adjustments at about the same pace that big guy would.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As has become my habit, I will now enter the mind of a Chiefs &quot;player&quot; and prognosticate what happens next week. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week, it's Right Tackle Eric Winston, who looks like this: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&quot;OK, here we go.  This Von Miller is pretty intense, I've got to bring my A-Game.  Solid base, good feet, slow him down with a hand-punch and then control his movement.  Ride him outside, and don't fall for...&quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thought interrupted, Winston turns around to see whoever is playing quarterback that day lying in a supine and pretzel-like position in the backfield, with Von Miller doing some crazed chicken-dance over his twitching body.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Wait, wait, wait, how did he get back there? Is he Neo?  That's OK, we'll just rotate in our next horiffiocre (that's a mix of horrendous and mediocre, Eric's a clever guy, I found out) signal-caller and go from there.  OK, Stanzi, let's do this.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Winston breaks the huddle, enters his stance, and looks up to find &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2920/elvis-dumervil&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Elvis Dumervil&lt;/a&gt; instead of Von standing across from him.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;TIMEOUT!  What is this madness?  I can't be expected to deal with this guy too!  They need to send me a tight end to chip these guys, and a running back behind me as extra support.  This is like an AA meeting, I need constant and steady support out here in these situations!&quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By the time Romeo waddles out to discuss things with Winston and let him know that it's OK for a right tackle to call timeouts because they most assuredly had good intentions, the timeout is already winding down to an end and they're back at the line of scrimmage in what felt like a fleeting 13 seconds.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Crap, I didn't have a chance to tell Coach that I need 2 extra blockers on my side.  Oh well, I got this, I'm a big old guy.  Dumervil, let's see what you've got.&quot;  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After being run over by a bull-rush from Dumervil, pushed back and on top of his own quarterback for a sack, Winston finds the strength to stand up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;This is my nightmare!  This is my nightmare!  How can I get out of this?  That was two plays, I can't possibly keep doing this for an entire game.&quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Light-bulb thought bubble ignited, Winston unexpectedly flops to the ground, flailing and alternately grabbing at knees, ankles, and elbows in apparent pain and serious injury.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Is this working?  I sure hope so... It looks like DJ Williams is standing next to Von where I should be.  Yeah, I'm done.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sounds about right to me!  Go get em' boys!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Another week, another victory.  Another victory, more grumbling from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Broncos&lt;/a&gt; fans.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Come on people!  Get it together!  The majority of comments I've seen on this very site consist of more whining and moaning than not only &lt;i&gt;Grumpy Old Men, &lt;/i&gt;but &lt;i&gt;Grumpier Old Men.  &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Folks, this is the NFL.  No game is a gimmie.  Every W has to be earned.  We just beat the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/san-diego-chargers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chargers&lt;/a&gt; at home for the first time in seven years, or whatever that ridiculous stat &lt;strike&gt;is&lt;/strike&gt; was.  We pulled a season sweep on the Chargers, and just about cremated Phyllis.  Reports of his ashes being spotted floating around the Port of San Diego have been coming in all morning.  Some Norv and AJ in there too, I'm pretty sure.  We've basically secured the division before we've even had a chance to get fat on turkey.  And we're bitching about it!  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Picture me with a starched white dress shirt, a pocket protector full of pens, and 2-inch thick glasses reading these quotes with an excessively whiny, nasally voice while I make fun of things.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;We should have been ready for that onside kick, there is absolutely no way we can win in the playoffs making those kinds of errors.&quot;  *Pushes oversized glasses back up nose with index finger and blinks repeatedly. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Ahem, too many dropped passes.  Additionally, I crunched the numbers and the expected points value of choosing to kick a long field goal instead of going for the first down just don't add up.&quot;  *Grimaces at the realization of a busted pen leaking in my shirt pocket.  Realize I have a pocket protector and everything is good.  Excitement.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You get the idea.  I propose a new rule: If we win a game, whether it's against the '85 &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/chicago-bears&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Bears&lt;/a&gt; or the '12 &quot;Chiefs&quot;, we act damn happy about said win.  Sound good?  Good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Related note: This rant was more for my own reminder than everyone else's.  I complain and search for errors as much as anyone, so I'm just trying to keep things in perspective and remind myself, &quot;This is a great game and I should enjoy it fully!&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;36X36&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is what Mile High should be screaming when PFM throws a pass to the Slot Machine.  You guessed it, that's one 36 year old throwing darts to another 36 year old.  I never cease to be amazed by these two guys getting it done at this age.  Here's a scary thought... How different would our season look right now without the contributions of one Brandon Stokely?  How many big 3rd down conversions has he stepped up for, without even mentioning his touchdowns? &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Obviously still spry as a gymnast.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ruh-Roh.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So the news just broke that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1884/willis-mcgahee&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Willis McGahee&lt;/a&gt; tore his MCL and fractured a leg yesterday.  He'll be out 6-8 weeks.  Not. Good.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, we have to hope that Hillman can continue to improve his game and get stuff done.  The much-maligned &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/35095/lance-ball&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Lance Ball&lt;/a&gt; actually had a good day yesterday with a semi-dynamic looking long run.  He came across the front of Manning to stonewall a blocker on an important down.  Hopefully those two can continue to produce.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, this is the part where we cue the Rocky music and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71318/knowshon-moreno&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Knowshon Moreno&lt;/a&gt; enters stage left, rip roarin' and ready for redemption.  It's time big guy... You've been locked in the dog house this season.  You entered that dog house like a cocker spaniel with it's tail between it's legs. Emerge a foaming-at-the-mouth Doberman ready to seek vengeance on an unsuspecting mailman.  When I put it that way it sounds easy, amiright? &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Checking in with the Neighbors&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I figured it would be fun to visit the oppositions' SB Nation site every week and pick out some quotes from their fanbase during or after the game.  I will generally be looking for tidbits regarding the Broncos, but will also unashamedly seek out hilarious/angry/depressed comments specifically when those emotions are directly caused by the Good Guys.  Let's get to it...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The guys over at Bolts from the Blue appear to be very self-centered and were mostly focused on being angry at their entire franchise from the GM, to the Head Coach, to the &quot;Quarterback&quot;, all the way down to Cindy who sells overpriced unhealthy food at the stadium.  This made it hard to cull any quotes referencing the Broncos, but I tried.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131195/von-miller&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Von Miller&lt;/a&gt; untouched. Pretty much sums up this game.  Norv should get canned for being a sh*%#y coach, AJ should get canned for this O-Line.&quot;  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This guy is clearly a smart football fan.  He recognizes that letting the most dangerous defensive player in the league prance around in your backfield is not a reliable way to win a football game.  He also summarizes the state of the franchise in very short order.  Well done, sir.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;To be fair, Von Miller has made a LOT of Tackles in this league look bad.&quot;  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again, well done.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;State of the Chargers.  Be lucky to win another game this year.  That is bad. Open your eyes Spanos family.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Concise. Prophetic.  Pure gold.  Go Broncos!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;On second thought, I'm a Grumpy Old Man&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please disregard the opening to this post where I berated our community as a whole for being a bunch of Negative Nancies.  I'm going to be just that real quick.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Mr. Fox - Please grow a pair.  You have the best and smartest quarterback of all time on your roster.  When the down and distance dictate, you have to go for it.  When does the down and distance dictate this action, you ask?  Any time we're on the other side of that large logo in the middle of the field.  Don't punt.  Don't kick field goals.  And let's go ahead and throw those overstuffed advanced stats out the window.  On a purely emotional level, watch the reaction of defensive players when they give up a first down on 4th down.  It's deflating.  Now watch the offense.  It's inflating. That's Mathematics, folks.  Or maybe Science, but just don't question it.  Note: I love me some John Fox.  So complaints like this from me are like me getting after my favorite uncle for farting at the dinner table. The attacks stem from a place of love and respect.   &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Mike McCoy / &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2807/peyton-manning&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Peyton Manning&lt;/a&gt; - Here is a large beef I have with our game-plans and play-calling:  Where are the quick hit slants from our large and dynamic #1 and #2 receivers?  We have two elite-talent level wideouts running around out there, use em'.  How many times did we see Manning complete quick slant after quick slant to Wayne and Harrison in Indy?  A billion thousand times?  Where are those routes to DT and Decker?  These types of plays seem to work best in an up-tempo offense.  Which brings me around full circle to another complaint.  When has our offense looked the most confident and dangerous?   When we're running the no-huddle, hurry up offense.  Where was that yesterday?  We have to push the pace to keep defenses off kilter, we must force them to adjust to what we're doing.  On some level, I feel like our wide receiver routes are stagnant.  I don't know if that comes down to the route-running ability of the players, or the play design, or just pure good defense, but it's something I hope the team can continue to improve upon and get this unit ramped up and dominating come playoff time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. I watched the game on an extremely crappy Broncos feed connected to my TV. Thanks a bunch DirecTV for blacking out the Broncos two weeks in a row while I rely on you for my Broncos viewing pleasure.  I also fully expect to be blacked out for the third week in a row when Arrowhead fails to sell out.  Remind me why we pay $3.2 million dollars a season for this nonsense?  I have a dream, a dream that these asinine black-out and locally televised rules will evaporate as early as next season.  A luffabo can dream, can't he? &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Were a Good Bronco Yesterday: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. I've decided to put up a &quot;Reserved for Von Miller&quot; parking sign in the #1 slot for the next decade, where I will firmly place him every week.  This seems like a safe play because he has a 97.3% chance of being the best player on the field every week, league wide.  Seriously, no one is playing football at a higher level than Von right now.  He has already leap-frogged the fantastic &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131092/j-j-watt&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;J.J. Watt&lt;/a&gt; for DPOY, and should be firmly within the Top 5 in the discussion for MVP, along with our very own Peyton Manning.  To my eyes, he looks destined to break the single season record for sacks (22.5).  He has 7 sacks in the last 3 games, and that's with several close calls.  With the teams left on the schedule and the insane numbers he's been putting up as of late, approaching 30 sacks doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility.   Maybe you guys can help me here:  I've been trying to locate the single-season record for most tackles-for-loss and can't locate that number anywhere.  I feel certain that Von is already fairly close to that number, and would love to know for sure.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1309919/20121118__von-miller-broncos-philip-rivers-111812_p1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1309919/20121118__von-miller-broncos-philip-rivers-111812_p1_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;20121118__von-miller-broncos-philip-rivers-111812_p1_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Pardon me, Phyllis.  Cremation in progress.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2.  D.J Williams - We've been worried about the middle linebacker position for a while here.  Could it be that DJ is that guy?  He made a great play by knifing through the line and stopping the running back for a loss on a crucial third down.  He looks to be in shape and focused.  I saw Fox quoted this morning saying he is happy with the shape DJ is in, and it is obvious he's been working his butt off while away from the team.  With a (finally) solid supporting cast around him, I feel that we might be getting a high-level player for free.  DJ is still young and should have plenty of miles left on those tires.  Can we sit pat on the position and allow DJ and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131186/nate-irving&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Nate Irving&lt;/a&gt; to handle the Mike duties in the future?   That could be that case, and if so, it opens us up to improve the team in other areas moving forward.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3.  The rest of the defense -  Yes, Champ and Carter got burned a few times yesterday.  We can chalk some of that up to our decision to play prevent defense to close out the game, but you'd still like to see more pressure put on the receiver to make those catches.  Some of those were simply very good catches by a talented wide receiver in Denario Alexander.  Any time your team can completely dominate another for the majority of a football game, you have to give the entire unit credit.  Big Vick continues his run of impressive play.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1381/justin-bannan&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Justin Bannan&lt;/a&gt; never fails to contribute.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/154866/derek-wolfe&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Derek Wolfe&lt;/a&gt; (ecstatic to see you're OK) does work.  Even Malik Jackson applied some pressure yesterday.  Chris Harris gobbled up Eddie Royal. Woodyard was an absolute monster, as usual. Nate Irving showed some quick-twitch speed in blocking a punt, and I'm still excited to see what he can bring in the future.  Trevathan was lights out, per the usual.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71313/robert-ayers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Robert Ayers&lt;/a&gt; put in a solid performance, and I think it is safe to say that we can count on him to play high-level football for us from here on out.  Doom showed pure toughness and determination by coming into the game while still dinged up and making an impact.  That was a beautiful strip sack.   &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Since Von is one of those that likes to wear funny glasses and wear small backpacks and whatnot, why not give him one of these?  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Peyton Manning - How great is it when your quarterback has an &quot;off-day&quot; and still puts up 270 yards passing and 3 TD's?  This great: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;5. DT - For yet another gorgeous big man ballerina tip-toe job in the end-zone for a touchdown.  In the future, I'm going to abbreviate that last sentence and just go with that.  So, DT had yet another GBMBTTJITEZFATD.  Remember that. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Looking forward to &lt;strike&gt;the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/tampa-bay-buccaneers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Buccaneers&lt;/a&gt; game&lt;/strike&gt; next week against the Daunting Chiefs&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So that's me right there ^ with my hand raised, ready to take on the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/kansas-city-chiefs&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Kansas City Chiefs&lt;/a&gt;!  Seriously, I feel like I could step in and contribute next week.  I once ran a 6.7 40, and regularly bench press 135 pounds over 15 times!  That's a big plate on either side of a big metal bar, folks!   I mean, these guys are bad.  Like, goodness gracious let them pack it in and go home bad.  So bad, their own fans are &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Chiefs-fans-wear-black-to-show-frustrations.html&quot;&gt;turning into&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/oakland-raiders&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Raiders&lt;/a&gt; fans.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To top it all off, their coach looks like this: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;And makes in-game adjustments at about the same pace that big guy would.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As has become my habit, I will now enter the mind of a Chiefs &quot;player&quot; and prognosticate what happens next week. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week, it's Right Tackle Eric Winston, who looks like this: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&quot;OK, here we go.  This Von Miller is pretty intense, I've got to bring my A-Game.  Solid base, good feet, slow him down with a hand-punch and then control his movement.  Ride him outside, and don't fall for...&quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thought interrupted, Winston turns around to see whoever is playing quarterback that day lying in a supine and pretzel-like position in the backfield, with Von Miller doing some crazed chicken-dance over his twitching body.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Wait, wait, wait, how did he get back there? Is he Neo?  That's OK, we'll just rotate in our next horiffiocre (that's a mix of horrendous and mediocre, Eric's a clever guy, I found out) signal-caller and go from there.  OK, Stanzi, let's do this.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Winston breaks the huddle, enters his stance, and looks up to find &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2920/elvis-dumervil&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Elvis Dumervil&lt;/a&gt; instead of Von standing across from him.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;TIMEOUT!  What is this madness?  I can't be expected to deal with this guy too!  They need to send me a tight end to chip these guys, and a running back behind me as extra support.  This is like an AA meeting, I need constant and steady support out here in these situations!&quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By the time Romeo waddles out to discuss things with Winston and let him know that it's OK for a right tackle to call timeouts because they most assuredly had good intentions, the timeout is already winding down to an end and they're back at the line of scrimmage in what felt like a fleeting 13 seconds.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Crap, I didn't have a chance to tell Coach that I need 2 extra blockers on my side.  Oh well, I got this, I'm a big old guy.  Dumervil, let's see what you've got.&quot;  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After being run over by a bull-rush from Dumervil, pushed back and on top of his own quarterback for a sack, Winston finds the strength to stand up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;This is my nightmare!  This is my nightmare!  How can I get out of this?  That was two plays, I can't possibly keep doing this for an entire game.&quot; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Light-bulb thought bubble ignited, Winston unexpectedly flops to the ground, flailing and alternately grabbing at knees, ankles, and elbows in apparent pain and serious injury.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Is this working?  I sure hope so... It looks like DJ Williams is standing next to Von where I should be.  Yeah, I'm done.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sounds about right to me!  Go get em' boys!&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2012/11/16/3656416/von-miller-52-in-nfls-top-100-of-12</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2012 01:09:55 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class=&quot;link-title&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5lmV1p5KLg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Von Miller #52 in NFL's Top 100 of&amp;nbsp;'12&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;description&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Y'all might have seen this already, I had not, and randomly found it on the Youtubes. Fun video with some funny stuff from Clady, and Champ being awesome as usual. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It is easy to forget that he was a rookie last season.  Seeing Champ coach him up by getting after him to turn it up or letting him know that penalties are bad was fun to see.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>JR Smith gets it now... Great.</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:13:50 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class=&quot;link-title&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/8637022/jr-smith-new-york-knicks-cutting-back-nightlife&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;JR Smith gets it now...&amp;nbsp;Great.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;description&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Apparently JR Smith is working hard and not playing like a bonehead anymore.  Too bad he was a few years late on that one...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;He credits the coaching staff for constantly being on his case and spurring him to be more professional.  Can we place some blame on GK for this?  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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  &lt;p&gt;Howdy, folks!  Been a while!  As usual, I miss you all dearly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Feel free to call me a front-runner as it seems I only post after we do something awesome.  This is only coincidence, however, as working full time along with school, eating and cooking right while working out strenuously to stay Luffabo sexy have been eating up most of my time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyways, I've had some thoughts bouncing around in this noggin' of mine since Peyton came on board and have been wanting to get it all out.  So, here goes!  As usual, I'll try to stay away from topics that have been harped on ad nauseum already (translation: I won't talk too much about Peyton).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rumble with me to Luff Land, once again!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Oh when the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/new-orleans-saints&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Saints&lt;/a&gt;, Oh when the Saints, Oh when the Saints come Marching innnnnnnnn!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They get creamed.  Goodness gracious was that fantastic or what?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Team effort, from top to bottom.  Game balls to everyone.  I have to admit that I was fairly worried about the game last night.  I always worry about rust and complacency coming off a bye, playing a downtrodden but dangerous team at home.  Our defense, specifically the secondary, had not shown the ability to shut down elite passing attacks until last night.  They did that in spades.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The defensive game plan was solid.  And we're starting to see the true benefit of having the ability to bring consistent pressure on the quarterback while only rushing four guys.  When you can send extra men into coverage because Doom, Wolfe, Vickerson, Von &amp; Co. can bring enough heat to hurry up the play for the quarterback, everything gets easier.  And starting with the second half against San Diego, we've seen how good our defense can be when that happens.  While they didn't compile their usual gaudy statistics, Von and Elvis were nevertheless omnipresent as per their usual.  We are starting to see offenses truly respect what those guys are capable of, and we're starting to see the rest of the defense benefit from that respect and attention.  Teams feel forced to double team both Von and Elvis these days, and they're both so damn good they can still bring pressure against those double teams.  Ditto for Wolfe.  His impact may not be obvious via stats and advanced metrics (And ProFootballFocus and their well-documented stats for Wolfe as one of the worst graded defenders in the league can plain kiss my ass.  The dude is a baller and a pest to every team he's gone against so far.  Dirty work doesn't show up in silly stats, always remember that.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Back to the point, our secondary is playing better... everyone can see this.  This is happening because our front is finally capable of bringing consistent pressure and also stopping the run with less guys... freeing up the secondary to both play with more numbers and better confidence.  It's a recipe for success, and a recipe that should continue to get more complicated and continue to improve.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My biggest wish for this off-season?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That JDR comes back for at least one more year as our D-Coordinator.  I can already see the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/philadelphia-eagles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Eagles&lt;/a&gt; or the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/kansas-city-chiefs&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chiefs&lt;/a&gt; or someone prying him away from us for their head coaching position, and I vote we make a resolution to collectively say, &quot;you'll have to pry him from our cold, dead fingers!&quot;.  If he is tempted to leave, I say we pay him near head coach money to keep him here.  With the potential of this team going forward, I hope Del Rio recognizes the opportunity to be part of something special and sticks with us.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Luff Luvins'&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm just going to pass some luv along to players that I think deserve it, in random fashion, of course.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He's a hot topic nowadays, so I'll keep it brief.  I &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/5/26/1487799/luff-rumblings-part-deux#storyjump&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;&quot;&gt;called&lt;/a&gt; this one a while back, and since I'm so often wrong (like I was in supporting the McDaniels regime, for instance) I feel the need to brag shamelessly when I get something right. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/109086/demaryius-thomas&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Demaryius Thomas&lt;/a&gt; is quickly turning into one of the best in the game.  The announcer picked it out last night, but DT's route-running and &quot;secondary receiver skills&quot; are starting to catch up to his enormous potential.  If he continues on this trend of improving the little things and truly unleashing his physical talent... WATCH OUT WORLD.  This guy could be considered THE elite receiver in the league by as early as next year.  1,500 yards and around 15 touchdowns are not out of the equation, in my opinion.  And since I called him out a little bit ago, I will give him thanks all the same... Thank you Josh McDaniels for drafting DT over &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108619/dez-bryant&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Dez Bryant&lt;/a&gt;.  I will always be thankful to you for that, if nothing else.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the really, really exciting part is that Decker is just about as good.  Mr. MF'in Manning is no doubt ecstatic at his choice to join our team.  He's got a better O-line than I ever remember him having in Indy, receivers who should be on par or better than the stellar Wayne/Harrison combo by next year, a deep and impressive stable of tight ends, and a strong group of running backs.  What else could he ask for?  Nothing, really.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131108/virgil-green&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Virgil Green&lt;/a&gt;.  I see you.  Keep doing those big-boy ballerina type things.  You'll be doing just fine.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/155118/danny-trevathan&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Danny Trevathan&lt;/a&gt;.  This guy has a nose for the ball, and reminds me of our very own &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/34982/wesley-woodyard&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Wesley Woodyard&lt;/a&gt; (Can someone clear this up for me?  Why in the world would his last name be pronounced Wood-Yard?  Shouldn't it be Woodyerd? Always drives me nuts).  Just like young Wesley, Trevathan is one of those guys who seems to have that ability to get himself into a play and make things happen.  We saw him make tackles last night and do a pretty damn good job in coverage.  Which is precisely what we've been lacking for years from our linebacking corps.  I see nothing but good things coming from him in the future, undersized or not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The entire secondary.  Champ, you are and always will be a super stud.  Feel free to rock orange n' blue till you're 54, you'll still be able to cover these sorry saps.  His judo throw (regardless of the fact that he threw the guy the wrong way) was just pure badassery. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/78002/tony-carter&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tony Carter&lt;/a&gt; and Chris Harris.  Good gravy you boys are bringing it!  Blanket cover skills, tackling ability, big plays, all the sudden you two are the truth.  Preach on, brothas. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/130867/rahim-moore&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Rahim Moore&lt;/a&gt; is doing good things.  He's excellent coming up and making stops in the run game and especially when plays make it out to the flat.  He sniffs and snuffs those out like Roseanne in pursuit of a cupcake.  I was worried we'd wasted another high draft pick on a cut-bound safety with his demotion last season, but he has improved and is playing at a very high level right now.  Between he and Carter, if he can return healthy, we should be in good shape at the safety position for years to come (this is becoming a recurring theme at most position groups on the team. which is just about the best thing possible).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Big Vick.  This guy is absolutely crushing it right now.  I think it was in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/san-diego-chargers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chargers&lt;/a&gt; game that he recognized a screen play, got on his horse and ran directly down the line of scrimmage to single-handedly blow up that play.  He's playing smarter and harder than he has in the past, and he's been instrumental in the good performances the D has been making as of late.  Carry on big man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Of course, Wesley Woodyard.  He should be (and I'll be pissed if he's not) considered our current and future starting Will linebacker.  He plays with ferocity, instinct, smarts, and passion.  He's making leaping interceptions, wreaking havoc on quarterbacks, tackling ball-carriers.  His speed is a weapon (reminds me of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2929/ian-gold&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ian Gold&lt;/a&gt;).  The organization (over at least 2 significant regime changes) has done a fantastic job of developing him over the years.  Of course, most of the credit goes to Wesley and his hard work and determination.  One of my favorite Broncos for years now. Do your thing!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Getting Ahead of Myself...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By looking at the '13 draft for the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt; and what I feel we should go after to improve the team.  Yeah, I know, it's early... sue me.  I can't help myself!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So... the way I see it, we have some needs.  I feel like the biggest one (if this surprises you, slap yourself and everyone around you in the face) is middle linebacker.  I would love to see our front office break the bank to do everything necessary to draft the outstanding one from Notre Dame, Manti Te'o.  Since we'll be picking at 32 we will need to move up a ways to nab him.  I don't care, trade the whole draft and do it.  If we can field a starting linebacking corps (With an awesome group of backups in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131186/nate-irving&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Nate Irving&lt;/a&gt;, Danny Trevathan, and DJ Williams) of Woodyard, Te'o, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131195/von-miller&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Von Miller&lt;/a&gt; next season, dear god... I reckon that's plain unfair.  He would shore up our weakness in stopping the run up the middle and provide an athletic presence in the middle of the field to snuff out any funny stuff.  Mr. Legend (#7), please make this happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Plus, he is Samoan.  And we all know &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/3/25/1390585/drafting-warriors-with-flying-hair#storyjump&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #ffffff;&quot;&gt;that Samoans kick ass.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Elsewhere, I think spending significant resources at both offensive line (with hopes of building significant depth) and the defensive line will of course prove fruitful.  The way this team is taking shape, we should be in position to finally make some luxury picks.  I think a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131129/randall-cobb&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Randall Cobb&lt;/a&gt;/&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3092/devin-hester&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Devin Hester&lt;/a&gt;/&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3032/darren-sproles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Darren Sproles&lt;/a&gt; type of player is in order.  A guy who can take over in the return game and also contribute as a slot receiver would be much welcomed.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bungal Bashing&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's how I see next weeks game playing out, from the mind of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/130796/andy-dalton&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Andy Dalton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&quot;Allright, first and 10 from the 20, 15:00 left in the first quarter.  I've got the whole game to show these chumps what the Red Rifle is all about.  They won't even know what hit em'!  I wonder if they've noticed that the color of my hair matches my uniform?  If they have, I bet they're impressed... impressed and intimidated.  Dammit Andy, focus! Red Rifle, what a cool nickname... Andy, focus! &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;OK, here we go.  I'm gonna get this thing rolling with a nice one to AJ.  No one can stop AJ.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2906/champ-bailey&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Champ Bailey&lt;/a&gt; is old enough to be my Dad, I'm pretty sure.  Ooooh lookie he's coming open, here I go, RED ROCKET THROW!  Schwattt!   &amp;^&amp;$$##@!  How the hell did he catch that?  AJ? Where were you?  You were there, my throw was Red Rifle sexy and that guy came flying from behind you and snatched it away!  He's like 45 years old, come on!  Okay, you're good. Next series, I got this.  I'll just stay away from Champ.  His moniker don't lie, apparently. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Allright D, tighten up here.  Peyton is a legend and all that, but he's also old as hell.  They can't have two guys defying time on their team, amiright?  Andy, amiright?  You're right Andy.  Uhhh guys, I think the scoreboard is broken... I just keep seeing first and 10 flashing over and over again?  A few things I learned in those 43 seconds it took the Broncos to score on us.  1.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1884/willis-mcgahee&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Willis McGahee&lt;/a&gt; is capable of carrying many men over ridiculously long distances.  2.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71200/rey-maualuga&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Rey Maualuga&lt;/a&gt; is supposed to be Samoan and bad ass... what happened?  3.  I wish I had DT instead of AJ.  He might stand a better chance against Champ.  4. Peyton's hair doesn't match the color of their uniforms, how is he still looking so good and dominating so hard?  5. I want my Mommy  6.  What in the hell?  Brandon Stokely is still in the league?  Catching TD's at such an advanced age?  Apparently the Rockies are the fountain of youth.  Who knew? &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;OK, it's time to dig deep Andy.   POWER TO THE ROJOS!   We're only down 7, we're at home, we've got this.  Just need to settle in and get things rolling.  OK, yeah, good call Jay Gruden, let's get the run game going a bit and then we'll open em' up downfield.  Allright, Ben-Joo-Jah-Green-What's-your-name?  Go get em' hyphen!  Right up the gut!   What, he's dead?  No way!  He's just a little safety!  How could Rahim Moore actually kill someone by run-blitzing up the middle and spearing him in the gut?  Stupendous, my guys are dying now.  Is my face red now too?  Allright, man's game, Andy... Man's game, sometimes people die.  Keep plugging, no fear... no fear...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Ready, set, hut!  Allright, little Andrew Hawkins is going to snag this good looking little bubble screen pass I'm going to send his way and take it to the house!  They can't match his little man speed!  Wait, Dear God!  Dumervil is coming, runnnnn!  Ah!  Von Miller!  Noooooooooooooooooooooo!&quot; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sadly, that was the last thought ever thunk from the immortal Red Rifle.  May he rest in peace.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yikes, I hate it when I get carried away like that...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Welp, since I wrote this in company time (hehe), I may as well call it a day, lest someone get angry and do something rash, like fire me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Until next time, MHR!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Howdy, folks!  Been a while!  As usual, I miss you all dearly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Feel free to call me a front-runner as it seems I only post after we do something awesome.  This is only coincidence, however, as working full time along with school, eating and cooking right while working out strenuously to stay Luffabo sexy have been eating up most of my time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyways, I've had some thoughts bouncing around in this noggin' of mine since Peyton came on board and have been wanting to get it all out.  So, here goes!  As usual, I'll try to stay away from topics that have been harped on ad nauseum already (translation: I won't talk too much about Peyton).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rumble with me to Luff Land, once again!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Oh when the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/new-orleans-saints&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Saints&lt;/a&gt;, Oh when the Saints, Oh when the Saints come Marching innnnnnnnn!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They get creamed.  Goodness gracious was that fantastic or what?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Team effort, from top to bottom.  Game balls to everyone.  I have to admit that I was fairly worried about the game last night.  I always worry about rust and complacency coming off a bye, playing a downtrodden but dangerous team at home.  Our defense, specifically the secondary, had not shown the ability to shut down elite passing attacks until last night.  They did that in spades.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The defensive game plan was solid.  And we're starting to see the true benefit of having the ability to bring consistent pressure on the quarterback while only rushing four guys.  When you can send extra men into coverage because Doom, Wolfe, Vickerson, Von &amp; Co. can bring enough heat to hurry up the play for the quarterback, everything gets easier.  And starting with the second half against San Diego, we've seen how good our defense can be when that happens.  While they didn't compile their usual gaudy statistics, Von and Elvis were nevertheless omnipresent as per their usual.  We are starting to see offenses truly respect what those guys are capable of, and we're starting to see the rest of the defense benefit from that respect and attention.  Teams feel forced to double team both Von and Elvis these days, and they're both so damn good they can still bring pressure against those double teams.  Ditto for Wolfe.  His impact may not be obvious via stats and advanced metrics (And ProFootballFocus and their well-documented stats for Wolfe as one of the worst graded defenders in the league can plain kiss my ass.  The dude is a baller and a pest to every team he's gone against so far.  Dirty work doesn't show up in silly stats, always remember that.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Back to the point, our secondary is playing better... everyone can see this.  This is happening because our front is finally capable of bringing consistent pressure and also stopping the run with less guys... freeing up the secondary to both play with more numbers and better confidence.  It's a recipe for success, and a recipe that should continue to get more complicated and continue to improve.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My biggest wish for this off-season?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That JDR comes back for at least one more year as our D-Coordinator.  I can already see the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/philadelphia-eagles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Eagles&lt;/a&gt; or the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/kansas-city-chiefs&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chiefs&lt;/a&gt; or someone prying him away from us for their head coaching position, and I vote we make a resolution to collectively say, &quot;you'll have to pry him from our cold, dead fingers!&quot;.  If he is tempted to leave, I say we pay him near head coach money to keep him here.  With the potential of this team going forward, I hope Del Rio recognizes the opportunity to be part of something special and sticks with us.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Luff Luvins'&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm just going to pass some luv along to players that I think deserve it, in random fashion, of course.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He's a hot topic nowadays, so I'll keep it brief.  I &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/5/26/1487799/luff-rumblings-part-deux#storyjump&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;&quot;&gt;called&lt;/a&gt; this one a while back, and since I'm so often wrong (like I was in supporting the McDaniels regime, for instance) I feel the need to brag shamelessly when I get something right. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/109086/demaryius-thomas&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Demaryius Thomas&lt;/a&gt; is quickly turning into one of the best in the game.  The announcer picked it out last night, but DT's route-running and &quot;secondary receiver skills&quot; are starting to catch up to his enormous potential.  If he continues on this trend of improving the little things and truly unleashing his physical talent... WATCH OUT WORLD.  This guy could be considered THE elite receiver in the league by as early as next year.  1,500 yards and around 15 touchdowns are not out of the equation, in my opinion.  And since I called him out a little bit ago, I will give him thanks all the same... Thank you Josh McDaniels for drafting DT over &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108619/dez-bryant&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Dez Bryant&lt;/a&gt;.  I will always be thankful to you for that, if nothing else.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the really, really exciting part is that Decker is just about as good.  Mr. MF'in Manning is no doubt ecstatic at his choice to join our team.  He's got a better O-line than I ever remember him having in Indy, receivers who should be on par or better than the stellar Wayne/Harrison combo by next year, a deep and impressive stable of tight ends, and a strong group of running backs.  What else could he ask for?  Nothing, really.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131108/virgil-green&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Virgil Green&lt;/a&gt;.  I see you.  Keep doing those big-boy ballerina type things.  You'll be doing just fine.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/155118/danny-trevathan&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Danny Trevathan&lt;/a&gt;.  This guy has a nose for the ball, and reminds me of our very own &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/34982/wesley-woodyard&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Wesley Woodyard&lt;/a&gt; (Can someone clear this up for me?  Why in the world would his last name be pronounced Wood-Yard?  Shouldn't it be Woodyerd? Always drives me nuts).  Just like young Wesley, Trevathan is one of those guys who seems to have that ability to get himself into a play and make things happen.  We saw him make tackles last night and do a pretty damn good job in coverage.  Which is precisely what we've been lacking for years from our linebacking corps.  I see nothing but good things coming from him in the future, undersized or not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The entire secondary.  Champ, you are and always will be a super stud.  Feel free to rock orange n' blue till you're 54, you'll still be able to cover these sorry saps.  His judo throw (regardless of the fact that he threw the guy the wrong way) was just pure badassery. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/78002/tony-carter&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tony Carter&lt;/a&gt; and Chris Harris.  Good gravy you boys are bringing it!  Blanket cover skills, tackling ability, big plays, all the sudden you two are the truth.  Preach on, brothas. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/130867/rahim-moore&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Rahim Moore&lt;/a&gt; is doing good things.  He's excellent coming up and making stops in the run game and especially when plays make it out to the flat.  He sniffs and snuffs those out like Roseanne in pursuit of a cupcake.  I was worried we'd wasted another high draft pick on a cut-bound safety with his demotion last season, but he has improved and is playing at a very high level right now.  Between he and Carter, if he can return healthy, we should be in good shape at the safety position for years to come (this is becoming a recurring theme at most position groups on the team. which is just about the best thing possible).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Big Vick.  This guy is absolutely crushing it right now.  I think it was in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/san-diego-chargers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chargers&lt;/a&gt; game that he recognized a screen play, got on his horse and ran directly down the line of scrimmage to single-handedly blow up that play.  He's playing smarter and harder than he has in the past, and he's been instrumental in the good performances the D has been making as of late.  Carry on big man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Of course, Wesley Woodyard.  He should be (and I'll be pissed if he's not) considered our current and future starting Will linebacker.  He plays with ferocity, instinct, smarts, and passion.  He's making leaping interceptions, wreaking havoc on quarterbacks, tackling ball-carriers.  His speed is a weapon (reminds me of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2929/ian-gold&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ian Gold&lt;/a&gt;).  The organization (over at least 2 significant regime changes) has done a fantastic job of developing him over the years.  Of course, most of the credit goes to Wesley and his hard work and determination.  One of my favorite Broncos for years now. Do your thing!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Getting Ahead of Myself...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By looking at the '13 draft for the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt; and what I feel we should go after to improve the team.  Yeah, I know, it's early... sue me.  I can't help myself!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So... the way I see it, we have some needs.  I feel like the biggest one (if this surprises you, slap yourself and everyone around you in the face) is middle linebacker.  I would love to see our front office break the bank to do everything necessary to draft the outstanding one from Notre Dame, Manti Te'o.  Since we'll be picking at 32 we will need to move up a ways to nab him.  I don't care, trade the whole draft and do it.  If we can field a starting linebacking corps (With an awesome group of backups in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131186/nate-irving&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Nate Irving&lt;/a&gt;, Danny Trevathan, and DJ Williams) of Woodyard, Te'o, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131195/von-miller&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Von Miller&lt;/a&gt; next season, dear god... I reckon that's plain unfair.  He would shore up our weakness in stopping the run up the middle and provide an athletic presence in the middle of the field to snuff out any funny stuff.  Mr. Legend (#7), please make this happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Plus, he is Samoan.  And we all know &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/3/25/1390585/drafting-warriors-with-flying-hair#storyjump&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #ffffff;&quot;&gt;that Samoans kick ass.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Elsewhere, I think spending significant resources at both offensive line (with hopes of building significant depth) and the defensive line will of course prove fruitful.  The way this team is taking shape, we should be in position to finally make some luxury picks.  I think a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131129/randall-cobb&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Randall Cobb&lt;/a&gt;/&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3092/devin-hester&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Devin Hester&lt;/a&gt;/&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3032/darren-sproles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Darren Sproles&lt;/a&gt; type of player is in order.  A guy who can take over in the return game and also contribute as a slot receiver would be much welcomed.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bungal Bashing&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's how I see next weeks game playing out, from the mind of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/130796/andy-dalton&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Andy Dalton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&quot;Allright, first and 10 from the 20, 15:00 left in the first quarter.  I've got the whole game to show these chumps what the Red Rifle is all about.  They won't even know what hit em'!  I wonder if they've noticed that the color of my hair matches my uniform?  If they have, I bet they're impressed... impressed and intimidated.  Dammit Andy, focus! Red Rifle, what a cool nickname... Andy, focus! &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;OK, here we go.  I'm gonna get this thing rolling with a nice one to AJ.  No one can stop AJ.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2906/champ-bailey&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Champ Bailey&lt;/a&gt; is old enough to be my Dad, I'm pretty sure.  Ooooh lookie he's coming open, here I go, RED ROCKET THROW!  Schwattt!   &amp;^&amp;$$##@!  How the hell did he catch that?  AJ? Where were you?  You were there, my throw was Red Rifle sexy and that guy came flying from behind you and snatched it away!  He's like 45 years old, come on!  Okay, you're good. Next series, I got this.  I'll just stay away from Champ.  His moniker don't lie, apparently. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Allright D, tighten up here.  Peyton is a legend and all that, but he's also old as hell.  They can't have two guys defying time on their team, amiright?  Andy, amiright?  You're right Andy.  Uhhh guys, I think the scoreboard is broken... I just keep seeing first and 10 flashing over and over again?  A few things I learned in those 43 seconds it took the Broncos to score on us.  1.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1884/willis-mcgahee&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Willis McGahee&lt;/a&gt; is capable of carrying many men over ridiculously long distances.  2.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71200/rey-maualuga&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Rey Maualuga&lt;/a&gt; is supposed to be Samoan and bad ass... what happened?  3.  I wish I had DT instead of AJ.  He might stand a better chance against Champ.  4. Peyton's hair doesn't match the color of their uniforms, how is he still looking so good and dominating so hard?  5. I want my Mommy  6.  What in the hell?  Brandon Stokely is still in the league?  Catching TD's at such an advanced age?  Apparently the Rockies are the fountain of youth.  Who knew? &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;OK, it's time to dig deep Andy.   POWER TO THE ROJOS!   We're only down 7, we're at home, we've got this.  Just need to settle in and get things rolling.  OK, yeah, good call Jay Gruden, let's get the run game going a bit and then we'll open em' up downfield.  Allright, Ben-Joo-Jah-Green-What's-your-name?  Go get em' hyphen!  Right up the gut!   What, he's dead?  No way!  He's just a little safety!  How could Rahim Moore actually kill someone by run-blitzing up the middle and spearing him in the gut?  Stupendous, my guys are dying now.  Is my face red now too?  Allright, man's game, Andy... Man's game, sometimes people die.  Keep plugging, no fear... no fear...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Ready, set, hut!  Allright, little Andrew Hawkins is going to snag this good looking little bubble screen pass I'm going to send his way and take it to the house!  They can't match his little man speed!  Wait, Dear God!  Dumervil is coming, runnnnn!  Ah!  Von Miller!  Noooooooooooooooooooooo!&quot; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sadly, that was the last thought ever thunk from the immortal Red Rifle.  May he rest in peace.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yikes, I hate it when I get carried away like that...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Welp, since I wrote this in company time (hehe), I may as well call it a day, lest someone get angry and do something rash, like fire me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Until next time, MHR!&lt;/p&gt;




