Commented There is some question if he EVER grew up . . . on Brad Penny Signs with Cardinals, Generates Headline Puns on Viva El Birdos - 12/08/09 1:19 PM EST

Commented Funny how many players develop career years in their walk year. Didn't JP labor under Dunc the previous mediocre season? on Two Free Agents on Viva El Birdos - 12/07/09 12:37 PM EST (2 replies)

Commented Good for the White Rat. Bet TLR is not as thrilled as most of us, however. . . on Two Free Agents on Viva El Birdos - 12/07/09 11:45 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented My take on that remark is that Fredbird is due for a new beak . . . on Two Free Agents on Viva El Birdos - 12/07/09 11:44 AM EST (1 reply)

Commented In your first celestial sign, you can scratch the sign of Dewallet in the clouds . . . on projections on Viva El Birdos - 12/06/09 7:40 PM EST

Commented Straight, no chaser, Sir. I think John Gall and Jim Journell were also players of the year. . . sigh on Rule 5: You do talk about the Rule 5 draft on Viva El Birdos - 11/20/09 11:40 AM EST

Commented Between three and five. Hamilton, on the other hand, would have a bright future on this rubric . .. on Rule 5: You do talk about the Rule 5 draft on Viva El Birdos - 11/20/09 11:35 AM EST

Commented Great ice breaker for chicks at a party. . . . I say, my good woman, did you hear the latest about. anal crypts. . . on Rule 5: You do talk about the Rule 5 draft on Viva El Birdos - 11/20/09 11:33 AM EST