Krusty

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eugene native.
professional curmudgeon.
young enough to not know any better, old enough to care about it.

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Okay, I'll take the last spot
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Aug 31 2014, 4:15p
IFYPFY
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Aug 31 2014, 4:15p - 1 reply
5 penalties in the first quarter, only 9 for the game
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Aug 31 2014, 3:37p
Lockie was my favorite part by a fair margin
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Aug 31 2014, 3:36p - 1 reply
He only was targeted once that I remember
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 2:01a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:59a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:58a
THANKS FOR COMING, ESPECIALLY YOU WOMENS
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:58a
What time is the MSU kickoff?
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:57a - 1 reply
WINNER WINNER TOFU DINNER
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:55a
No Subject
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:52a - 1 reply
Ballgame UW
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:50a - 1 reply
This last drive for SD is going to look bad when people look at stats later in the year in that stupid comparative way they do
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:48a - 1 reply
It's going to take a pick-6
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:47a - 1 reply
All your TOs and 3 mins left and you can put the ball inside th 30?
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:46a - 1 reply
Just did that very thing
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:44a
So, is anyone still watching this game?
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:43a - 5 replies
Or maybe it was me lying to you?
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:42a
Hopefully it's because they're good and not because we have no depth
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:40a - 1 reply
I was hoping for Colorado School of Mines
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:40a
And they just failed on a FG attempt
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:38a - 1 reply
I'm always relaxed
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:34a
BASSETT HOUNDING THE GOAL LINE
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:33a - 1 reply
MUNTD COMING!
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:33a
We'll take your QB. We need a backup for Marcus
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:32a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:28a
There's a fellatio joke in there somewhere
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:24a - 1 reply
Lockie looks 100 zillion percents better than lastseason
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:22a - 2 replies
WITHERING GLARES
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:07a
The more TDs that guy scores, the better these game threads are going to be
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:01a
Out here in the fields...
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:00a
OH REILLY????
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:59a - 1 reply
Leon Lett.. DeSean Jackson.. Chad Johnson in the Fiesta Bowl..
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:31a - 2 replies
Got one today
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:30a
I miss The Little Team That Could
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:30a - 1 reply
And it was a conference game
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:27a
Wot?
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:26a
What a pass
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:19a
THat is correct
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:16a - 1 reply
"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:15a
I'm going to go drink a lot at halftime and see if that helps
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:13a - 2 replies
Which makes you wonder why it hasn't moved much.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:11a - 1 reply
NO ITS NOT ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:11a
Oy vey.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:11a
This "tackling" is pathetic
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:09a - 1 reply
HEY. RESULTS, MAN
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:08a - 1 reply
Isn't the spread like -17?
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:06a - 1 reply
Oh for fucks sake
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:05a
And you go out AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:02a
I didn't see any run defense
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:00a
Technicallly, 6
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:00a
Absolutely
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:59p
Way to pad your stats, Byron.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:58p
Chip Kelly has finally lost control of this team.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:58p
Well, that'll teach him..
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:57p
Oh for the love of Pete
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:56p
Wait. What?
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:56p
MARSHALL MIMICS FREEMAN AND RESULTS ARE GOOD
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:56p
WOOHOO WE ALWAYS WIN THOSE RIGHT
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:55p - 1 reply
Coleman had one a while ago
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:54p
Did he just say UW was "in control" up 17-10?
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:52p - 1 reply
UGH. Talk about bad memories
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:49p
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAN
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:48p
Patience
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:46p
Obama
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:44p
And I thought WE had a bad kickoff game
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:44p - 1 reply
ITS A TWO POSSESSION GAME
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:43p
We can't even block a freaking field goal.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:42p
It's a GD tragedy I tell you
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:41p
Great. Ifo's hurt.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:40p - 1 reply
Yay, matador D!
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:35p
I'm seeing a lot of arm tackles and guys off balance.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:34p - 1 reply
UGH
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:28p
IFO stands for Invisible Field Object so far
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:19p
ONly 5 in the first quarter
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:18p
Every year we expect them to be better
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:17p
I'm a little irritated with the defense so far.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:16p - 1 reply
Well make sure you get that stuff done first.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 30 2014, 11:16p - 1 reply
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