I want to see him Wareing a Jazz uniform next year. If he is not available when we pick, we should try to try to trade all of our assets for him. Here are some reasons to pick Casper.

1. He is a Point Guard

Deron Williams is not going to be here forever. We need to replace him eventually, and this is the perfect time to do so. Casper will easily be the shortest guy on the team at 5'9, so he will be the perfect point guard for us.

2. He has a twitter.

Jazz fans have been waiting for months to follow a new player on twitter, especially after being betrayed by Fesenko. I think this would make a lot of the other players jealous, and want to resign with the Jazz to get their twitter followers up. Also, did anyone notice the fact that right after Fesenko got a twitter, the Pacers caught fire and almost beat the Heat? Coincidence?! I think not!

3. He has an afro.

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3. His name is Casper

Boler and Harpring will be able to make a lot of Casper jokes next year, since the ones they have about the current players are getting old. Except Enes the Menes.

4. He is happier than Raja.

Let's trade Raja to a bad team and move up to pick Casper. Casper doesn't pout like Raja. Casper is younger than Raja. Raja should take his great fashion and bad attitude to a team that has no fashion.

5. He is from Long Beach State

Famous Alumni Include: Troy Tulowitzki, Steven Speilberg, Jered Weaver, Casper Ware, Misty May-Treanor, Evan Longoria.

6. Bryon Russell has not been to a game in a while

I miss Bryon. He went to Long Beach St. so this is a surefire way to get Bryon to come to another game. Maybe TNT will show him on TV. Hope so.

7. Ty will do his best not to give him any playing time

Which means he will be forced to give some to Alec and possibly Enes.

8. He will have a chip on his shoulder.

NBAdraft.net gave him an overall rating of 0. That is a disgrace and he will be out to prove everyone that he is worth more than a 0. I am sure he will do that.

http://nbadraft.net/players/casper-ware

9. He is good friends with Nate Robinson, another short NBA player who has had a successful career.

He just said happy birthday to Nate on twitter.

10. He was MVP of the Drew League last year.

Lebron played in Drew League last year.

11. He is from Cerritos.

This means that his family is from close to LA, which means the Jazz will have fans the next time they visit Staples Center. This is big for Jazz Nation. His family will also probably have signage, and get a shout out from Matt Harpring. Maybe Bolerjack too. We can only find out if we trade up and draft him.

12. He has swag.

I always thought he had a lot of talent, but he really started to blossom then. It'd be impossible not to have swag after that.

"-- Washington Wizards' guard Nick Young
on Ware's Drew League stint last summer

13. He has trended worldwide on twitter before, and has gotten tweeted about by Lebron James.

This will be a first in Jazz History. The other Jazz players will be in awe of his swag and twitter game. Casper will get the rest of the team (hopefully) on twitter and make them all trend.

14. He will be good for team chemistry.

The other players need a player to pick on, so Casper will help them feel less bad about picking on Enes.

15. Isiah Thomas is short.

Isiah is shorter than Jimmer. Casper is also shorter than Jimmer. Casper will be the next surprise short pick of the draft.

16. Nobody is talking about him in the media.

This means that Kevin O'Connor is drooling over him right now. I will be extremely surprised if the Jazz don't select him at 47, if not earlier.

17. His dad is also named Casper.

Other famous Jr's include: Floyd Mayweather Jr., Roy Jones Jr, Robert Downey Jr, Jr Smith, Al Gore Jr, Junior Seau, Martin Luther King Jr, Casper Ware Jr., Jrue Holiday, Karl Malone Jr,

This fall also might be the first time we had two Caspers in the ESA at the same time.

18. He will stay focused on his job.

Here is a good video of him doing work.

Casper Doin Work: Big West Mens Basketball Championship 2012 (via GazettesSports)

19. His team wore Yellow.
He won't be intimidated by the Lakers.

20. He is very versatile.

He can shoot and drive. He was both a senior and junior last year. He can play point guard and shooting guard. He is also older than Gordon Hayward, Derrick Favors, Alec Burks, and Enes Kanter, so he will be able to mentor them and help them mature.

21. He is funny.

The Jazz currently have not filled the vacancy left by FESS of funny guy on the team. Casper will probably be funny.

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You guys should really check out reddit.com/r/nba for stuff like this

Other Boozerisms:

OH SH*T

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Carlos Boozer shooting (especially at free throw line)

"Get in There!"

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Carlos Being Intimidating on Defense

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AYY and GET IN THERE (it works)

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Joakim Noah has ball close to basket:

"Shoot It Jo!"

