(Note:  the below lyrics are set to Jay-Z & Kanye West's N*ggas in Paris.  For those unfamiliar, the song can be found here - NSFW language.  I would suggest listening to the song while reading the lyrics.)

[Interlude: Tony La Russa]
We are going to ride to one song, and one song only

[Verse 1:  Albert Pujols]
So I ball so hard all the writers wanna shrine me, but not before a ring sizing
What's 50 grand fans in red cheering for us, can you please remind me
(Ball so hard) This shit crazy, and y'all know that don't shit faze me
Braves lost 8, won 2 and now I look at you like this shit gravy
(Ball so hard) This shit weird, we ain't even 'posed to be here
(Ball so hard) Since we here, its only right that we'd be square
Stand guard, I'm liable to just go yard, take your pick
Molina, O. Smith, Edmonds - Game 6
(Ball so hard) So bring back Doc, havin nightmares of Berk's knock
This shit's for Torty Craig, means you about to be shell shocked
(Ball so hard) What, we shocked you?  Didn't think we'd get games 4 and 2?
You escaped, but you won't escape, now that Carp has his stare on you
(Ball so hard) Let's get a parade, Busch Stadium for like 6 more games
Gold bottles, bring goggles, sprayin Ace on my teammates
(Ball so hard) Just engrave the trophy today
Birds on a Happy Flight with a beak full of Philly prey

[Hook - Albert Pujols, (Chris Carpenter) - Repeat 2x]
Ball so hard greatness defines me
(For Torty Craig)
(For Torty Craig)
(For Torty Craig)

[Verse 2:  Chris Carpenter]
I said Jerry man that pitch was not a ball
He said damn Carp, you got a lotta gall
I said I saw you in the bathroom stall
Blowin a lot more than all these calls
(Ball so hard) For Torty Craig, ain't it great?
(Ball so hard) What they order? Double play?
(Ball so hard) "That pitch so dope!"  This old thing?
(Ball so hard) Act like you'll see someone who don't give a fuck like this again
Luggage, grab the case, black eye on your face
Belong to us, all your base (I'm just sayin)
The Reds ain't do it right if you ask me
Cause if I was them I wouldnt'a (chirped till I won a Series)
Where's Phillips, with Chipper?  At home for the winter?
Jonny Gomes is out too, and he ain't even get injured
But Doc's comin down with an illness, got some serious symptoms
Case of the Birds from St. Louis and they goin reptilian, huh

[Interlude:  Dave Duncan, (Tony La Russa)]
I don't even know what that means
(No one knows what it means, but its provocative)
No it's not (Gets the people goin!)

[Hook - Albert Pujols]
Ball so hard cuz engineers designed me
Ball so hard fuckin outs can't find me

[Verse 3, Chris Carpenter]
Watch what's about to be thrown, don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone, don't let me get in my zone
These little Phillies is lyin, actin’ like October ain’t mine
(I put my best pitch in your dome) You know how many best pitches I own?
Don't let me get in my zone, don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone, don't let me get in my zone
The fans is in the building, they hands is to the ceiling
I know I’m 'bout to kill it (how you know?) I got that feeling
Watch what's about to be thrown, don't let me into my zone
Don't let me into my zone (I’m definitely in my zone)

(Short aside:  I am a Cards fan and Rasmus was/is my favorite player, so I offer you this fanpost mostly as a masochist but also as a dowry to become a part of your community.)

There is no doubt that AA abided by the fantasy sports tenet to be on the side of the best player in a trade.  But just how good is Colby Rasmus?  Where does he stack up in the pantheon of Blue Jays outfielders?  Is it possible that he could be the best patroller of turf north of the border since Major Mapleleaf?

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Ok, I know it's not an off-day, so the second installment of what I hope becomes a regular fanpost doesn't exactly live up to its name.  But I got an idea during my latest endeavor (Infinite Jest - worth the time, Spants!) that I couldn't wait until July 5 to share because I think it is very illuminating and worthwhile as we approach the halfway mark of the season.

