SB Nation User Blog: bamavicki

Antoine Caldwell SEC Offensive Lineman Of The Week

bamavicki — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:51:07 -0000

Antoine Caldwell SEC Offensive Lineman Of The Week

Our O-Line is the BOMB!!!

Vote Coach Saban Coach of the Year

bamavicki — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:40:27 -0000

Vote Coach Saban Coach of the Year

I think this was in a Fan Shot a while back, but now there's only 11 days left to vote counting today. You can vote once a day. Coach Saban is now in 2nd place. Vote Bama fans!!! Nobody deserves it more than our coach.

Saban All My Love For You

bamavicki — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:01:36 -0000

Saban All My Love For You

My sister listens to a radio show called Southern Sports Tonight on 98.1 The Ticket, a Pensacola station. A listener sent this song in to Scott McKinney. It's soooo bad, but funny.

Ya'll Have To Read This

bamavicki — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:10:30 -0000

http://www.dawgsports.com/2008/11/11/659236/i-really-hate-auburn

I know I should have put this in the Fan Shots, but as Pete Holiday said it's never too early to start the hatin' on Aubarn, and I really wanted it at the top of the page. Many of you may not read Dawg Sports, but it is a great blog. One of their posters, SG Standard, has written up his feelings on the Barn since Georgia plays them this week and it is hilarious. Every BAMA fan can identify with these feelings and I don't think it can be said much better. I really REALLY HATE Aubarn. I was born that way and it has intensified over the years because as Kyle from Dawg Sports said in his explanation on why he hates the Barn over all other SEC teams - "if you took all the obnoxiousness of the other eleven fan bases combined and doubled it, you still wouldn’t get the level of obnoxiousness you’d find at one good-sized Auburn tailgate."

Good luck to the Dawgs this weekend. Take those tiggers down! Then it's our turn.

ROLL TIDE!!!

Bryce Needs A New Patient

bamavicki — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:32:10 -0000

Lucky me, I am being targeted by a delusional, sick Barner. I won't even mention his username because attention is his goal. He must not have received enough attention from his parents, since he obviously needs attention this badly. My email account is being used in nefarious ways, so if you think you have gotten an email from me, please contact me before believing I sent it to you. Thanks.

Remember, Barners, karma is a bitch and your free ride is OVER.

ROLL TIDE!!!

MELTDOWNS

bamavicki — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:11:42 -0000

I waited all day yesterday for OTS to put up the weekly meltdown thread, so I could add a couple I saw. With us having a bye week and not as much to read on us, I had extra time on my hands. The links may be copy and paste, sorry. Nothing too epic, but still funny. If ya'll saw some good ones, please add to these:

Starting with the Thursday night Clemson-Wake Forest game from the Wake Live Blog on Block C(a website run by a couple of Clemson graduates), JasonL posted:

"I Hate You Tommy Bowden and Terry Don Phillips. You Have Destroyed My Clemson Tigers And Reduced Them To A Punchline For Sissy Sportswriters. I Hope You Both Are Eaten By Killer Ants, You AssClowns!!!!"

http://www.block-c.com/2008/10/09/wake-forest-liveblog/

Killer Ants? Now that's cold.

On to Saturday's games. I had to see what Cook and his Wolverine lovers had to say about their loss to MAC team Toledo 13-10. Went to the source first,

http://www.mgoblog.com/content/toledo-open-thread#comments

Tim Waymen said:

"Anyone up for a suicide pact?"

I'll say again - thank you Rich Rod for not coming to Tuscaloosa! From Dr Saturday's "Michigan 2008 is officially Notre Dame 2007", AM says:

"I bleed Maize and Blue, but i just cannot take it anymore. I love the guys, and they are new, but not a fan of the new coach. Everyone knew it would be a rough year, but losing to Toledo is a stab in the chest. With what is left on the schedule, i doubt the team can pull off any victory or even a close game. All remaining home games, the coach should be booed non-stop!"

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Michigan-2008-is-officially-Notre-Dame-2007?urn=ncaaf,114267

Couldn't let a couple of good Barner ones go - from Dr Saturday's "Meet the new Auburn, slightly worse than the old Auburn", let's thank kasey w for this post:

"UH, go ahead and count us out of the Iron Bowl, its ok."

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Meet-the-new-Auburn-slightly-worse-than-the-old?urn=ncaaf,114278

"Loyal" Tiger Russ says:

"On the bright side….I won’t be pissing my wife off anymore on Saturdays watching football. Not to sound like a fickle fan, but, I just can’t waste anymore weekends watching this mess unfold."

Funniest of all is this conspiracy theory from Gaines:

"This is a grand plan by Tuberville. Lure Bama into thinking that they can beat us handily by our losses and near losses all year long. Meanwhile, we rebuild “the future” under the radar and win it all next year."

http://theauburner.com/?p=298#comments

Quote of the Day(similar in thought to "you can't spell slut without UT") was on Dr Saturday's Week Seven Live Blog from this obvious Longhorn fan Coby M:

"Thought for the day........You can't spell the word douche without the "OU" in it!"

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Week-Seven-Live-Blog-Big-Ones?urn=ncaaf,114261

Glad the bye week is over. I'm ready for some ALABAMA FOOTBALL!!!

ROLL TIDE!!!

"I think he is a workhorse kind of guy. He will carry the ball around individually and if that...

bamavicki — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:54:35 -0000

"I think he is a workhorse kind of guy. He will carry the ball around individually and if that doesn’t solve the problem (fumbles), he may have to carry it in the dining hall too."

Coach Saban at his Monday press conference on the workload of Glen Coffee during the bye week.
And who said Coach Saban doesn't have a sense of humor?

Bobby Greenwood SEC Defensive Lineman Of The Week

bamavicki — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:52:48 -0000

Bobby Greenwood SEC Defensive Lineman Of The Week

Glen Coffee received "other outstanding performances" mention.

Thank Goodness Ro's Not NFL Draft Eligible Yet

bamavicki — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:06:45 -0000

Thank Goodness Ro's Not NFL Draft Eligible Yet

Excellent ESPN article. Coach Richt made sure he shook his hand Saturday night. Very impressive is he has learned ALL the defensiive positions on the field this season.

Team Rankings

bamavicki — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:38:24 -0000

Team Rankings

Interesting stats on how we stack up in the conference and the nation, but the first 4 games of a season are not the best barometer for the rest.