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avishai

Oct 11, 2008 Feb 15, 2012 7 603

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Sactown Royalty Brockness parody song/tribute contest to the tune of....


Lochness by Judas priest. Here are the lyrics....I'd write my own but my dystonia is acting up today.

GREY MIST DRIFTS UPON THE WATER THE MIRRORED SURFACE MOVES AWAKENED OF THIS PRESENCE DISPELLING LEGENDS PROOF A BEASTLY HEAD OF ONYX WITH EYES SET COALS OF FIRE IT’S LEATHERED HIDE GLIDES GLISTENING ASCENDS THE HEATHERED BRIAR THIS LEGEND LIVES THROUGH CENTURIES EVOKING HISTORY’S MEMORIES PREVAILING IN ETERNITIES ON AND ON AND ON LOCHNESS CONFESS YOUR TERROR OF THE DEEP LOCHNESS DISTRESS MALINGERS WHAT YOU KEEP LOCHNESS GROTESQUE MONSTROSITY LOCHNESS CONFESS TO ME SOMEHOW IT HEEDS THE PIPER FROM BATTLEMENTS THAT CALL FROM SIDE TO SIDE IT PONDERS IMPASSIONED IN THE SKULL THIS HIGHLAND LAIR OF MYSTERY RETAINS A LOST WORLD’S EMPATHY RESILIENT TO DISCOVERY ON AND ON AND ON THIS LEGEND LIVES THROUGH CENTURIES EVOKING HISTORY’S MEMORIES PREVAILING IN ETERNITY YOUR SECRET LIES SAFE WITH ME THIS CREATURES PERIL FROM DECEASE IMPLORES TO MANKIND FOR RELEASE A LEGACY TO REST IN PEACE AND ON AND ON AND ON

link to youtube vid of the song

Sorry, would of done this as a fanpost, but could'nt figger it out.

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Sactown Royalty Not as big as the trade Kevin BS but....


I'm also hearing "get rid of Cisco because we have Omri" stuff. And I know we defend the whole "trade Kev" BS with "Just watch, K-mart is unselfish, he'll be fine, best backcourt etc.

Not much defense for the whole "we have Omri, trade Cisco" stuff, though. Seriously, can you imagin having the OMF and the CMF on the floor @ the same time? Shit, together, they'd just scare teams into losing. OK, that was silly, but having the intensity of those guys, and maybe Brock-ness on  the floor @ the same time? Wow.

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Sactown Royalty Perhaps another big who can also mentor Spence?

Say what you want about Brad-baby, but he really seemed to have taught Spence quite a bit. I know Spence continued to do pretty well last season after he left. But perhaps we need a starting big who can also teach Spence? I know we have SAR etc., but maybe a player-mentor is in order? Just a random thought. And no, I don't want B-52 back. Wish Vlade was still playing.

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Sactown Royalty Phil Jackson on 2002 ring

As for Jackson, when his teams begin the playoffs, he always pulls out his most recent championship ring and wears it. It's a tradition for him -- it's also become annoying.

"I've been wearing one now from 2002 through two other championship runs that failed and two other playoff attempts that didn't go anywhere," Jackson said. "I was thinking the other day, 'I've got to get rid of that ring.'

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-lakers-playoffs18-2009apr18,0,3141257.story

Gee, I wonder if it's jinxed, Phil? Wonder why that might be.....

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Sactown Royalty Craig Robinson for coach?

Played under Pete Carril, was a successful businessman in between playing and coaching, had the passion for b-ball to take on a job w/ a winless team for one tenth his former salary, and made them an almost .500 team w/ virtually the same personel.

Plus, well, he's kinda well connected. Might raise attendance at Arco just on the off chance that the POTUS shows up. I know, I know, the last thing we need is another untested in the NBA college coach, but can he be any worse than the last three?

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