via i40.tinypic.com

They say a man should always dress
And be ready to play,
So where’s my bloody helmet? Oh,
its out there with Timmeh!
Its all because that smelly fish
Stole my starting slot
I suck so bad, can’t catch a break
Whoops there goes my back!

Should have hoped that:
Timmeh would break his leg! (yee-ha!)
I could take that elfy Rask kid with only one leg
I’m overpaid and underskilled
But between you and me
Chia thinks that I’m just plain godly!