Relevant to us in a couple ways:

One, wasn't there a contingent around these parts that was coveting Melky (for reasons other than wanting a Cabrera-Cabrera-Cabrera-Carerra quadrumvirate, which was also completely legitimate)?

And two, it's for Jonathan Sanchez, who is wildly inconsistent and also the guy who broke Choo.

(This is my first fanshot. Hope I did it right. It's stupid that we can't preview these)