SB Nation User Blog: cbdolphin

A message to all of you "Fans".

cbdolphin — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:01:16 -0000

I'm tired of your negative crap. I know we bleed when the team bleeds and are in the clouds when the team is playing well.

Try something else for a change. Instead of pissing and moaning, complaining and crying. Offer the team some uplifting words.

You don't think everyone else realizes when we are playing bad? We really don't need 10 people saying how crappy we are playing. WE REALIZE THIS. Stop acting like a bunch of NY fans and stand by your team when times are tough as opposed to kicking them in the teeth when they are down.

This was a tough loss, we don't need to listen to you cry about it and making it any tougher than it already is. We the Dolphins win, WE WIN. Some of you people are sure as hell willing to bask in the glory of a tough earned victory but want to jump ship when it's going tough.

WE ARE A REBUILDING TEAM. Sure, we are much better than most rebuilding teams but keep this in perspective. You don't think that the trifecta realizes we need better LB's, S, and WR's? They know it, but they are building a team the correct way. Which is through the draft.

Chill out and look forward to the butt whoopin we are going to lay on the Pat's next week.

CB is out.

Great game guys!!

cbdolphin — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:56:15 -0000

Congrats on the win. I wish it would have ended up with us on top but I was very impressed with how you fought through adversity. GL for the rest of the year and hopefully none of the injuries were serious.

Now go whoop up on the Falcons next week. In matter of fact, tear through everybody!

Again, good game and see ya again next year (maybe).

Now go whoop up on the Falcons next week. In matter of fact, tear through everybody!

Again, good game and see ya again next year (maybe).

For all these posts about WR's, I haven't seen this mentioned.

cbdolphin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:06:20 -0000

There seems to be post, after post about acquiring some big name WR. One side says it's worth it and then the other side says the Trifecta will not pay the price recquired to get a true #1 receiver.

My solution? Look no further than GB. They have Donald Drive and Greg Jennings, who aren't going anywhere. Then they drafted Jordy Nelson with a 2nd round pick......so that leaves the 4th man as James Jones.

This guy is a stud and would compliment Ted Ginn IMO. He's a legit 6'1 (he looks bigger to me) and is 210 LBS.

He likely wouldn't cost a high draft pick and can be very serviceable IMO.

I'm Still Alive, Don't Worry

cbdolphin — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:36:18 -0000

Hey guys. Don't worry. I'm still alive.

We shall CKC it up this weekend, so all you noobs get to chat it up with the co-creator of the CKC.

I shall be here. Shall you?

Finsx, 34, MTHD, Lefty, Alpha and everyone better show up.

Stupid 75 word rule. I don't like it. Matty change it. Do it, do it now.

Go phins. Panties suck, Jets gargle and the Bills swallow.

The Fanshow: Epic Return Edition

cbdolphin — Fri, 08 May 2009 04:25:31 -0000

Whats up everyone? It's been ahwile but it's time jump start this bitch and get it going again. I want to start of with a shoutout to Finsxfactor for making the first Fanshow a memorable one. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, use this for reference).

"how is this front paged…but mine isnt?"-Finsxfactor

Its a cool though, That was Pre Ban Finsxfactor (BPFXF) and he has learned to accept life as it comes. Boy was that an epic day......

By the way, FInsx showed this level of excitement when he was front paged.

Anyways, here is my westcoast spin on things. I just want to say that PST=real time.

Patrick Turner-With him being from USC, I have gotten to see him fall mightly to my beloved Oregon State Beavers quite a few times. This guy has Plaxico Burress written all over him, just without the bullethole in his leg. They are both HUGE for the receiver position and were top notch in their field of play in terms of endzone production. This pick is one of the most exciting to me and has the potential to pay off the most.

Guns & Ammo- Get them why you can. I don't know about the eastcoast, but you cannnot find either over here. I know people in Washington and California that are having the same shortage problems like I am. Guns that were selling for 300-400 are now selling for 900+. Ammunition is anywhere from 3-5x more expensive per round.....I repeat GET IT NOW!

