"ESPN have themselves an RV!"

Getting all Die Hard on it is optional.

Sometimes your shoe comes untied during the course of a game. Sometimes while your team is on offense, you lurk in the backcourt and quickly tie your shoe, and get back into the flow.

Other times, you just pick up your dribble, lean over and tie your shoe for 10 seconds while the defense does nothing.

Jarrett Jack > Eric Maynor.

The good news? The Maloofs should be able to keep the heat in on their homes through winter.

The bad news? No more discounted prices on beer at Kings games.

Decides to title it "May still waiting for taste of fame."

Thanks for nothing, a$$hole.

Alternate titles gleefully accepted in the comments section.

Well, maybe I'm being a bit Evans-biased here, but it's nice to find out that I'm not the only person who believes Brandon Jennings is the worst thing to come out of Italy since Mussolini.

He unsuccessfully prosecuted Chris Webber and Jason Williams for reckless driving. Now the flask is on the other foot.

Mmm, with mugshot goodness, right here.

FREE ANDRES NOCIONI! Unless he's guilty, and then he should be prosecuted.

Tons of joy here for you stats geeks, including graphs and diagrams.

The mayor has appointed a task force. Eliot Ness is already advising KJ to try doing things "the Chicago way."

I'm paraphrasing, but the typo is legit.

Farther down, a story about how Mikki More ended up with Golden State, and yes, it was God's fault.

Bonus: Explanation of what "OG" stands for.