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Thursday Morning Links

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This morning's update does not reference any Greek mythology, but BAM I did just drop some Morte D'Arthur.

Wednesday Morning Links

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Wherein the lineup has descended from "awful" to "totally clownshoes."

Friday Morning Links

139

Robbie Ross is no J.P. Arencibia. So now we know who will replace Bud Selig and it's MLB COO Rob Manfred. T.R. Sullivan recaps last night's game and... oh, who am I kidding, we all know you're...

Thursday Morning Links

161

Rangers get DL addition out of the way early so as not to distract from their nightly beating

Friday Morning Links

176

The good thing about an off day is that we probably didn't lose.

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Adam Rosales now penciled in as next Ranger to receive devastating injury

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oh, Rangers, I can't stay mad at you.

Thursday Morning Links

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A series win? Who are you guys and what have you done with the 2014 Rangers/

Wednesday Morning Links

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Sop up your tears with half-priced loser pizza!

Thursday Morning Links

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Soria vows loyalty to Rangers, gets traded to Detroit the very next day

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Rangers hire Haitian voodoo priest, call "injury resistant zombies" the new market inefficiency.

Thursday Morning Links

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Let the second half injuries begin!

Jason Frasor to Kansas City

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Jason Frasor has been traded to Kansas City, probably as punishment for past sins

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Wherein we wonder if ARod has low functioning testes.

Thursday Morning Links

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Texas Rangers... sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Wednesday Morning Links

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Let's discuss Prince Fielder's naked body and not Phil Irwin getting violently violated.

Thursday Morning Links

128

Miles Mikolas started and did fine. But, as per usual for the 2014 Rangers, everyone not named Miles Mikolas is awful.

Wednesday Morning Links

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Even Astros fans are beginning to pity us.

Friday Morning Links

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Rangers fandom descends into an endless vale of tears and nacho cheese.

Thursday Morning Links

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The five stages of grief begin with denial and ends with spinal surgery.

Thursday Morning Links

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Instead of watching anymore Ranger games I will spend 2014 watching the Eric Aybar bees .gif

Wednesday Morning Links

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Apparently, Richard Durrett passed away last night.  By all accounts, he was a wonderful person, father, and husband.  DFW sports media is poorer having lost him. Jeff Wilson notes that Yu still...

Thursday Morning Links

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Oh, hey, does someone have the heart of a champion? Well, that's one pitcher out of five, so maybe we can get one fifth of a championship.

Wednesday Morning Links

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Rangers run out of first basemen, promote old AAA journeyman who has seen someone play first from a distance.

Thursday Morning Links

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Killing your friend to appease the Slender Man is so stupid. However, I'm contemplating killing AJM to appease whatever is causing all of these injuries.

Wednesday Morning Links

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Kendrys Morales: on behalf of our struggling offense I apologize for laughing at your walkoff fracture.

Thursday Morning Links

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Joe Saunders triumphs in snoozefest

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See what happens when you don't score 4 or more runs? You break poor Scott Baker's heart.

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There's no such thing as an Ian Kinsler curse, there's no such thing as an Ian Kinsler curse...

Wednesday Morning Links

159

Why on earth are we pitching to Kyle Seager?

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