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alexanderkotov

  • joined Jun 27, 2011
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Auburn c/o 2011. Ph.D. student at Central Michigan.

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Recent Activity
The Wayside is where you go
Commented on Raising the Bar: Watering Holes Of The MAC on Aug 22 2014, 2:01p
More people means less likelihood that the mic picks it up if you fart though.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:34a
Battleship Potemkin will never not be great
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:32a - 1 reply
Yay, temperature at kickoff tomorrow is forecast to be 89 with a heat index in the upper 90s
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:32a
Shirley it will be there soon.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:30a
Bayern ist natürlich das Texas von Deutschland, aber es ist nicht an der Nordsee?
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:30a - 1 reply
If I were dictator for life he'd be doing life without parole for it.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:29a
Mackinac Island is nice enough. Kinda touristy, but a pretty cool place to visit.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:29a
Take the Money and Run is so bad that it will never not make me angry.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:27a - 1 reply
at least not right before football season
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:23a - 1 reply
/looks at Auburn trophy case
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:22a
We were up there last week.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:22a - 1 reply
yeah, maybe don't go to jail
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:21a - 1 reply
I wish there was an NCAA rule that you had to be able to count as high as the number of championships you claim.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:21a - 1 reply
maybe it's some kind of broke-dick ampersand?
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:20a - 1 reply
Ganz genau
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:17a
That was what did it for me.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:16a
I don't need it, I'm sort of tiny
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:15a - 1 reply
oh jesus christ
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 22 2014, 12:14a - 1 reply
shut up we're trying to sleep
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:41p - 1 reply
woooooooooooo
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:30p
man for cow?
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:30p - 1 reply
congrats, you now have five strains of herpes, and are eligible for a scholarship at FSU
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:27p - 1 reply
joke about drafting a punter goes here
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:24p
Protip: don't take RBs from teams whose offensive lines and/or quarterbacks are hot buttered ass
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:23p - 2 replies
Sigh.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:22p
oh god
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:22p
i guess a mouth is a mouth anyway
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:21p
fair enough
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:21p
did that at checkers once
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:20p
male hookers might be more expensive, idk
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:20p - 1 reply
also there's so much fucked up porn
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:19p - 1 reply
still better than /b/
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:17p - 1 reply
scale of 0 to .341, how drunk is she right now
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:17p - 1 reply
like, a hooker might lick your dick one time
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:16p - 1 reply
no
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 11:12p - 1 reply
plus, probably more going to the club, getting drunk, lower inhibitions, etc.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 10:55p - 2 replies
FOOTBAW
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 10:55p - 1 reply
what it is
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 10:39p - 3 replies
SEE FAT PEOPLE CAN DRIBBLE
Commented on "Bo, Barkley, and The Big Hurt" Open Thread: SEC Network and WatchESPN, 8pm CST on Aug 21 2014, 9:08p - 1 reply
I think they're obligated
Commented on "Bo, Barkley, and The Big Hurt" Open Thread: SEC Network and WatchESPN, 8pm CST on Aug 21 2014, 9:06p - 1 reply
Barnbarnbarn
Commented on "Bo, Barkley, and The Big Hurt" Open Thread: SEC Network and WatchESPN, 8pm CST on Aug 21 2014, 8:56p
...what
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 7:29p
into the sun.
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 7:27p
zup
Commented on NEITHER UCF NOR PENN STATE IS A VOLCANO on Aug 21 2014, 7:27p
This is great.
Commented on GUYS GUYS WHERE IS EVERYBODY on Aug 21 2014, 4:38p
Honk if you drafted Brodie
Commented on GUYS GUYS WHERE IS EVERYBODY on Aug 21 2014, 4:36p
Mein Gott.
Commented on GUYS GUYS WHERE IS EVERYBODY on Aug 21 2014, 4:27p
Chorniclesbro?
Commented on GUYS GUYS WHERE IS EVERYBODY on Aug 21 2014, 4:25p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on GUYS GUYS WHERE IS EVERYBODY on Aug 21 2014, 4:03p
-10/10 would rather starve
Commented on GUYS GUYS WHERE IS EVERYBODY on Aug 21 2014, 3:59p - 1 reply
will my drug test come up positive after reading this
Commented on The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles open thread on Aug 20 2014, 11:42p
#ALSgoesBFS
Commented on wednesday lunch thread on Aug 20 2014, 11:36p - 1 reply
We beat Michigan State in 2009.
Commented on wednesday lunch thread on Aug 20 2014, 11:36p - 1 reply
I was about the same size as you when I was 13.
Commented on wednesday lunch thread on Aug 20 2014, 11:36p - 1 reply
Yeah,
Commented on wednesday lunch thread on Aug 20 2014, 11:23p - 1 reply
Yeah. :(
Commented on wednesday lunch thread on Aug 20 2014, 11:22p
I was like half that size when I was 13.
Commented on wednesday lunch thread on Aug 20 2014, 11:22p
CMU is like, the shittiest MACTION possible these days because Dan Enos insists on trying to be as B1G as possible.
Commented on wednesday lunch thread on Aug 20 2014, 11:20p - 1 reply
:(
Commented on wednesday lunch thread on Aug 20 2014, 11:19p - 1 reply
please god no
Commented on OPEN THREAD: DAD'S GONE MULTIMEDIA on Aug 20 2014, 8:05p
We have high school games in Georgia, so it's something.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: DAD'S GONE MULTIMEDIA on Aug 20 2014, 7:59p
/baby fumbled out of bounds
Commented on OPEN THREAD: DAD'S GONE MULTIMEDIA on Aug 20 2014, 7:59p
...I'm guessing just based on the picture that you're not even close.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: DAD'S GONE MULTIMEDIA on Aug 20 2014, 7:54p
Serbia
Commented on OPEN THREAD: DAD'S GONE MULTIMEDIA on Aug 20 2014, 7:51p
Pennsylvania
Commented on OPEN THREAD: DAD'S GONE MULTIMEDIA on Aug 20 2014, 7:50p
In other news, I'm considering going outside and looking at a bird.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: DAD'S GONE MULTIMEDIA on Aug 20 2014, 7:47p - 2 replies
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