TITLE: You Don't Mess Around With Cam

 

 

Clemson’s got its hustlers

Carolina’s got its bums

And Auburn’s got big Cam Newton

He's a TD shootin' son of a gun

Ya, he's big and fast as a man can come

But stronger than a country hawg

And when the bad folks all get together at night

You know they all call big Cam boss, just because, and they say

 

 

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You don't tug on Superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger

And you don't mess around with Cam, da do da do...

 

 

Well out of north Alabama come a country boy

He said, "I'm looking for a man named Cam

I am a TD runnin' boy, my name is Mark Ingram

But down home they call me Winner

And I'm looking for the king of the stadium

He's driving a top Five Hype

Last week he took all my Hype, and it may sound funny

But I've come to get my hype back," and everybody said, Jack, don't you know

 

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Well a hush fell over the stadium

When Cam he come boppin' off the street

And when the runnin' was done

The only part that was seen was the soles of the big man's feet

And he was grinning from ear to ear

And he was flying in a couple more

And you better believe they sung a same kind of story

When big Cam left the floor

 

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Yeah, big Cam got his cape

And left the state

To accept the trophy in New York state

And deserved it more than Ingram ever did!