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      &lt;h5&gt;Absolutely.  He's the last piece of the puzzle in bringing back the true Orange Crush. &lt;/h5&gt;
      &lt;div class=&quot;poll_option_bar&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;vote_count&quot;&gt;23&lt;/span&gt; votes&lt;/div&gt;
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      &lt;h5&gt;Negative.  I'm silly and think we need an impact running back or defensive linemen.  See what I did there? &lt;/h5&gt;
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      <title>Luff Rumblings, VVVVV.</title>
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      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:07:37 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;As in, the Flying V's.  As in, five Dubbyas in a row.  Victorious?  Yep, lined up five of em', knocked em' all down.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In this edition, we're going to gag on some Goodman, dig on some Dawkins, and get all Aquarius with Demaryius (I realize that makes no sense, but what the hell else am I supposed to rhyme with Demaryius?).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rumble with me to Luff Land, once again...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As in, the Flying V's.  As in, five Dubbyas in a row.  Victorious?  Yep, lined up five of em', knocked em' all down.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In this edition, we're going to gag on some Goodman, dig on some Dawkins, and get all Aquarius with Demaryius (I realize that makes no sense, but what the hell else am I supposed to rhyme with Demaryius?).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rumble with me to Luff Land, once again...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Yesssssssssssss Demaryius!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You looked like the monster I know you can be, sir, keep that goodness up!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Take a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.milehighreport.com/2011/12/5/2613529/tim-tebow-denver-broncos-chicago-bears#storyjump&quot;&gt;gander&lt;/a&gt; again at DT's second touchdown... the one where Tebows' palm gloriously proclaimed &quot;GET OFF ME!&quot; to a linebackers' face before the other palm threw a dart to DT, who promptly trampled the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/minnesota-vikings&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Vikings&lt;/a&gt; on his way to pay dirt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Watch the part where he jukes that safety to near death.  He did the splits!  A guy that big should not be able to juke someone like that.  It should be illegal.  &quot;If you weigh 230+ pounds and can move like that... you are illegal.  It's not fair to anyone else, so... ILLEGAL!&quot;  Also notice how tacklers want no part of Mr. Thomas (big) with a full head of steam.  Love it.  LOVE. IT.  It was easier to account for the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Broncos&lt;/a&gt; on offense when Decker was the only one making plays.  With another major receiving threat in the fold, it becomes a whole lot easier to defend these guys.  Can't roll extra coverage to Decker any more because of Thomas.  Can't send the coverage to Thomas, Decker will get open.  Can't leave nine guys in the box to defend the run game if you've got two legitimate receiving threats operating at a high level.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love the way this is shaping up.  Every week, we add a new wrinkle to the offense; introduce a new weapon.  Eventually, if things keep going this way, teams won't know what to do to defend us.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;LUFF'S BOLD PREDICTION OF THE WEEK: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/130922/julius-thomas&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Julius Thomas&lt;/a&gt; is the next guy to step it up and have a huge game.  I'm thinking 80 yards and 1 touchdown on 5+ catches.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, I want you to hit replay on that very same play.  Did you notice anything hilarious towards the end there?  You missed the fat guy ballerinas?  After DT crosses the goal line, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1133/daniel-fells&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Daniel Fells&lt;/a&gt; pushes down a defender.  In perfect unison, jump-and jump-and jump... &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2939/chris-kuper&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chris Kuper&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/130996/orlando-franklin&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Orlando Franklin&lt;/a&gt;, and then &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108527/zane-beadles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Zane Beadles&lt;/a&gt; prance over that very same defender.  That's got to be the funniest thing I've seen all year.  Light on their feet, those fat guys of ours.  :)  I think we should make up a funny ballerina-related nickname for the O-line and just call them that from now on.  I know, me and my nicknames.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Speaking of the big fat guys... They deserve some insane props right now.  They are playing some great football.  They're crushing people in the run game, and protecting Timmy when we're hucking it.  Orlando Franklin has been catching some flak all year... his skills in the run game are recognized, but the general consensus is that he isn't good enough in pass protection to remain our long-term starter at right tackle.  A move to guard to replace Zane Beadles looked to be in the cards.  Now, I'm not so sure.  In Bewsafs' awesome &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.milehighreport.com/2011/12/6/2615313/denver-broncos-vs-vikings-breaking-down-the-o-line-film&quot;&gt;Breaking Down the O-Line Film&lt;/a&gt;, we can see that he posted a solid 91% grade in run blocking, and a line-best 95% in pass blocking.  He seems to improve every week, he is ginormous, and a ballerina.  Not so fast, boys, he might be the answer at right tackle after all!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Same goes for Zane Beadles.  He is improving every game.  Remember this is only his second year, he can still get better.  I love him as a pulling guard in the run game, and he got it done in pass pro last week.  Kuper continues to play well as the true anchor of our offensive line.  Major kudos to you Chris.  Clady is playing well, albeit with a strange run of penalties.  The second Clady returns to form as the single best tackle in the world, big head and huge shoulders above the rest, as opposed to just really good (as he is playing now), we'll be in even better shape.  I can also appreciate the work that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/35048/chris-clark&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chris Clark&lt;/a&gt; has been doing.  He's been moving people around out there.  We might not be quite as devoid of depth on the line as we thought.  On an aside, it's a miracle that we haven't had any injuries on the O-line.  Miraculous!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh oh, I almost forgot to gloat!  As far as I'm concerned, I should brag about making good calls whenever they happen, because those happy times are few and far between. Here's what I said in my piece last week before the game...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;I'd also like to see the near invisible &lt;a href=&quot;../../nfl/players/109086/demaryius-thomas&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Demaryius Thomas&lt;/a&gt; get some more looks.  There's no reason a guy of his size and talent  shouldn't be able to dominate some pretty bad corners in this one.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whoop whoop, Luff predictions!  Giving out free palm readings daily!  I also said in that piece we were going to blow out the Vikings... but a wins a win, amiright?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;strike&gt;Good&lt;/strike&gt;man. Make that Badman.  Atrociousman.  Sitandwatchman. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Frankly, and I hate to dig on Broncos, but &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2507/andre-goodman&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Andre Goodman&lt;/a&gt; had a horrific game on Sunday.  He got routinely whipped by sub-par receivers, badly.  I managed to rip every limb off the rip-apart referee doll when he took an outside technique 10 yards deep on the outside receiver, effectively giving him a long inside slant completion on 3rd and 16.  Good for about 20, first down.  SCHWATTTTT!?!$%???&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have two bad knees, weigh 165 pounds (a very svelte, super sexy 165 lbs, I might add), only played corner for a few years, and am not in any way a professional athlete, and I could have covered that receiver better than Andre Goodman did on that play.  Out of sheer effort, I could have positioned my body between that receiver and the first down line at some point during that play, slowing him down enough so the linebackers and safeties could get there and take him down before the marker.  I friggin' guarantee it.  I saw terrible play from him all game, a problem which was compounded upon by poor effort.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Life without Von&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is nowhere near as fun as life with Von.  It was pretty apparent that our defense is not the same without &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131195/von-miller&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Von Miller&lt;/a&gt; back there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1872/mario-haggan&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Mario Haggan&lt;/a&gt; did a more than solid job in replacing him, but he is most definitely not the same player.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is an average defense without him, and an extremely dangerous one with him.  He's that good.  He takes up so much attention, and puts so much fear into the entire offense, that the rest of the defense is improved because of his presence.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The End&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Welp... I wrote all that above on Monday and Tuesday, with the intention of having it finished days ago.  However, things happened, and then the rest of the piece didn't happen.  So now, I'm clicking publish at 2:40 AM... Didn't have a chance to edit it either... so don't sue me for any errors. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As for the game tomorrow... we got this.  GO BRONCOS!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;



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      <title>Luff Rumblings, the Ill Edition</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2011/11/30/2596510/luff-rumblings-the-ill-edition</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 18:11:33 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;As in, I am extremely sick and feel like Phyllis Rivers did after the game.  Awful.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So there's my built-in excuse; if I sound even more discombobulated and random than usual, it's because I feel like crud and barely remember my own name.  But since I can't force myself to sleep any longer, I figured I'd put fingies to keyboard and throw down some thoughts. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let's roll!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;As in, I am extremely sick and feel like Phyllis Rivers did after the game.  Awful.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So there's my built-in excuse; if I sound even more discombobulated and random than usual, it's because I feel like crud and barely remember my own name.  But since I can't force myself to sleep any longer, I figured I'd put fingies to keyboard and throw down some thoughts. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let's roll!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Von the Don... Von the Vindicator... Von the Voluptuous... Von the Vagabond... Von the Vampire... &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Von the Vanquisher?  Good golly, this guy is damn near impossible to affix with a nickname.  All I know is, &quot;Miller Time&quot; sucks, and I hate it.  Comparing our monster rookie to a piss poor beer slogan is not only degrading to him, but to our abilities as a fan base to come up with nicknames.  Please, MHR, let's be the harbingers of good and come up with something suitable for him, and make that dang thing stick! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm kind of partial to &quot;The Vampire&quot;.  As in, he sucks all the life out of the opposing quarterback... and he's very scary.  Vampires are kind of overdone these days though, so it has that working against it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyways, I just felt the need to brag on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131195/von-miller&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Von Miller&lt;/a&gt; some more.  At this point, I don't think there is another player in the league I would trade for him straight up.  And I'm serious about that.  If you told me we could trade Von Miller for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1653/tom-brady&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tom Brady&lt;/a&gt; right now, I'd say &quot;meh&quot;, and then go buy my Miller jersey.  A young Tom Brady or Peyton?  Absolutely.  At their age right now?  Negative.  If you told me we could trade Miller for the #1 pick in the upcoming draft so we could get Luck... I'd say, &quot;Good luck with that!&quot;, and go buy my dog a Von the Valorous jersey as well. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think this guy is special, transcendent, even.  I think he even outdoes the &quot;once in a generation&quot; tagline.  I think he's a &quot;once in the history of the league&quot; type of talent.  I will be completely unsurprised if his name is mentioned in the same breath as Lawrence Taylor, Dick Butkus, and all the other greats as one of the best defenders to ever play the game. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This guy is such an amazing combination of power, speed, smarts, football drive, and everything else that I am more pumped for him being a Bronco than any other player, ever.  He makes plays that I've never seen be made.  Remember the one from last Sunday where he was double teamed by two guys, split the double team and made the tackle, looking fluid as hell and like it was as easy as pie (pecan)?  I don't know who else makes that play.  Or the spin move sack? Freeney is the only other who does things like that.  And as sublime as his pass-rushing and ability to stop the run is, let's remember that this guy can operate in space too.  Remember when he was 30 yards down the field making that tackle that a safety should have made?  Yep, that's once in a lifetime talent, for sure.  Or when he popped Rivers right before he threw and the ball squirted 20 yards downfield?  I watched Von hit Rivers, then the camera angle followed the ball downfield... as you could hear the whistles blowing for an incomplete pass, and about 1.5 seconds after the hit, Von came back into the frame, picked the ball up, and started running for the end zone.  Again, the play was whistled dead, but how awesome is it when your pass rusher gets to the QB in the blink of an eye, knocks the ball out, and then gets back to the ball before anyone else even thinks of doing the same?  Extremely awesome, that's what.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Allrighty, I'm done fawning (Vonning) over him.  I'm probably over-reacting to a small sample size, but I really feel like this guy is the walking return of the Orange Crush, and with Doom opposite him, I couldn't be more giddy for the next decade of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Broncos&lt;/a&gt; football.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chill out on Champ&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I've been seeing a good amount of unnappreciation (is this a word?  I don't think so, but only Webster knows) for Champ lately, and it's pretty annoying. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's the reception totals by the guys Champ has been covering over the last 3 weeks:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/18956/dwayne-bowe&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Dwayne Bowe&lt;/a&gt; - 2 catches - 17 yards&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1606/santonio-holmes&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Santonio Holmes&lt;/a&gt; - 4 catches - 39 yards&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3003/vincent-jackson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Vincent Jackson&lt;/a&gt; - 2 catches - 25 yards&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Man, that really sucks.  He is slipping.  Let's get rid of him, pronto!  Or better yet, move him to safety where he'll magically reinvigorate his career because of a position switch.  SCHWATTT?!?!  Also, notice how I didn't write the word &quot;touchdown) in those stats.  I'm not very good at math, but I think I've got this covered.  So, over 3 games, covering three pretty damn good receivers (and usually by himself with little help), Champ gave up 8 catches for 81 yards and 0 touchdowns.  I've got my torch and pitchfork ready to storm the castle and get rid of this guy, are you with me? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm not saying we don't need to prepare for the future without Champ, because we do.  All I'm saying is, this guy is still one of the best, and we should appreciate him for 1. Staying with us when we had the worst D in the history of the world, and 2. still being a super cool cat who covers receivers better than Rosie O'Donnell covers a Thanksgiving platter. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, and here's a sidenote:  I realize he gave up at least 1 catch to other receivers during this span, the only one I can remember is to that good-looking rookie from SD, Brown.  That was a preemptive strike for all you haters out there.  :)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Random Luff Notes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/18998/dante-rosario&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Dante Rosario&lt;/a&gt; - I see you.  That catch on the sideline was Sa-Weet!  I hope we can work this guy into the passing game a little more, along with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/130922/julius-thomas&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Julius Thomas&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Willis -  Do your thing, big guy.  Your bigger, stronger, faster, and just plain betterer than I ever thought possible.  The way you carry a pile of 6 fat guys 5 yards downfield is like pure ass poetry.  It's like a superpower.  I think he's from Krypton, and he's Supermans long lost cousin, but the only super powers he got was the ability to carry a bunch of dudes on his back while he's running forward with a ball made of leather.  I bet he wishes he had laser vision and was indestructible and all, but I'll take it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Tebow - Y'all know I try to avoid talking about subjects that are beaten to death around here, but I have to show him some love.  His running skills and vision while running are second to no one.  Top-friggin'-notch.  You've been throwing some Olivia Wilde pretty passes lately too, let's just do that more often and with more consistency, and we'll be rioting in the streets of Denver sooner rather than later.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Fox/McCoy - I really get myself in a tizzy over game management and offensive play-calling sometimes, but kudos to you two for putting together gameplans that fit your players perfectly, and that keep us in the game.  If we could just not do that &quot;run into a pile on first down, run into a pile on second down, run into a pile on third down, punt&quot; thing any more, that would be great.  Especially when we have momentum and a momentous defense behind us.  Kthx.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5. DA - I refuse to write your name on here, because I don't want to give you any more exposure than is absolutely necessary for fear of you being poached as a head coach by another team.  Hopefully, the fact that you've only held your current title for one year will keep you around for a while.  But seriously, your game plans, your aggression, your play calling... I love it all.  I officially have a man-crush on you. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/130996/orlando-franklin&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Orlando Franklin&lt;/a&gt; - Your hustle when you ran down that fumble was awe-inspiring.  I'm not sure if you'll be able to stick at right tackle due to a lack of apparent foot speed in pass protection, but you'll pretty much always be on my good side because of that one play.  A for effort, and all that. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;7. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108527/zane-beadles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Zane Beadles&lt;/a&gt; -  You've been nothing but good during this run of good play we've been having, and it's time you got some props.  I think you're one of the best pulling guards in the league right now.  Keep up the good work, I'd go to battle with you any day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;8. DJ - I am now convinced that you've been body-snatched.  Mind-Snatched, at least.  Seriously, you're like a whole new hombre out there.  You're mean, you're faster, you're stronger, you're in position.  That hit you administered to that poor sucker near the goal line was bonerific. Keep it up!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dearest &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/minnesota-vikings&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Vikings&lt;/a&gt; and Viking followers: You're not ready for this.  &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm probably just getting cocky without merit... but this should be our first comfortable win of the Tebow era since we smashed Oakland in their penitentiary.  Remember that one, when they collectively dropped the soap? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Without Adrian Peterson, I don't think this Minnesota offense stands much of a chance to do anything.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/130793/christian-ponder&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Christian Ponder&lt;/a&gt; will probably be pondering a new line of work after the DummerMill have chewed him up and spit him out. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71507/phil-loadholt&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Phil Loadholt&lt;/a&gt; against Von Miller?  Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!  That's a dream matchup if I've ever seen one.  His big ass won't know what hit him.  They'll probably keep a tight end on that side to help him deal with Vons' speed, or chip him with a back.... but guess who that leaves free on the other side?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The matchup isn't quite as sexy on the other side of the ball, but when has that stopped us before?  This Vikings D is (as always) fairly formidable against the run, and apparently pretty bad against the pass.  In my eyes, this is the perfect opportunity to let Tebow take to the air.  30 passes or more sounds just about right.  We are, of course, going to run the ball a fair amount, but I'd like to see a steady dose of play action with some quick slants and comeback routes thrown in.  I'd also like to see the near invisible &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/109086/demaryius-thomas&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Demaryius Thomas&lt;/a&gt; get some more looks.  There's no reason a guy of his size and talent shouldn't be able to dominate some pretty bad corners in this one.  Let's get after it boys!&lt;/p&gt;



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  &lt;h5 class=&quot;poll-title&quot;&gt;What should we nickname Von?  &lt;/h5&gt;
  