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Doesn't get Hot Sauce, Decides to Miss More Games

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Nice Play, Carlos

Hey Carlos!

See you later Carlos!

I Miss You, Carlos.

Hey guys...

I was wondering if anyone was selling tickets for the home opener this Friday against the....76ers... I know a lot of you are season ticket holders, etc. so I was wondering if any of you were not planning on attending and had extra tickets. If so, please let me know soon! I'm looking for two tickets, doesn't matter where in the arena. I looked at the prices on the tickets being sold on the sbnation app, and they all had huge service fees and delivery charges, so I was thinking maybe we could have a place on here where we can buy and sell tickets from each other (like craigslist but not as shady) So if anybody is selling tix to any game (especially the opener) feel free to post here so we can meet up and maybe even go to the games together!................

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So it has come to my (and Gary Brigg's) attention that Raja sucks..................

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What have people been saying about Raja? Lets go to the past few game threads:

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Is Raja the new Boozer? Guys are just blowing by him

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me too, Raja just doesn't cut it for me anymore...

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NOOOOOOO!

Take Raja out NOW!

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Said it before ...

I shouldn't be playing right now.. I'm too old

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Raja is worthless

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so

Has Raja now officially lost his starter spot?

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For the LOVE!

Get RAJA OUT OF THERE!!!

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That was Rajas fault

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Haha... Raja for clang.

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FU Raja

Worst shot ever.

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THIS PROBABLY WAS A TECHNICAL FOUL!!! SINCE HES STILL IN COLLEGE

So..............The Knicks released him recently and WE SHOULD PICK HIM UP! He reminds me of Wesley.......................Cant be worse than Raja.......................................................................

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I know he had an injury, but if he can still shoot, lets take him. PERFECT 2 GUARD FOR US SINCE WE NEED ONE! TY CORBIN LIKE PLAYRE!!.!!!!!!!!!!!.............................................

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FESS HAS BEEN PLAYING AMAZINGLY ALL SEASON. WHY BENCH HIM FOR THE ENTIRE GAME??!?!?!??! IN MY HUMBLE OPINION FESS IS A LOT BETTER THAN ELSON. AT LEAST PLAY HIM FOR A LITTLE BIT AND SEE IF HE CAN DO ANYTHING. FESS COULD AT LEAST PLAY SOME PHYSICAL BASKETBALL INSIDE AND BOX THE OPPOSING OFFENSE OUT! THAT WAS THE CRAPPIEST I HAVE SEEN OUR TEAM PLAY IN A WHILE. DISAPPOINTING GAME ALL AROUND. COME ON GUYS! 

IN OTHER NEWS, WHY IS RAJA STILL STARTING? HIS JUMPER SUCKS. START CJ OR RONNIE PRICE, BOTH OF WHOM ARE ACTUALLY PLAYING WELL. RAJA ISNT THAT GREAT ON D EITHER, HE JUST FLOPS A LOT. COME ON JAZZ, THIS WAS AN EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTING LOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-LOVE

PISSED OFF BUC

Ive been having wet dreams about Kevin lately...am I the only one? It's really awesome while I'm dreaming and Im super crusty when I wake up.. What should I do?

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 I love everything about him.. his swing.. his GRIP...his stance.... his baserunning... he is so awesome. I wonder if he plays an instrument. Do you guys think so? He probably plays french horn.... look at those lips he has... YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKK 

Does anyone know any way I can meet him? I really want to.......hang out..... go to the park.. .watch a movie...play some "catch"..... cuddle...you know ;)

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I have always been a FESS lover... I have told you guys he was young, but few believed me. I told Kevin O Connor it would be a mistake not to resign him, and he listened to me, but he really should have given FESS a max deal for like 7 years or so. Just think about how mad we would be if Yao, FESS, and Scola teamed up to be the greatest frontcourt of all time. I really think Fess will become a top 3 center in the next few years. He is only 23. In five years, he will be 28. He is a rebounding machine. Actually a rebounding human.  FESS has more post/dance moves than Dwight Howard and Shaq. FESS is also taller that Dwight Howard, and faster than Shaq. Therefore, he is better than both combined. THE KUFE is not as good as FESS. I have said that all along. Gordon Hayward will need a lot of time to develop. Lets send him to the D League. Back to FESS. Lets keep him in the rotation. He is almost as good as Jefferson. Sloan doubted FESS. I didn't. Maybe I should be coach. Maybe not. FESS is awesome. If FESS gets injured, he won' t be able to play for a while. I like San Francisco Elson. He's not as good as FESS. FESS will have a good season. If he doesn't, blame Ryan Thompson.