Whitlock goes off on ESPN

btcoop71 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:26:13 -0000

I hate ESPN as much as the next guy, but Jason Whitlock goes off on them like no other in this article:

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/8853534/The-story-ESPN-doesn't-want-you-to-know

I usually do not agree with the majority of Whitlock's columns, but this one is one of his best efforts. He admits his Ball St. bias, but is still more than able to effectively make his point that ESPN is the devil. Something tells me that Chris Fowler will take him off of his Christmas card list as well.

Another reason to hate ESPN

btcoop71 — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:28:10 -0000

Did you know that ESPN was a bunch of racist bigots? This link is from a casting call for an ESPN commercial.

http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/11/have-you-ever-wondered-what-espn-really.html

Here are a couple examples:

[ TENNESSEE ]
FEMALE. Tennessee is orange crazy. The ice tray in her orange fridge, that freezes the water she dyes orange, is that orange. The party girl cowboy hat she wears is a white and orange zebra print. The tattoo on her lower back is Pantone 3 for that Tennessee orange. The only thing that's not orange is her dog, which is the20mascot Smokey. Did we mention she's crazy? A slutty girl who would hang out at the cowgirl hall of fame.

NOTRE DAME ]
MALE He's an ASIAN kid who is in to all things Notre Dame, ridiculously so. Oh, and he's always fighting. Every time we encounter him he always has some words or another, be it the faint traces of a black eye, or a scab or whatever. He epitomizes the fightin' Irish.

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Whitlock goes off on ESPN

Another reason to hate ESPN