    
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      <title>Luff Rumblings, The Return</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2011/11/8/2544470/luff-rumblings-the-return</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:02:54 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;Hey folks!&amp;nbsp; It's been way too long.... I miss you guys.&amp;nbsp; I know my return coincides with our best win in years, apparently that's what it takes for a Luff to find the strength to write a fan-post.&amp;nbsp; :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here, you'll find some random mind wanderings.&amp;nbsp; Rumble with me to Luff-Land once again!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hey folks!&amp;nbsp; It's been way too long.... I miss you guys.&amp;nbsp; I know my return coincides with our best win in years, apparently that's what it takes for a Luff to find the strength to write a fan-post.&amp;nbsp; :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here, you'll find some random mind wanderings.&amp;nbsp; Rumble with me to Luff-Land once again!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;VINDICATION&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I will freely admit, right here, that before yesterday's game, I was more down about the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt; than I have been at any point in my career as a fan.&amp;nbsp; I saw an organization whose last bit of life-blood was swirling down the drain, leaving behind a nasty blue and orange stain to be cleaned up during a less depressing time.&amp;nbsp; I tried my hardest to keep faith, those of you that remember me, might remember that I try to look at things in a positive light whenever possible... but I was quickly losing that ability.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then, we galloped into the Black Hole, and the Good Guys won.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/879072/cheesy-smile.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/879072/cheesy-smile_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Cheesy-smile_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Throw a Broncos hat on that dude, and that's pretty much what I looked like yesterday.&amp;nbsp; STRAIGHT CHEESIN'!&amp;nbsp; What an absolute relief.&amp;nbsp; We went into Oakland, and beat those sorry dogs at their own game.&amp;nbsp; That win made my whole season, renewed my faith in just about every part of our organization (knee-jerk reaction, of course, but whatever), and just plum made me happy. Well done, boys! &amp;nbsp; Allright, let's move on to some more detailed rumblings.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Nice to meet ya'!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know when you see someone you think you might have met before, and you're about 60% sure that you do know this person, but that 60% is not enough impetus to actually say it, and then you meet that person again... and the conversation goes like this.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Howdy, I'm a Luffabo, good to meet you.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Yeah, you too. Wait, haven't we met before?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;I think so, but I just can't place it... But, yes, I do remember you.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, that was &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/34978/eddie-royal&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Eddie Royal&lt;/a&gt; yesterday.&amp;nbsp; Hi Eddie, it's nice to meet you again!&amp;nbsp; I think we, as Broncos fans, die a little inside every time Eddie has a game that doesn't go a little like it did for him yesterday.&amp;nbsp; Seriously, that little dude is too quick, with too much athletic ability, to not show up for at least a couple of electric plays a game.&amp;nbsp; That punt return was silly explosive.&amp;nbsp; The duck move he made when he turned the corner against the second wave of defenders was epic, and his ability to keep pace while finding running lanes is elite.&amp;nbsp; We need him to use those tools to make an impact, every friggin' game.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While on the topic of receivers; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108620/eric-decker&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Eric Decker&lt;/a&gt; is a super stud.&amp;nbsp; He's fundamentally sound, he's fast, he's strong, he's smart.... He also has big, silly good mitts; check it&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/4/26/1445670/the-new-blood-picture-book-style#storyjump&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, where I talk about Decker right after we drafted him.&amp;nbsp; Sidenote:&amp;nbsp; Go ahead and read that whole column I just linked to.&amp;nbsp; How hilarious is that?&amp;nbsp; My official statement&amp;nbsp; is that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108693/perrish-cox&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Perrish Cox&lt;/a&gt; was going to be the next &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2906/champ-bailey&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Champ Bailey&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Gee guy, miss much?&amp;nbsp; That little piece I put together proves once and for all that I have no idea what I'm talking about when it comes to football; I urge you to take everything I say with a ginormous grain of salt.&amp;nbsp; :)&amp;nbsp; Anywho, back to Decker... You know who he reminds me of?&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3446/jason-witten&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Jason Witten&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; He's like a slightly smaller, significantly faster version of Witten.&amp;nbsp; I'm not saying he's as good as Witten is, because Eric will need to play at a high level for a lot of years for us to have the luxury of saying that, but he reminds me of him, a whole bunch.&amp;nbsp; Now I know you're saying, &quot;Hey stupid, Witten is a tight end and Decker is a wideout, you don't know what the hell you're talking about!&quot;.&amp;nbsp; Hear me out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These are the type of guys who have an innate feel for finding a way to get open.&amp;nbsp; You can have all the athletic ability in the world, but if you're not putting yourself in the right places to succeed against the coverages you're seeing, you're not going to be very successful.&amp;nbsp; For an example, I think we're seeing this with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/109086/demaryius-thomas&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Demaryius Thomas&lt;/a&gt; right now.&amp;nbsp; Anyways, Witten and Decker both find a way to settle into the soft spot of a defense, an invaluable tool that can't always be taught.&amp;nbsp; Also, these guys are major route-running technicians.&amp;nbsp; One of Witten's best routes has him running straight up the field vertically, and then coming back to the quarterback.&amp;nbsp; His technique in his chop-steps when slowing down is practically flawless;&amp;nbsp; so while he's not the fastest guy out there, his technique and precision allow him to get open the majority of the time.&amp;nbsp; Decker looks very similar to Witten in this regard, at least to me.&amp;nbsp; Needless to say, I think Decker is going to be a goodun'.&amp;nbsp; I can't wait to see him continue to improve and be with us for a long, long time.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hi Carson, Welcome to Oakland!&amp;nbsp; I'm Von, and I'll most definitely be seeing you around.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We've seen flashes of brilliance from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/131195/von-miller&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Von Miller&lt;/a&gt; since he came to Denver.&amp;nbsp; The game he played yesterday was his best yet, in my opinion.&amp;nbsp; Dennis Allen let him loose like he hasn't before, and Von took that opportunity and ran with it.&amp;nbsp; He beat the crud out of just about anyone who tried to block him yesterday, and then beat the tar out of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2600/carson-palmer&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Carson Palmer&lt;/a&gt; shortly after that, over and over again.&amp;nbsp; &lt;i&gt;Official Request to Dennis Allen:&amp;nbsp; Continue to bring Von Miller up the A-Gap. Kthnbai.&lt;/i&gt; &amp;nbsp; I guarantee you that Palmer is feeling what Von did to him yesterday, and wants no part of him in the future.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This guy has elite speed, terrific moves, great size, and most importantly; terrific football instincts.&amp;nbsp; Denizens of Denver, we have reason to be overly psyched about this guy, he has GREATNESS etched all over him.&amp;nbsp; And with Elvis and Ayers close by relieving the pressure, the sky is the limit for him.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I feel I should also say something about Elvis.&amp;nbsp; He had his best game of the season so far as well, and is a huge reason why Von had the freedom to wreak as much havoc as he did.&amp;nbsp; When we saw Von wrecking shop, we saw him also be single covered the majority of the time.&amp;nbsp; Why is that?&amp;nbsp; Because Dumervil garners so much attention from the other blockers.&amp;nbsp; Shout out to the rest of the big guys on the defensive line, they played well also.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Are the fat guys gelling (read: Jelly Donuting)?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The interior of our offensive line had the best game that particular group of ours has had in a long, long time. Well, they did in the second half, at least.&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108527/zane-beadles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Zane Beadles&lt;/a&gt; had his best game, and so did &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108500/j-d-walton&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;J.D. Walton&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Kuper played well also, and is quietly putting together a solid season.&amp;nbsp; On the sobering side of things, our tackles scare me.&amp;nbsp; Would the real &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/4107/ryan-clady&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ryan Clady&lt;/a&gt; please stand up?&amp;nbsp; 3 holding penalties... WHAT THE HEEZY?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Watching Clady get beat repeatedly over the last couple weeks is very scary, and is something we used to see, like, never.&amp;nbsp; I sure hope he gets his Groove Back, Stella style.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/130996/orlando-franklin&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Orlando Franklin&lt;/a&gt; continues to play well in the run game as an accomplished mauler, and continues to get owned in pass pro.&amp;nbsp; We can only hope he continues to improve in that area moving forward, or we're going to continue to struggle to have time to make downfield throws.&amp;nbsp; The other answer might be to once again draft a right tackle or sign one in Free Agency, and move Franklin inside to guard, with Zane Beadles playing as a pretty solid insurance policy across the line. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hopefully, that is rendered unnecessary by Franklin improving his overall game.&amp;nbsp; The hope with these guys is that the game yesterday was the first sign of our young line coming together and turning itself into a force moving forward.&amp;nbsp; This, more than anything else, would be a sure sign of success coming our way in the future.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;More Random Than Usual Bullet-Point Rumblings&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Chris Harris: I dig your style.&amp;nbsp; Cut down on the silly penalties, and we can be homies.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Mr. Woodyard: keep bringing the wood.&amp;nbsp; Love the way this guy hits; he's a human torpedo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/16791/ryan-mcbean&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ryan McBean&lt;/a&gt;: You're starting to both insist on creating havoc and do so without getting a penalty every other down.&amp;nbsp; Both are things you used to not do.&amp;nbsp; Are you a testament to player development?&amp;nbsp; I really think you are.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Champ: Nice picks... now just play the whole game like the razor sharp assassin you've always been, and I'll be super stoked.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1884/willis-mcgahee&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Willis McGahee&lt;/a&gt;:&amp;nbsp; I, and I'll just go ahead and change that to a &quot;we&quot;, completely underestimated you.&amp;nbsp; Kudos to EFX on this free agent pickup.&amp;nbsp; On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy should we be that we paid significantly less for McGahee than we would have for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2199/deangelo-williams&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;DeAngelo Williams&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; I'm gonna go with a solid 17.&amp;nbsp; Note; that was a very difficult couple sentences, and it was 100% because of the names involved.&amp;nbsp; &quot;OK Luff, lowercase that c, and go ahead and uppercase that G.&amp;nbsp; M-c-G-ahee. Well done, sir.&amp;nbsp; mmkay, here we go... I know we've got double capitals again, yep, same thing.&amp;nbsp; lowercase e, uppercase A.&amp;nbsp; Nailed it... Phew!&quot;&amp;nbsp; The answer is yes, I talk to myself often.&amp;nbsp; Internally, usually.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Whilst some folks, who are most definitely smarter than I, subscribe to the theory that cornerback is not a premium position, and therefore should never have premium resources spent on;&amp;nbsp; I disagree.&amp;nbsp; While watching Goodman try to cover people this season, and worse than that, tackle them... I've come to the conclusion that we should use our first rounder on either Morris Claiborne of LSU or Dre Kirkpatrick of Alabama.&amp;nbsp; Claiborne can cover, and is mean as a copperhead snake.&amp;nbsp; Yessir!&amp;nbsp; A corner who can hold his own in coverage and be a physical presence opposite Champ in his last years would be more than welcome.&amp;nbsp; At this point, I believe we have plenty of resources at every other level of the defense (yes, that includes DT, where I believe Bunkley, Thomas, McBean, Ayers, and Co. are plenty adequate moving forward), and a true playmaker in the secondary would be the last key component to building this defense for the future.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Dearest DJ;&amp;nbsp; I'm sorry.&amp;nbsp; I talked more trash about you than just about anyone.&amp;nbsp; I definitely would have traded you for a 4th round pick at the trade deadline a few months ago.&amp;nbsp; It's a damn good thing I'm not GM, amiright!?!&amp;nbsp; But seriously, I've never seen you play ball like this.&amp;nbsp; You tackle people.&amp;nbsp; You're in the right place.&amp;nbsp; Again, you're tackling people.&amp;nbsp; Please, feel free to keep doing these things... I kinda like you now!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Coaching Staff;&amp;nbsp; Improved playcalling, a willingness to rev the engine a bit, and a much-needed win in the pen are just a few of the things that have me back up high, swigging Kool-Aid with my feet dangling over the cliff.&amp;nbsp; Let's keep this thing soaring in the right direction!&amp;nbsp; Go Broncos!&lt;/p&gt;



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  &lt;h5 class=&quot;poll-title&quot;&gt;I didn't say his name once that whole piece... I'm exceedingly proud of myself.  Are you?&lt;/h5&gt;
  
    
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      <title>Luff Rumblings IV</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/9/24/1704774/luff-rumblings-iv</link>
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  &lt;p&gt;First off, condolences to the McKinley family.&amp;nbsp; Regardless of the circumstances, it is a sad and tragic thing that happened, and one we all wish never did.&amp;nbsp; RIP Kenny.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This time around, it's gonna be the usual.&amp;nbsp; Meandering thoughts that start of small, quickly change in scope and direction, and result in a fairly long and discombobulated publication.&amp;nbsp; I hope you have the time to hang with me...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rumble with me to Luffabo Land...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First off, condolences to the McKinley family.&amp;nbsp; Regardless of the circumstances, it is a sad and tragic thing that happened, and one we all wish never did.&amp;nbsp; RIP Kenny.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This time around, it's gonna be the usual.&amp;nbsp; Meandering thoughts that start of small, quickly change in scope and direction, and result in a fairly long and discombobulated publication.&amp;nbsp; I hope you have the time to hang with me...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rumble with me to Luffabo Land...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mr. Pancake&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yessir, I'm talking about my new main man, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108500/j-d-walton&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;J.D. Walton&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; What an absolute stud.&amp;nbsp; I've never had a man-crush on a fat guy before, but this mauler might be the first.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Due to an unexpected monsoon in South Texas, I was not able to assume my post at the local Hooters to be able to catch the game (I heard the Hooter Girls were sad I couldn't make it, they love chinchilla buffalo men).&amp;nbsp; I was, however, able to make it to my old man's house where I could try and watch the game via NFL Red Zone (Amazingly awesome, by the way).&amp;nbsp; So, I was only able to catch somewhere around half the game. But thanks to Colby's hard work in his super-duper &quot;Under Review&quot; series, that I sure hope he keeps cranking out to our benefit, I was able to look more closely at some of our guys.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I watched Walton twice over on every running play by Moreno.&amp;nbsp; The conclusion?&amp;nbsp; We have us a center.&amp;nbsp; A really good one.&amp;nbsp; Like, a really really good one.&amp;nbsp; He's got everything you want out of the position: smarts, awareness, speed, strong hands, good push, great anchor, a vicious/mean/crazy/angry streak, and probably some more.&amp;nbsp; I know, I'm gushing too much, but bear with me.&amp;nbsp; I saw a guy who is clearly going to excel in this league.&amp;nbsp; As a rookie on the most cerebral position on the offensive line, Walton held his own and more.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He doesn't go backwards.&amp;nbsp; His anchor is terrific; not once in the 22 plus run plays I watched did he go backwards.&amp;nbsp; He moved laterally by design on several zone stretch plays, but when J.D. Walton locks onto you, you're not going to do much.&amp;nbsp; On the play where Knowshon broke it for 45 on the screen pass, Walton played it to perfection.&amp;nbsp; He made the snap, engaged a defensive linemen to sell the screen to the defense, disengaged with that linemen and got to position to be in front of Moreno when he received the pass, when Knowshon slipped those two tacklers with a serious dose of cat-like balance, Walton went from a stand-still to keeping up with KM and layed down a beautiful diving block on a defender about 15 yards down the field.&amp;nbsp; Gorgeous.&amp;nbsp; The guy can move.&amp;nbsp; He also has great awareness.&amp;nbsp; He recognizes twists and stunts from the defensive linemen and oncoming blitzers, seamlessly allows his man to be picked up by either guard beside him, locates his next target and engages quickly.&amp;nbsp; This might sound trivial and fundamental, but it is much harder than it sounds, and is very impressive coming from a rook in his second game.&amp;nbsp; You can have all the physical talent and size in the world, but if you're not smart/aware/focused enough to capitalize on it, you won't be in this league for too long (Just ask &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3201/alex-barron&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Alex Barron&lt;/a&gt;). &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obviously, I'm stoked on this guy.&amp;nbsp; I can't wait to get both Kuper and Harris back, and see Beadles in action in his preferred spot, left guard.&amp;nbsp; I've said it before, and I'll say it again, once the three veterans are healthy, the two rooks really get going, and all 5 develop some continuity, this is going to be one hell of an offensive line.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;McDaniels' Monster&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A few Luff Land meetings ago, right after the draft, I shared my enthusiasm for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/109086/demaryius-thomas&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Demaryius Thomas&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; To save time, now that we've all had a sampling of him in a game, I am just going to re-post those thoughts below.&amp;nbsp; I was mainly responding to people who called the pick a bad one for the sole reason that he didn't have a ton of experience running routes and was a very raw prospect.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;According to these rumors, I half expect that if Thomas were asked to  run a post, he'd crap himself right before he tripped over his own feet  and his brain exploded.&amp;nbsp; If you haven't guessed by now, I vehemently  disagree, and I'm going to lend my opinions on why.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*&lt;i&gt;removed needless jibber-jabber here*&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To sum it up, we got a guy who is entirely too big and strong to be  jammed at the line by a cornerback, is an elite run-blocking receiver,  has the speed and skill to be a serious deep threat, is a constant team  first character, and who's biggest weakness coming out of college is  partially negated by our offensive system.&amp;nbsp; I almost forgot, he's a  monster in the screen game as a receiver.&amp;nbsp; If Josh McDaniels could put  on a white coat, a pair of goggles, and get all Mad Scientist on us,  with the goal of making the perfect receiver for his offense, the end  result would be eerily similar to Demaryius Thomas, aka McDaniels'  Monster.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, that's not to say he won't have his rookie struggles, or that  he's going to be a perennial pro-bowler.&amp;nbsp; I'm not going there.&amp;nbsp; I'm just  calling it like I see it at this point, and I love what I see.&amp;nbsp; The  fact that Josh McDaniels and Brian Xanders targeted him with our first  pick before moving back up into the first to get Tebow, tells me they  feel the same way about him that I do.&amp;nbsp; Let's hope everyone is right.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Obviously, I still feel that way.&amp;nbsp; I think we got us an absolute steal in this guy, with the obvious and redundant caveat of him staying healthy.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again, I'm going to rumble down a random path, please let me know what you think of this little theory in the comments, as goes with everything I write in this space.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes, when a college prospect is being graded before the draft, some things are listed as a negative, when in fact that same attribute could be looked upon as a positive.&amp;nbsp; Using Demaryius Thomas (is that first name hell to spell, or what?) as an example, draft experts and many among this community looked at the fact that Thomas played in a funky run-heavy program at Georgia Tech and had a limited route tree there as a reason why he would struggle at the next level.&amp;nbsp; He didn't have an extensive array of complicated routes he ran during his college career, and because of that he should struggle initially, and possibly never be capable of picking it up fully, it was said.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When looking at the whole picture, as I believe Xanders and McDaniels did prior to deciding to make DT a Bronco, I see a few things about this guy.&amp;nbsp; Yes, he ran a limited route tree, existed in an offense that only utilized him as an occasional big-play threat as a very dangerous change of pace to a potent running attack.&amp;nbsp; But I look at this another way... wouldn't this just mean that his coaches didn't fully take advantage of his physical gifts as a receiver?&amp;nbsp; We all know that DT has all the physical tools you could ask for in a receiver and more.&amp;nbsp; His type of size-speed-athleticism combo is only matched by a few guys in this league, guys like &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3332/randy-moss&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Randy Moss&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2728/andre-johnson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Andre Johnson&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/19053/calvin-johnson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Calvin Johnson&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Guys like this don't come around often, even though there seem to be a lot of them lately.&amp;nbsp; But what he also possesses is a team-first mentality and a strong intelligencia level as a football player.&amp;nbsp; I've harped on this before, but I think it is an essential quality in a football player.&amp;nbsp; The guy has the physical tools, and he has the smarts to back them up.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; That combo right there is what made McDaniels and Xanders target a guy with so many question marks.&amp;nbsp; They saw what he can do as an athlete, and they got to know the guy inside the helmet:&amp;nbsp; they knew he was smart enough to pick up our schemes quickly and not be limited in his output.&amp;nbsp; They even felt strongly enough about this fact to take him when he was carrying an injury.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Needless to say, I am still reallyincrebiblymajorpumpedandstoked about this guy.&amp;nbsp; It's fun to imagine the most explosive and feared offensive player in the league being a Bronco, and I think it's a semi-realistic probability that we already have that guy on our roster, we just have to wait for him to get fully healed and developed.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Peyton's Coming.&amp;nbsp; Are we Ready?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The irrational kool-aid guzzling side of me says, &quot;Hell yes we're ready!&amp;nbsp; Let's do this!&quot;.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The other side, that one who remembers what usually happens when those boys in blue come to town, says &quot;Ruh-roh! We need reinforcements!&quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We know what we're up against.&amp;nbsp; Everyone knows what they bring on offense, and it's a scary thought and a tough task for any defense.&amp;nbsp; I don't think it's a stretch to say we're going to struggle to contain Manning, his master of all things offense, and his stable of battle-ready weapons.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Everyone does, in one way or another.&amp;nbsp; The best way to slow him down is to get pressure on him, which shouldn't actually need to be said at all, as it's a true generalization that applies to any quarterback, great or not.&amp;nbsp; The more pressure you put on a quarterback, the harder it is going to be for him to do damage.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As we sit as a defense, there are a number of factors that tell me we are going to have a long Sunday, leading to a large number of Hooter's waitresses consoling me whilst I weep into my sub-par plate of hot wings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Of any opponent this season, we need Doom the most in this match-up.&amp;nbsp; If we can't shorten the time he has to find a target, Manning is going to eat us up.&amp;nbsp; Let's hope Ayers has the game of his life this week (I believe in you big guy, just pull a Waterboy and envision Justin Bieber behind the QB's facemask, get all worked up in a primal rage, and wreck shop out there.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; TAAAAAKE ITTTTTTTTTTTT!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. It also wouldn't hurt to not have to start two rookies at cornerback this week (is that a double-negative? Pretty sure it is, but it makes perfect sense to me right now, so I'm leaving it in).&amp;nbsp; We need Champ and Goodman.&amp;nbsp; Have I ever mentioned that injuries are the pits?&amp;nbsp; They are, I'm just not a fan of 'em.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Wink.&amp;nbsp; I wrote a while back about how excited I was about Wink being our defensive coordinator this year.&amp;nbsp; Now, I'm not saying I've totally changed my mind about that, I think the man deserves more than two games calling plays for the first time before we give him anything resembling trouble.&amp;nbsp; I'm just surprised at the lack of aggression we have seen so far from the defense as a unit.&amp;nbsp; I think the guys have played fairly well, I just cant say I am very excited about having a &quot;bend, don't break&quot; philosophy in Denver again.&amp;nbsp; All the things I heard about Wink all season were that he is a very aggressive coach.&amp;nbsp; I expected us to bring pressure, bring pressure on top of pressure, relieve pressure on one side whilst cranking it up on the other, and then bringing more pressure if none of those things worked.&amp;nbsp; That's what I thought was coming into town.&amp;nbsp; That's not the way it has been so far, and I hope Wink lets the dogs loose this week, because really, we have nothing to lose.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I understand that blitzing too often is a recipe for disaster, as it always leaves big openings in other parts of the field.&amp;nbsp; But I just can't stand to watch a defense get slowly picked apart all the way down the field, and having to rely on a decent red-zone stand or turnover to keep points from being put on the board.&amp;nbsp; I'm asking a serious question here, when is the last time there was a dominant &quot;bend but don't break defense&quot; out there?&amp;nbsp; I can't think of one, the closest I can remember is our own &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt; in '05.&amp;nbsp; With a pair of good cornerbacks and some speedy linebacking, we could hold teams to nothing but short gains until something good happened in our favor.&amp;nbsp; That concept worked right up until the playoffs, it should be noted.&amp;nbsp; But my point is, all the great defenses in this league find ways to play aggressive, smash-mouth defense, where big play options are squelched early by applying pressure stronger than what Wade Phillips is probably feeling right about now.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp; I'm rambling, which is par for the course around here, but my point is this:&amp;nbsp; We need to crank up the pressure, definitely in this game against the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/indianapolis-colts&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Colts&lt;/a&gt;, but also throughout the rest of the season.&amp;nbsp; I hope Wink has some tricks up his sleeve, has just been letting the boys get their feet wet with him calling the plays early in the season, and is really going to go haywire with the play-calling some time soon.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I mean, really, the guy looks like he might spend his off-seasons hunting javelinas with a bowie knife, no shirt on his back, and a huge dip in his lower lip, I expect him to at least let loose a &quot;YEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWW, LET'S DO THIS!&quot; every once in a while and decide to go hog-wild.&amp;nbsp; I hope he does.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On top of this, while I seem to be in the minority, I think that the Colts defense is much better than advertised.&amp;nbsp; Yes, you can pick up yards against them on the ground.&amp;nbsp; But when this defense does what it was built to, which is get after the quarterback, they can be fairly devastating.&amp;nbsp; They have the best pair of defensive ends in the league in Freeney and Mathis.&amp;nbsp; They back them up with some good safety play (even without poor &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2819/bob-sanders&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Bob Sanders&lt;/a&gt;), and even more solid (and underrated) linebacker play.&amp;nbsp; They are fast, they don't give you a ton of time to throw, and they cover and tackle fairly well.&amp;nbsp; Some people like to look at the Colts as a one-man, offensive juggernaut.&amp;nbsp; I don't think that's the case.&amp;nbsp; You have to come with a game-plan that limits the damage those two demons on the edge do to the quarterback, and try your damndest to not have to play from behind, where they can tee off on you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Man, I really hate it when I get going like that, I promise I don't intend to meander at length like that.&amp;nbsp; It just... happens.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, I've given my reasons why I'm worried.&amp;nbsp; All that said, I still think we have a shot at taking down these bozos.&amp;nbsp; The biggest reason I think we have a chance?&amp;nbsp; Orton.&amp;nbsp; This isn't a new thought around here, I've seen it said several times.&amp;nbsp; But I'm saying it again, just for fun.&amp;nbsp; Neckbeard is playing at an elite level.&amp;nbsp; Right now, at this moment.&amp;nbsp; The only thing that is keeping him from getting more love and exposure from the media is the fact that they live off of past reputations and generalizations, without actually taking a moment to diagnose what is really happening.&amp;nbsp; They see the name &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3114/kyle-orton&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Kyle Orton&lt;/a&gt;&quot; next to his stat line from that week, remember everything that has been said about his noodle-arm, his lack of speed, and the fact that we lost a receiver, and spout off about how he's not the answer at quarterback, and that he's just here to fill a spot, and that he's still just going to dink and dunk it all day without doing anything really meaningful in McDaniel's offense.&amp;nbsp; I am still amazed that we read this type of stuff from the &quot;experts&quot;. I just read a couple days ago, obviously I didn't bookmark the article (mostly because it sucked), from a nationally recognized sports-writer who actually had the balls to write that Kyle Orton is up to his usual, putting up pedestrian numbers, playing the short game, playing it safe resulting in a high completion rate without much results. &amp;nbsp; Really, you're just going to completely ignore the fact that he has connected on more big passing plays over 25 yards than any other quarterback in football this season?&amp;nbsp; It's mind-boggling that these yahoos still have jobs.&amp;nbsp; I know, I know, let it go.&amp;nbsp; woo-sah, deap breathing, hahmmmmmmmm.... I'm good.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's the deal: There aren't many quarterbacks in this league capable of doing the things that Kyle Orton has been doing this year, and what I think he is going to get better and better at throughout the year.&amp;nbsp; He is running this complex and potent offensive scheme at an elite level.&amp;nbsp; The fact that he is still improving, learning, and growing in the offense, along with the young receivers, and doing it with a banged up and barely recognizable offensive line makes it all the more impressive, and the future in Denver that much brighter.&amp;nbsp; Rest assured, it won't be too long before the perception of Kyle Orton changes.&amp;nbsp; It might take a few more mistake free, 300 yard, 2 TD, no interception games for them to get a clue, but it will happen.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What I'm really trying to say is this: It's time to take the ceiling off this guy.&amp;nbsp; When a cerebral QB who is capable of delivering the ball to any spot on the field is coupled with Josh McDaniels' offense, great things happen.&amp;nbsp; I really believe that's where we're headed, call it a gut feeling.&amp;nbsp; I don't think it's going to be too long until Kyle Orton is no longer thought of as a spot-starting league wide laughing stock throwaway player, but as a top-5 quarterback in the NFL.&amp;nbsp; That's right, I said it.&amp;nbsp; Deal with it. I don't even care about &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108608/tim-tebow&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tim Tebow&lt;/a&gt; at this point, and I'm tired of hearing about the non-existent QB controversy.&amp;nbsp; A gauntlet was thrown down in his general direction this off-season, Orton upped his game, and is proving that he can be the man on this team.&amp;nbsp; If he continues to improve, and does what I think he is going to this year, he might be our quarterback for the next decade, regardless of who is eagerly waiting behind him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All that said, in typical Luff rumbling fashion, it boils down to this... We can beat the Colts if:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Orton can match Peyton's offensive output early on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-We get some timely plays on defense, turnovers are needed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-We win the special teams battles, resulting in us winning the &quot;field position&quot; battle.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There it is, my completely uneducated keys to the game.&amp;nbsp; We'll see how it shakes out.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thanks for hanging with me, I cannot believe it took me three days to write this... I guess that's what happens when I'm still waist deep in the working/buying a house/looking for a car mode.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Until next time, gents...&lt;/p&gt;



