1. Mention "bleach" or any other tired dead-horse (not to be confused with Dead Horse, the band) comment in the pre-jump thoughts.

2. Have little to no knowledge about football and/or equate real football to things you can do in Madden.

3. Be someone I already dislike.

This list is not exhaustive.

Those that know me will likely not be surprised that my first ever fanshot deals with things that highly and irrationally infuriate me.  I'm nothing if not consistent and liberal with my hate.