And oh yeah, he's been staked to a 10-1 lead, and so far through 4 innings, he's given up a homer and struck out 3. Can we please quit trading/giving away pitchers for other teams? I mean, Chris Young, John Danks, Edinson Volquez, and now Galarraga. When we get some young pitching to come up through our system, we need to keep them, not just give them away for whatever reason (at least with Volquez we got a quality player in return, but we didn't get anything useful for the rest of those), and maybe take a chance on a young guy for once?

A guy who had EQAs of .310 and .291 the last 2 years is available for the taking? Jon Daniels, if you don't do this, I will lose all respect for you and punch you.

I'm serious, we need to go pick him up and how. I don't care how mediocre his season so far has been, he's been completely mistreated by the Astros because they can't seem to recognize that batting average has little to do with how good you are offensively.

He just set "our lineup" referring to the Mets on Baseball Tonight! OH NOES!

Yeah, probably just a Freudian slip, when you say one thing but mean your mother.

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Mench: .218/.243/.297
Nix: .229/.250/.343

Wow.

GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!
GO RED RAIDERS!

We've lost 3 games in a row to the fucking Devil Rays. Obviously, with Oakland continuing to find ways to be flukishly good, are we boned?

Ask not for whom the boner bones; it bones for thee.

Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law

Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my
home

The jig is up, the news is out

They finally found me

The renegade who had it made

Retrieved for a bounty

Never more to go astray

This'll be the end today

Of the wanted man

Oh Mama, I've been years on the lam and had a high price on my
head

Lawman said 'Get him dead or alive' and it's for sure he'll see
me dead

Dear Mama I can hear you cryin', you're so scared and all
alone

Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very
long

The jig is up, the news is out

They finally found me

The renegade who had it made

Retrieved for a bounty

Never more to go astray

The judge'll have revenge today

On the wanted man

Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law

Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my
home

The jig is up, the news is out

They finally found me

The renegade who had it made

Retrieved for a bounty

Never more to go astray

This'll be the end today

Of the wanted man

Put the Mariners against anyone except the AL West, and it's like 2001 all over again...DAMN IT, WHY CAN'T YOU STUPID MARINERS BEAT SOMEONE IN YOUR OWN GODDAMNED DIVISION!

THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!
THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!!

Because then THIS happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGKC-YBb06M

phil collins hates the 300 character limit. 300 CHARACTERS MUST DIE
al franken hates the 300 character limit. 300 CHARACTERS MUST DIE
bob dole hates the 300 character limit. 300 CHARACTERS MUST DIE
edinson volquez hates the 300 character limit. 300 CHARACTERS MUST FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL ITS REAL NAME IS, ANYWAYS...LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY

Catcher ERA:
Laird: 4.56
Popup: 4.74

I don't know if that really means anything, and I'm sure that some more research could be done to try and check the validity of those numbers beyond possibly being a coincidence, but hey, just throwing it out there as something for the "Barajas Sucks" crowd.

Which I consider myself a part of.