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  &lt;p&gt;In Part 3 of Luff Rumblings, I want to start by saying:&amp;nbsp; I miss you guys.&amp;nbsp; Between working way more than my lazy behind is accustomed to, buying a house, buying a car (a more tedious process than I ever thought possible), seeing a new gal (read: victim), and other such miscellaneous jackassery, I just haven't had the time to hang here and contribute as much as I used to...&amp;nbsp; Sad times.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, it feels good to be typing away once again, hanging on the precipice of completion, whereupon I will disperse my rumblings into the intrawebz, to be read by my favorite strangers who share a common bond: a love for the good guys, THE &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So follow along while I get my rumble on!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In Part 3 of Luff Rumblings, I want to start by saying:&amp;nbsp; I miss you guys.&amp;nbsp; Between working way more than my lazy behind is accustomed to, buying a house, buying a car (a more tedious process than I ever thought possible), seeing a new gal (read: victim), and other such miscellaneous jackassery, I just haven't had the time to hang here and contribute as much as I used to...&amp;nbsp; Sad times.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, it feels good to be typing away once again, hanging on the precipice of completion, whereupon I will disperse my rumblings into the intrawebz, to be read by my favorite strangers who share a common bond: a love for the good guys, THE &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/denver-broncos&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So follow along while I get my rumble on!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;You're worried about our running game, I'm not.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That's not a Marleyesque, &quot;Every little thing, is gonna be allright&quot; type statement.&amp;nbsp; It's more a &quot;sign of the times&quot; statement.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's the thing, we all know the running game ain't what it used to be in this league.&amp;nbsp; Here is a list of the top 10 offenses last year according to points per game:&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/new-orleans-saints&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Saints&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/minnesota-vikings&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Vikings&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/green-bay-packers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Packers&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/san-diego-chargers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chargers&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/philadelphia-eagles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Eagles&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/new-england-patriots&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Patriots&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/indianapolis-colts&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Colts&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/new-york-giants&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Giants&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/baltimore-ravens&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ravens&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/houston-texans&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Texans&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; The theme: they pass the ball, and they pass it well.&amp;nbsp; Every one of those teams was a pass first, run second unit.&amp;nbsp; As a general rule, they use the pass to set up the run as a change of pace.&amp;nbsp; The Saints had a good running game last year, a running game that was completely set up by their tremendous passing game.&amp;nbsp; The Vikings have a pretty dang good running back, and they've had him for several years now.&amp;nbsp; When did that offense get really potent?&amp;nbsp; It happened last year, when they got a quarterback who could command an offense, coupled with one weapon who came into his own (Rice) and another new weapon brought into the fold (Harvin).&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, let's look for one of those running teams in the PPG rankings... we have to scroll all the way down to #15 to find the first &quot;run first&quot; team.&amp;nbsp; It's the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/miami-dolphins&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Miami Dolphins&lt;/a&gt;. The Dolphins are followed by the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/tennessee-titans&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Titans&lt;/a&gt; at #16.&amp;nbsp; The Titans with the best running back in the game.&amp;nbsp; Get my drift?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We're all pretty edumacated on all things NFL here on MHR, so all that stuff was probably unnecessary.&amp;nbsp; The point I'm trying to make is this, we are becoming one of those &quot;pass first, run second&quot; teams.&amp;nbsp; We have that quarterback who can command an offense, we have the weapons right now (and better ones on the way when Thomas and Decker get healthy and comfortable).&amp;nbsp; We spent high round draft picks on two offensive linemen who are better at pass blocking than run blocking.&amp;nbsp; Our incumbent offensive linemen still remaining excel as pass blockers.&amp;nbsp; Are we seeing the theme here?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Josh McDaniels knows what wins in this league, and he is building our offense to do just that.&amp;nbsp; On the flip side, there's another reason I'm not worried about our running game, and I&quot;m going to address it because I've seen some people showing a little too much concern over our lack of a running game thus far in the preseason.&amp;nbsp; That reason: All the guys that make our running game go, are friggin' injured.&amp;nbsp; The injuries are the concern, not what the product will be when those guys return.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's a promise from me to you, and you can hold me to it.&amp;nbsp; When we get Knowshon, Buckhalter, Larsen, Graham, Quinn, Clady, Kuper, and Harris all back and fully healthy, our running game will not be a problem in the least.&amp;nbsp; I promise.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And couple the revelation that we're missing all our key running pieces right now, with the fact that our passing game is going to lead the way in the future, and I'm not worried about it.&amp;nbsp; Nope, not a bit.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Akin's Gone...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And I'm glad.&amp;nbsp; I was never a fan of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3385/Akin_Ayodele&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Akin Ayodele&lt;/a&gt; as a Bronco, and I wish the man well, but it makes me feel good about our defense moving forward that we cut him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let me explain... I watched Ayodele play for the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/dallas-cowboys&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Cowboys&lt;/a&gt; a few years back, when they were a sub-par defense.&amp;nbsp; He wasn't a player then, and he isn't a player now.&amp;nbsp; He's one of those guys who's just good enough to earn himself some playing time, but he's always going to be a weak spot when he's out there.&amp;nbsp; He has the tools to make a play here or there, but in the end, he's going to take more off the table than he puts on. We brought him in because he is an experienced 3-4 linebacker, but he was ultimately a glorified camp body.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's why I like the move:&amp;nbsp; If the coaches feel like we can cut a decent and experienced 3-4 linebacker in favor of some of our younger guys, they must feel pretty good about what we have there.&amp;nbsp; Definitely better than most of us do.&amp;nbsp; As far as where this leaves the team, I think we're going to see a starting unit of Ayers, Williams, Haggan, and Moss.&amp;nbsp; We saw some pretty awesome flashes from Jarvis last week in the pass rush arena, let's hope he can hold his own in the run game as well.&amp;nbsp; I think the Ayodele cut was made with an eye toward moving Haggan back to the middle, spurred on by a new-found courage and reliance on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/18950/Jarvis_Moss&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Jarvis Moss&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; We'll see how it shakes out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Adding on to this, I feel the exact same way about Nate Jones.&amp;nbsp; Same deal with this guy, he played for the Cowboys during the same time Ayodele was there, and made the move to the Dolphins with him as well.&amp;nbsp; His story is the same, an experienced safety/corner who knows how to play, but is surely nothing special.&amp;nbsp; There was a lot of talk around here when we picked Jones up that he was the 3rd corner we've craved.&amp;nbsp; He also had an added bonus: he excels at blitzing the quarterback from the corner position.&amp;nbsp; Again, I wasn't excited about Jones making our final roster, I'm still not, and I still don't expect him to.&amp;nbsp; A lot of people are also saying he will make the roster because of his versatility and his ability to provide depth at two positions.&amp;nbsp; I don't see it.&amp;nbsp; I hope, and expect, Nate Jones to be listed in the next list of cuts.&amp;nbsp; And if that happens, I will be equally happy, because it's a sign that our young corners and safeties are a better option for this club moving forward than an experienced, yet ultimately inconsequential veteran.&amp;nbsp; It means our recent youth movement and team building strategies are paying off in the secondary, as I think they are in the linebacking corp.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;On the Pointlessness of the Preseason (as far as we're concerned)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wanted to delve into this as a result of a thought that came to me when Ayodele was released.&amp;nbsp; As John said in his news flash on the front page a little while ago, Ayodele started in the game against the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/detroit-lions&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Lions&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; When these things happen we, as fans, rush to some rash conclusions that are predominately wronger than wrong.&amp;nbsp; I groaned when Ayodele entered the game as a starter, and you all know why, because I have no faith in the guy to make a consistent positive impact for us.&amp;nbsp; However, we can all see now that McDaniels and Wink put Ayodele into the game as a starter as his last chance to prove to them that he deserves a spot on the roster.&amp;nbsp; They wanted to see what he could do against a team's first unit, while running with the big dogs.&amp;nbsp; Unsurprisingly, he didn't impress.&amp;nbsp; This was just another stark reminder among a long line of them that the preseason is very important to a football team, just not when it comes to a fan's perception of things, and especially not in the win/loss column.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Living in a Fantasy World&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No, I'm not referring to my constant state of sometimes unwarranted optimism regarding all things Broncos.&amp;nbsp; I'm referring to the National Football League's wicked little offspring.&amp;nbsp; The thing I've avoided for so long, but have finally fallen victim to.&amp;nbsp; I'm now a &lt;strike&gt;proud&lt;/strike&gt; scared owner of a fantasy football team.&amp;nbsp; GASP!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You see, I'm a football purist.&amp;nbsp; I'm a fairly young guy at the ripe old age of twenty five.&amp;nbsp; Most guys my age and even significantly older than me are long and regular participants in the world of fantasy football.&amp;nbsp; This will be my first go round.&amp;nbsp; And I'm nervous.&amp;nbsp; I'm not worried about failing miserably as a fantasy owner... I'm not even worried about the endless needling I'll receive from my buddies if that happens.&amp;nbsp; What I'm worried about is this: falling victim to the &quot;numbers mindset&quot;, as I like to call it.&amp;nbsp; I believe flashy numbers and statistics are endlessly overrated in the sports world, and this is the very thing Fantasy thrives on.&amp;nbsp; I pride myself in looking past the numbers and the rankings, and seeing what's really going on with a football team.&amp;nbsp; Looking at the meat and potatoes, instead of the newfangled Kobe steak topped with truffle.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am most definitely being overly dramatic here, but I just needed to share my fear with you all.&amp;nbsp; Please, feel free to assuage my fears, tell me I won't turn into a football moron who thinks &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3058/Matt_Schaub&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Matt Schaub&lt;/a&gt; is the next &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2807/Peyton_Manning&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Peyton Manning&lt;/a&gt; because he scores well in my fantasy league.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh oh, one quick side note... I'm thinking about naming my team, &quot;Baby Carlos&quot;.&amp;nbsp; What do we think?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Welp, it was fun fellas.&amp;nbsp; I just had some thoughts I had to get out, hope I didn't ramble incessantly.&amp;nbsp; See you next time.&lt;/p&gt;



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  &lt;p&gt;In the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/5/20/1481117/luff-rumblings&quot;&gt;first edition&lt;/a&gt; of Luff Rumblings, I harped on some Haggan, blogged on some Branson, threw down a snippet on Samoans, and dabbled in some other random stuff too.&amp;nbsp; In this edition, you're going to get exactly the same thing.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Rumble with me to Luffabo Land, once again...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/5/20/1481117/luff-rumblings&quot;&gt;first edition&lt;/a&gt; of Luff Rumblings, I harped on some Haggan, blogged on some Branson, threw down a snippet on Samoans, and dabbled in some other random stuff too.&amp;nbsp; In this edition, you're going to get exactly the same thing.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Rumble with me to Luffabo Land, once again...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;A Flawed Talent? &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is a popular sentiment floating around this site of ours that our first pick in this draft, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/109086/Demaryius_Thomas&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Demaryius Thomas&lt;/a&gt;, is a &quot;project pick&quot;.&amp;nbsp; The story goes that he played in a funky run-heavy offense in college that never asked for him to run a route during his career at Georgia Tech.&amp;nbsp; This is a semi-fair assessment actually: the route tree that Thomas was asked to run was indeed very limited. Because of this, Thomas is way too green and was a hugely risky pickup with our #1 draft pick, and a guy who is certainly going to take a long time to groom to be effective on the pitch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to these rumors, I half expect that if Thomas were asked to run a post, he'd crap himself right before he tripped over his own feet and his brain exploded.&amp;nbsp; If you haven't guessed by now, I vehemently disagree, and I'm going to lend my opinions on why.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First off, his strengths, along with his weaknesses, are just about a perfect fit for our offensive system.&amp;nbsp; The reason? Our wideouts are not asked to be precise route runners. Our receivers are expected to get to a spot on the field.&amp;nbsp; Their job is to get into a zone and be ready to catch a pass.&amp;nbsp; We saw this about 528 times during the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2944/Brandon_Marshall&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Brandon Marshall&lt;/a&gt; era.&amp;nbsp; Brandon Marshall is not an exceptional route runner by any stretch, he was a beast who couldn't be help back at the line of scrimmage by press coverage and was very good at getting open in his zone and making the catch.&amp;nbsp; That's exactly what Thomas is going to be able to do for us, while also bringing a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3332/Randy_Moss&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Randy Moss&lt;/a&gt; type deep threat along with him.&amp;nbsp; This line of thought is further backed by the performance of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/34978/Eddie_Royal&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Eddie Royal&lt;/a&gt; last year.&amp;nbsp; Obviously, he struggled.&amp;nbsp; Eddie is a terrific route runner, one of the best, in my humble opinion.&amp;nbsp; So why did he struggle if he's so good?&amp;nbsp; Because he struggled to beat press coverage and couldn't get to his spot, simple as that, and his route running skills couldn't help him when he failed to beat the press.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you put Demaryius Thomas into a system that relied on precise route-running, where quick strides, low hips that result in a quick change of direction, and great stop and go ability are valued over all else, he would no doubt have a long way to go.&amp;nbsp; Our system doesn't roll like that, so Thomas' biggest weakness really isn't a weakness for us at all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thomas is 6'3'' and around 230 pounds.&amp;nbsp; He is a long strider (he doesn't have terrific short area quickness) who gets up to speed pretty quickly and is capable of leaving corners in his dust.&amp;nbsp; He ran a confirmed 4.38 40 yard dash, which is phenomenal for a guy of his size.&amp;nbsp; He's not quite as fast as Randy Moss, who once ran a 4.25 40, but he's close enough to that speed to be a similar deep threat for us.&amp;nbsp; He also possesses very good balance, and the ability to out jump his defenders, locate the ball, and make the catch.&amp;nbsp; He has solid hands. He has roughly 20 pounds on Moss, so he's probably more similar to his fellow Georgia Tech receiver, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/19053/Calvin_Johnson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Calvin Johnson&lt;/a&gt;, if we're searching for a comparison.&amp;nbsp; If asked to, he probably possesses the skill set to be a beastly possession receiver in the mold of Brandon Marshall. My uneducated guess is that Thomas will be used more as a stretch-the-field type, while Decker will fill the role of the big, possession receiver that was just vacated by Marshall.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To sum it up, we got a guy who is entirely too big and strong to be jammed at the line by a cornerback, is an elite run-blocking receiver, has the speed and skill to be a serious deep threat, is a constant team first character, and who's biggest weakness coming out of college is partially negated by our offensive system.&amp;nbsp; I almost forgot, he's a monster in the screen game as a receiver.&amp;nbsp; If Josh McDaniels could put on a white coat, a pair of goggles, and get all Mad Scientist on us, with the goal of making the perfect receiver for his offense, the end result would be eerily similar to Demaryius Thomas, aka McDaniels' Monster.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, that's not to say he won't have his rookie struggles, or that he's going to be a perennial pro-bowler.&amp;nbsp; I'm not going there.&amp;nbsp; I'm just calling it like I see it at this point, and I love what I see.&amp;nbsp; The fact that Josh McDaniels and Brian Xanders targeted him with our first pick before moving back up into the first to get Tebow, tells me they feel the same way about him that I do.&amp;nbsp; Let's hope everyone is right.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If you feel &quot;funny&quot; after watching that video, don't worry about it.&amp;nbsp; I'm pretty sure it happened to the rest of us as well.&amp;nbsp; Just grab a glass of water and an ice pack, cool down a little, and get back over here to finish reading this thang.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Yeah, they're smart. So what?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We've been talking about the &quot;McDaniels mold&quot; in regards to what type of player he craves for quite a while now.&amp;nbsp; We've come to the conclusion that he requires players who are smart, tough, versatile, and willing to do whatever it takes to win.&amp;nbsp; I think we're all in agreement on this. That seems to be his goal, whether it is ever fully achieved or not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But what does this really mean?&amp;nbsp; My jumbled Luffabo mind got to some serious pondering over this the other day.&amp;nbsp; It said to me, &quot;we accept that our team is chock full of these &quot;smart&quot; guys, but what does that really mean, really?&amp;nbsp; How does having all these intelligent guys translate to the football field, and ultimately help us there?&quot; &amp;nbsp; I brooded, I deliberated, I consulted the experts (read: stuffed animals), and I ended with some thoughts, whilst managing to keep my little brain intact and undamaged, amongst all the heavy thought.&amp;nbsp; It might not be new to you, maybe you've already had these thoughts, but I haven't seen it talked about in depth and not in this way, so I'm going after it, caution be damned.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Sidebar: I wrote an epic personal story in this space earlier, where I related a personal story that was relevant to the subject at hand.&amp;nbsp; After a re-reading, I realized it was more epically boring than epic.&amp;nbsp; It was even more yawn-inducing and uneventful than the movie &quot;Titanic&quot;.&amp;nbsp; Don't even try to defend it, that movie sucked on the largest scale possible.&amp;nbsp; The only eventual good thing was the poetic justice portion, or when the ship sank.&amp;nbsp; I remember cheering loudly in the theaters when the ship went down. I was 13 and had been dragged to the movie by my family, they were not entertained, I even got punched by my sister. The only part I enjoyed was the &quot;drawing scene&quot;, know what I'm talking about? Anyways, here's the cliff notes of that story: I used to play competitive soccer, we played against a physically freakish monster guy who scored tons of goals, I was tasked with defending him. He tried to use his beastliness to beat me, I outsmarted him and outworked him, he didn't score and we won the game.&amp;nbsp; Phew, I'm glad I went with the cliff notes, and you should be too.&amp;nbsp; I just saved about 1,100 words, be thankful!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OK, stay on target... stay on targettt!&amp;nbsp; (Luff points given out to whoever gets that one). We give a lot of lip service to the &quot;smart&quot; label around here, I think it is a trait that can be hard to define sometimes, and something that can be brushed aside as an unimportant quality at times.&amp;nbsp; I find it to be an entirely tangible, and highly important asset for an athlete to have.&amp;nbsp; What I'm saying is, and I've seen it on this site numerous times, people tend to have this reaction when smarts are talked about regarding a certain player: &quot;He's smart, that's great.&amp;nbsp; He'll probably pick up on the playbook quickly and be able to get on the field quicker than a dumb guy could.&amp;nbsp; But what is his 40 time? Can he lift a VW with one arm and sack a QB with the other at the same time?&quot;.&amp;nbsp; It's a semi-reasonable viewpoint, physical characteristics are much easier to recognize, it can be seen and critiqued much easier than something like football intelligence.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, football intelligence is something that is perfectly tangible, it isn't a mythical unicorn, it can be seen, it can be felt, and it can be the difference between a talented football club who is perennially on the fringes of the playoff picture, and one who is a perennial Super Bowl contender.&amp;nbsp; Let's look at football intelligence on a micro-level to start, looking at how these traits can affect a single players career...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A smart football player is one who uses his physical talents and abilities to their greatest potential.&amp;nbsp; He uses his instincts, and invariably the hard work he has put in in the film room, to constantly have himself in the right place at the right time.&amp;nbsp; This can't be overlooked, and we all know this around here by now, but putting yourself in the right position on the field isn't always the easiest thing, and if you aren't getting there, you could be Superman and still be a liability to your team.&amp;nbsp; A smart player anticipates what is happening on the field at all times, and reacts accordingly, usually in a quicker fashion than his counterpart who isn't thinking at the same high level as himself.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My theory on how smarts can affect a player's career are this:&amp;nbsp; If you have a player who has marginal physical talents in relation to the rest of the league, and those marginal talents are coupled with a marginal intelligence for the game, that player will never excel, he will either be out of the league quickly or destined to be a backup.&amp;nbsp; If you have a player with marginal physical talents, but who has a high intelligence for the game, he can turn himself into a player with a long career, a decent starter or a solid backup.&amp;nbsp; If a player has above average physical talents and marginal intelligence, he can be a solid player in the league because of those talents, he may start and he may play a long time, but he will never be a truly impact player, he will most likely coast through his career, one where he may have not lived up to the talent he flashed at different points in his career.&amp;nbsp; If we talk about a player with above average physical talents and a high intelligence for the game, that's when we start getting somewhere.&amp;nbsp; This will be a player you want on your team, a guy who is an impact player, one who plays and excels in the league for a long time, most likely directly contributing to a lot of wins.&amp;nbsp; Now, when we're talking about elite physical talents, you can see where this goes.&amp;nbsp; We have a guy with elite physical talents, but with a marginal football intelligence.&amp;nbsp; Most of the times these guys will stick in the league and be starters for their teams, they do some good things based on their superior physical gifts, but fail to make the impact expected of them by their coaches, teammates, and fanbase.&amp;nbsp; Their career arc usually includes a number of trades, some good moments, but sometimes ends with disastrous results (cough, JaMarcus the Hutt, cough).&amp;nbsp; Now, when things get really special is when you have a player with elite physical talent along with elite intelligence.&amp;nbsp; These are your hall-of-famers, your unstoppables, your Peyton Mannings, your Jerry Rices, your &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108608/Tim_Tebow&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tim Tebow&lt;/a&gt;s (I'm joking, settle down, totally and completely a joke)...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That got rather long-winded, but my point stands.&amp;nbsp; Talent cannot be truly realized without proper intelligence and the desire to succeed.&amp;nbsp; In every position on the team, Josh McDaniels is trying to bring in two of the above types of players.&amp;nbsp; The guys with above average talent and high intelligence, and the guys with elite talent and high intelligence.&amp;nbsp; Now, on a macro level, how does having a team full of high intelligence characters turn into a bear of a football team?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When we have a team full of smart, driven, like-minded players, I think the results will be impressive.&amp;nbsp; These guys will all be well studied, they will act as one cohesive unit, they will all be in the right places at the right time the majority of the time, and they will expect their fellow man to be doing the same.&amp;nbsp; This team will never be an easy out, they will always bring it.&amp;nbsp; They will lose some games, there is always a better team out there on any given Sunday, but the other team will damn sure know they were in a fight.&amp;nbsp; When everything comes together for a team of this stature, they will be a force to be reckoned with, one who does the little things right, works their butt off to get it done, and ultimately does just that.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You guessed it, this is exactly where I think this iteration of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt; are heading.&amp;nbsp; Led by the guy who&amp;nbsp; truly believes in the importance of football intelligence, Josh McDaniels.&amp;nbsp; It may take some more time for us to get there, for our young guys to mature... but rest assured, it's going to happen, and it's going to be glorious to be a part of.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;El Derecha side of our D&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the first Luff Rumblings, I talked about our new SILB, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1872/Mario_Haggan&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Mario Haggan&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; During that portion, as often happens to my poor soul, I got simultaneously sidetracked and carried away, and went into a visualization of the left side of our defense.&amp;nbsp; I detailed how good I think that side of the defense is going to be against the run, and why.&amp;nbsp; This time around, I'm going to chat about the right side of our D.&amp;nbsp; The &quot;Green Doom&quot; side.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Interestingly enough, the conclusion I have come to is that the right side of the defense is pretty much the polar opposite of the left side.&amp;nbsp; The left side is chock full of our strongest run defenders, while the right side is full of our best pass rushers (I say that, but really we have 2 of them).&amp;nbsp; The strength of this side of our defense lies in it's pass rushing ability, also know as, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2920/Elvis_Dumervil&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Elvis Dumervil&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; However, as Elvis was primarily all by his lonesome last year, we brought in a player to help him in that aspect, and a guy I'm pretty excited to see get into the fold, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1672/Jarvis_Green&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Jarvis Green&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Green will be a solid veteran presence for us from day one.&amp;nbsp; He is a guy who has had very good success over the years getting pressure on the passer from the right defensive end position, something that should help our man Doom be even more of a demon when chasing the dudes in the red jersey's.&amp;nbsp; I tried to find us a clip of Jarvis Green doing work on the field, but was unable to do so.&amp;nbsp; Really interwebz?&amp;nbsp; This guy has been in the league for around a decade and I can't even get one highlight of him?&amp;nbsp; I blame it on lazy Boston fans.&amp;nbsp; Where are the Bostonian pimply faced teenagers over the years making highlight clips accompanied by bad techno music?&amp;nbsp; I guess that's what happens when you're a situational pass rusher from a non-glam position and your fellow linemates like Wilfork and Seymour gobble up all the glory.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, we know we have &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3038/Jamal_Williams&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Jamal Williams&lt;/a&gt; eating folks in the middle at nose tackle, and Green next to him primarily on passing downs at RDE.&amp;nbsp; I have a hunch (again, as always, an uneducated one) that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/16791/Ryan_McBean&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ryan McBean&lt;/a&gt; is going to play RDE on obvious rushing downs, with Green stepping in to rush the passer on passing downs.&amp;nbsp; Although, it could also be a rotation of Green, Fields, and Thomas out there as well.&amp;nbsp; Moving to the linebackers, we have well known DJ Williams, who by this point, I think we know what we get.&amp;nbsp; Solid, not spectacular.&amp;nbsp; I've been on his case lately, I'm not his biggest fan, but I won't get into it here.&amp;nbsp; This system is designed to keep the middle linebackers clean and allow them to make the tackles, and Williams will get his tackles. My biggest hope is that the improved defensive line allows him to primarily keep clean (ie, not be blocked) where he can use his impressive athleticism to make plays. The secondary features the very good &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2507/Andre_Goodman&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Andre Goodman&lt;/a&gt; who is a terrific cover corner, in my opinion.&amp;nbsp; To go along with the theme, tackling is not his strong suit, and he struggles in the run game because of it.&amp;nbsp; The safety we will most likely see on this side of the field is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2510/Renaldo_Hill&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Renaldo Hill&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; I love Hill, he is a very smart player who does everything that is asked of him and generally gets the job done.&amp;nbsp; He isn't the flashiest player out there, or the most insanely athletic, but has flashed some good playmaking ability in his short time with us.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I have seen no evidence that he has struggles in the run game, he seems to be a sure tackler, from what I've seen.&amp;nbsp; He's no Weapon X in this regard, but he gets it done.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I culled some stats from the world wide wackiness, that brought me to some interesting conclusions.&amp;nbsp; I wish I was talented enough to make a fancy table here, but I'm not, so you're just going to have to deal with my freestyle work.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To set these stats up, the reason I spent the time to do a little research on the stats of our defensive line was spurred on by a discussion that has been taking place frequently on MHR.&amp;nbsp; We've been curious as to whether or not the switch from Mike Nolan to Don &quot;Wink&quot; Martindale will lead to a change in the way our defensive line attacks.&amp;nbsp; Basically, the question is, will we switch from a primarily 2-gap defensive line scheme to a more aggressive 1-gap scheme?&amp;nbsp; I won't pretend to know all the intricacies of these two approaches to making your fat guys beat their fat guys, but I'll throw in my feelings about the matter as I understand it, please feel free to correct me in the comments.&amp;nbsp; In a 2-gap approach, which is what we used the majority of the time last year, the defensive lineman are responsible for 2 gaps on every play.&amp;nbsp; It tends to be a more conservative approach, because they have to wait and see what unfolds from the offense before they can choose which gap they are going to attack.&amp;nbsp; In a 1-gap scheme, the play is called and the defensive linemen already knows which gap he is going to attack.&amp;nbsp; It is generally more aggressive than the 2-gap, because there is no thinking involved, they know where they're going at the snap, and they simply explode and go when they hear &quot;Hut!&quot;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The general thought around here is that Wink is going to be more aggressive than Nolan was, and therefore we are switching to a 1-Gap scheme on the defensive line.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OK, here are the stats that I found.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jamal Williams - 13 career sacks - Peak of 4 sacks in 2004 season - Averages 47 tackles per year (I removed years he didn't play, like last year) - High of 69 total tackles in 2006&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1381/Justin_Bannan&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Justin Bannan&lt;/a&gt; - 5.5 career sacks - avg. of 37 tackles per season last 3 years (only seasons where he had significant playing time) - high of 45 tackles in 2008&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jarvis Green - 28 career sacks - High of 7.5 sacks in 2006, only 3 sacks since 2008, avg. of 35 tackles per season over last 5 years.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ryan McBean - 0 Career sacks, 25 tackles last year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ronnie Fields - 1 career sack in 2007. 37 tackles last year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What these stats tell me:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Outside of Jarvis Green, none of our defensive linemen have a great history of rushing the passer.&amp;nbsp; Again, all these guys have played in 3-4 schemes, where they are not expected to put up impressive sack numbers.&amp;nbsp; So, these stats may not be too important.&amp;nbsp; Jarvis Green put up decent tackle stats in his role as a situational pass rusher with NE, he might be a pleasant surprise in the run game for us because of this, as we have only talked about him being a pass-rush threat for us up to this point.&amp;nbsp; However, the worrying thing about Green is he clearly had his worst years the last 2 years, in 2008 and 2009.&amp;nbsp; He totaled 3 sacks in those 2 seasons, we have to hope he can turn back the clock and get back to the years where he put up terrific sack numbers from the RDE position.&amp;nbsp; Jamal Williams makes a lot of tackles for a 3-4 Nose, that's why he's the best.&amp;nbsp; Obviously, his best years are behind him, but if he plays anywhere close to the way he did in his prime, we'll be very happy about it.&amp;nbsp; Justin Bannan has pretty solid and consistent numbers for a situational player on what has been a great defensive line over the years in Baltimore.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It looks to me like we feature only one pass rush specialist on the defensive line in Jarvis Green.&amp;nbsp; Now, whether that means we will still lean towards a 2-gap approach, or that the improved nature of the line will mean we will play a more attacking 1-gap approach, is beyond me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My ending thoughts on the right side of our defense are this;&amp;nbsp; I feel like it is the weaker side of our defense.&amp;nbsp; I think we might see some struggles against the run on this side, once again.&amp;nbsp; I think Jamal Williams might have a thing or two to say about that though, and I sure hope he does.&amp;nbsp; Doom will bring the pressure again, but I hope he can improve his skills in the run game in his second year as an outside linebacker.&amp;nbsp; I don't worry about the secondary, those guys are good.&amp;nbsp; Overall, I think our defense has improved, and I don't think it's a reach to say we will be a top-5 unit in the league this year.&amp;nbsp; I expect no less.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Really, I haven't come to any conclusion as to what kind of approach the defensive line is going to take this year.&amp;nbsp; I put the numbers up for discussion purposes, so... DISCUSS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;A Case for Quinn&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To be traded.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whammy!&amp;nbsp; Didn't see that one coming, did you?!?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah, yeah, I know I said in my last post that I was going to kick back, consume alcoholic beverages, and just wait to see what happens with the quarterbacks, but I straight up lied about that.&amp;nbsp; What I didn't lie about was the fact that I'm not worried about the quarterback situation, that part still stands.&amp;nbsp; However this works out, I'll be happy.&amp;nbsp; I just want to share my thoughts on what makes the most sense to me regarding the QB situation for the Denver Broncos, and exactly what I would try to do if the Denver Broncos were smart enough to hire a man/buffalo/chinchilla to run things.&amp;nbsp; Not only would I make terrific personnel decisions, but I would make cool things happen.&amp;nbsp; Things like a water slide from the locker room to the practice field, just for fun's sake.&amp;nbsp; Karaoke before and after practice.&amp;nbsp; Team dances to be executed before games for intimidation purposes (the Haka would be choice #1).&amp;nbsp; OK, I got off track again, on to why I think &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/16698/Brady_Quinn&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Brady Quinn&lt;/a&gt; should, and will, be traded.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Brady Quinn wants to start.&amp;nbsp; I don't think he will ever get that opportunity.&amp;nbsp; This season, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3114/Kyle_Orton&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Kyle Orton&lt;/a&gt; is going to be the man.&amp;nbsp; Not too far after that, Tim Tebow is going to take the reigns as QB of the Denver Broncos, and that won't change for a very long time.&amp;nbsp; So, where does that leave Quinn?&amp;nbsp; It means he would a backup his whole career, and he wouldn't be happy about that.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ideally, the best situation would be to keep Kyle Orton this year where he would start, keep Brady Quinn as a backup/possible starter, and let Tebow get to the point where he's ready, with Brandstater being the guy who is cut.&amp;nbsp; However, there are reasons why this doesn't work.&amp;nbsp; First, Orton would probably choose to move on in this scenario, so next season we're whittled down to Quinn and Tebow, we've lost our most experienced QB and our long-term project in Brandstater.&amp;nbsp; No bueno.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's my thought.&amp;nbsp; Keep Kyle Orton this year (we will), keep Tebow, and keep &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71314/Tom_Brandstater&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tom Brandstater&lt;/a&gt; as the continued long-term project and backup extraordinaire, and trade Brady Quinn.&amp;nbsp; Why this approach makes all kind of sense:&amp;nbsp; Between Quinn and Brandstater, Quinn has the most value in trade.&amp;nbsp; His washboard abs make him even more desirable to another team.&amp;nbsp; We already know that other teams have interest in him, we could formulate some pretty good leverage for him, I believe.&amp;nbsp; From a football standpoint, this would be just about perfect.&amp;nbsp; Orton starts until Tebow is ready, with Brandy perennially waiting in the wings.&amp;nbsp; The sticking point would be Orton's contract at the end of this season.&amp;nbsp; Orton is a smart fella, he also happens to like Josh McDaniels, who's system is a near perfect fit for his game.&amp;nbsp; Orton knows this.&amp;nbsp; Josh also likes Orton, he values what he brings to the table.&amp;nbsp; He just saw a bigger talent in Tebow and made the move to get him, feeling that Orton wasn't ultimately the answer at QB for us, or a guy who would lead us to the Super Bowl.&amp;nbsp; Now, these good vibes between Orton could (possibly) end like this: Orton signs a contract at the end of the season that makes him the highest paid backup in the league, but he signs it knowing full well he is going to be the backup quarterback to Tim Tebow at some point in the future.&amp;nbsp; Would that not be awesome?&amp;nbsp; He would certainly be the best backup quarterback in the league, and an absolutely amazing insurance policy for if Tebow decides to try and run through &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1406/Ray_Lewis&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ray Lewis&lt;/a&gt; at some point down the road. And the cool thing is, I can totally see it happening.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, we would end up with a future look of Tebow starting, backed by Orton, with Brandstater sticking around just for fun.&amp;nbsp; Terrific!&amp;nbsp; I think we would also end up with a better pick than what we gave up for Brady Quinn, call that one a hunch as well.&amp;nbsp; I really don't think McDaniels views Quinn as a starting quality QB, I think he was brought in primarily to replace Simms.&amp;nbsp; Josh was ready to roll with Orton going into this season and into the future. However, curiosity got the better of him, and he brought in Tebow for a look.&amp;nbsp; He fell in love, and the rest is history.&amp;nbsp; Now, we have 4 guys on the roster, and one has to go, I think that guy is going to be Quinn.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So, there it is.&amp;nbsp; Edition 2 of Luff Rumblings in the books, Phew!&amp;nbsp; I'm tired, hungry, and need a backrub.&amp;nbsp; See y'all again next time, in Luff Land.&lt;/p&gt;



