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ben9599

  • joined May 03, 2010
  • last login Jan 20, 2013
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Your 2013 Blackhawks Season Preview/Post-Lockout/Game of Thrones Extravaganza!

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If you like the Hawks and Game of Thrones then you'll probably enjoy this. If you don't know what GOT is, you still might like the pretty pictures...

What to do now that the season is over...

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Some suggestions on how to kill time this summer while waiting for training camp to start in September. Also, I introduce a new unit of measurement, "The Kaner".

Hawks Thoughts, Week 9

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Scotty Bowman, Jarome Iginla, MC Carbomb and more.

Hawks Thoughts, Week 8

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The Alberta debacle, Carcillo's taste in music, Twilight and more.

Hawks Thoughts, Week 7

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Wrote about Ben Smith, the circus and more.

The Odd Couple, Episode 19: The Red Scare

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In which Kaner tries his hand at politics.

Hawk Thoughts, Week 5

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Ruminations on the power play, Al Davis, the Hindenburg and more.

Hawks Thoughts, Week 4

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Looking for a signature win, first world problems, Office Space, Carbomb's musical tastes, Nick Leddy and more.

Hawks Thoughts, Week 3

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I'm writing a regular Friday column on the Hawks. Check it out.

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Your 2011-2012 Chicago Blackhawks Season Preview & Harry Potter Extravaganza!

This is exciting isn't it?  The evil summer burned hot and bright and even now it is giving way to chill mornings.  Soon, small crinkles of ice will start to form at the edges of autumn puddles...

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The Odd Couple, Episode 15: The Lizard King

  You can read Episodes 1-14 HERE. *************************************************** [Interior, the Chicago Blackhawks dressing room at the United Center. The Hawks have just completed their...

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The Odd Couple, Episode 13: Cutler & Cavallari

You can read Episodes 1-12 HERE. [Interior, Chicago Cut Steakhouse, Downtown Chicago. Tazer and Kaner are standing at the bar ignoring the horde of young beauties staring holes into their skulls....

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The Odd Couple, Episode 12: The New Captain

You can read Episodes 1-11 on my blog, HERE. -...

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What the NHL Would Look Like After Contraction

You can read this piece as well as fictional accounts of Kaner's love life at my blog, HERE. I was having a hell of a time trying to come up with a way to write this post and then I got scooped and...

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The Odd Couple, Episode 11: The Tri-Poon Tournament, Part 2

You can read Episodes 1-10 HERE.   [Interior, posh conference room on the top floor of a luxury high-rise in mid-town Manhattan. Kaner and Rinky are seated on one side of a long conference table in...

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The Odd Couple, Episode 11: The Tri-Poon Tournament, Part 1.

You can read Episodes 1-10 HERE. [Interior, back room of the NHL Store in Manhattan. Tazer and Kaner have just finished a promotional appearance pimping EA Sports NHL 11 and are sitting down,...

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The Odd Couple, Episode 10: Oprah

You can read Episodes 1-9 HERE.  You can follow me on Twitter HERE. [Interior, HARPO studios in Chicago, IL. Tazer and Kaner are relaxing in the Green Room prior to going on the set to record an...

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The Odd Couple, Episode 8: European Vacation

Episodes 1-7 can be read HERE. [Exterior, dusk, rural Slovakia. Tazer, Kaner and Rinky, representing the Blackhawks organization, have traveled to Slovakia to attend Marian Hossa's wedding. After...

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If not a Hawks jersey, then what and who?

Here's something to ponder during the interminable off-season.  Would you ever consider buying and wearing a jersey of another team?  If so, what player would you have on the jersey? Personally, I...

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The Odd Couple, Ep. 7: The ESPY's, Featuring Tazer, Kaner, Crosby & Ovie

For Episodes 1-6 Go here: http://www.themilesdavisexploration.com/ Note: Text-only version here b/c it's a pain in the ass to insert pictures w/ this software and there are a lot of them in this...

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The Odd Couple, Episode 6: Kaner's Big Day

[Interior, Patrick Kane's boyhood home in Buffalo, New York. Seated around the kitchen table eating breakfast are Tazer, Patrick's mother Donna, Patrick's sister/Tazer's girlfriend Erica and...

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To help you through the summer...

The Odd Couple, Episode 5: The Bonus Check (Episodes 1-4 can be read HERE) [Interior, Tazer and Kaner's Chicago apartment. Kaner is lying on a massage table which has been set up in the middle of...

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