Lucy

bigfatdrunk

  • joined Apr 01, 2008
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Economics nerd. Policy wonk in training. Stock market genius wannabe. Beer snob. Poser. And balding.

Surfing a tsunami of swagger.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Houston Astros
  • NBA Houston Rockets
  • NFL Houston Texans
  • NCAAF Texas Longhorns
  • NCAAB Texas Longhorns
  • NHL Colorado Avalanche
  • Soccer Soccer sucks
Recent Activity
GO!
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (04/12/14) on Apr 12 2014, 9:31p
It'd be done if I didn't have so much back hair.
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Teddy Bridgewater's "Shaky" Private Workouts; His Agent Responds on Apr 12 2014, 4:25p - 1 reply
5pm is just around the corner.
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Teddy Bridgewater's "Shaky" Private Workouts; His Agent Responds on Apr 12 2014, 4:16p - 3 replies
It's lying season
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Teddy Bridgewater's "Shaky" Private Workouts; His Agent Responds on Apr 12 2014, 4:00p - 1 reply
WTF?
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (04/05/14) on Apr 5 2014, 10:22p - 1 reply
For the record
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (04/05/14) on Apr 5 2014, 10:06p - 2 replies
He was a couple years ago
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (04/05/14) on Apr 5 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
Still my favorite of the seasonals
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (04/05/14) on Apr 5 2014, 9:56p - 1 reply
for A
Voted on Apr 2 2014, 12:43p
Dangz!
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (03/29/14) on Mar 29 2014, 10:46p
Also
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (03/29/14) on Mar 29 2014, 9:12p - 1 reply
The Lying Season is in full effect.
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (03/29/14) on Mar 29 2014, 9:10p - 1 reply
My favorite season since 2
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (03/29/14) on Mar 29 2014, 8:12p - 1 reply
Doubt it
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (03/29/14) on Mar 29 2014, 8:11p
Yup
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (03/29/14) on Mar 29 2014, 7:57p - 2 replies
A friend is at the Bum Phillips Opera in NYC tonight
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (03/29/14) on Mar 29 2014, 7:54p - 2 replies
Wife and daughter were in your neck of the woods today
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (03/29/14) on Mar 29 2014, 7:52p - 2 replies
NOBODY TOUCH HUGGY TONIGHT
Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (03/29/14) on Mar 29 2014, 7:51p - 2 replies
Auto-rec for flying Keo
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Offseason: "The Safety Dance" on Mar 29 2014, 3:02p - 2 replies
Three old men, pandas, and a Filipino tranny take over a thread
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 11:24p - 2 replies
True
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 11:24p - 1 reply
Many of us hated the Reed signing from the get-go
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Free Agent Tracker: Texans Sign Safety Chris Clemons on Mar 28 2014, 9:56p - 2 replies
I sweat beer and Crisco.
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 9:53p
MEWBS!
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 7:22p
WTF is going on here?
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 6:08p - 1 reply
I can be prone to hyperbole when it comes to Keo.
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Free Agent Tracker: Texans Sign Safety Chris Clemons on Mar 28 2014, 6:06p - 2 replies
Better than below replacement level play?
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Free Agent Tracker: Texans Sign Safety Chris Clemons on Mar 28 2014, 6:01p - 2 replies
Not sure, to be honest
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Free Agent Tracker: Texans Sign Safety Chris Clemons on Mar 28 2014, 6:00p
WHOO!!!
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Free Agent Tracker: Texans Sign Safety Chris Clemons on Mar 28 2014, 5:57p - 3 replies
Riiiiiight
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 5:19p - 1 reply
Re: WRs - Totes
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Call Your Shot - Booms and Busts on Mar 28 2014, 5:16p
My turn!
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Call Your Shot - Booms and Busts on Mar 28 2014, 4:56p - 1 reply
Click this slideshow to find out more
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 4:33p - 1 reply
We could always take those 2nd round picks
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 3:16p - 1 reply
Heh indeed
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 3:00p - 1 reply
I slay me.
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 2:10p - 1 reply
Not if you play your cards right
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 2:05p - 1 reply
Seriously, though
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 2:03p - 1 reply
Me.
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 1:57p - 3 replies
We could always move back up.
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick? on Mar 28 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
2014 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Trying To Trade First Overall Pick?
Posted on Mar 28 2014, 1:50p
"So Rick Smith should go?"
Commented on 2014 NFL Draft: Look To Seattle For Mid-Round Draft Success, Rick Smith on Mar 27 2014, 3:18p - 3 replies
True
Commented on 2014 SB Nation NFL Mock Draft: It's Coming on Mar 26 2014, 3:50p - 2 replies
"Last year, BRB snagged DeAndre Hopkins (analysis here) and Brandon Williams (analysis here). In other words, we boasted an accuracy rating of 50%, which basically makes us the greatest mock drafters in the history of mankind."
Commented on 2014 SB Nation NFL Mock Draft: It's Coming on Mar 26 2014, 1:19p
Heh
Commented on 2014 Week 1 Starting QB: Matt Schaub? on Mar 23 2014, 9:51p
/waves like a dork
Commented on Houston Texans Defensive End Justin James Watt Turns 25 Today on Mar 22 2014, 2:10p - 1 reply
Your girlfriend's gonna get jealous, Corzo.
Commented on Houston Texans Defensive End Justin James Watt Turns 25 Today on Mar 22 2014, 1:31p - 1 reply
All signs point to no.
Commented on 2014 Week 1 Starting QB: Matt Schaub? on Mar 21 2014, 8:46p - 1 reply
POW! Right in the kisser.
Commented on Houston Texans To Trade Matt Schaub To Oakland Raiders: Quick Reactions on Mar 21 2014, 2:29p - 1 reply
Matt Schaub might go down as the least appreciated player in Houston sports history
Commented on Houston Texans To Trade Matt Schaub To Oakland Raiders: Quick Reactions on Mar 21 2014, 2:28p - 2 replies
Heh
Commented on Houston Texans To Trade Matt Schaub To Oakland Raiders: Quick Reactions on Mar 21 2014, 1:58p
The voices in your head don't count.
Commented on Houston Texans To Trade Matt Schaub To Oakland Raiders: Quick Reactions on Mar 21 2014, 1:42p - 3 replies
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