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  &lt;p&gt;At this point, I think most of you around here might have seen me around and are at least reasonably familiar with me.&amp;nbsp; You also might have asked yourselves at one point or another, what the heck is a Luffabo?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Allow me to inform you.&amp;nbsp; A Luffabo is a friendly mix between a buffalo, a handsome human being, and a fun-loving chinchilla.&amp;nbsp; That might sound weird to you, but trust me, we're pretty cool.&amp;nbsp; I want to warn you, if you happen to run into one of my ex-girlfriends and ask her what a Luffabo really is, she might tell you it's just a delusional idiot who spends too much time on a website learning and talking about a football team.&amp;nbsp; I would advise you to disregard this person, as she clearly has no idea what she's talking about. If you ask one of my friends, they might tell you that I just like to say the word &quot;Luffabo&quot; in a weird voice, which is infinitely entertaining (to me).&amp;nbsp; They may or may not be correct, those friends of mine.&amp;nbsp; You'll just have to decide for yourself which version to go with..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Without further delay, jump into the land of random Luffabo Rumblings with me....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At this point, I think most of you around here might have seen me around and are at least reasonably familiar with me.&amp;nbsp; You also might have asked yourselves at one point or another, what the heck is a Luffabo?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Allow me to inform you.&amp;nbsp; A Luffabo is a friendly mix between a buffalo, a handsome human being, and a fun-loving chinchilla.&amp;nbsp; That might sound weird to you, but trust me, we're pretty cool.&amp;nbsp; I want to warn you, if you happen to run into one of my ex-girlfriends and ask her what a Luffabo really is, she might tell you it's just a delusional idiot who spends too much time on a website learning and talking about a football team.&amp;nbsp; I would advise you to disregard this person, as she clearly has no idea what she's talking about. If you ask one of my friends, they might tell you that I just like to say the word &quot;Luffabo&quot; in a weird voice, which is infinitely entertaining (to me).&amp;nbsp; They may or may not be correct, those friends of mine.&amp;nbsp; You'll just have to decide for yourself which version to go with..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Without further delay, jump into the land of random Luffabo Rumblings with me....&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Samoans Kick Ass&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And we don't have any.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Y'all might remember my All-Samoan mock draft from a while back, you can find it here: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/3/25/1390585/drafting-warriors-with-flying-hair&quot;&gt;Drafting Warriors with Flying Hair. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In that mock, I professed my affinity for anything Samoan, and made it clear that I would be very disappointed if we didn't draft at least one of those beasts in this years draft.&amp;nbsp; Obviously we didn't do that.&amp;nbsp; And obviously, I am disappointed.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You see, I have this personal theory that having at least one Samoan player on your football team will net you at least one more win per season than you would have, sans Samoan.&amp;nbsp; According to that theory, when we win 11 games this season, you will be able to reasonably assume that had we drafted a Samoan, we would have won 12 times.&amp;nbsp; It's Science, or maybe math, but just don't question it.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Since we didn't bring in any Samoans, I'll just have to resort to watching New Zealand All-Blacks matches on youtube for my fix of Warriors with Flying Hair.&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2wBz0UKh94&quot;&gt;Something like  this.&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-g1N1lZC7g&quot;&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'll also just have to do another All-Samoan ass-kicking mock draft next offseason, and hope that somewhere along the way we bring in a Samoan free agent.&amp;nbsp; But on a serious note, how the heck are we (seemingly) the only team that doesn't have one of these awesome dudes on our team?&amp;nbsp; Seriously?&amp;nbsp; My favorite players in the league and I can't get one of em'!&amp;nbsp; The football gods kick me in the juevos, once again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And always remember, Samoans kick ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Regarding Branson, and the Corollary I Choose to See &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our friend BTID just put up a nice post about second year &quot;tight end&quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/78000/Marquez_Branson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Marquez Branson&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; He showed us what an H-back does in football, and why Branson is a nice fit for the position.&amp;nbsp; Good stuff.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'd like to look at this from another perspective.&amp;nbsp; The team building perspective.&amp;nbsp; It's just another instance of what Josh McDaniels and Brian Xanders are doing with this ball club of ours.&amp;nbsp; In 2008, our tight ends consisted of Graham, Scheffler, and some other dudes I can't remember (maybe that Putzier guy? You remember him, the guy who sustained a life-threatening hit every time he stepped on the field).&amp;nbsp; In 2009, we kept Graham (because he rocks), drafted a guy in the same mold as Graham in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71320/Richard_Quinn&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Richard Quinn&lt;/a&gt; (beastly in-line blocker) in the second round of the draft, and let &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2959/Tony_Scheffler&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tony Scheffler&lt;/a&gt; prove once and for all that he's a good-for-nuthin' ninny throughout the year.&amp;nbsp; This year? We still have Graham, Quinn will be improved and should have a largely expanded role on the squad, and we have a guy named Branson ready to step into the spotlight after we got rid of Sissy-Boy-Deluxe.&amp;nbsp; We also brought him into the fold in 2009 as an undrafted free agent.&amp;nbsp; He stayed behind the scenes last year, he did nothing but learn.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He learned some stuff, and when he learned that stuff, he learned it again.&amp;nbsp; Then, he learned new stuff, learned other stuff, learned that other stuff again, and then learned stuff.&amp;nbsp; You see how this goes?&amp;nbsp; It's called &quot;player development&quot;.&amp;nbsp; What's going on here isn't lip service player development, this is the real deal.&amp;nbsp; This ain't 2006 to 2008 &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Broncos&lt;/a&gt; football baby, this is the new-look Broncos!&amp;nbsp; The front office saw a talented player, a guy with great measurables and a skill-set that they thought could work in the NFL.&amp;nbsp; They picked him up for practically nothing.&amp;nbsp; He came from a small school and shined against fairly weak competition.&amp;nbsp; Does that mean he can't be a stud at the next level?&amp;nbsp; Nope.&amp;nbsp; It just means he might need some time to get there.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They put him behind the depth they already had, and they did that thing to him (learned him good).&amp;nbsp; Now, according to my insider sources, he's ready to emerge from the grunge, he's picking his head up from the playbook, and he's ready to roll.&amp;nbsp; At least I think so... he might need a little more time. :)&amp;nbsp; But we'll see. This isn't to say he's a success and that he's going to be the next Shannon Sharpe, I simply love the way this new leader of ours (Josh McDaniels) goes about his business.&amp;nbsp; He does things &lt;i&gt;the right way&lt;/i&gt;.&amp;nbsp; And that makes me a happy man/buffalo/chinchilla.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In case you haven't had a chance to look at Branson on the field, get yourself acquainted with this jumbo-sized ballerina.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I hope you enjoyed the one-handed catches, the big-man speed, and the passion as much as I did.&amp;nbsp; Now get ready to see it in orange and blue.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Meet your new Strongside Inside Linebacker&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/460813/haggan_mario_mug09.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/460813/haggan_mario_mug09_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Haggan_mario_mug09_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No, that's not Shrek.&amp;nbsp; That's &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1872/Mario_Haggan&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Mario Haggan&lt;/a&gt;. You guys are so insensitive sometimes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By this point, seeing as how we're the most edumacated football fans on the planet around here, I think we're all aware that there's about a 93.4% chance that our starting SILB this season is going to be Mario Haggan.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When this news first drifted my way, I can't say I was overly ecstatic about it.&amp;nbsp; I was one of the goobers hoping for us to get someone in the draft to fill the role (not necessarily McClain, since he's slow and all).&amp;nbsp; So, after the draft, I started looking at this guy as our new guy next to DJ, our run-thumping, tackle making, pass-deflecting force of nature.&amp;nbsp; Having trouble seeing it?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let's sit down and have a little chat about this:&amp;nbsp; Haggan started at LOLB (left outside linebacker) for us last year.&amp;nbsp; His main duty when he was on the field was to set the edge on run plays.&amp;nbsp; In other words, his job was to make sure the runner didn't get outside of him, where there would be no one to tackle him.&amp;nbsp; His job was to funnel runners back into the inside linebackers who were free to make the tackle (in theory).&amp;nbsp; Mario Haggan did a damn good job of this for us.&amp;nbsp; After skipping around from a 4-3 defense in Buffalo, to coming to a &quot;Who-knows-what-the-heezy-that-was&quot; defense in Denver in 2008 where he saw very little action (luckily for him), he finally got his chance to show what he's got last season.&amp;nbsp; And he took it.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mario Haggan is a big dude.&amp;nbsp; He's 6'3&quot; and around 270 pounds, significantly bigger than our run-thumper from last year and the man Haggan is replacing, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2639/Andra_Davis&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Andra Davis&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Davis checked in at 6'1'' and 250 pounds.&amp;nbsp; This represents a trend that McDaniels has been showing us in our linebacker positions: Bigger.&amp;nbsp; McDaniels wants to be bigger, tougher, and smarter than our opponents along the front 7, and that's exactly what he's doing.&amp;nbsp; I saw some evidence of Haggan having decent pass-coverage skills at the linebacker position for us last year, even though it's certainly not his strong suit.&amp;nbsp; He will be asked to do this more often at his new position, so it is something I will be keeping an eye on.&amp;nbsp; If he can be more effective in pass-coverage on third down than Davis was last year, it will go a long way toward solving our woes in that area.&amp;nbsp; Although, I still believe it is the only true remaining weakness of our defensive roster (3rd down pass coverage from our LB's).&amp;nbsp; That sure feels nice to say, considering the only things on the defensive roster that weren't a weakness in 2008 were Champ and Doom.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Ninja Edit Addition: &lt;/i&gt;The other aspect of Haggan's move from OLB to ILB that I love is this:&amp;nbsp; We are putting our best players on the field.&amp;nbsp; I repeat, we are putting our best players on the field.&amp;nbsp; This is something you are able to do when you have a team full of versatile players who can play multiple positions, and it's a beautiful thing.&amp;nbsp; It's yet another example of how our leadership's philosophy and team-building principles will benefit us in the present, and more importantly, in the future.&amp;nbsp; Haggan fits pretty well at OLB on the left side, he did a bang up job for us there last year.&amp;nbsp; But, we drafted a guy who also fits that role pretty well in Robert Ayers.&amp;nbsp; Ayers had his time to learn last year in sharing time with Haggan at OLB, now it's his time to step up there.&amp;nbsp; Now, because we have a guy in Mario Haggan who happens to be a darn good leader and linebacker and who is also one versatile son-of-a-monkey, we can keep them both on the field.&amp;nbsp; It can't be said enough how important it is to be able to field your best players whenever possible, versatility is the key to this, and we have it in spades.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To sum it up, if you haven't guessed already, I feel pretty good about the man stepping into the vital role of LILB for us.&amp;nbsp; Mario Haggan is a smart player, he will know what to do at his new position.&amp;nbsp; He is a solid tackler, he has terrific athleticism for a player of his size, and he is a sure tackler.&amp;nbsp; I expect him to perform at least as well as Davis did against the run from that position last year, and possibly bring some other perks as well.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To close this portion of my random rumblings, I would like to lead you through a visualization of sorts.&amp;nbsp; Just play along...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;OK, close your eyes.&amp;nbsp; Wait, don't close your eyes, because then you can't read the rest of this.&amp;nbsp; Keep your eyes open, but turn off TeleTubbies (I can't believe you watch that.&amp;nbsp; I know, the blue one is cute), so that you can fully focus.&amp;nbsp; Imagine you are &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3032/Darren_Sproles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Darren Sproles&lt;/a&gt; (it's OK, you're only a midget in this imaginarium, and it's only for a bit), you take a hand-off from a lanky, goofy douche-nozzle with a stupid look on his face, you make a slight cut to your right and head towards your intended lane of glory, the hole opened up by your center and right guard.&amp;nbsp; Good lord! Your former teammate &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3038/Jamal_Williams&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Jamal Williams&lt;/a&gt; has killed your center and is waiting to eat you!&amp;nbsp; You quickly make another cut, and dart towards the outside.&amp;nbsp; Uh-oh, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1381/Justin_Bannan&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Justin Bannan&lt;/a&gt; has shed his blockers, closing your lane just inside of your right tackle, what now?&amp;nbsp; You glance to the outside, where your blocking tight end has been engulfed by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71313/Robert_Ayers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Robert Ayers&lt;/a&gt;, he's got the outside angle, there is no way you could beat him to the outside.&amp;nbsp; Even if you could, the Champ is there to cut you down to size, you know this deep in your brain, without thinking.&amp;nbsp; While these thoughts of impending horror are racing through your brain, &lt;strike&gt;Shrek&lt;/strike&gt; Mario Haggan darts through the only hole available, untouched by your comrades, and spears you square in the chest.&amp;nbsp; Stars, visions of sugar plums, wishes of playing for another team, twinkies, daffodils, other munchkins, all these things dance through your head.&amp;nbsp; The play is over, and so is your game.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I may have gotten slightly carried away just then, but my point stands.&amp;nbsp; People are going to have a hell of a time trying to run to their right side against this defense of ours.&amp;nbsp; Teams run to the strong side of their formation the majority of the time (the right side), which is good news for the way this defense is shaping up.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We have a 350 pound nose tackle in the middle, 310 pound Justin Bannan right next to him at LDE, 275 pound Robert Ayers outside of him, and 270 pound Mario Haggan knifing through all of them to make the tackle if they don't.&amp;nbsp; If you're keeping score at home, that's 1,205 pounds of meat in 4 persons on the left side of our defense. Oh, and they're backed by one of the best tackling cornerbacks in the game on that side in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2906/Champ_Bailey&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Champ Bailey&lt;/a&gt;, and flanked in the end of it by Brian Friggin' Dawkins.&amp;nbsp; Good luck with that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would also like to thank Emmett Smith for taking the time to share e-mails with me recently about Mario Haggan.&amp;nbsp; He and I had a few chats about this over a week or so period, so if anything I said about Haggan above sounds remotely intelligent to you, it probably came to me through Doc.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Forgotten Scrambler&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He hasn't really been forgotten, but it sure feels that way sometimes.&amp;nbsp; I want to remind you all of something.&amp;nbsp; We have an elite talent at running back.&amp;nbsp; His name is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71318/Knowshon_Moreno&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Knowshon Moreno&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; He is coming into his second year in this league, he's taken his rookie lumps, he will improve.&amp;nbsp; He is a hard-nosed, versatile, intelligent, humble, spark plug of a kid who's too gosh-darned determined to do anything but dominate in this league.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;All I have to say is, GET READY FOR THE FIREWORKS!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Another episode of &quot;All My Quarterbacks&quot; and &quot;As the Quarterback Turns&quot; and &quot;The Bold and the Quarterback&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is a lot of drama out there about the quarterback situation in Denver.&amp;nbsp; It has damn near turned into a soap opera.&amp;nbsp; My response to anyone who might be having such thoughts would be this:&amp;nbsp; What the hell is wrong with you?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's the situation.&amp;nbsp; We have 4 talented quarterbacks learning how to play behind one of the best quarterback coaches in the game.&amp;nbsp; THIS IS NOT A BAD THING.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last year, we had &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3114/Kyle_Orton&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Kyle Orton&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1838/Chris_Simms&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chris Simms&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71314/Tom_Brandstater&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tom Brandstater&lt;/a&gt; (rookie) as our QB's.&amp;nbsp; That means, and we all saw this first hand, that when our only viable QB got injured, we were in trouble.&amp;nbsp; As bad as our season ended last year, how much worse would it have looked it Kyle wasn't able to recover and play after the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/WAS&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Redskins&lt;/a&gt; game? Chris Simms for 6+ games?&amp;nbsp; Shudder, faint, thud.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This year?&amp;nbsp; We have a solid QB entering his second year in the system, he will surely be improved.&amp;nbsp; If he gets injured this year, there are three guys I feel much better about stepping into the most important position on the field than I did when Chris Simms stepped in last year.&amp;nbsp; And yes, that includes a second year Tom Brandstater, regardless of his fate.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On top of all this, if either Quinn or Tebow beats out Neckbeard this year and earns the starting spot?&amp;nbsp; Terrific!&amp;nbsp; They earned it, McD believes they can do a better job, and they're going to play there.&amp;nbsp; Terrific!&amp;nbsp; If Kyle lights it up this year, stays as our starter throughout the year... Terrific!&amp;nbsp; If he gets hurt, not quite terrific, but we have two studs sitting behind him, TERRIFIC!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Are we getting the theme here?&amp;nbsp; Our QB situation is TERRIFIC!&amp;nbsp; Short of bringing in a reincarnated Johnny Unitas to add depth to the position, I couldn't be any happier with the position group.&amp;nbsp; I'm going to sit back, continue drinking my Sailor Jerry and Coke, and just see what unfolds with this fearsome foursome.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Allright fellow football junkies, I'm signing off.&amp;nbsp; Depending on the response to this post, I'm thinking about making &quot;Luff Rumblings&quot; a bit of a series.&amp;nbsp; I want to check in from time to time and hopefully be able to entertain a little bit, and possibly drop a small shred of football knowledge on some unsuspecting victims (these are not Luffabo droppings, have no fear).&amp;nbsp; What say you, MHR?&lt;/p&gt;



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      <title>Sure as hell don't miss this...</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/5/19/1479029/sure-as-hell-dont-miss-this</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 17:32:35 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class=&quot;description&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brandon Marshall sits out Dolphins OTA practice.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sound familiar?  Even though it's really not that big of a deal, it sure is nice we don't have to worry about this guy any more.  &lt;/p&gt;

