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This guy talks to players including some Ducks about their sticks. Just enough sexual innuendo for...

brokenyard — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:13:18 -0000

This guy talks to players including some Ducks about their sticks. Just enough sexual innuendo for me to enjoy it.

Anaheim Hates its Announcers

brokenyard — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:36:46 -0000

Angels announcers Physioc and Hudler "let go"

So this is how announcers are fired... with thunderous applause.

- William Shakespeare

The guys at Halos Heaven are rejoicing, mostly just for Physioc being gone and sort of a "whatever" attitude about Hudler. Much like most people here would rejoice for Hayward being gone and be sort of "meh" if Ahlers went with him. Interestingly, one of the reasons the lead blogger at HH cites for being happy that Physioc is gone is "not being enough of a homer".

Ha......ha..... I think us Anaheim fans are just never satisfied.

Sort of like the way we complain about East Coast Bias but then also complain when Hayward ~~acts like the Ducks are the best team in the world and can do no wrong~~ exists.

Me? I'm mostly fine with the Ducks guys. When Hayward pisses me off I tend to forgive him later. And I thought the Angels guys were pretty good all around. Then again, I liked the Star Wars prequel trilogy more than the original one, so what the hell do I know?

In defense of blaming the Officials

brokenyard — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:19:38 -0000

In defense of blaming the Officials

Link

This guy makes some good points to counter the ol "We shouldn't have put ourselves in a position to where a bad call could have lost us the game" argument.

Being an asshole on Omegle

brokenyard — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:33:03 -0000

Being an asshole on Omegle

Stranger: hi
You: heiey
You: nice weather we're having
Stranger: what kind of ?:D
You: the kind of weather that is outside
Stranger: we have full clouded sky and random rains :/
You: i like random rains!
Stranger: i hate it :D
Stranger: too many of them
You: where are you?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: u ?
You: norway, u?
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: i have 21 years old
Stranger: i'm just 16 :P
You: ah
You: you're younger than i am, then, it appears
You: do you speak norwegian?
Stranger: no :s
You: oh that is ok, just wondering
You: getting ready for another winter
You: again
Stranger: i like winters :D it's funny to ride a snowmobile and skiing
You: yes it is. i know some others do not, but i enjoy ice hockey
You: do you?
Stranger: yes actualy :D
You: cool!
You: have you hear of Teemu Selanne? he is in the NHL and from finland. He is my favorite player of that league
Stranger: yes i have :D
You: :)
Stranger: finnish hockey king ;)
You: yes!
You: haha, i thought you would say to me "nope, never heard of that guy"
Stranger: :D
You: what is your favorite? sport?
Stranger: judo ;P
Stranger: i have a green belt
You: wow you could beat me up LOL
Stranger: :D
You: well i am glad of talking to you, Stranger. viva Selanne!

Omegle... heh.

Parros Prank on Mike V at the Ducks Fantasy Camp

brokenyard — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:19:06 -0000

Parros Prank on Mike V at the Ducks Fantasy Camp

Third Jersey Concept Fun

brokenyard — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:05:53 -0000

Or, how we learned to stop caring and love the black.

(This is somewhat Fanshot material but I think Fanshots are more suited for one-image posts and I wanted to share quite a few, so thus 'tis a Fanpost.)

I found these at a blogger blog called Icethetics, recently moved to Icethetics.info, "Where Hockey and Art Face Off". Yeah, I was disappointed too when I realized that it mostly didn't mean what Earl has spoiled us to think it means (but there is some of that - link fixed). But the guy does have a funny collection of third jersey concept art. This includes these bad boys:

^^^ dear god YES. But have the Shark be wearing a Krueger Glove.

But seriously, if any of those Anaheim jerseys were actually going to be our third jersey, I would be proud to be a fan of the only NHL team who could actually burn your eyes while you watched them play.

LOL RUDY

brokenyard — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:35:03 -0000

LOL RUDY

and ou call us cockfags... rharhahrahrharhar

Sleek: Late to the game in NHL 09

brokenyard — Tue, 12 May 2009 05:43:08 -0000

Sleek: Late to the game in NHL 09

Heh.

brokenyard — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:37:42 -0000

Heh.

In case you haven't seen this (the bottom video), this is my new favorite video ever. I don't...

brokenyard — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:50:32 -0000

In case you haven't seen this (the bottom video), this is my new favorite video ever. I don't remember where I found out about it so if it was someone here, thank you.

The top video is required because if you haven't seen it, the bottom video wouldn't make any sense or be funny.

This makes me smile, unlike most hockey related subjects lately.