The Redbirds are the first to 40 wins in the NL Central.  Awesome.  But how did we get there?  Which way are we headed?  Is this first-place position sustainable?  Slow down, people.  One question at a time.

Let's start with the offense.  In O-DMVI, I presented our then struggles in terms of a declining BB% by month.  Here, I want to take a more comprehensive look at the offense's contribution to our win total as the season has progressed.  I have chosen to do so in terms of WPA (Win-probability added, or the difference in win expectancy between the start of each individual play and the end of the play). Batters' cumulative WPA graphically:

As you can see by the bat-with-birds-on-it colored line, we came out white-hot on offense, propelling the team to a great early start.  In mid-May, however, we started a disastrous skid that turned our cumulative WPA well into negative territory for the season.  Thanks to a recent surge we currently sport a -0.26 WPA on offense, good for 15th in MLB and 7th in the NL.  Those numbers are passable, but not anything that is going to get the job done if we have title aspirations.  Even more concerning is the fact that if the GOB were somehow to take Albert (and his 3.4 WPA) away from us, we would be sitting at -3.66, 25th in MLB and 11th in the NL.  Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

On the flip side of the coin, I don't think anyone could have predicted just how outstanding our pitching performance has been this year.  It really hits home when you see pitchers' WPA graphically: 

Wow.  Our pitchers really turned it on at the right time, just as our offense began to struggle.  The staff has combined for 4.258 WPA, which is 5th in MLB and 4th in the NL.  Especially outstanding was the five game stretch starting May 19, where the pitchers put up WPAs of .462, .612, .465, .454, and .369 consecutively.  For an elementary lesson for those of you less familiar with WPA and WE, each team starts out with a WE of .500 for the game.  So by adding an incremental .462, .612, etc. for those games, the pitchers were basically winning games without help from (and sometimes in spite of) the offense.

Now it probably makes sense to combine the two charts and overlay our W-L to see just how we have navigated our way to the top of the standings:

Obviously, when the hitters and pitchers work together, we have had our greatest success, and thankfully the pitchers showed up when the bats were afraid.

Now the fun part:  where can we expect to fall at the end of the season?  If we extrapolate our previous efforts over the whole season, we get a trendline that looks like this...

...which accumulates to a total of roughly 93 wins for the season.  93 wins seems about right for this rudimentary projection:  our offense is bound to be better and our pitching likely won't be quite as good.  That should be good enough to put us right in the thick of the playoff hunt, and with a little luck maybe even a division title.  I know vivaelpujols has done some work and regression on how many wins it likely takes in a given year to reach the playoffs, so maybe he can help us out a little.

For fun, here is a breakdown of our best/worst offensive/pitching performances:

Go team.

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Notes, caveats, etc.

All data taken from FanGraphs.

When I say pitchers, I really mean pitchers and defense.

WPA is by no means perfect.  It is important to understand what is being presented here.  WPA measures contributions to wins, not actual value, if that makes sense.  So the offense and defense could have an awesome day, but each be credited with only half of the .500 WPA.  In other words, if the offense is great and pitchers suck, the offense will get more credit in that game than in a game where it was similarly awesome but the pitching was decent.  Also, it can be biased sometimes.  A-Rod got a huge boost in WPA just by having Castillo drop that fly ball a couple weeks ago (and K-Rod was unduly punished).

The maladies that have afflicted the 2009 edition of the St. Louis Cardinals are well-tread territory here at VEB.  Questionable roster management, untimely injuries, sub-par performances, and a thousand other factors have contributed to the thirty losses accumulated this season.  The most glaring of these issues, of course, is the pedestrian offense (pedestrians walk).  With some free time before a date with our favorite World Series whipping boys, now is as good a time as any to take a look at the offensive 2009 Cardinals and identify some areas for improvement.

