Krusty

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  • joined Sep 04, 2009
  • last login Aug 28, 2014
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eugene native.
professional curmudgeon.
young enough to not know any better, old enough to care about it.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Oakland Athletics
  • NBA Portland Trail Blazers
  • NFL Cincinnati Bengals
  • NCAAF Oregon Ducks
  • NCAAB Elon Phoenix
  • NHL Detroit Red Wings
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  • NASCAR Sophomore Johnson
  • MMA Lonnie "Moondog" Mayne
  • Boxing No, briefs
  • Soccer This is a joke, right?
  • Cycling Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones
  • Tennis Anna Kournikova
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  • La Liga La Leche League
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  • MLS KC United
  • General Portland Storm
  • Fantasy Hepatitis A's
  • Winter Olympics Jamaica
  • Wrestling The Royal Kangaroos
Recent Activity
I remember three years ago when more than one expert said it was going to take years for aTm and Mizzou to be competitive in the SEC
Commented on Open Thread: College Football Opening Thursday on Aug 28 2014, 8:21p - 2 replies
I'm getting it in HD..
Commented on Open Thread: College Football Opening Thursday on Aug 28 2014, 7:31p
Kind of pissed that Wazzu isn't playing in Seattle any more
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 5:21p - 1 reply
It'll be just like ATQ fantasy baseball.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 7:09p
So it's "we're offering you a scholarship IF", etc
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 3:50p
I haven't watched a single talking head about CFB this year
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 3:37p
oh yeah. LA radio is saturated with ads
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
That offer letter.. a little wordy and clumsy, isn't it?
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 3:34p - 3 replies
But are they better than 2010 vintage New Mexico?
Commented on The Kickoff: South Dakota Rolls Into Autzen To Collect Paycheck, Lose on Aug 25 2014, 2:30p
Right. But they were kind of expected. MM, not so much, because Winston.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 8:08p
My Comcast bill is $210/mo.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 1:07p - 3 replies
Mariota ESPN AA QB
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 1:05p - 2 replies
He's just being a contrarian. It's his style
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 1:04p - 4 replies
I'd say maybe, but:
Commented on Quack Fix: Offense tries to fix red zone woes, Royce Freeman in the mix to start on Aug 20 2014, 7:33p
Y'all are forgetting the best part of that game:
Commented on Quack Fix: Ducks tabbed No. 3 in AP Poll, basketball lands 4* forward on Aug 18 2014, 6:51p - 1 reply
Great video, but the soundtrack doesn't make sense
Commented on Quack Fix: Ducks tabbed No. 3 in AP Poll, basketball lands 4* forward on Aug 18 2014, 6:41p
I'm reminded of the old Bill Cosby routine about Special Class
Commented on Quack Fix: Ducks tabbed No. 3 in AP Poll, basketball lands 4* forward on Aug 18 2014, 6:39p - 1 reply
Congrats to ian.morris aka TennesseeQuackAttack8 on his ATQ Fantasy Baseball regular season championship
Commented on Quack Fix: Ducks tabbed No. 3 in AP Poll, basketball lands 4* forward on Aug 18 2014, 1:24p
OT, but something I had to share (although she will be a 4th generation Duck in 15 years or so)
Commented on Quack Fix: Terrance Kelly's legacy, practice continues, MSU's defense on Aug 15 2014, 2:57p
The Leftovers, but for sports:
Commented on Quality Sports Television Programming on Aug 13 2014, 1:51p - 1 reply
Hmm. Didn't get it
Commented on Quack Fix: Wednesday Practice Report; Basketball to Face Michigan on Aug 7 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
Pretty sure there were multiple Brosterhouses (Brosterousii?)
Commented on Quack Fix: Wednesday Practice Report; Basketball to Face Michigan on Aug 7 2014, 6:37p - 1 reply
Awesome. Where is it?
Commented on Quack Fix: Wednesday Practice Report; Basketball to Face Michigan on Aug 7 2014, 6:33p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Quack Fix: Wednesday Practice Report; Basketball to Face Michigan on Aug 7 2014, 6:27p
Reminds me, I was reading an old R-G column (circa 1971) regarding a starting free safety named Grant Brosterhous
Commented on Quack Fix: Wednesday Practice Report; Basketball to Face Michigan on Aug 7 2014, 1:53p - 1 reply
Yer darned tootin'.
Commented on Quack Fix: Wednesday Practice Report; Basketball to Face Michigan on Aug 7 2014, 1:41p - 1 reply
I know I don't post here much during the offseason, being a Very Busy and Important Elderly Gentleman,
Commented on Quack Fix: Wednesday Practice Report; Basketball to Face Michigan on Aug 7 2014, 12:47p - 4 replies
No Subject
Commented on Oregon football has scratch-n-sniff tickets on Jul 31 2014, 12:45a
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