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An Aggie buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
by abcdmetrius on Feb 17, 2010 5:16 PM EST
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After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will lie down and wallow in the grass.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
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will muschamp and major applewhite
by abcdmetrius on Dec 7, 2009 12:18 AM EST
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has anyone given thought to how much if any having these two on our staff plays in our favor vs. alabama
a bit of sober rambling
by abcdmetrius on Nov 29, 2009 12:20 AM EST
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man it's been a good day to watch college football, i've been treated since the games started this morning
jawesome 3.0 i must add
can't wait for next week ... i hope we drive a hole into the hopes and dreams of all shucks and stalks ... that's how i feel about that
where is the depth chart?
by abcdmetrius on Oct 28, 2009 9:53 AM EDT
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that's what i really want to know
where the hey the depth chart is
don't these people know that i'm a longhorns junkie and need my fix
give me a depth chart
tell me about practice, who's dinged up, who's not
who fell on their face
what tight end did we lose this week
will number 71, the guy with the next roll thingy please block someone
i'm going crazy over here
this is how i feel when bcs rankings take forever
when i can't read stewart mandels mailbag
i'm comic book fan boy and my captain marvel hasn't come in this week
i'm that guy right now
and i'm already backing out of halloween plans just to watch the game
can't a man just get a depth chart
and/or a table dance?
TJ Ford Traded per ESPN
by abcdmetrius on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM EDT
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On the eve of the NBA draft, the Toronto Raptors and Indiana Pacers finally agreed to a trade.
Sources told ESPN The Magazine's Ric Bucher that the Pacers and the Raptors have agreed to a deal that, pending physicals, would send Jermaine O'Neal to Toronto in exchange for T.J. Ford, Rasho Nesterovic and the No. 17 pick in Thursday's NBA draft.
Ford's contract makes him a "base-year compensation" player, meaning the trade cannot be completed until July 9.
SOOOOO
what does the do to DJ?
pb i have a request
by abcdmetrius on Mar 20, 2008 11:50 AM EDT
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for the site ... i was wondering if you could make hyperlinks open new tabs or windows
i end up clicking on links and navigating away from the site and forgetting where i was or what i was looking at
silly ... i know ... but i'd rather stay on this site and have everything else external
oh and yes this is a lazy request :-\
what's the chance that augustine stays another year?
by abcdmetrius on Feb 7, 2008 9:01 PM EST
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i'm saying ... dj started off great ... but it's been a long way since the start of the basketball season ... and while we like him lots ... has he been what he was? ... his jumper isn't falling like it was ... he hasn't been making the best of decisions ... i know point guards struggle when to get the team involved and when to be the man ... i KNOW that's a hard decision ... but still ... what's the chance that he stays ... he doesn't seem a lock for the wooden award that he once was ... not that that's the most important thing ... but his stock seems to have slipped ... no?
Vince doesn't run the ball anymore?
by abcdmetrius on Jan 6, 2008 7:27 PM EST
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horns fan just checking in ... haven't gotten to catch the titans much at all this year ... but i noticed today that there's little to no scrambling from vince young ... and i can't for the life of my fathom why ... can any of you give me insight into why this is
on breaking records
by abcdmetrius on Dec 29, 2007 2:38 PM EST
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why do we expect people to be gracious when someone is about to break their records?
you know .... it's not like we didn't try to run
by abcdmetrius on Oct 27, 2007 10:09 PM EDT
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admittedly i'm angry about the game ... frustrated from watching it ... and just generally worried about the next game ... but i wanna say it's not like we didn't try to run
i've been itching for a small dose of durant
by abcdmetrius on Sep 13, 2007 5:42 PM EDT
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and finally got it
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007...
i mean it came from the sadness that happened with oden
but look at our boy put on weight ... and they said he wouldnt last
to my facebook users
by abcdmetrius on Sep 13, 2007 10:27 AM EDT
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i realize that i'm showing my relatively young age ... and i apologize to pb if posting this it out of line
but they created a fan application ... and here's the longhorns one
http://apps.facebook.com/texasfootball/
has trivia on it
good way to keep busy for about an hour ... especially on those hard thursdays and mondays
this hasn't been posted yet?
by abcdmetrius on Sep 10, 2007 4:41 PM EDT
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COLLEGE STATION, Texas -- Texas A&M's mascot Reveille missed Saturday's triple-overtime victory against Fresno State after she snapped at her cadet handler when he stepped on the collie's tail while running earlier in the week.
he didnt dump to the flats
by abcdmetrius on Sep 5, 2007 4:50 PM EDT
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and i really dont understand why ... it seems like he went for the big shot too often
and the backs underneath were open
also i'm noticing a lot of over pursuit from the linemen
i had a LOT of alcohol in me at the time of this game
and i'm watching it right now
has anyone else noticed little things that tipped the game?
nba draft question
by abcdmetrius on Apr 26, 2007 11:01 AM EDT
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if you dont sign with an agent ... get drafted ... dont take any money from the club ... are you still an ameteur
the whoop heard 'round the world
by abcdmetrius on Mar 27, 2007 11:50 PM EDT
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Now scientists create a sheep that's 15% human!!
why keep bringing up leinhart
by abcdmetrius on Mar 20, 2007 7:09 PM EDT
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some people act like the worst thing that could've happened to him was that he dropped from the number one pick
they did barnes dirty on cold pizza/1st and 10 this morning
by abcdmetrius on Mar 19, 2007 10:58 AM EDT
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one of those shows ... skip bayless ... :-|
said durant should've left at half time to declare for the nba
said there's plenty he could learn in college
but that he wont learn it under rick barnes
that does bad ... i think the sports media messes up jobs and lockerrooms more than anything else
when speaking of the horns
by abcdmetrius on Mar 17, 2007 2:42 AM EDT
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do you call them they or we
i used to find myself saying we a lot
but then i realized that i play for none of the teams i root for
and my interest is completely outside
so i've grudgingly accepted the they
but man would i like to say we
which longhorn from last years team ... would you add to this years team?
by abcdmetrius on Feb 14, 2007 11:14 AM EST
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personally i think pj tucker really really would've helped ... plus this years squad would have helped his draft stock
so i'd take him or buckman ( and yes i know he graduated) but still
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