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      <title>Doom Vs. Vroom</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/5/17/1475957/doom-vs-vroom</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 20:46:20 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;This post was made in the interest of conversation, debate, and for the purpose of learning something.&amp;nbsp; It wasn't made to point fingers at anyone's opinions, and I don't expect it to devolve into that.&amp;nbsp; I will keep this short, as I hope the meat of the conversation and flow of information happens in the comments, as I am primarily asking a question above all else.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let's get to it.&amp;nbsp; In light of the great news that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2920/Elvis_Dumervil&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Elvis Dumervil&lt;/a&gt; wants to be a Bronco and that our front office are of the same mind, it got me thinking on a subject that has been brewing in my cockamamie mind for entirely too long.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The question?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How bad is our pass-rushing maestro at stopping the run?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This post was made in the interest of conversation, debate, and for the purpose of learning something.&amp;nbsp; It wasn't made to point fingers at anyone's opinions, and I don't expect it to devolve into that.&amp;nbsp; I will keep this short, as I hope the meat of the conversation and flow of information happens in the comments, as I am primarily asking a question above all else.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let's get to it.&amp;nbsp; In light of the great news that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2920/Elvis_Dumervil&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Elvis Dumervil&lt;/a&gt; wants to be a Bronco and that our front office are of the same mind, it got me thinking on a subject that has been brewing in my cockamamie mind for entirely too long.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The question?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How bad is our pass-rushing maestro at stopping the run?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'll let it be known where I stand on the matter while admitting that I am hazy about it, hence the post:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am of the opinion that Doom isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be in the run game.&amp;nbsp; I have seen comments as recently as 5 minutes ago along with several years old, saying things such as, &quot;Doom is a great pass-rusher, but he is a liability in the run game.&quot;&amp;nbsp; And &quot;He can't be considered an elite player until he learns how to defend the run.&quot;&amp;nbsp; And, &quot;He doesn't have the skill set to be effective in the run game, therefore he is, and always will be, a situational pass-rusher.&quot;&amp;nbsp; Along with those thoughts, are the notion that he should not be paid a large contract because of his faults in the run game. But let's not go there, as I'm looking at this more from a tecnical on the field perspective than an economical one.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Numbers&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last season, his first in a new system at an entirely new position, Elvis put up 17 sacks (leading the league) and had 42 tackles.&amp;nbsp; He also didn't miss a single tackle on the season.&amp;nbsp; He is the only player in the league who can boast that stat.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;My Hasty Conclusion&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, as I see it, we can reasonably assume that when Doom is in position to make a tackle, he gets the job done.&amp;nbsp; Therefore, my conclusion is that the only way Doom can be considered a liability in the run game is if he is routinely out of position on running plays.&amp;nbsp; Meaning he either takes the wrong path to the ball carrier, or is taken out of the play completely by a blocker.&amp;nbsp; I haven't seen any empirical evidence that this is the case, so I am going to ask a series of questions in numbered form to make it easier for y'all to discuss.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Q's&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1.&amp;nbsp; What makes Doom a bad run defender at the OLB position?&amp;nbsp; Is it his inability to shed blockers and get to the runner?&amp;nbsp; Is he bad at diagnosing the direction of the play?&amp;nbsp; Another factor?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Does Doom's skillset as a player make him a player &quot;doomed&quot; to always be a situational pass rusher and a liability in the run game?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. How much of the stigma that he is a bad run defender can be attributed to the poor defensive line play on his side from last season? (possibly not referring to the first half of the season, and more so the second half) Is it fair to say that not having a true run-stuffer who demanded a double team amongst our front 3 could be to blame for Doom being blocked out of plays at a high rate?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. How much can he be expected to improve in the run game this season, given that it is his second season at the new position and that he should have some more effective fat guys in front of him?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I will also admit that I probably didn't focus on Dumervil too much in the run game, which is another reason for this post.&amp;nbsp; Since I probably missed the majority of his work against the run last season, I am hoping someone who did put more focus and effort into watching it could chime in with their thoughts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, I was unable to find much video of Dumervil in the run game, his highlights understandably consist of him crunching QB's.&amp;nbsp; Does anyone have any video or statistical evidence of Doom struggling (or excelling) in the run game?&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>LOST (with blitzing and eye-rolling)</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/5/13/1470164/lost-with-blitzing-and-eye-rolling</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
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  &lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;I, your local, tame, bronco-loving Luffabo, recently lucked into the (seemingly) trip of a lifetime.&amp;nbsp; You see, I happened to run into Coach Josh McDaniels in the mountains whilst going on a &quot;Luffabo jog&quot;.&amp;nbsp; Apparently, our fearless leader is into the same type of things I am, who knew? Anyways, thanks to MHR and the wealth of knowledge I have gleaned during my stay here, I was able to greatly impress McD with my take on the team, the schemes, and ultimately what needs to be done to push our team to the next level.&amp;nbsp; I couldn't believe it.&amp;nbsp; I mumbled, stuttered, and drooled my way through my little monologue on the state of the Broncos to the head coach himself, and he lapped it up like a drunken man who had just spilled over the last whiskey in the county.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Miraculously, I was hired as the official &quot;Consultant of General Improvement&quot;.&amp;nbsp; They made that title up just for me, how cool is that? Apparently, my job was to improve the team in any way possible, a &quot;license to thrill&quot;, if you will.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At this point, you may be asking yourself, &quot;What in the world does this have to do with being lost?&quot;&amp;nbsp; Please, let me explain.&amp;nbsp; Shortly after my misguided hire (shhh, don't tell anyone in the organization I actually have no clue what I'm talking about), I happened upon an &quot;Excellence in Athletics&quot; seminar being put on in Brisbane, Australia by a man named Nigel Westphal.&amp;nbsp; This seminar is primarily geared towards athletes of Aussie-Rules Football, but that's neither here nor there.&amp;nbsp; I didn't know much about the man or the program, but the organization must really hold my suggestions in high regard, as they promptly sent over members of the coaching staff, a number of players, and myself to see what we could learn at this seminar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Follow below the fold to see how we got lost...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;I, your local, tame, bronco-loving Luffabo, recently lucked into the (seemingly) trip of a lifetime.&amp;nbsp; You see, I happened to run into Coach Josh McDaniels in the mountains whilst going on a &quot;Luffabo jog&quot;.&amp;nbsp; Apparently, our fearless leader is into the same type of things I am, who knew? Anyways, thanks to MHR and the wealth of knowledge I have gleaned during my stay here, I was able to greatly impress McD with my take on the team, the schemes, and ultimately what needs to be done to push our team to the next level.&amp;nbsp; I couldn't believe it.&amp;nbsp; I mumbled, stuttered, and drooled my way through my little monologue on the state of the Broncos to the head coach himself, and he lapped it up like a drunken man who had just spilled over the last whiskey in the county.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Miraculously, I was hired as the official &quot;Consultant of General Improvement&quot;.&amp;nbsp; They made that title up just for me, how cool is that? Apparently, my job was to improve the team in any way possible, a &quot;license to thrill&quot;, if you will.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At this point, you may be asking yourself, &quot;What in the world does this have to do with being lost?&quot;&amp;nbsp; Please, let me explain.&amp;nbsp; Shortly after my misguided hire (shhh, don't tell anyone in the organization I actually have no clue what I'm talking about), I happened upon an &quot;Excellence in Athletics&quot; seminar being put on in Brisbane, Australia by a man named Nigel Westphal.&amp;nbsp; This seminar is primarily geared towards athletes of Aussie-Rules Football, but that's neither here nor there.&amp;nbsp; I didn't know much about the man or the program, but the organization must really hold my suggestions in high regard, as they promptly sent over members of the coaching staff, a number of players, and myself to see what we could learn at this seminar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Follow below the fold to see how we got lost...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Lost&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I awoke to the feeling of a crab nipping at my ear.&amp;nbsp; After I stopped screaming like a girl, I rolled over and noticed the stream of smoke pouring from the still sinking airplane we were so recently aboard.&amp;nbsp; Astonished, and thoroughly confused, I continued to scan my surroundings.&amp;nbsp; The first thing I noticed was &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3038/Jamal_Williams&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Jamal Williams&lt;/a&gt; laying closest to me, and I clearly remember thinking, &quot;Good lord, that is a large human being&quot;.&amp;nbsp; The next thing I heard was Josh McDaniels exclaim in a clear and authoritative voice, &quot;Is everyone OK?&amp;nbsp; Is anyone hurt?&quot;&amp;nbsp; We all mumbled our affirmations of our surprisingly positive health statuses, and also executed a roll call.&amp;nbsp; Somehow, everyone on the plane survived the crash.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With our health concerns out of the way, we surveyed the scene. Checklist:&amp;nbsp; &lt;i&gt;Plane down. Two packages of peanuts. Stuck on small, uninhabited desert island. Fear. Hungry fat guys. No board games. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After Coach got everyone together, he posed a question we all hoped we had an answer for.&amp;nbsp; &quot;What the hell just happened? Why did the plane crash?&quot;.&amp;nbsp; Trying to be helpful, I piped in, &quot;Well, the last thing I remember is downing those shots of Jack Daniels...&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;His next question, &quot;Why were you taking shots of Jack Daniels on the plane?&quot;.&amp;nbsp; I explained, &quot;Don't you remember Coach?&amp;nbsp; We were playing a drinking game. Every time Dawk screamed &quot;TAKE ITTTTTTTTT!&quot;, we all had to take a shot.&amp;nbsp; Everyone played, except for Dawk and Tebow of course, even the pilots.&amp;nbsp; You were playing too, Coach.&amp;nbsp; It was my idea, it sounded like a fun time.&quot;&amp;nbsp; McDaniels rolled his eyes at me, and said, &quot;Luff, you got us all drunk.&amp;nbsp; Worst of all, you apparently talked our pilots into doing the same thing, resulting in them crashing the plane and us being stranded out here.&amp;nbsp; You're fired.&quot;&amp;nbsp; I nodded my head, &quot;Fair enough.&quot;&amp;nbsp; In hindsight, it was a bad plan, I admit this.&amp;nbsp; My reign as &quot;CGI&quot; of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt; organization was short lived, yet glorious. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Plan&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;McDaniels was quick to jump into action.&amp;nbsp; &quot;Now, how the hell are we going to get off this island?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I saw a hand raised in the back of the group.&amp;nbsp; It was &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71322/Alphonso_Smith&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Alphonso Smith&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; &quot;Coach, I have an idea.&amp;nbsp; If I climb that tree over there, and bring down a coconut, I'd bet you anything that if you tried to throw it to someone, I would intercept it.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;McDaniels rolled his eyes, &quot;Phonz, explain to me how that helps this situation in the slightest?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;I'm not real sure, coach. All I know is that people have been hating on my game in the most serious of fashions, and I'm dog-gone sick of it.&amp;nbsp; So, I bet you anything that I can intercept any coconut you throw.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Phonz, go stand on the far end of the island.&amp;nbsp; Does anyone else have an idea that could help us in any way?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Defensive coordinator Don &quot;Wink&quot; Martindale rumbled forward.&amp;nbsp; &quot;I have a pretty solid idea Coach.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;McDaniels sighed in relief, &quot;Thank goodness... What is it, Wink?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Blitz!&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Wait, What?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;BLITZ!&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Wink, I am well aware that you want to blitz. I'm on board with it.&amp;nbsp; You've made it abundantly clear that you're going to blitz like crazy this year.&amp;nbsp; Now, how in the world does blitzing help us navigate our way off this crappy little island?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;I'm not sure, Coach.&amp;nbsp; I just feel like if you blitz, good things will happen.&amp;nbsp; Can we just try it?&amp;nbsp; BLITZZZZZZZZZ!!!!&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Wink, you're killing me.&amp;nbsp; Seriously, I'm dying inside right now.&amp;nbsp; Go stand next to Phonz on the other side of the island.&quot;&amp;nbsp; After watching Wink sulk off, McDaniels turned back to group. &quot;All right, does anyone have an idea that won't make me want to order Dawkins to get all Wolverine on your sorry butts?&quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108608/Tim_Tebow&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Tim Tebow&lt;/a&gt; stepped forward.&amp;nbsp; &quot;God Bless.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Thank you, Tim.&amp;nbsp; Please feel free to explain that one to us...&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Well, you know, God Bless.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After a quick and well practiced eye roll, &quot;Tim, seriously, how does that help us?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tebow wordlessly started the lonesome walk to the other end of the island, head down in shame.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Before the Coach could again ask the obligatory question, there was a blur, a resounding thud, and a cascade of sand flung over the stranded gridiron greats.&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2920/Elvis_Dumervil&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Elvis Dumervil&lt;/a&gt; popped up, while the unlucky flight attendant stayed down.&amp;nbsp; &quot;Doom, what are you doing?&quot;&amp;nbsp; &quot;Sorry Coach, sometimes I get excited and just have to sack things!&quot; Eye roll. &quot;Doom, would you happen to have a helpful idea amid all that exuberance?&quot;&amp;nbsp; Doom beamed, &quot;Of course, Coach!&amp;nbsp; Sack it!&quot;.&amp;nbsp; McDaniels raised his arm and pointed, and Dumervil started walking.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Coach took a seat in the hot sand, defeated.&amp;nbsp; &quot;You guys are hopeless.&amp;nbsp; If one of you knuckleheads happen to find a Pina Colada, bring it over here.&amp;nbsp; Otherwise, stay away from me.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Plan, Version II&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With their fearless leader deep into a self administered seclusion, the rest of the gang were forced to take the plans of rescue onto their own strapping shoulders.&amp;nbsp; What followed were a great number of ideas, plans, and formulations that were either completely ridiculous, unhelpful, or irrevocably puzzling.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For instance, new wide receiver &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108620/Eric_Decker&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Eric Decker&lt;/a&gt; suggested a plan that included making rope from palm fronts, lashing together Jamal Williams and Chris Baker with said rope, and Eric himself using his bear claws to paddle the makeshift raft to safety.&amp;nbsp; Yikes. A surprisingly shoddy improvisation from a man who scored like Einstein on his Wonderlic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And another:&amp;nbsp; The other players collectively decided that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2906/Champ_Bailey&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Champ Bailey&lt;/a&gt; is fast enough to &quot;run on water&quot;.&amp;nbsp; They literally suggested that Champ could just run across the Pacific Ocean and find help.&amp;nbsp; And while I'm not entirely convinced he couldn't run on water in short spurts, even I rolled my eyes on that one.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The final culmination of all the rigorous and desperate brain-storming looked something like this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Dawkins, Doom, Syd'Quan Thompson (small yet ferocious), and Zane &quot;Insane&quot; Beadles are to enter the unforgiving waters in search of sea creatures who can assist them in traveling to safety.&amp;nbsp; Some suitable animals discussed and yearned for included dolphins, whales, manatees, sea turtles, sharks, and mermaids.&amp;nbsp; The brave warriors were to find these majestic animals, attack them brutally, impose their will upon them, and force them to usher the players to safety where help could be found. &amp;nbsp; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thankfully, that plan was never put into action.&amp;nbsp; The reason?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Escape&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A helicopter.&amp;nbsp; Just as Dawkins was mutating into Weapon X, the familiar whir of chopper blades could be heard in the distance.&amp;nbsp; Rescuers tapped into that handy-dandy black box thing on the plane, and were able to locate the island.&amp;nbsp; Thank goodness, that was a brutal three days.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anti-climactic, I know... What do you want from me?&amp;nbsp; Not every story ends in adventure and explosions, this is real life, after all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Moral&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don't drink and fly.&lt;/p&gt;



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      <title>Lawrence Taylor Arrested on Rape Charges</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/5/6/1460731/lawrence-taylor-arrested-on-rape</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 16:35:39 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class=&quot;link-title&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5167613&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Lawrence Taylor Arrested on Rape&amp;nbsp;Charges&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;description&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;LT has been arrested for the suspected rape of a 15 year old girl.  He's not guilty yet, so let's try not to pass too much judgment.  Unfortunate situation all around, though.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I know LT has had his problems, I think we all do, but I was under the impression he was cleaning himself up as a person.  I hope there is a misunderstanding in here somewhere.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Wes Bunting from NFP loves our first rounders</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/4/27/1448361/wes-bunting-from-nfp-loves-our</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 04:01:47 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class=&quot;link-title&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Round-one-reactions.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Wes Bunting from NFP loves our first&amp;nbsp;rounders&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;description&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wes Bunting from National Football Post loves the Thomas and Tebow picks.  He thinks they are a perfect fit for our system, as their strengths and weaknesses are tailored perfectly for our system.  Interesting, I hadn't thought of it that way yet...  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Here's the part about the Broncos:&lt;/p&gt;

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      <title>The New Blood (picture-book style)</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/4/26/1445670/the-new-blood-picture-book-style</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
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  &lt;p&gt;Our own Emmett &quot;Doc&quot; Smith puts amazing time, effort, and skill into his work here for us, bringing an insight and levity rarely seen elsewhere, even within the ranks of professional sports writers. &amp;nbsp;So, as his prose brings an impressive and ever expansive viewpoint to our Broncos, I have recently posted some articles that lean towards the &quot;comical&quot; side of things. &amp;nbsp;My &quot;Picture-Book&quot; to his &quot;Novella&quot;, if you will. &amp;nbsp;As I know I can't bring the same level of analysis as Doc and some others on the site, I have resorted to humor and pictures riffed from the internet to get my point across. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Follow below the fold for a rather child-like look at our recently drafted &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our own Emmett &quot;Doc&quot; Smith puts amazing time, effort, and skill into his work here for us, bringing an insight and levity rarely seen elsewhere, even within the ranks of professional sports writers. &amp;nbsp;So, as his prose brings an impressive and ever expansive viewpoint to our Broncos, I have recently posted some articles that lean towards the &quot;comical&quot; side of things. &amp;nbsp;My &quot;Picture-Book&quot; to his &quot;Novella&quot;, if you will. &amp;nbsp;As I know I can't bring the same level of analysis as Doc and some others on the site, I have resorted to humor and pictures riffed from the internet to get my point across. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Follow below the fold for a rather child-like look at our recently drafted &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE ENIGMA&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441776/the-mystery-machine.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441776/the-mystery-machine_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;The-mystery-machine_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Demaryius &quot;the Mystery&quot; Thomas. &amp;nbsp;I'll admit, I was surprised by the pick. &amp;nbsp;I will also assume the rest of you stared at the screen in disbelief for about 45 seconds before the gears started churning and we tried to understand why our first pick of our draft, was indeed the first pick of our draft. &amp;nbsp;I watched the draft at my old man's house, and I faintly remember him snapping his fingers in my ear repeatedly, trying to wake me from my &quot;shock coma&quot; that lasted an indeterminate amount of time. &amp;nbsp;I think I came out of my &quot;shock coma&quot; with a little bit of drool rolling down my face, weird...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am calling him &quot;The Enigma&quot;, because I honestly have no idea what to expect from this guy. &amp;nbsp;I wouldn't be surprised if he is a perennial pro-bowl monster very soon, and I also wouldn't be surprised if he is a huge bust. &amp;nbsp;He might be the replacement for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/2944/Brandon_Marshall&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Brandon Marshall&lt;/a&gt; while also being the true deep threat that we crave, and he might be Ashlie Lelie version 2.0 (Heresy, I know). &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He's a physical specimen, a man with the size of BM and more speed than BM, he is also devoid of baggage, a straight-shooter, despite his troubled early life (I couldn't imagine that sort of upbringing). &amp;nbsp;These are all good things. &amp;nbsp;However, we're all acutely aware that he is apparently unsure of what a &quot;route&quot; is, with the exception of what his paper-boy told him on the subject. &amp;nbsp;This is, to say the least, troubling. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I still like the pick, McDaniels seems to think he can come in and be our #1 receiver, sooner rather than later. &amp;nbsp;I trust him to build this young talent into something special, but until I see it on the field, Bay Bay will remain an enigma to me. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sidenote: &amp;nbsp;Bay Bay? &amp;nbsp;Really? &amp;nbsp;I know my &quot;Enigma&quot; and &quot;Mystery&quot; tags probably won't catch on with this guy, because they're neither catchy nor flattering to our new WR, but Bay Bay? &amp;nbsp;Can you think of a worse nickname? &amp;nbsp;I mean, seriously, just call him &quot;Pookie&quot;, slap a target on his back as a kid, and watch him get bullied to oblivion. &amp;nbsp;I guess it's a good thing he's huge, athletic, and apparently well respected. &amp;nbsp;So, can we quickly come up with a new nickname for him? &amp;nbsp;Let's feel free to use &quot;Enigma&quot;, because I've always thought that was a cool word. &amp;nbsp;E-N-I-G-M-A.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE SAINT&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441788/1705303.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441788/1705303_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;1705303_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I tried my very hardest to find a picture combining a Saint and Superman. &amp;nbsp;Because that's the direction I'm going here with our new QB, but that was a harder task than I first expected. &amp;nbsp;I ended up with a small, bearded, cartoon Saint. &amp;nbsp;It'll have to do. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We all know what we got with our second first-rounder, and it already has been and will continue to be over-analysed, over-talked about, over-pictured, over-videoed, and over-everythinged, so I'll keep this one short. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Leading up to the draft, I was openly against picking this player, and was one of the many rolling his eyes when Sayre continued to advocate his selection (Kudos to you Sayre, and bravo!). &amp;nbsp;I never thought it would happen, I thought Neckbeard was our man for the future, and had high hopes for the two guys behind him, if Orton didn't happen to work out. &amp;nbsp;Needless to say, I went into another &quot;shock coma&quot; after this pick, I was sure we were taking &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/109087/Dan_Williams&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Dan Williams&lt;/a&gt;. I'm pretty sure my father splashed some of his recently poured screwdriver into my face to bring me back to life (an unpleasant awakening). &amp;nbsp;I honestly don't even remember what happened after our pick through the end of the first round. &amp;nbsp;It was an interesting 20 minutes, with the Old Man screaming obscenities (he's a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DAL&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Cowboys&lt;/a&gt; fan) at the top of his lungs, ripping apart the &quot;rip-apart referee doll&quot;, and stomping around the room like a crazed Yak. &amp;nbsp;Shortly followed by one of my patented &quot;shock comas featuring liberal amounts of drool&quot;, followed by a splash of orange juice and vodka thrown in my face. &amp;nbsp;A messy situation, no doubt. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyways, while I wouldn't call myself a &quot;hater&quot; of our new pick before we got him, I am now firmly in the &quot;pro&quot; camp in regards to the situation. &amp;nbsp;We are all acutely aware of what he brings to the table, and acutely aware of what he needs to work on. &amp;nbsp;Coupled with our QB guru coach, I believe this new talent and the work ethic and desire for all things football will result in a happy marriage. &amp;nbsp;Seriously, I think they might get married at some point down the line, there is an odd attraction I've picked up on between the two of them. &amp;nbsp;That could get awkward, but as long as we win some MF games... amiright?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sidenote: &amp;nbsp;Did you notice how I didn't say his name once that whole time? &amp;nbsp;Are you impressed? &amp;nbsp;I am.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE INSANE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441812/372904362_tn-150x188.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441812/372904362_tn-150x188_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;372904362_tn-150x188_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also known as, &quot;The Guy Who Stands Next to Clady&quot;. &amp;nbsp;That one is a little too long though. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, you may be asking yourself, why &quot;The Insane&quot;. &amp;nbsp;Good question!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While I have no evidence of this, I sincerely believe that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108527/Zane_Beadles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Zane Beadles&lt;/a&gt; is crazy. &amp;nbsp;I mean, yeah, he looks like a&amp;nbsp;lovable teddy bear in the picture above, but I think there is something lurking underneath. &amp;nbsp;Look at that grin, and those eyes, he's got &quot;crazy eyes&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The logic: &amp;nbsp;We picked this guy in the second round, well above where he was expected to go. &amp;nbsp;Yes, he's a team leader, a charismatic guy, a versatile linemen, and a guy who was handpicked by our brain-trust to stand next to Clady for the next 10 years and crunch skulls like one of those scary robots with red eyes from Terminator. &amp;nbsp;However, to earn that high draft pick, I believe he is an absolute maniac on the field, it's the only explanation. &amp;nbsp;I look forward to watching him work, it should be fun.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sidenote: &amp;nbsp;I just wanted to continue my trend of &quot;sidenoting&quot;, mostly because I think it's fun. &amp;nbsp;But, since we're on nicknames here... this guy doesn't need one! &amp;nbsp;If you can think of a better football name than &quot;Zane Beadles&quot;, please, share that name. &amp;nbsp;That is truly a kick-ass football name. &amp;nbsp;This brings up a subject I am fond of, &quot;football names&quot;. &amp;nbsp;Seriously, I think there is something to this. &amp;nbsp;It seems like any guy that has a good, tough, football name, is destined to do good things. &amp;nbsp;Maybe it's a &quot;sub-conscious&quot; thing, I might have to delve into this more later...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE PANCAKE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441824/pancakes.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441824/pancakes_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Pancakes_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also known as J.D. &quot;IHOP&quot; Walton. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Apparently, if you count all those delicious pancakes in the provided picture, it is roughly the amount of times Walton put a defensive player on his behind during a play, also known as a &quot;pancake block&quot;. &amp;nbsp;This is something I can appreciate. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Really, what else can you ask for from an offensive linemen during a play? That's the ultimate, &quot;No way in hell are you touching my QB&quot; statement. Wonderific!, or wonderful and terrific all rolled into one. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think we need more food names that can correlate to a certain type of play on the football field. &amp;nbsp;Here are some suggestions, please feel free to join in:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Waffle: &amp;nbsp;When a linemen manages to knock down an opponent, and manages to also step on that opponent. &amp;nbsp;The waffle part of it would refer to the indentations left behind by the cleats. &amp;nbsp;I hope for roughly 134 &quot;Waffles&quot; from our new defensive line this year. &amp;nbsp;And another 37 thrown in from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1313/Brian_Dawkins&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Brian Dawkins&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Crepe: &amp;nbsp;When a player is double-teamed and knocked to the ground or tackled, and 2 or more players lie on top of him for an extended period of time.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Omelet: When a player is hit so hard his helmet flies off. &amp;nbsp;Think of eggs cracking...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Interestingly, all of my suggestions are related to breakfast foods... my mind works in strange ways...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sidenote: I think either &quot;Pancake&quot; or &quot;IHOP&quot; are excellent nicknames for our new center. &amp;nbsp;I mean, it's a double whammy! &amp;nbsp;It's funny on one side because he's kind of overweight, and it also fits because he likes to smash people, resulting in pancakes. &amp;nbsp;It's a win-win, and a keeper.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE BEAR&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441833/a-grizzly-bear-paw-thumb3269371.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441833/a-grizzly-bear-paw-thumb3269371_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;A-grizzly-bear-paw-thumb3269371_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I included our new wide receiver in my last post, which was also my one and only mock draft. &amp;nbsp;I shared my experience of meeting Decker at Safeway when he was here for his visit, and how I snapped a picture of his &quot;hand&quot;. &amp;nbsp;Turns out, we drafted an actual grizzly bear. &amp;nbsp;We knew he had big hands, but what we didn't know was that we got a real live bear. &amp;nbsp;Cool!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On a serious note, this guy was thrown at 350 times during his career, and had 3 dropped passes. 3! &amp;nbsp;Apparently his bear paws are lined with velcro, super-glue, or black tar. &amp;nbsp;Amazing. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obviously, I love this pick. &amp;nbsp;I think it's a great value where we got him, and think we have our new Eddie Mac, as silly as it may be to say at this point. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My only concern with him is durability issues, specifically his foot injury. &amp;nbsp;I really don't like foot injuries, as they seem to be recurring and a constant pain for players who have that problem. &amp;nbsp;Hopefully, it was a one time thing and it won't be a problem for him going forward. &amp;nbsp;Interestingly, Demaryius also had a foot problem. So both of our new wide receivers are in the same boat there. &amp;nbsp;Do we have a world renowned foot doctor on staff that I don't know about?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Pilfering&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441836/thief_320055.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441836/thief_320055_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Thief_320055_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;I'm not referring to the player here, as much as I am referring to what we did to go get him. &amp;nbsp;I mean, we stole the heck out of this guy. &amp;nbsp;I'm pretty sure McDaniels put on a suit, one of those cool bowler's hats, and got all &quot;Thomas Crown Affair&quot; in this bisnatch. &amp;nbsp;If any of you have seen that movie, the new one with Pierce Brosnan... is that not the coolest scene? &amp;nbsp;You know, the one where there's like 30 guys running around the museum in the end, and they're all dressed the same, and there's that awesome music playing, and they steal that painting from under the noses of the cops who are there waiting to bust them already. &amp;nbsp;I can just picture McDaniels and Xanders in those suits, with those hats, with the briefcases, wandering around behind the scenes of the draft, and just stealing &lt;/i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108693/Perrish_Cox&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;Perrish Cox&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt; from under the noses of everyone else. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Mark my words, this guy is going to be huge for us. &amp;nbsp;He could be THE steal of the draft this year. &amp;nbsp;He is a potential #1 impact cornerback, and in my view, a definite starter. &amp;nbsp;He also fills a huge need for us, he is an impact return guy. &amp;nbsp;Don't be surprised when he takes over for either Goodie or Champ in a year or two, shuts some people down, and is returning kicks to the house left and right. &amp;nbsp;I LOVE this pick. &amp;nbsp;The concerns: &amp;nbsp;Yeah, yeah, I know, he's got character issues. &amp;nbsp;Some of you &quot;negative ninnies&quot; might be saying, &quot;Yeah, he's good, but he's a headcase. It doesn't go along with what McDaniels has been saying and doing this whole time, he's an idiot and only gets rid of the guys with problems but doesn't have a problem bringing in new ones as long as they're his guys&quot; with random whining and crying sounds interspersed throughout your little baby rant. &amp;nbsp;Well, I say to you, &quot;Shut it.&quot; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Here's the deal, we have just about put the ending touches on turning this locker room into a place filled with team-first leaders who are willing to do whatever it takes to win. &amp;nbsp;After that culture has been established, a player with some slight issues can be brought into the fold with the expectation that the rest of the guys will keep him in line, and teach him the right way to do things. &amp;nbsp;This is usually done at a low cost with not a lot of risk involved (ie: a veteran troublemaker with talent who can be signed to a cheap contract laden with incentives to minimize the risk, and taking a player in the draft who is a huge value at the spot he was taken). &amp;nbsp;Basically, we got a first-round talent CB at a 5th round price. &amp;nbsp;WHAMMY! &amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE NASTY&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441842/2405693426_da2a8ac80e_o.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441842/2405693426_da2a8ac80e_o_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;2405693426_da2a8ac80e_o_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is how I envision our other new center. &amp;nbsp;Apparently, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108492/Eric_Olsen&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Eric Olsen&lt;/a&gt; is a nasty fellow. &amp;nbsp;As in, he's mean on the field, and he wants to hurt someone. &amp;nbsp;Excelente! &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's a quote from the scouting report that good ol' Tim Lynch provided for us:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Feisty and aggressive is the best way to describe Olsen's play in the trenches&quot;. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sounds like a plan to me, fellas. &amp;nbsp;I noticed a trend in the three fat dudes we brought in this year... They're all feisty, smart, and versatile. &amp;nbsp;Man, that's surprising! &amp;nbsp;Oh wait, it's not surprising at all. &amp;nbsp;This is the direction the team is going, get used to it, and get excited about, because it's a very good thing.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE PREDATOR&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441857/2275-predator.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441857/2275-predator_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;2275-predator_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I watched some footage of Syd'Quan Thompson playing football, and I couldn't help but think of the Predator. &amp;nbsp;First of all, he has dreads, which is cool. &amp;nbsp;Dreads are cool. &amp;nbsp;The Predator has dreads. &amp;nbsp;Secondly, he plays like that cool three-pronged laser weapon that the Predator has. &amp;nbsp;Seriously, go watch the clip of Syd'Quan that Tim Lynch included in his post. &amp;nbsp;Any time a run or screen pass came his direction, he seriously blew it up like a laser guided missile. &amp;nbsp;Considering this guy is smaller than I am, and about 1/3 the size of a real Predator, this is very impressive.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I really like this player, but I won't pretend that he doesn't have some serious hurdles to overcome. &amp;nbsp;He's small, even for the smallest position group on the field, and he's rather slow for such a small guy. &amp;nbsp;Not a good combo. &amp;nbsp;He makes up for this with unrivaled tenacity, an ability to make crushing tackles, and above-average instincts. &amp;nbsp;I'm rooting for the dude, and I think we deserve a player with dreadlocks who isn't the absolute worst player in the history of the NFL. &amp;nbsp;Agreed?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE PAJAMMIES&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441863/pajamas.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/441863/pajamas_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Pajamas_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This one is a definite reach, and barely relevant. &amp;nbsp;My sister used to call pajamas, &quot;jammies&quot;. &amp;nbsp;So, when I saw that we drafted a guy called &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108454/Jammie_Kirlew&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Jammie Kirlew&lt;/a&gt;, I couldn't help but chuckle and then think of pajamas. &amp;nbsp;For the record, our new depth at OLB doesn't pronounce his name like it looks, it's actually pronounced how the name should be spelled, &quot;Jamie&quot;. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obviously, I don't know much about this guy, other than the fact that he has a non-stop motor and knows how to get to the QB. &amp;nbsp;He might be a practice squad guy, and could even be training camp fodder, like our 7th rounder last year. &amp;nbsp;But I'll always root for a guy who plays his heart out, every down of the game. &amp;nbsp;So, best of luck to you, Pajammy!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Final sidenote: &amp;nbsp;Some of you might remember my &quot;All-Samoan&quot; mock draft from a few weeks ago. &amp;nbsp;You also might remember what I said, &quot;we have to get a Samoan on our team this year through the draft, we need at least one of these guys!&quot; I have a theory, based on absolutely no scientific evidence or statistical data of any sort, that having just one Samoan player on your football team will net you at least one extra win every year. &amp;nbsp;I believe in that theory. Well, it didn't happen, and I am sad about that. &amp;nbsp;No flying hair, no haka dances before the game, no scary warriorism, it's all very depressing.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, I still love the direction this team is going, and am very happy with the draft overall. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm restarting the chant right now, 13-3 Baby!! Until we ain't.&lt;/p&gt;



