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I AM SO FUKKEN MAD I'M GOING TO MAKE A SHIRTLESS RAP - Maximilian

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Recent Activity
Good.
Commented on 9-7 - Rangers score tons of runs in series-winning victory over Mariners on Apr 17 2014, 6:56p
Rocco's off Camp Bowie in FW (there are imposters with the same name)
Commented on 9-7 - Rangers score tons of runs in series-winning victory over Mariners on Apr 17 2014, 6:47p - 2 replies
Trolling PGTs now too, eh?
Commented on 9-7 - Rangers score tons of runs in series-winning victory over Mariners on Apr 17 2014, 6:45p - 2 replies
*jalapeno
Commented on 9-7 - Rangers score tons of runs in series-winning victory over Mariners on Apr 17 2014, 6:45p - 1 reply
Best jalapeno poppers too
Commented on 9-7 - Rangers score tons of runs in series-winning victory over Mariners on Apr 17 2014, 6:44p - 1 reply
Lies
Commented on 9-7 - Rangers score tons of runs in series-winning victory over Mariners on Apr 17 2014, 6:34p - 1 reply
I'm unaware of such a thing.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:54p - 1 reply
I think this is new stuff.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:51p - 1 reply
Jellyfish Sombrero
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:47p - 1 reply
What? No.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:39p
I got this.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:38p - 2 replies
Just GIS em all, yo.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
They get all pissy if I use that play too often.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:28p - 2 replies
But it's kinda funny.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:27p - 1 reply
I have to sit through that shit sometimes too.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:27p - 2 replies
Because women love overdramatic relationship bullshit.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:23p - 1 reply
I thought his assholishness was being played up to make the show more interesting.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:18p
Bruised Knee was a great kung fu actor.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:16p
No one will be able to tell who is on which side.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
Black women love it when a white guy tells them "I want to rail you like the underground railroad."
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:59p - 3 replies
Yup.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
I don't want to pay 10 dollars for a water.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:54p
I don't remember what they have there.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:53p - 1 reply
More than I would like.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:52p - 1 reply
Yes.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:50p
They took everything else away.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:50p - 1 reply
She'd still get it.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:50p - 1 reply
This is not a Porsha.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:47p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:42p - 1 reply
Goose Island?
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:37p - 1 reply
For now, Goose Island 312 Wheat Ale is my game beer at Globex.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:35p - 4 replies
Porsha is the only hot one anyways.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:32p - 2 replies
I don't think they would have much say in it.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:11p
No Subject
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:10p - 2 replies
I'm not quite sure what this means, so I'll assume it means I'm awesome.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:08p - 1 reply
aka, a teenage girl
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:06p - 1 reply
f'realdoe
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:05p - 2 replies
Tell him he needs to bring me a shitload of money.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:01p
You're missing the point, Kevin.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:56p - 3 replies
She aight tho
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:56p - 2 replies
I never said she was that hot.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:54p - 2 replies
Kevin Garnett told Carmelo during a game that he fucked Carmelo's wife and that she tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:40p - 2 replies
Voyeurizing?
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:14p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:10p
Nursing is just like pool or darts.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:05p
It's where all the best music came from.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:04p
He's going full Hitler?
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:48a
While masturbating
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:44a - 1 reply
I think he did.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:32a - 1 reply
You're Mexican?
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:27a - 1 reply
But they still don't lie.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:25a
Weirdo
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Apr 17 2014, 11:21a - 1 reply
Eggplant bacon
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Apr 17 2014, 11:20a - 1 reply
Reminds me of this
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:14a
The former safety who was good in college.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:10a - 1 reply
I was pretty close to punching Roy Williams at a World Series game.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:09a - 1 reply
My favorite Jack Handy
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:04a - 3 replies
That interview on Bowling for Columbine with Terry Nichols's brother was creepy.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:02a
Parrot
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 9:48a
Friend of mine claims his grandmother with Alzheimers had one.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 9:47a - 1 reply
The Donald Duck theory on this list is greatness.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 9:38a
No Subject
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 9:35a - 1 reply
I think she used to do some MTV show or something before that.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 9:33a
Just make sure you list us as your references.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 9:26a
Apparently she does not actually taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 9:23a - 3 replies
Excellent
Commented on 8-7 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA on Apr 16 2014, 11:47p
No Subject
Commented on 8-7 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA on Apr 16 2014, 11:43p - 1 reply
Because he's awesome too?
Commented on Game 15 Game Day Thread - Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers on Apr 16 2014, 7:38p - 1 reply
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown has taken the lead.
Commented on Game 15 Game Day Thread - Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers on Apr 16 2014, 7:36p
I'm enjoying going through my Spotify to see which song synchs up with this.
Commented on Game 15 Game Day Thread - Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers on Apr 16 2014, 7:32p - 2 replies
I think she was muttering something about white people.
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 6:53p
My gf read this post over my shoulder and immediately left the room.
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 6:51p - 2 replies
Agreed
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 6:27p
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