Krusty

benzduck

  • joined Sep 04, 2009
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eugene native.
professional curmudgeon.
young enough to not know any better, old enough to care about it.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Oakland Athletics
  • NBA Portland Trail Blazers
  • NFL Cincinnati Bengals
  • NCAAF Oregon Ducks
  • NCAAB Elon Phoenix
  • NHL Detroit Red Wings
  • Golf Ty Webb
  • NASCAR Sophomore Johnson
  • MMA Lonnie "Moondog" Mayne
  • Boxing No, briefs
  • Soccer This is a joke, right?
  • Cycling Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones
  • Tennis Anna Kournikova
  • FIFA FC Mars
  • Serie A WTF
  • La Liga La Leche League
  • EPL Armorall
  • MLS KC United
  • General Portland Storm
  • Fantasy Hepatitis A's
  • Winter Olympics Jamaica
  • Wrestling The Royal Kangaroos
Recent Activity
for No one. The A's should wait for at least a few more weeks or even longer.
Voted on Apr 18 2014, 4:25p
The Cure bowl?
Commented on Quack Fix: Johnathan Loyd, Wide Receiver, Meets the Media on Apr 17 2014, 8:16p - 1 reply
All of them.
Commented on Quack Fix: Baseball and softball extend winning streaks. on Apr 16 2014, 3:26p
No Subject
Commented on Quack Fix: Baseball and softball extend winning streaks. on Apr 16 2014, 1:42p
Find out which kids are afraid of the ball
Commented on Quack Fix: Baseball and softball extend winning streaks. on Apr 15 2014, 5:41p - 1 reply
My favorite part of 3rd grade baseball
Commented on Quack Fix: Baseball and softball extend winning streaks. on Apr 15 2014, 5:35p - 1 reply
I figured it had to be some kind of Big Deal considering the stadium they were playing in
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 7:06p
From that film it's hard to tell how good he is, because that's not much of a D he's facing
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 6:36p - 1 reply
It's sort of like joining the Masons.
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 6:34p - 1 reply
Yes, exactly, only that was six years earlier, for a different team.
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 6:33p
Awwww you changed your sig. See, kids, that's how you do it.
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 6:31p
Dentist, schmentist. I just take mine out every night and pop them into a glass and drop in a fizzy thing.
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 6:30p
The players are more photogenic.
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 6:23p
It's not polite to ask the olds how old they are, but..
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 6:22p - 3 replies
I ain't no quitter, son
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 6:17p
Yeah, that's pretty much what the cake looked like.
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 2:45p
The problem with having a birthday in mid April
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 1:52p - 6 replies
There is NOTHING better than bacon.
Commented on Quack Fix: Carter to transfer from basketball program, baseball sweeps UCR on Apr 14 2014, 1:51p
If he redshirts this season he's still draft eligible next year, right...
Commented on Fentress: Addison Tears ACL; Will Miss 2014 Season on Apr 10 2014, 7:53p - 1 reply
Is it basketball season yet?
Commented on Elken: Oregon WR Bralon Addison Suffers 'Non-Contact Knee Injury' in Practice on Apr 10 2014, 5:37p
JAY LENO. DUH
Commented on Quack Fix: Baseball Wins, Fish Leaves, Kent Introduced on Apr 3 2014, 8:10p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Quack Fix: Baseball Wins, Fish Leaves, Kent Introduced on Apr 3 2014, 7:57p - 2 replies
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH
Commented on Quack Fix: Spring Practice Begins, Mariota in the spotlight, Ducks bulk up on Apr 2 2014, 6:48p
Eric Dungy no longer with the team?
Commented on Quack Fix: Spring Practice Begins, Mariota in the spotlight, Ducks bulk up on Apr 2 2014, 2:21p - 2 replies
Easy solution: Hire Jody back.
Commented on Oregon Ducks Womens' Basketball: Coaching Search Offers Opportunity For Quick Rebuild on Mar 31 2014, 1:49p
I remember when that was built; I thought it was the coolest building I'd ever seen.
Commented on Campus Corner: Straub Hall Renovation Part Of A Heart Of Campus Transformation on Mar 31 2014, 1:16p - 1 reply
That's how Pinto got his name in Animal House
Commented on Quack Fix: Nope, I'm Done on Mar 24 2014, 4:45p - 1 reply
I'd say Track and Field
Commented on Quack Fix: Nope, I'm Done on Mar 24 2014, 4:43p - 1 reply
ALL THE TIMEOUTS
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 9:43p
THAT LAST ONE WASNT A TV TIME OUT
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 9:40p - 1 reply
THAT WAS A FINE DEFENSIVE ADJUSTMENT THERE COACH
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 9:37p
Well fuck.
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 9:35p
Dayton is spitting the bit
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 9:25p
We got it out of our system last month
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 9:14p
ALL THE COMMERCIALS
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 9:12p
You weren't the only one
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 9:11p - 1 reply
OKAY WHO FUCKED THAT UP
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 8:58p
GETTING A LITTLE OUTA CONTROL HERE
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 8:51p
AUSTIN MAD AUSTIN SMASH
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 8:38p
HES JUST BEING HELPFUL
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 8:38p
Can we get someone in front of Dekker please
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 8:12p
Wow, the crowd looks just like the Rose Bowl
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 8:06p
Personally I'd rather see a continuation, as long as the right team is doing the blowing out
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. Wisconsin Preview, TV Information, and Open Thread on Mar 22 2014, 7:50p
The name of our group should be Who Thinks They Can Beat Benzduck
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:32p - 1 reply
You ain't getting FFF this year
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:30p - 1 reply
Nice shot Carter
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:29p
Big run started when he sat
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:27p - 1 reply
Planning on drafting some non-barves this year?
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:25p - 1 reply
Has he played since December?
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:22p
You can't be serious
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:17p
What a horseshit call
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:09p - 2 replies
Sorry
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:06p
They obviously have a quota to meet
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:05p
Angry Mormon Is Angry
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:04p - 3 replies
Fortunately for us, all these long timeouts are momentum killers
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 5:03p
It's like I never left
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 4:13p
You've got
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 4:13p
I'm still at work am I missing anything?
Commented on NCAA Tournament 2014: Oregon vs. BYU; Preview, TV Information, Game Thread on Mar 20 2014, 4:11p - 2 replies
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