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About that Briere shootout goal from awhile back
Apparently the image at that URL got changed and now the comments are awesome.
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brokenyard
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Boston sucks.
Oh, good job, life!
by brokenyard on Nov 22, 2011 4:19 AM EST
on Battle of California
Friend hits me up today, says
Wanna go to the ducks vs. hawks game with me and my friend the day after thanksgiving?
I haven't been to a game in forever, but I'm gonna be in motherfucking Phoenix visiting some shit like "family I haven't seen for years" for the whole weekend. Holy shit I hate the world. Keep in mind, this is a hot girl and her friend that are asking.
I know.
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It's not hard to understand.
by brokenyard on Nov 6, 2011 1:53 AM EDT
on Anaheim Calling
Dead last in faceoff percentage.
Dead last in shots per game
Dead last in scoring.
Mike Modano. Yep.
Battle of Cali - Episode 1.5
by brokenyard on Nov 24, 2010 8:47 AM EST
on Battle of California
I wrote this after JohnQPhats posted his scene and became inspired. I saved it and forgot about until now. I re-read it and liked it more than when I originally wrote it. It is really dialogue-heavy and that does annoy me, but I find it hard to "write" blocking, so leave me alone.
It takes place immediately after John's scene with Rudy and the Girls' Hockey Team ends. He said there were more scenes written, but as with most things in life, I figured as long as I pull it out and play with it and make awkward eye-contact with people around me while I do it, no one can really blame me for having fun while thinking about two grown men I met on the internet.
Not sure how I found it in the first place though, I think someone got on here and searched "underage+girls" on my computer and then they mistakenly opened this file as I eagerly clicked every result. I definitely wasn't disappointed to realize it was just a text document though.
With all the allegations lately of saying things about people that aren't true, I'd like to clarify that this is fiction. In fact, Meg's character kind of seems a lot like Hobbes to me, so, really this apology is for Bill Watterson more than anyone else. Also the girl they talk about should turn out to be the love interest, Jen, who will only agree to sleep with Rudy if Lupul scores 35 goals in a season. Real Rudy just scoffed at such terms but Character Rudy thinks Real Rudy ought to shut the fuck up you faggot, this is his chance.
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A transcript of every hockey game ever broadcast
Voiceover: Welcome to tonight's coverage of every NHL game ever broadcast. Here's a montage of slow motion highlights set to non-threatening rock music. Now over to our in-studio host for tonight's game.Host: Hello everyone, I'm a little too excited to be here. With me is our panel of experts.Management: I'm the former coach and/or front office executive. Everything I say will be driven by grudges I still hold from my failed career.Player: I'm the recently retired player. I'm still friends with most of these guys, so I'll never say anything interesting.Media: And I'm the media guy. I will take every moment of the game and force it into a larger narrative for storytelling purposes.Host: Who are you picking to win tonight?Management: I'm picking the home team, because the visiting team fired me in 1983.Player: I'm taking both teams, because I don't see why everyone can't be a winner.Media: I'm taking the visitors, because I'm working on a story about concussions.Host: Makes sense. Let's send it up to the play-by-play announcer and the analyst.!
As seen on Down Goes Brown
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brokenyard
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Photo of the Day
Omegle is undecided about Kariya
by brokenyard on Aug 9, 2010 6:12 AM EDT
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I'm drunk. But determined to get the greater-internet's opinion on Paul Kariya's return to the Ducks.
Enjoy.
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Stadium Food
Percentage of vendors with violations:
Honda Center: 3%
Staples Center: 11%
HP Pavilion: 20%
Joe Louis Arena: 52%
Verizon Center: 100%
Least surprising results ever.
Iraq Vet Loses Leg, Still Plays Hockey
Hockey players rule.
Because I'm an idiot
Read if you're interested in telling me what an idiot I am. If you don't like it, just remember that I live in a goddamned fantasy world.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to hike up to peppermint mountain, where the rivers flow like chocolate and dandelions taste like sugar.
Baseball in Ireland.
A culture where baseball isn't the national past-time. Great documentary if you're looking to fall in love with baseball "all over again".
Favorite hockey team? The Bears.
Myth of the #1 Goalie
Not sure this is an entirely bullet-proof argument, but it's an interesting read. Anyone who's a fan of Sleek's posts where he begins by saying "Since the lockout..." should like this.
Yep.
Link.
This kind of thing should happen after every game.
Ducks Teammate Quiz - FULL PICTURE HERE
This guy talks to players including some Ducks about their sticks. Just enough sexual innuendo for me to enjoy it.
In defense of blaming the Officials
This guy makes some good points to counter the ol "We shouldn't have put ourselves in a position to where a bad call could have lost us the game" argument.
Being an asshole on Omegle
Stranger: hiYou: heieyYou: nice weather we're havingStranger: what kind of ?:DYou: the kind of weather that is outsideStranger: we have full clouded sky and random rains :/You: i like random rains!Stranger: i hate it :DStranger: too many of themYou: where are you?Stranger: finlandStranger: u ?You: norway, u?Stranger: how old are you ?You: i have 21 years oldStranger: i'm just 16 :PYou: ahYou: you're younger than i am, then, it appearsYou: do you speak norwegian?Stranger: no :sYou: oh that is ok, just wonderingYou: getting ready for another winterYou: againStranger: i like winters :D it's funny to ride a snowmobile and skiingYou: yes it is. i know some others do not, but i enjoy ice hockeyYou: do you?Stranger: yes actualy :DYou: cool!You: have you hear of Teemu Selanne? he is in the NHL and from finland. He is my favorite player of that leagueStranger: yes i have :DYou: :)Stranger: finnish hockey king ;)You: yes!You: haha, i thought you would say to me "nope, never heard of that guy"Stranger: :DYou: what is your favorite? sport?Stranger: judo ;PStranger: i have a green beltYou: wow you could beat me up LOLStranger: :DYou: well i am glad of talking to you, Stranger. viva Selanne!
Omegle... heh.
Parros Prank on Mike V at the Ducks Fantasy Camp
Third Jersey Concept Fun
by brokenyard on Aug 20, 2009 5:35 AM EDT
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Or, how we learned to stop caring and love the black.
LOL RUDY
and ou call us cockfags... rharhahrahrharhar
Sleek: Late to the game in NHL 09
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