It is no secret that our offense has struggled to score runs.  After coming out of the gate scoring a blistering 5.8 R/G in April, the Redbirds have regressed to 3.5 and 3.6 R/G in May and June, respectively.  Unsurprisingly, our winning percentage has followed suit, falling from .696 in April to .481 in May and .357 in June.  Since May 1, the Cards are just 18-23.  The question then:  what has changed?  On the offensive side:

Even the quickest of glances at this data reveals an alarming trend:  our BB% has plummeted and has dragged our OBP, OPS, and runs down with it.  The Cardinals offense has become the ideal Dave Duncan opponent:  a bunch of free-swinging hackers who aggressively put the ball in play.  It doesn't take a genius to figure out that if an offense is achieving what the pitchers are striving for, success is going to be limited. 

Some more disparaging June numbers besides our minuscule 5.0% BB%:  for the month, the Cards have swung at more pitches out of the zone (30.7%) than 28 other MLB teams (the Dodgers lead the league swinging at just 19.5%).  Even worse, the Redbirds have swung at the most pitches of any team in general, hacking at 51.9% of offerings in June.  Whether a concerted approach handed down by the coaches or simply a display of the lack of plate discipline skills, this trend of aggression is choking the team of its ability to get on base and score runs.

Here is an even further examination, with our offensive performance broken down by opponent:

An interesting point to note here is that Cards are 12-6 vs. opponents who walk us in >10% of plate appearances, but just 22-24 against those who walk us less than that while scoring a full run less per game - 4. The Phillies and Marlins were especially good at being Good Cardinal Pitchers, each inducing balls in play at a greater than 80% clip.

So what do we need?  More bad news?  If you insist.  Without Sr. José Alberto Pujols Alcántara, this offense would have the following combined line:  .246/.303/.379/.682.  That, my friends, is what we humans like to call piss-ass poor.  That is roughly the equivalent of sending 9 Adam Everetts up there, a far cry from being a contender with the class of the National League (even if we were to add the top trade rumors). 

Even this blackish green lightning-filled humongous funnel cloud has a silver lining, though:  the offense has been extremely unlucky in regards to BABIP (27th - .283).  With the amount of balls the Cards are putting into play, more are bound to fall eventually and that .288 June OBP will rise dramatically.  I hope anyway.

I would love to hear everyone's thoughts on the status of our offense.   Is the lack of discipline the problem?  The absence of real power outside of Pujols?  Maybe someone with better batted ball stats skills can illuminate the point for all of us.  I just want us to score, and score a ton.  I doubt hitting it to the pitcher is going to serve us all that well this time around with the Tigers.

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6/16 ADDENDUM:  I have never been happier to write the word "addendum" in my life. 

After all my off-day whining and complaining (which certainly caught the ear of the organization due to my authoritative status and brilliance), the Redbirds decided it would be fun walk in exactly 10% of their PAs on their way to this line against Verlander & Co.: .400/.462/.714/1.176.  For those of you keeping track at home, they also K'ed in 17.5% of PAs, meaning 72.5% resulted in a ball in play (well off the June average).

We made the jump from Adam Everett to Babe Ruth!  Love small samples!  The Bambino's career line:  .342/.474/.690/1.164.

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Notes, caveats, etc.

Data taken from Fangraphs and Baseball Musing's play-by-play database.

Yes, I am aware I suck at HTML tables.  Yes, I could have googled it and fixed it in 3 minutes.  No, you can't force me to learn.

Footnotes:

1. K%: defined as K / PA.  I used PAs instead of ABs to be comparable to BB%.
2. BB%: defined as BB / PA. 
   
3. In play%: defined as (PA - K - BB) / PA.  This is not perfect as it includes HBP, but wanted it to tie to my previous formulas, i.e. 1 - (K% + BB%).  
4. I realize this is one step above BBTN factoid analysis.  Completely cherry-picked and not necessarily telling.  But it supported my point, so I am using it.  Sorry, nerd.

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Ed. note:  Many thanks to SleepyCA for a clarification on BB% calculation.  Numbers now reflect the correction.

After hearing countless arguments about the merits of Jeter as a baseball fan living in New York, this is an objective attempt to compare him to the greats of recent generations.

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