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  &lt;p&gt;That's right, I'm calling it now, this mock draft is the official &quot;Holy crap, that guy called every move and pick we made!&quot; mock draft. &amp;nbsp; Every pick and thought I have in here is going to come to fruition, you can quote me on it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;I'll even go so far as to make a wager with you all: &amp;nbsp;If even one pick I make in this mock is wrong, as&amp;nbsp;penance&amp;nbsp;I will set up a PayPal account where you can all donate $1 to the fund I have set up to be given to one hopeless MHR addict per year. You see? It's for a good cause, I will handle everything. &amp;nbsp;It will be a ton of hard work, but I'm willing to step up and do it, it's the least I can do. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Without further delay, make the jump to see what players will be chosen to shape the future for the Broncos.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That's right, I'm calling it now, this mock draft is the official &quot;Holy crap, that guy called every move and pick we made!&quot; mock draft. &amp;nbsp; Every pick and thought I have in here is going to come to fruition, you can quote me on it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;I'll even go so far as to make a wager with you all: &amp;nbsp;If even one pick I make in this mock is wrong, as&amp;nbsp;penance&amp;nbsp;I will set up a PayPal account where you can all donate $1 to the fund I have set up to be given to one hopeless MHR addict per year. You see? It's for a good cause, I will handle everything. &amp;nbsp;It will be a ton of hard work, but I'm willing to step up and do it, it's the least I can do. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Without further delay, make the jump to see what players will be chosen to shape the future for the Broncos.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;*TRADE ALERT* THE DENVER BRONCOS TRADE PICK 183 AND A FEMALE SEA MONSTER TO THE OAKLAND RAIDERS FOR THE 8TH OVERALL*&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;WITH THE 8TH OVERALL PICK IN THE DRAFT, THE DENVER BRONCOS SELECT: Eric Berry, S, Tennessee&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know, to a normal person, that trade doesn't seem fair. &amp;nbsp;But if you look at it from Al Davis' perspective, it's the deal of the century. &amp;nbsp;You see, Al Davis is a sea monster. &amp;nbsp;The evidence?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/434440/al.png&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/434440/al_medium.png&quot; alt=&quot;Al_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, we find him a suitable mate for the first time in his lonely, sea monster existence, and package it with our 6th rounder, and it's a win-win scenario for both sides. &amp;nbsp;I hate to do something that actually makes Al Davis happy, but giving up a Plesiosaur in return for a complete stud at safety seems like something we can live with. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I almost forgot to introduce you to Al's new gal:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Now that's a match made in heaven!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;WITH THE 11TH PICK IN THE DRAFT, THE DENVER BRONCOS SELECT: &amp;nbsp;Ndamukong Suh, DL, Nebraska&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At this point, you may be saying, &quot;Luff, he's not going to last to pick 11, you giant moron!&quot;. &amp;nbsp;Please, put down your pitchforks and let me explain. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There has been a recent trend of both free agent veterans and players going into the draft from college really looking at Denver as a premier destination. &amp;nbsp;They're loving what's going on here. &amp;nbsp;On draft day, Kong goes to every team picking before us and tells them, &quot;Look, I want to play in Denver, I would like a prancing horse on my helmet, if you pick me I will eat your lower leg like a chicken wing. &amp;nbsp;Don't do it.&quot; &amp;nbsp;I also heard him say, &quot;I love mountains, &amp;nbsp;I hate Detroit and any other city that isn't a mile high. Pick me and I will climb your tallest building, and snatch low-flying planes in the area for the rest of my time on this earth.&quot; &amp;nbsp;Kong is a very large, very scary man, so everyone listened to him. &amp;nbsp;He &quot;fell&quot; to us at #11, and we both got our wish, Suh is a Bronco!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;WITH THE 43RD PICK IN THE DRAFT, THE DENVER BRONCOS SELECT: Sean Weatherspoon, LB, Mizzou&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again, I know, Spoon isn't going to last this long. &amp;nbsp;How'd we get him then? &amp;nbsp;Well, it's an unprecedented situation that has never happened before in the NFL. &amp;nbsp;It falls under rule 25483.DB#1 of the NFL rulebook. &amp;nbsp;This rule states that &quot;any player entering the league through the draft who has a father active as a player, can only be drafted by the team on which his father is employed.&quot; &amp;nbsp;It sounds odd, I know, it's sort of a &quot;reverse-nepotism&quot; rule. &amp;nbsp;But it sure works out well for us.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is a little known secret: Spoon is actually the son of our very own &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1313/Brian_Dawkins&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Brian Dawkins&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;nbsp;They managed to keep the secret over the years, so that this never before used rule wouldn't be changed, ensuring that Dawk and Spoon could join forces in the NFL. &amp;nbsp;What do we have now? &amp;nbsp;We have Wolverine and Sabretooth. &amp;nbsp;Goodness gracious! &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have a quote from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3032/Darren_Sproles&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Darren Sproles&lt;/a&gt; after the first game between the Broncos and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/SDC&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chargers&lt;/a&gt; in the 2010 season. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;I received the handoff, and burst through the hole to see Brian Dawkins flying through on a blitz, I somehow managed to juke him and his adamantium claws, I still don't know how I did it. &amp;nbsp;After surviving that encounter, I looked up to see Spoon staring at me with this crazy look on his face, I think he wanted to eat me. &amp;nbsp;I know I'm small, but a human being still shouldn't want to eat me. &amp;nbsp;So, I was scared, obviously. &amp;nbsp;I'll admit it, because you would do the same in that situation, but I pee'd myself and just fell over. &amp;nbsp;I hope to never see that sight again, I might be retiring tomorrow, actually, or just before the next time we play Denver.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow, that's just neat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/434461/sabretooth.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/434461/sabretooth_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Sabretooth_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;WITH THE 45TH PICK IN THE DRAFT, THE DENVER BRONCOS SELECT: &amp;nbsp;Toby Gerhart, RB, Stanford&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In a strange twist of events, and another mysterious &quot;father-son&quot; story, it turns out that Toby is the real son of Chuck Norris. &amp;nbsp;We have been under the impression (wrongly) that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/34972/Peyton_Hillis&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Peyton Hillis&lt;/a&gt; was the heir apparent to Norris. &amp;nbsp;When in fact, that man is Gerhart. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To prove this, I will include a few things I have heard about Toby Gerhart:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Toby Gerhart can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Faster than a speeding bullet... more powerful than a locomotive... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... Yes, these are some of Toby Gerhart's warm-up exercises.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Needless to say, I'm fairly excited that we picked him up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/434476/superman226.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/434476/superman226_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Superman226_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I picked the corniest Superman picture I could find for this, I hope you guys appreciate it as much as I do. &amp;nbsp;I mean, that picture is truly, and horrifyingly corny.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;WITH THE 80TH PICK IN THE DRAFT, THE DENVER BRONCOS SELECT: &amp;nbsp;Eric Decker, WR, Minnesota&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a much, much better pick than you could even imagine. &amp;nbsp;Apparently, this guy has huge hands. &amp;nbsp;This is a plus for a guy who catches balls for a living. &amp;nbsp;But, I keep hearing that they're like, really huge. &amp;nbsp;&quot;Bear-like&quot;. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, when he got to the Broncos facilities after being drafted, McDaniels got his first real look at those mitts of his, and posed this reasonable question, &quot;Are you a bear?&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Decker replied, &quot;Yes.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, it turns out we drafted a grizzly bear in the third round, terrific value!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I actually ran into Decker at Safeway a little while back, and snapped a picture of one of his mitts. &amp;nbsp;Errr, paw. &amp;nbsp;Claw? Pad? &amp;nbsp;Hand? I'm not sure what the proper and&amp;nbsp;courteous&amp;nbsp;vernacular is for describing a bear's (insert your chosen word) who acts like a man. &amp;nbsp; Here is that picture:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/434482/a-grizzly-bear-paw-thumb3269371.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/434482/a-grizzly-bear-paw-thumb3269371_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;A-grizzly-bear-paw-thumb3269371_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;WITH THE 114TH PICK OF THE DRAFT, THE DENVER BRONCOS SELECT: Mike Iupati, OL, Idaho&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the last time fellas, I know he is supposed to go in the 1st round! &amp;nbsp;Let me tell you what happened here...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pretty much every other team in the league has tried to draft him by this point, some multiple times. &amp;nbsp;However, when he heard them all pronounce his name &quot;Lou-Potty&quot;, he vowed to never play for those teams. &amp;nbsp;Brian Xanders was the first team representative to call him and pronounce his name correctly. &amp;nbsp;Who knew that saying &quot;Ee-you-potty&quot; to a grown man would be the key to getting a 1st round talent in the 4th? &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Awesome value! &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There's our token warrior Samoan, now I'm really a happy camper!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/434491/a_20samoan_20warrior.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/434491/a_20samoan_20warrior_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;A_20samoan_20warrior_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;WITH THE 220TH PICK IN THE DRAFT, THE DENVER BRONCOS SELECT: &amp;nbsp;Zoltan Mesko, P, Michigan&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Amazingly, this is the biggest steal of the draft for us.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After we draft Zoltan (coolest name ever? I vote yes.), he heartbreakingly shatters his kicking leg in a freak grape-mashing accident. &amp;nbsp;However, once the cast comes off, his leg works better than before, like a Ferrari piston. &amp;nbsp;On his return, he fires out punts that can travel up to 165 yards in the air. &amp;nbsp;I also have this quote from a reliable source:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;He kicked the ball, and it disappeared. &amp;nbsp;No one knows what happened to it.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just realized, the amazing Zoltan story I just related to you, sounds an awful lot like that movie &quot;Rookie of the Year&quot;. &amp;nbsp;You know, the one where the 13-year old'ish kid breaks his arm, and when he gets his cast off he can throw a 110 MPH fast ball and plays in the major's? &amp;nbsp;Cool stuff&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/435118/adoqww.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/435118/adoqww_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Adoqww_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt; . &amp;nbsp;Well, I tend to think we did fairly well in the draft. &amp;nbsp;Let's recap:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eric Berry, S, Tennessee&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ndamukong Suh, DL, Nebraska&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sean Weatherspoon, LB, Mizzou&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Toby Gerhart, RB, Stanford&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eric Decker (Bear), WR, Minnesota&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mike Iupati, OL, Idaho&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Zoltan Mesko, P, Michigan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, there you go! Your 2010 &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt; rookie class!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just close your eyes for at least 1 minute, allow yourself to dream about this happening. &amp;nbsp;Imagine a game where all these guys join our veterans, and collectively kick the bajeezuz out of every team in the league on the way to 11 straight super bowls. &amp;nbsp;Fun, right? &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;



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      &lt;h5&gt;Definite massive, community heart attack.  MHR forced to close for lack of fans existence&lt;/h5&gt;
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      <title>Spoon over McClain</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/4/16/1426639/spoon-over-mcclain</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:54:00 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class=&quot;link-title&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bleacherreport.com/articles/379122-2010-nfl-draft-showdown-rolando-mcclain-vs-sean-weatherspoon&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Spoon over&amp;nbsp;McClain&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;description&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;While this article has some misguided opinions, I agree with what he's saying, which is also in agreement with what I've been saying for the last 3 weeks or so:  We want Sean Weatherspoon, not Rolando McClain.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;He eludes to the obvious, that McClain's sickness makes him a big risk.  But he also talks about what I've been saying for a while now, and that's that McClain will struggle slightly at the next level with his lack of ideal foot speed.  Spoon is a little smaller, but also a little faster, and still hits hard enough and reads the running game well enough to be considered an elite run-thumper at the position.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Here's to hoping we get Spoon at 11...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <link>http://www.denverstiffs.com/2010/4/15/1424227/bend-the-flutes-silence-the-jazz</link>
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  &lt;p&gt;Thanks to the very surprising juggernaut that is the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/PHO&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Phoenix Suns&lt;/a&gt;, we don't have to play those same Suns in the first round, and get home court against the men with flutes. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While I had a rough night in our regular-season's final game (didn't we all), I can chalk that up to &quot;tee-many-martooni's&quot;. &amp;nbsp;While I still worry about our ability to regain our focus, form, and confidence going into the playoffs, I still have faith in the guys to get it done.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Follow below the fold for my take on our upcoming &quot;Miners against Musicians&quot; playoff contest. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks to the very surprising juggernaut that is the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/PHO&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Phoenix Suns&lt;/a&gt;, we don't have to play those same Suns in the first round, and get home court against the men with flutes. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While I had a rough night in our regular-season's final game (didn't we all), I can chalk that up to &quot;tee-many-martooni's&quot;. &amp;nbsp;While I still worry about our ability to regain our focus, form, and confidence going into the playoffs, I still have faith in the guys to get it done.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Follow below the fold for my take on our upcoming &quot;Miners against Musicians&quot; playoff contest. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;General Juice -&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We all know what we really need to win a playoffs series. &amp;nbsp;And that's energy. &amp;nbsp;I think we're all acutely aware that we've struggled to find energy at times this season, so I won't harp on it any longer. &amp;nbsp;But, if we fail to get sufficiently motivated, it's over. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431410/renewable-energy-in-tourism.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431410/renewable-energy-in-tourism_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Renewable-energy-in-tourism_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Don't switch, Silly! &amp;nbsp; -&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm not sure when &quot;switching&quot; became the cornerstone of our defensive philosophy, as opposed to, you know, actually guarding somebody. &amp;nbsp;I want my team to match up with an offense by matching size, speed, and skills, and lock-down on those matchups with fervor. &amp;nbsp;What I don't want to see? &amp;nbsp;The defense hopping around, pointing at each other, switching little defenders onto big offensive weapons for no apparent reason. &amp;nbsp;This type of defense makes it look like they're trying, but really, it's an illusion. &amp;nbsp;They look like a swarm of ants, busy doing something, we're just not sure what... I know one thing, they're not busy getting in the marauder's faces, getting physical with them, or any of those things that force an offense to miss shots, or actually earn their makes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431407/smart-switch_69.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431407/smart-switch_69_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Smart-switch_69_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The solution to this problem: &amp;nbsp;Nut up, get physical, get nasty, show some pride in defense again, and bust em' in the friggin' teeth! &amp;nbsp;Sounds easy, right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Make D-Will cancel his AAA membership&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This one is simple, if &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21655/Deron_Williams&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Deron Williams&lt;/a&gt; is on the floor, so is Aaron Afflalo. &amp;nbsp;While they're on the floor together, Afflalo is guarding Williams. &amp;nbsp;If anyone thinks about switching, so that Afflalo is not guarding Williams, the team collectively punch themselves in the head, as a team. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While this one should be pretty obvious, and makes perfect sense, it won't happen. &amp;nbsp;Coaches (not just Adrian &quot;Zombie&quot; Dantley) in the NBA seem to enjoy making things more difficult for themselves. &amp;nbsp;They continuously ignore obvious tactical advantages in favor of, well, untactical disadvantages. &amp;nbsp;Again, this one won't happen, Chauncey and JR and, ugh, AC will all be tasked with guarding the ever dangerous Deron... but again, they shouldn't. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We all know that Williams is Utah's key playmaker, which is why putting our best lockdown defender on him makes so much sense. &amp;nbsp;So again, put Afflalo on Williams at all times, don't give him a chance to breathe, let AAA frustrate him, take him out of his game, and the rest will follow. &amp;nbsp;If this comes at the expense of playing time to JR and Lawson and Billups, so be it. &amp;nbsp;Controlling the other teams best player is infinitely more important than the off chance that JR goes on one of his awe-inspiring hot streaks. &amp;nbsp;More important than the off chance that those pesky aliens who used the glowing basketball to steal Chauncey's basketball talent and IQ return it before Saturday. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431404/aaa.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431404/aaa_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Aaa_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, say it with me, AAA all day! &amp;nbsp; If you're wondering how that translates verbally, it's actually &quot;Triple A all day!&quot;... That's the chant. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bring the Croissants -&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In Petro we trust. &amp;nbsp;He has been getting more minutes, finally. &amp;nbsp;He has been improving, he is the legitimate 7-foot presence we have needed on the floor. &amp;nbsp;He's long, he's active, he's a warm body. &amp;nbsp;Our big men are breaking down, Kenyon is back but needs his minutes limited. &amp;nbsp;Birdman's wings have seemingly been clipped, I'll chalk that one up to a combination of overuse and injuries. &amp;nbsp;Nene, I don't know what to think about Nene, he's either hurt, the aliens got him too (Bill Murray to the rescue?), or he's turned into a scared chicken. &amp;nbsp;He certainly needs to step up, but that's not the point. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431401/croissant1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431401/croissant1_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Croissant1_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The point is, and I'm looking at you Dantley/Karl, trust the French Revolution. &amp;nbsp;Don't get scared now that it's the playoffs and return him to the bench. &amp;nbsp;We need him to spell the other bigs, he's the only healthy/young one we've got. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, say it with me, Viva La Petro!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Leave the kids at home -&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By kids I mean &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21804/Malik_Allen&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Malik Allen&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/24208/Anthony_Carter&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Anthony Carter&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;nbsp;Seriously, leave them on the side of the road, take away their key-cards, don't let them in the stadium, under threat of death. &amp;nbsp;Okay, fine, they're nice guys and they don't deserve that kind of treatment, yeah yeah yeah. &amp;nbsp;Here's the compromise: &amp;nbsp;Allow them to sit on the bench and be good cheerleaders for the rest of the team, but put them in&amp;nbsp;straight-jackets featuring padlocks for two hours before the game, during the game, and until two hours after the game. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431395/straight-jacket1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431395/straight-jacket1_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Straight-jacket1_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We all know what these guys bring to the table, nothing. &amp;nbsp;Leave them on the bench. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, say it with me, Parents Night Out!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Generosity Generates Greatness -&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also known as, pass the damn ball. &amp;nbsp;This team has been baffling on the offensive end lately. &amp;nbsp;It's not a matter of not having the scoring talent, the right pieces to succeed, or any such thing. &amp;nbsp;We have it all in spades. &amp;nbsp;What we don't have is a team who is willing to share the ball. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's a funny fact, we scored the ball 110% of the time this season when 3 or more passes were made on the offensive end. &amp;nbsp;It's Science, don't question it. &amp;nbsp;While I may have made that stat up, I stand by it's invalidity. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The fact that all of our weapons refuse to play together is infinitely frustrating, and frankly, exceedingly stupid. &amp;nbsp;It's moronic, maniacal, maiming, and many other &quot;M&quot; words that could possibly express my frustration. &amp;nbsp;Chauncey, Melo, JR, I'm looking at you. &amp;nbsp;You three have been a vortex of selfishness lately: &amp;nbsp;PASS THE BALL.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431416/sharing-ice-cream-cone1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/431416/sharing-ice-cream-cone1_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Sharing-ice-cream-cone1_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can you think of a cuter picture that embodies sharing? &amp;nbsp;I submit that you cannot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, say it with me, Caring is sharing!&lt;/p&gt;



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      <title>Banks stanks...</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/4/14/1422621/banks-stanks</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 21:07:44 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class=&quot;link-title&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/don_banks/04/14/mock.draft.1/index.html?eref=sihp&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Banks&amp;nbsp;stanks...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;description&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seriously Banks?  Really?  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I might be in the minority here, but am I the only one who thinks there's no chance we draft Dez based on the melodrama that was the BM era?  We brought him in for a visit as a smokescreen.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That's not what really kills me though, it's the fact that Banks goes on to say (stupidly) that we will target a safety with one of our second-rounders.  I just love that he completely ignored the fact that we have McBath and Bruton on the roster already.  Terrific stuff!  It seems like these front-page draft gurus are &quot;experts&quot; in the first round, and since they have no need to make second round or later mocks, know nothing else about it.  It kills me.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>The Consequences (with Voodoo)</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/4/14/1422157/the-consequences</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 17:03:19 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;We all know what just happened, love it or hate it, there will be some consequences and repercussions because of the trade. &amp;nbsp;Follow below the fold to see a few...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We all know what just happened, love it or hate it, there will be some consequences and repercussions because of the trade. &amp;nbsp;Follow below the fold to see a few...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The First - More Mock Mayhem&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We will be subjected to roughly 397 new mock drafts within the next week leading up to the draft. &amp;nbsp;Now that we know what we got for BM, and looking at it for just this year, we added the 43rd pick in the draft. &amp;nbsp;The resident draftnik population will be unable to contain their unbridled enthusiasm, so, GET READY!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Second - Voodoo Continued&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Football is always more fun when you have an extra team to root against, as we saw last year in our collective voodoo doll pinning of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/CHI&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chicago Bears&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;nbsp;Now, this year won't be quite as much fun, as we were hoping for a solid first-rounder out of the Bears, whereas this season we will be hoping for the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/MIA&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Dolphins&lt;/a&gt; to beach themselves so the position of the second-rounder they gave to us is closer to #33 than #64. &amp;nbsp;And while that might not seem like such a big deal, some people may say it's &quot;only&quot; a second rounder, the difference between a high second and a low second can be looked at as the difference between a 1st and a 3rd round pick. &amp;nbsp;It could be the difference between an elite talent who falls out of the first round in 2011 and to the second rounder the Phins gave us, or a late second rounder with much less impact. &amp;nbsp;Obviously, there's a long way to go until all this really ramps up, but it will certainly be fun to have another team to root against. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, everyone go get one of these...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/430359/gu-32045.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/430359/gu-32045_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Gu-32045_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and some pins, do some spooky chants, get your voodoo on, and make those Dolphins beach themselves!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Third - The Hope&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/430362/arrelious_benn.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/430362/arrelious_benn_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Arrelious_benn_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you're saying to yourself, who the heck is that fairy prancing around in tights in a corn field? &amp;nbsp;My answer to you would be, the guy I hope falls to us at pick #43. &amp;nbsp;His name is Arrelious Benn.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He's a good sized target at 6'1'' and around 220 pounds, he is comparable to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1728/Anquan_Boldin&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Anquan Boldin&lt;/a&gt; in stature and game. &amp;nbsp;He is strong, and is able to get off of press coverage. &amp;nbsp;He possesses good, but not elite speed. &amp;nbsp;He has great hands and is very good going after the ball to make the catch, good vertical receiver (obviously, I mean, look at him flying over that corn field). &amp;nbsp;He is very good after the catch, runs tough and gets yards. &amp;nbsp;He was also a 2 year captain at Illinois, and by all accounts, a good teammate and a good kid. &amp;nbsp;Exhibits good leadership.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, he isn't perfect, otherwise there wouldn't be a chance we could get him in the second round. &amp;nbsp;Again, his speed is not elite, he can be caught from behind (that doesn't sound completely kosher, but I'm leaving it). &amp;nbsp;He has some injury concerns. &amp;nbsp;He had a high ankle sprain at the beginning of last year, and has had shoulder and head injuries along with others. &amp;nbsp;He also has small questions about his work ethic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's some high-speed pictures to whet your whistle! &amp;nbsp;Fair warning and for heaven's sake, turn off the sound on the video, it's heinous. &amp;nbsp;(sidebar: &amp;nbsp;I would recommend you open another youtube window and play Velvet Undergound's &quot;Pale Blue Eyes&quot; over the video instead, there's something cool about watching football highlights while listening to mellow late 60's rock and roll, transcendent rock-n-roll, may I add)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So, everyone say it with me:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AR-REL-I-OUS! &amp;nbsp;AR-REL-I-OUS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We may have to work on that chant...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Fourth: &amp;nbsp;Voodoo Continued, continued...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There probably aren't any made yet, so if someone has a source or the will to make them and distribute them to Bronco Country between now and the draft, we need some Dez Dolls. &amp;nbsp;I'm not local, but to all of you that are, we need to picket Dez Bryant. &amp;nbsp;Here's the plan: &amp;nbsp;Gather ranks, car-pool to Dove Valley, bring signs with expletives galore, bring malice and anger, bring rocks, bouncey-balls, and other such dangerous weapons, and picket the bajeezus out of us getting Bryant with #11. &amp;nbsp;We lost one diva, we don't need another. &amp;nbsp;There's motivation issues, there's character issues, there's agent issues... I could go on and on... Get your voodoo dolls pokin' folks!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/430371/dez-bryant-deion-sanders-dinner.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/430371/dez-bryant-deion-sanders-dinner_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Dez-bryant-deion-sanders-dinner_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;JUST SAY NO!&lt;/p&gt;



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      <title>Suh-pendous!

This is why I (almost) think it's a good idea to trade our whole darn draft to move...</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/4/12/1418418/suh-pendous-this-is-why-i-almost</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 05:23:44 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class=&quot;source source-img&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Suh-pendous!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is why I (almost) think it's a good idea to trade our whole darn draft to move up and get this guy.  I would cry like a little girl if we got Kong Suh on draft day.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;

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      <title>&quot;P&quot; is for &quot;Pathetic&quot;.</title>
      <link>http://www.denverstiffs.com/2010/4/11/1415176/p-is-for-pathetic</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
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  &lt;p&gt;And &quot;S&quot; is for &quot;Steam&quot;. &amp;nbsp;As in, this post is how I'm going to blow off some steam. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Follow below the fold for my take on tonight's game and the state of our beloved&amp;nbsp;maddening Nuggets, &quot;Sesame Street Alphabet&quot; style.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And &quot;S&quot; is for &quot;Steam&quot;. &amp;nbsp;As in, this post is how I'm going to blow off some steam. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Follow below the fold for my take on tonight's game and the state of our beloved&amp;nbsp;maddening Nuggets, &quot;Sesame Street Alphabet&quot; style.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;P&quot; is for &quot;Pass&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As in, the thing we've forgotten how to do. &amp;nbsp;I'm looking at you, Chauncey. &amp;nbsp;I also blame the coaches, because they apparently have failed to remind the boys that passing is legal in the NBA. &amp;nbsp;We seem to be existing in some bizarro world universe where the entire team is of the mind that passing is not allowed. And that it's an exceedingly fantastic idea, if you happen to find yourself with the ball on the offensive end, to dribble around for 15 seconds before hoisting up a shot uglier than a red-headed stepchild could muster (Oh wait, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21772/Matt_Bonner&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Matt Bonner&lt;/a&gt; actually makes his shots). &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;D&quot; is for &quot;Ole!&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wait a second, &quot;D&quot; is for &quot;Defense&quot;. &amp;nbsp;As in, the other important thing the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Nuggets&lt;/a&gt; have forgotten. &amp;nbsp;We should have an official nickname for this game, I submit &quot;Memento&quot; as the moniker that fits best. &amp;nbsp;I'm referring to that movie where that guy forgets everything about his life, and nothing makes sense for a while, and he doesn't really know why. &amp;nbsp;We could even sum up this whole Nuggets season as a &quot;Memento&quot; moment, or at least when we forget to show up for games we should win. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here is a summary I stole from a website of the movie &quot;Memento&quot;, in case you haven't seen it...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Leonard Shelby has lost his short-term memory due to a&amp;nbsp;brain trauma, he cannot make new memories any more. His wife was killed by robbers, and despite his state he wants to track down the murderer and kill him. He uses photographs and tattoos on his body to make himself remember some important facts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Apparently, this very thing has eerily happened to every member of the Nugget's organization. &amp;nbsp;You would think with all the pictures people take of the team, and the sheer number of tattoos on their bodies, the team would remember how to play basketball. &amp;nbsp;Apparently not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;E&quot; is for &quot;Energy&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As in, that thing I can't recognize because I haven't seen it in so long. &amp;nbsp;Like my first dog. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Are there any science-types around here that can tell me what the opposite of energy is? &amp;nbsp;I would like to think the answer is a black-hole. &amp;nbsp;If so, there is one settled over the Pepsi Center like that pesky rain cloud that followed Pooh Bear around for a while. &amp;nbsp;And like that rain cloud, this black-hole follows the team on road trips too, sucking all energy out of the team.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;C&quot; is for &quot;Coaching&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As in, that thing we desperately need. &amp;nbsp;I haven't seen a coach on our bench in what seems to be a disturbingly long period of time. &amp;nbsp;During games, the camera continually pans to a man who sits on the bench. &amp;nbsp;It is unclear whether this man is alive or dead. &amp;nbsp;He rarely moves, and never shows emotion. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have thought long and hard about who this man could be, and I have come to the conclusion that he is a headhunter. &amp;nbsp;No, not like a movie headhunter, he's not trying to kill anybody, a professional headhunter is what I mean. &amp;nbsp;I think Kroenke has hired this guy to find a replacement coach for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/99585/George_Karl&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;George Karl&lt;/a&gt; (Who is sorely missed, and best wishes to him as well), and for whatever reason, instead of receiving payment in return for his headhunting services, he only asks for a spot on the bench during every game. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This presents a paradox of sorts, because if Kroenke is willing to give this &quot;mystery man headhunter&quot; a prized spot on the bench, he must be very good at his job. &amp;nbsp;However, this same man has been on the bench for a long while now, and has seemingly made no progress in finding a suitable candidate to coach the team, which makes it seem like he is not so good at his job. &amp;nbsp;Baffling.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All kidding aside, I find it next to impossible to put any sort of faith into Adrian Dantley as acting head coach of the Nuggets. &amp;nbsp;His player rotations are atrocious, he seems to be incapable of injecting energy into the squad, he refuses to work the refs, and again, I'm unsure if his heart is still beating. &amp;nbsp;The only remedy, and consequently the only hope for the playoffs? &amp;nbsp;Big George. &amp;nbsp;We need you buddy. &amp;nbsp;Get well soon, come back and lead us to glory, or at least non-embarrassment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;L&quot; is for &quot;Lawsome&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As in, the word we made up for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/71918/Ty_Lawson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ty Lawson&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;nbsp;A hybrid word combing &quot;Lawson&quot; and &quot;awesome&quot;. &amp;nbsp;I think that nickname is frawsome, which is another word I just made up, a hybrid word combining &quot;friggin&quot; and &quot;awesome&quot;. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Once upon a time, at the beginning of the season, the Nuggets were able to play an exciting, blindingly fast rookie who pushed the pace of the game and was THE perfect guy to bring in to rest the aging Billups. &amp;nbsp;However, &quot;Memento&quot; has set in, and this young speedster has been forgotten, and is no longer allowed to play. &amp;nbsp;The reasons why are unclear, but my only suggestion is that Dantley make a visit to the tattoo parlor and try his hardest to remember that Lawsome is really, really good, and that he should actually get some playing time. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;I&quot; is for &quot;Intelligence&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As in, that thing our point guard has forgotten. &amp;nbsp;That's right, I'm looking at you again, Chauncey. &amp;nbsp;You see, there was a time not so long ago when I thought our star ball-handler was among the smartest players in the game, an unflappable presence who steered the ship, herded the flock, kept our composure, kept the ducks in a row, and did a number of other very useful and exciting things. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, I seem to have been very wrong about this. &amp;nbsp;&quot;Memento&quot; strikes again. &amp;nbsp;I never thought I'd see the day where Chauncey can be found guilty of a laundry list of &quot;No-No's&quot; in the same game. &amp;nbsp;I'm going to bust out the handy number function we've been provided for this one. &amp;nbsp;Here are some of the things Billups did tonight:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;Not passing.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Getting technicals.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Not passing.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Forcing bad shots.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Not passing. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Playing intermittent defense.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Not passing.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Not passing.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As you can see, he did 8 bad things tonight. &amp;nbsp;Not just tonight, but over the last month or so, I have seen a player that looks a lot like &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21686/Chauncey_Billups&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chauncey Billups&lt;/a&gt; but doesn't seem to play like Chauncey Billups. &amp;nbsp;Consequently, my inevitable conclusion is that marauding aliens have kidnapped Chauncey, and replaced him with a selfish, ignorant, non-athletic alien slug creature (with a rubber Chauncey suit, of course), who happens to hate Denver, Denver's basketball fans, and anyone who would be negatively affected by our once steady leader of men playing like a chicken with his head cut off.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope this changes soon, and you should too. &amp;nbsp;Otherwise, we will return to our &quot;one-and-done&quot; ways when it comes playoff time. &amp;nbsp;I don't miss those days.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;E&quot; is for &quot;Excuses&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As in, those things I am tired of hearing, and also making up in my own mind for the performance of the team this season. &amp;nbsp;Yes, we've had some key injuries that have hampered our performance. &amp;nbsp;Yes, our&amp;nbsp;under appreciated&amp;nbsp;coach is in an awful situation and fighting his butt off to get out of it. &amp;nbsp;And that's about it. &amp;nbsp;There are no excuses for some of the clunker's we have thrown down this season, no excuses for the effort that was put forth tonight. &amp;nbsp;The team lacks motivation, resolve, drive, focus, tenacity,&amp;nbsp;camaraderie, and a lot of other &quot;inspirational poster&quot; words I can't think of right now. &amp;nbsp;I don't see how this will change in a week, to the point where we can show up to the playoffs and actually make some noise, but I sure hope it does. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, in closing, my letters form the word &quot;PDECLIE&quot;. &amp;nbsp;Pdeclie? &amp;nbsp;Darn straight. &amp;nbsp;I was thinking about getting really saucy and having the letters form a word, as tends to happen in these sorts of writings. &amp;nbsp;But I decided to draw inspiration from the game tonight, and just put forward a half-assed effort, that ends with confusion and a whimper. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The word of the day is Pdeclie. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;



