SB Nation User Blog: alox

All-Time, All-Star, All-SOB team

alox — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 23:40:55 -0000

I thought it would be amusing to assemble an allstar team comprised soley of SOB's. Lou Gherig types need not apply. I want a team that if fielded in your home town, not even their mothers would cheer for them. I'm not talking about the occassional display of poor judgement. Felons are highly encouraged to apply. Extra points if you have been convicted. If you want to make this team, you gotta work for it. I want guys who left no doubt that they were amoungst the worst human beings to ever grace a baseball field. You should have at least put up decent, if not spectacular numbers for at least a couple of seasons. Also considered will be those who may have been decent people off the field, but their conduct on the field was at least reprehensible. I'm looking at you Bob Gibson. Would you have really drilled your mother in the ass with a ball if she had the nerve to crowd the plate? I think so.

The Captain of my all-star all-prick team is....Tyrus Cobb. You, Georgia Peach, lived during the most racially segregated period in American history when civil rights for black Americans were almost non existant. Yet you managed to not only get arrested twice, but prosecuted twice for assaulting black Americans. In 1915 that took effort. My hat is off to you, you obnoxious bastard.

In an effort to contribute to racial disharmony in the outfield, I nominate Barry Bonds as left fielder dujour. Your prickishness is well known, as is your penchant to lie to grand juries. For thumbing your nose at the baseball establishment and the American baseball fan, I tip my cap. Wouldn't you just love to sit in the bleachers and listen to Cobb and Bonds jaw at each other?

And speaking of breaking laws and baseball custom, how ya doing Pete Rose? Your my starting thirdbaseman. You of the patented, "I never bet on baseball" fame. Giamatti not only banned you for life, he suffered an early demise from a heart attack in part because of the stress you inflicted on the old guy. 20 years later you come semi clean, but only because you believe that the lifetime ban may in fact last at least until your lifetime is complete. You are one self serving bastard, and I tip my cap.

My relief pitcher is John Rocker. Cause he's just too stupid to leave off the list. Sure you may have distasteful racial views, but did you really think that an SI reporter wouldn't blab them to the world if you elucidated them during an interview? You may also be eligible for the all time simpleton award.

Bob Gibson. Perhaps the meanest man to ever hold a baseball on the mound. Cause there was one thing for sure in a series with Gibson on the Hill. Someone was gonna get drilled. Pity the poor rookies who were sent to the box like sheep to the slaughter. Everyone in the stadium knew what was about to happen. And like a bad train wreck, everyone howled when you delivered.

That's all I have for now. Please feel free to add your choices to the all-star all-sob team. This team may be the first in history to have a benchs clearing brawl involving only the guys from their own benchs.

Off season reading.

alox — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:44:35 -0000

Unlike some of my fellow AN members, I do not follow any sports other than baseball. I will watch football on occassion, but I only pay significant attention when the playoffs roll around. And really only then because for me that marks the countdown to spring training. The long winter is almost over, or close enough that I can begin a countdown towards the day when the glorious words, "Play Ball" ring out across the Coliseum.

Which brings me to my point. During the off season I pass the days watching baseball movies and reading baseball books. I have recently been introduced to MLB 2006 by the coolest little dude I have ever met. He's my four year old son and he likes nothing more than to play the baseball video game with his old man. He insists that we always be the A's. Having raised three daughters, the oldest of which is now 20 years old, I am very well aware that these are the halcion days of our time together. All too soon, other things are going to pull my son's attention away from time with his dad. That is as it should be I suppose, but I dread those days none the less.

Anyway, I wanted to recommend a book to the rest of AN. The book is titled, "A Well-Paid Slave" by Brad Snyder. It documents the life and times of Curt Flood and his epic battle with MLB over the right of free agency. It is a fanastic read and offers a detailed account of the events which led to modern free agency. Mr. Snyder is an attorney as well as a writer. He lays out the anti-trust exemption afforded to baseball and exactly how the exemption came to exist and what it entails. It is an eye opening read and will enhance your understanding of modern baseball. It is written with they layman in mind and explains the exemption in an easy to understand format. Interestingly enough, I had a question after reading the book and emailed Mr. Snyder. He replied promptly and personally. I was duly impressed. If your going to buy a book to read before spring training starts, I highly recommend this one. By the way, Mr. Flood was from Oakland. His formative years are laid out in detail in the book. Enjoy.

Wolfe and company to buy MLS team in San Jose?

alox — Sun, 18 Dec 2005 08:40:15 -0000

I was reading the Fresno Bee today and saw that A's ownership is pursing an expansion Soccer team in San Jose. Apparrently the Quakes are leaving for parts uknown due to venue problems. Wolfe and company want the team for the San Jose area after the quakes leave. He would retain the rights to the team name. I thought I would have seen more information on their interests in buying a Soccer team on AN. Apparently not. Does anyone else see the implications for the A's relocating to San Jose if this deal were to come to fruition? I know this topic has been beaten to death, but this would seem to bring an entirely new dimension to a possible re-location to San Jose. Wolfes comments about the San Jose fans were revealing.....and veiled. Any thoughts?