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      <title>Drafting Warriors with flying hair</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/3/25/1390585/drafting-warriors-with-flying-hair</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:07:45 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I have made it no secret around here that I happen to love any player that:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Rocks wicked, primal tattoos.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Sports flowing, curly hair flying out the back of his helmet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Has more likely than not climbed a coconut tree or two in his day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Happens to hail from the South Pacific.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That's right, this is my &quot;All-Samoan&quot; mock draft.&amp;nbsp; I have to say, I would be extremely pumped if our front office read this post, came to the conclusion that I am very smart, that Samoans obviously kick ass, and that they will draft according to my chart.&amp;nbsp; Also, because of the dearth of mock drafts around here, I have refrained from posting one of my own, until now.&amp;nbsp; So, if you're sick of mocks, read on anyways, because mine happens to include Islanders who crush bones for fun, but are nice enough to peel you off the turf afterward...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I have made it no secret around here that I happen to love any player that:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Rocks wicked, primal tattoos.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Sports flowing, curly hair flying out the back of his helmet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Has more likely than not climbed a coconut tree or two in his day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Happens to hail from the South Pacific.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That's right, this is my &quot;All-Samoan&quot; mock draft.&amp;nbsp; I have to say, I would be extremely pumped if our front office read this post, came to the conclusion that I am very smart, that Samoans obviously kick ass, and that they will draft according to my chart.&amp;nbsp; Also, because of the dearth of mock drafts around here, I have refrained from posting one of my own, until now.&amp;nbsp; So, if you're sick of mocks, read on anyways, because mine happens to include Islanders who crush bones for fun, but are nice enough to peel you off the turf afterward...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Trades: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Denver trades it's first round pick (#11) to New England for their 1st (#22) and 4th (#119).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;With the 22nd pick in the draft, the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Denver Broncos&lt;/a&gt; select:&amp;nbsp; Mike Iupati, OG, Idaho&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413117/535727.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413117/535727_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;535727_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href=&quot;http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/53/535727.jpg&quot;&gt;media.scout.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enough has been said on this wonderful site of ours about Big Mike.&amp;nbsp; I think I will just leave it short, and say very little here.&amp;nbsp; He fills a need, he can start at LG for us right away.&amp;nbsp; He's huge, he's physically dominating, and he has a pretty cool name.&amp;nbsp; But I think this explains my feelings about him pretty well:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He is Samoan, and he kicks ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;With the 45th pick in the draft, the Denver Broncos select:&amp;nbsp; Tyson Alualu, DT, California&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413120/tysonalualu.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413120/tysonalualu_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Tysonalualu_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href=&quot;http://images.athlonsports.com/d/15643-1/TysonAlualu.jpg&quot;&gt;images.athlonsports.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We should all be pretty familiar with Alualu by now.&amp;nbsp; He is a solid defensive line prospect, who should be able to make an impact at DE for us.&amp;nbsp; He is 6'2, 290, a little undersized for DE in our scheme.&amp;nbsp; However, he has thick legs and a solid base, so if he hits the weight room and can bulk up up top, he should excel.&amp;nbsp; He has quick feet, moves well laterally, is solid against the run, and penetrates into the backfield well.&amp;nbsp; And did you see his hair?&amp;nbsp; Please take another look at the picture above, focus on the hair....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In closing, we can afford to bring this guy aboard and learn behind our new veteran DL.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He is Samoan.&amp;nbsp; He has flowing hair.&amp;nbsp; And he kicks ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;With the 80th pick in the draft, the Denver Broncos select:&amp;nbsp; Koa Misi, OLB, Utah&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413129/2032069.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413129/2032069_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;2032069_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.deseretnews.com/photos/midres/2032069.jpg&quot;&gt;www.deseretnews.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I spared you this warriors' full name when I made the pick, but I feel the need to do so now.&amp;nbsp; Nawa'akoa Lisiate Foti Analeseanoa Misi.&amp;nbsp; Glorious!&amp;nbsp; I mean, that name is really, positively, glorious.&amp;nbsp; I am absolutely giddy about that name.&amp;nbsp; I get a good solid chuckle every time I think of this on the back of a Broncos uni:&amp;nbsp; Lisiate Foti Analeseanoa Misi.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That's the kind of name that makes me sad I was born to primarily Swedish parents, and not on the magical Pacific Islands.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, on to the football side of things.&amp;nbsp; This guy is a solid, solid football player.&amp;nbsp; He is a little undersized, even for the move he will make to OLB in our scheme.&amp;nbsp; But again, he can sit behind Dumervil and the rest of the guys, and learn, bulk up, and grow out some hair that he is curiously (read: disappointingly) missing to match his lineage, during his first year in the league.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In closing, he is Samoan, and he kicks ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;With the 114th pick in the draft, the Denver Broncos select:&amp;nbsp; Tony Moeaki, TE, Iowa&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413135/moeaki1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413135/moeaki1_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Moeaki1_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href=&quot;http://gazetteonline.com/files/2009/07/moeaki1.jpg&quot;&gt;gazetteonline.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This fella is well known around here, a frequent visitor to our numerous mock drafts.&amp;nbsp; He has all the tools to be a terrific NFL tight end.&amp;nbsp; He excels in catching, he is a proficient in-line blocker.&amp;nbsp; He has had some injury problems in the past, actually, a lot of injury problems.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But guess what?&amp;nbsp; He is Samoan, which means he is tough, and he kicks ass.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;With the 119th pick in the draft, the Denver Broncos select:&amp;nbsp; Daniel Te'O-Nesheim, DE, Washington&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413141/teo.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413141/teo_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Teo_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huskyherald.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Teo.jpg&quot;&gt;www.huskyherald.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Daniel gives us more depth at the OLB position.&amp;nbsp; And again, our good depth at the spot already allows him time to learn and grow.&amp;nbsp; The thing I like most about this guy is, according to Huskie's coach Steve Sarkisian, his &quot;amazing effort&quot;, and &quot;I've never seen a guy work, practice, play the way he plays with the  effort that he plays with&quot;.&amp;nbsp; Works for me.&amp;nbsp; Te'o also has &quot;great hips&quot;, which is always an interesting way to talk about another man. This allows him to change directions quickly apparently, resulting in him recording the second-fastest three-cone-drill time among defensive linemen at the combine.&amp;nbsp; At 6'4'' 267, he is also the all-time sack leader at Washington.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But, more than anything, he is Samoan, and he kicks ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;With the 183rd pick in the draft, the Denver Broncos select:&amp;nbsp; Shawn Lauvao, OG, Arizona State&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413147/663399.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413147/663399_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;663399_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href=&quot;http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/66/663399.jpg&quot;&gt;media.scout.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have to say, after pouring through these beastly, beastly men, I'm a little disappointed in the small number of them that have the flowing locks that we all know and love.&amp;nbsp; I wish I could have a talk with Shawn.&amp;nbsp; It would go something like this:&amp;nbsp; &quot;Son, you are a big, bad, Samoan football player.&amp;nbsp; Why is your head shaved?&amp;nbsp; You need the flowing, well-conditioned, warrior hair to complete you.&amp;nbsp; I promise you Shaun, grow your hair out, and you will feel lighter, move faster, be more intimidating to oncoming rushers, and win over the hearts of not just all the gorgeous women around you, but every football fan with half a brain.&quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I feel like that conversation would go very well?&amp;nbsp; Don't you?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyways, back to the football.&amp;nbsp; Lauvao is 6'3'', 305 pounds.&amp;nbsp; He has good flexibility for his size (coconut trees) and gets low, possessing&amp;nbsp; the power to drive defenders back.&amp;nbsp; He gets a bit heavy-footed in pass protection, but is athletic and moves well overall.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;At the end of the day, he is Samoan, and he kicks ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;With the 220th pick in the draft, the Denver Broncos select:&amp;nbsp; Manase Tonga, FB, BYU&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413150/701097.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/413150/701097_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;701097_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href=&quot;http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/70/701097.jpg&quot;&gt;media.scout.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Picking a FB here allows our man &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/34974/Spencer_Larsen&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Spencer Larsen&lt;/a&gt; to focus on linebacking and being a complete super stud on special teams.&amp;nbsp; Tonga is versatile, can run the ball, block well, and catch like it's second nature.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That all sounds great.&amp;nbsp; But the scouts forgot one thing...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He is Samoan, and he kicks ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, how'd we do?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We got 2 offensive guards, 1 DE, 2 OLB'ers, 1 TE, and a FB.&amp;nbsp; Me likey!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know, I know, we ignored certain important positions, like cornerback, safety, and wide receiver.&amp;nbsp; Believe me, if there were any draftable prospects at those positions of Samoan/Tongan descent, I would have been all over them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, for the icing on the cake.&amp;nbsp; We would, without a doubt, have the coolest pre-game of any team in the NFL.&amp;nbsp; With 7 young warriors on the team, they could perform a completely awesome and intimidating Haka.&amp;nbsp; For reference, go here:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMCAV6Yd0Y &lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can't honestly tell me that if we performed that at half-field with the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/SDC&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chargers&lt;/a&gt; looking on those pansies wouldn't let out at least 2 little drops of pee before the game?&amp;nbsp; Even Merriman would be quaking like a scared rabbit.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/2/23/1323382/eagles-release-westbrook</link>
      <author>aLuffabo</author>
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  &lt;p&gt;http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2010/2/23/1323212/2010/2/23/1323212/philadelphia-eagles-release-brian&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Apparently, it was a money move.&amp;nbsp; If we could get this guy on the cheap, I would LOVE this pickup.&amp;nbsp; A lot of people around here are saying we should go after &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1665/Kevin_Faulk&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Kevin Faulk&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Westbrook is like Faulk, but good.&amp;nbsp; He seems like the perfect back to fit in our system, can catch out of the backfield and work in space, is a good leader, and an overall terrific running back.&amp;nbsp; I also don't think he would mind joining old mates Dawkins and Buck again... although Buck might not be happy about sharing carries with him again.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Downside?&amp;nbsp; Westbrook is getting older, is injury prone, and clearly isn't the player he used to be.&amp;nbsp; But, in a 3 back rotation in our system, I think he could make a solid impact for us.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;McXanders, go do work!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2010/2/23/1323212/2010/2/23/1323212/philadelphia-eagles-release-brian&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Apparently, it was a money move.&amp;nbsp; If we could get this guy on the cheap, I would LOVE this pickup.&amp;nbsp; A lot of people around here are saying we should go after &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/1665/Kevin_Faulk&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Kevin Faulk&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Westbrook is like Faulk, but good.&amp;nbsp; He seems like the perfect back to fit in our system, can catch out of the backfield and work in space, is a good leader, and an overall terrific running back.&amp;nbsp; I also don't think he would mind joining old mates Dawkins and Buck again... although Buck might not be happy about sharing carries with him again.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Downside?&amp;nbsp; Westbrook is getting older, is injury prone, and clearly isn't the player he used to be.&amp;nbsp; But, in a 3 back rotation in our system, I think he could make a solid impact for us.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;McXanders, go do work!&lt;/p&gt;



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      <title>How a couple Cowboys can make us feel warm inside.</title>
      <link>http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/2/15/1312058/how-a-couple-cowboys-can-make-us</link>
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  &lt;p&gt;Don't worry, despite the title,&amp;nbsp; there's no funny business in here...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was going to post this in the comments section of Bfree2Broncs' excellent post about our outside linebacker situation.&amp;nbsp; His post started a discussion about &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71313/Robert_Ayers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Robert Ayers&lt;/a&gt;, and it got me thinking about our draft class in general.&amp;nbsp; However, I thought I might just do a fanpost about how a couple of Cowboys can make us more comfortable about our rookie draft class from last year. &lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don't worry, despite the title,&amp;nbsp; there's no funny business in here...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was going to post this in the comments section of Bfree2Broncs' excellent post about our outside linebacker situation.&amp;nbsp; His post started a discussion about &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71313/Robert_Ayers&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Robert Ayers&lt;/a&gt;, and it got me thinking about our draft class in general.&amp;nbsp; However, I thought I might just do a fanpost about how a couple of Cowboys can make us more comfortable about our rookie draft class from last year. &lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Obviously, I'm here to talk about our 18th overall draft pick from 2009, Robert Ayers.&amp;nbsp; And the man we traded our first rounder in the upcoming draft to draft in the second round of last year, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/71322/Alphonso_Smith&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Alphonso Smith&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; I don't think that it's a secret that we all wish both these guys had made more of an impact on the field last year.&amp;nbsp; However, as us fans tend to do, I think we sometimes expect too much of young players in this league.&amp;nbsp; I am going to compare both Big Robert and the Phonz to a couple of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DAL&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Dallas Cowboys&lt;/a&gt; that might just make us feel better about our situation moving forward.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have any of you guessed who the Cowboys are yet? &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/34524/Mike_Jenkins&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Mike Jenkins&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/16719/Anthony_Spencer&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Anthony Spencer&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Let's take a look...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/380274/mike-jenkins.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;photo&quot; src=&quot;http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/380274/mike-jenkins_medium.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Mike-jenkins_medium&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href=&quot;http://respectthestar.com/files/2009/07/mike-jenkins.jpg&quot;&gt;respectthestar.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Dallas Cowboys drafted Mike Jenkins in the first round of the 2008 draft, 25th overall.&amp;nbsp; Let me preface this by letting you all know that my father is an avid Cowboys fan, the Cowboys are my second favorite team, I live in South Texas, and I have watched every Cowboys game over the last 4 or so seasons, give or take a game or two....&amp;nbsp; Jenkins came into the organization expected to make an impact right away, as it goes with a first round draft pick.&amp;nbsp; As a rookie, Jenkins played sparingly and was considered a bit of a bust by the Cowboys' faithful.&amp;nbsp; He played in 14 games in 2008, starting 3.&amp;nbsp; He tallied 19 tackles, 4 passes defensed, and 1 interception.&amp;nbsp; Believe me, his rookie season didn't blow anyone away.&amp;nbsp; Even moving into the 2009 season, he split time (swapping starts, which is idiotic) with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/34530/Orlando_Scandrick&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Orlando Scandrick&lt;/a&gt; who was a fifth rounder out of Boise State in the same draft class as Jenkins, 2008.&amp;nbsp; However, after game 3 of the 2009 season where he nabbed an acrobatic interception, Jenkins solidified his role as starting cornerback for the Dallas Cowboys.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I feel pretty confident in saying that he played exceptional football over the latter part of last year, and I wouldn't&amp;nbsp; argue with you if you told me he was the best cornerback in football during the last half of the season.&amp;nbsp; He finished the 2009 campaign with 49 tackles, 19 passes defensed, and 5 interceptions.&amp;nbsp; A heady improvement over his rookie year, to be sure.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do we see where I'm going with this yet?&amp;nbsp; If you haven't been keeping up on your Blue's Clues, I'll spell it out for you.&amp;nbsp; Jenkins looked lost his first year, and eventually looked like a completely different player in his second.&amp;nbsp; Yes, I expect something similar from our man Alphonso.&amp;nbsp; Sometimes it takes a year or two to get in the groove of things at this level, I expect to see a different player in Smith next year.&amp;nbsp; Between the adjustment, playing behind quality corners, and battling injuries that were possibly worse than we knew about, I expect Alphonso to contribute as a solid nickel corner next year and to take the reigns from our veterans down the road as a starter.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/11-07/1107spencer.jpg&quot;&gt;www.dallasnews.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now onto Anthony Spencer.&amp;nbsp; He was drafted by the Cowboys 26th overall out of Purdue in the 2007 draft.&amp;nbsp; Again, being a first rounder, a lot was expected of this guy coming in.&amp;nbsp; He joined a fairly deep OLB core with Dallas, including, of course, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3442/DeMarcus_Ware&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;DeMarcus Ware&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/3401/Greg_Ellis&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Greg Ellis&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; He saw limited playing time as a rookie but still managed to make a few plays.&amp;nbsp; He finished the 2007 season with 36 tackles, 3 sacks, and 2 forced fumbles.&amp;nbsp; The Cowboys were excited about his potential as he made a decent showing as a rook.&amp;nbsp; Then, in his second season in 2008, he regressed just a bit.&amp;nbsp; He, at times, looked lost.&amp;nbsp; It didn't seem like he had improved, and failed to make any significant impact.&amp;nbsp; He finished the 2008 season with 34 tackles and 1.5 sacks, definitely not moving in the right direction.&amp;nbsp; There were grumblings that he was a bust, and that someone else might be needed on the roster to pick up the slack.&amp;nbsp; In the offseason, the Cowboys jettisoned the aging Greg Ellis to the Black Hole (can anyone confirm that he survived?), officially passing the baton to Spencer.&amp;nbsp; He grabbed that puppy and friggin' ran!&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He started the 2009 campaign solidly, but without a huge splash.&amp;nbsp; Over the last half of the season, it's fair to say he outplayed his outstanding teammate, DeMarcus Ware.&amp;nbsp; His improvement spurred the Cowboys into the post season with a ton of momentum, helping to create one of the most wicked pass rushes in the league.&amp;nbsp; He transformed into a ferocious pass rusher, and a solid tackler in the run game.&amp;nbsp; His stats from 2009 look like this:&amp;nbsp; 67 tackles, 6 sacks, 7 passes defended (a stat which he noticeably didn't record in his first 2 seasons), 1 interception, and 2 forced fumbles.&amp;nbsp; I think it's safe to say that it took Spencer a couple years to get his bearings, and then he absolutely exploded onto the scene as an elite player at his position and living up to his billing as a first round draft pick.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, and here's the kicker.&amp;nbsp; He played defensive line in college!&amp;nbsp; Sound familiar?&amp;nbsp; That's right, like our boy Ayers, Spencer had to go from defensive line to outside linebacker in the pros.&amp;nbsp; Obviously, this is no easy transition.&amp;nbsp; As you can probably guess by now, I expect Ayers to be a very solid player for us in the future.&amp;nbsp; I would'nt even be surprised if he and Doom combine to form the most fearsome pair of pass-rushing OLB's in the league on par with the boys in Dallas.&amp;nbsp; Maybe not next year, awwwww heck, next year baby!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In conclusion, I hope this post can talk some of you down from the ledge, and put things into perspective a bit.&amp;nbsp; Young players struggle, they improve, then they make us happy.&amp;nbsp; This is how it goes sometimes.&lt;/p&gt;



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  &lt;p&gt;From an unabashed Bill Simmons fan, I figured I would post what he said about the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Broncos&lt;/a&gt; in his Week 9 NFL picks and post the link as well. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;BRONCOS (+3) over &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/PIT&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Steelers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am not buying the whole &quot;Baltimore proved how to stop Denver's offense&quot; thing. At all. Guarantee Josh McDaniels studied what the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/BAL&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ravens&lt;/a&gt; did for 75 hours this week and made all the necessary adjustments. Beware of the altitude; beware of Elvis and Knowshon; and most of all, beware of the Neck Beard.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For those who don't know, Simmons is a huge Boston sports fan, so rest assured that he is very familiar with McD. &amp;nbsp;I love Simmons for a lot of reasons, but the fact that he threw down the Neck Beard moniker is another. &amp;nbsp;Also, another show of disrespect from Vegas. &amp;nbsp;They basically are saying they think Pitt is 6 points better than we are, as we have 3 points and you can add another 3 for home field. &amp;nbsp;I guess I can see where they went with the line as we are coming off a tough loss and Pitt is on a roll, but I digress. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And here is the link... the Picks are towards the bottom of the page after the book tour column...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnflpicks/091106&quot;&gt;http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnflpicks/091106&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From an unabashed Bill Simmons fan, I figured I would post what he said about the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Broncos&lt;/a&gt; in his Week 9 NFL picks and post the link as well. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;BRONCOS (+3) over &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/PIT&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Steelers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am not buying the whole &quot;Baltimore proved how to stop Denver's offense&quot; thing. At all. Guarantee Josh McDaniels studied what the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/BAL&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ravens&lt;/a&gt; did for 75 hours this week and made all the necessary adjustments. Beware of the altitude; beware of Elvis and Knowshon; and most of all, beware of the Neck Beard.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For those who don't know, Simmons is a huge Boston sports fan, so rest assured that he is very familiar with McD. &amp;nbsp;I love Simmons for a lot of reasons, but the fact that he threw down the Neck Beard moniker is another. &amp;nbsp;Also, another show of disrespect from Vegas. &amp;nbsp;They basically are saying they think Pitt is 6 points better than we are, as we have 3 points and you can add another 3 for home field. &amp;nbsp;I guess I can see where they went with the line as we are coming off a tough loss and Pitt is on a roll, but I digress. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And here is the link... the Picks are towards the bottom of the page after the book tour column...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnflpicks/091106&quot;&gt;http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnflpicks/091106&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;



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      <author>aLuffabo</author>
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  &lt;p&gt;I am an avid MHR reader, and just found out about this blog a few days ago and joined up. &amp;nbsp;I'm glad to be here! &amp;nbsp;It's nice to have a place to talk &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Nuggets&lt;/a&gt; with fellow fans being as I'm stuck in south Texas all by my lonesome in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/SAN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Spurs&lt;/a&gt; country (yick!). &amp;nbsp;Anyways, I was writing these thoughts down in a comment but decided to just make it a fanpost (because I done wrote too much!), I apologize if the content is repetitive as I haven't seen all the threads leading up to the season....&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Does anyone else get the feeling that this team is more focused and complete than ever before? I feel like Melo is setting the tone right now, and this team is not one that will take many nights off or lose to teams that it shouldn't.  I really like they way they look right now.   I agree with you Nate, what's the deal with Balkman?!?!?!?  Along with Lee, he was the only player I liked on the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/NYK&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Knicks&lt;/a&gt; roster when he was there... and was pumped when we picked him up.  I expected him to get in the rotation and get regular minutes, I just can't figure out why he rarely gets any playing time.  He seems like the type of player GK values given his versatility, toughness, and hustle... what gives?  I am loving the Afflalo pickup.  I liked him in college and am excited we got him to replace Jones, I think he will end up being an upgrade over Dahntay, as much as I liked him. &amp;nbsp;Between adding Lawson and the other acquisitions in the offseason, I think we are definitely a more complete roster this year.  Couple that with Melo's insanely high level of play so far, Chauncey's familiarity with the team in his second year, and what I think will be another slight breakout season based on his performance in the playoffs for JR Smith, and I really think we sit firmly in the &quot;legit contender&quot; category.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As I have seen and participated in discussions on the subject here, our biggest weakness is interior defense of good big men, and to a lesser extent on offense, a low post scoring presence. &amp;nbsp;Even with these issues, I believe our club is good enough to beat the elite and win the championship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Back to the lineup, here's a fun thought: &amp;nbsp;We could possibly trot out a lineup of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/71918/Ty_Lawson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ty Lawson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21686/Chauncey_Billups&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chauncey Billups&lt;/a&gt;, JR Smith, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21501/Carmelo_Anthony&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Carmelo Anthony&lt;/a&gt;, and Nene at some point this season... Is that not the Howitzer of offensive basketball? &amp;nbsp;If that lineup got extended playing time, how do they not score 140 points a game? &amp;nbsp;And yes, I am going to completely ignore the fact that the other team might score the same on us... that would be pure basketball fun!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening. &amp;nbsp;Go Nuggets!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I am an avid MHR reader, and just found out about this blog a few days ago and joined up. &amp;nbsp;I'm glad to be here! &amp;nbsp;It's nice to have a place to talk &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/DEN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Nuggets&lt;/a&gt; with fellow fans being as I'm stuck in south Texas all by my lonesome in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/SAN&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Spurs&lt;/a&gt; country (yick!). &amp;nbsp;Anyways, I was writing these thoughts down in a comment but decided to just make it a fanpost (because I done wrote too much!), I apologize if the content is repetitive as I haven't seen all the threads leading up to the season....&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Does anyone else get the feeling that this team is more focused and complete than ever before? I feel like Melo is setting the tone right now, and this team is not one that will take many nights off or lose to teams that it shouldn't.  I really like they way they look right now.   I agree with you Nate, what's the deal with Balkman?!?!?!?  Along with Lee, he was the only player I liked on the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/NYK&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Knicks&lt;/a&gt; roster when he was there... and was pumped when we picked him up.  I expected him to get in the rotation and get regular minutes, I just can't figure out why he rarely gets any playing time.  He seems like the type of player GK values given his versatility, toughness, and hustle... what gives?  I am loving the Afflalo pickup.  I liked him in college and am excited we got him to replace Jones, I think he will end up being an upgrade over Dahntay, as much as I liked him. &amp;nbsp;Between adding Lawson and the other acquisitions in the offseason, I think we are definitely a more complete roster this year.  Couple that with Melo's insanely high level of play so far, Chauncey's familiarity with the team in his second year, and what I think will be another slight breakout season based on his performance in the playoffs for JR Smith, and I really think we sit firmly in the &quot;legit contender&quot; category.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As I have seen and participated in discussions on the subject here, our biggest weakness is interior defense of good big men, and to a lesser extent on offense, a low post scoring presence. &amp;nbsp;Even with these issues, I believe our club is good enough to beat the elite and win the championship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Back to the lineup, here's a fun thought: &amp;nbsp;We could possibly trot out a lineup of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/71918/Ty_Lawson&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Ty Lawson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21686/Chauncey_Billups&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Chauncey Billups&lt;/a&gt;, JR Smith, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/nba/players/21501/Carmelo_Anthony&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Carmelo Anthony&lt;/a&gt;, and Nene at some point this season... Is that not the Howitzer of offensive basketball? &amp;nbsp;If that lineup got extended playing time, how do they not score 140 points a game? &amp;nbsp;And yes, I am going to completely ignore the fact that the other team might score the same on us... that would be pure basketball fun!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening. &amp;nbsp;Go Nuggets!&lt;/p&gt;
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