Miami Dolphins- All I know is that I'm f'n pumped with the way the draft played out. We needed a corner, we got two. We need a big receiver, we got two. We needed a lighting bolt and we got Pat White. We are going to take the whole "kickin ass and takin' names" saying to a whole new level; The 2009 Miami Dolphins are going to run a train on Gisele's ass while Tom Brady is laying in the fetal position, clutching his surgically repaired knee yelling "don't sack me Mr.Porter, you already took my lunch money and banged my wife".

Sean Smith and Vontae Davis are eating their wheaties and Dirty Sanchez's too. By the time our first date with the Jets is over, they will have Sanchez yelling get back to the choppa while clutching his ass hoping DC$ don't kick a field goal up that gaping hole he calls his anus.

I'm f'n pumped!

Babe of the Week

Babe of the week will be part of the weekly column! Want to nominate the babe of the week? Inside the column I have inserted a movie quote and the first to call it in the comments will get the honors of choosing next weeks "Babe of the Week". You have to identify the comment and name the movie! Each week I will give 1 hint and this weeks hint is muscle and braids.

Now for what you all have been waiting for! The first "Babe of the Week of 2009 is Kate Beckinsale! She is simply too fine not to start the season off with. I know she was the first ever "Babe of the Week" but she is a looker.

Recpie Weekly: Chicken Parmesen

First off, I'm going to switch this part to "Cooking with Nicky" since he is our very own future chef. I haven't told him yet, thats why I'm picking todays recepie.

Anyways, make this for your wife, girlfriend, or yourself. Your guarenteed to get laid afterwards.

Bold Prediction

Since there is no football, I am going to make a prediction for baseball. Kyle Farnsworth, will blow a lead and lose the Royals a game within the next week. This one is for you KC! (even though its not too bold of a prediction)

Matty I's "Well Said" Weekly

Each week I am going to skim through the comments on the site and pick out a quote that just made sense to me. This weeks quote is......

"OMG, I HAVE TO GO CHANGE MY PANTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO HAPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" by MTHD refrencing the Husker sighting.

We miss ya Husk! Come back!

Btw

I want this to be a community column, if you have something you want to shed insight on, a story that you think we need to hear, offer improvements on the column, or just want to give a shout out E-Mail me at ajohnson2399@yahoo.com

Just a reminder that there is a movie quote inserted into the column and the first person to name the quote in the comments will get to pick the next "Babe of the Week"

Also, make sure you click the links to get the most out of the column!

Later All!

Did anyone else get tickets for game 5 today?

cbdolphin — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:52:57 -0000

I got an e-mail from the Blazers stating that they were releasing a limited amount of tickets at 10am today. I got 4 tickets and my friend got 2, was anyone else successful?

I don't know why more were released, but they were.

I hope everyone else had as good as good of luck as me.......

I believe this happened for game 2 also? Maybe they just keep a small amount to release later? I have no idea but I sure am happy they did!

Go Blazers!!

Jason "lil" Peter traded to the Eagles.

cbdolphin — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:31:34 -0000

The Bills "pro bowl" LT Jason Peters has been traded to the Eagles for 2009 1st/4th this season and a 2010 6th rounder.

Peters has to sign a new contract in Philly for this to go through.

Thoughts?

I guess I am kind of happy he is leaving. He gives up a ginormous amount of sacks (led the league in sacks allowed I believe) but he is still pretty solid despite his lapses.

This will give Buffalo an extra 1st rounder, which wil likely be used to fill the LT void.

They still don't scare me.

More failed drug tests to top prospects

cbdolphin — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 07:09:08 -0000

So rotoworld is reporting that

Vonate Davis and Percy Harvin tested positive for pot

and

Brian Cushings and Clay Matthews tested positive for steriods.....

WTF??? are people really thise stupid?

What do you all think?

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Last Call for Pick Your Player Bandwagon Game, Matty this means you!!

cbdolphin — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:43:53 -0000

The entries/changes must be in by 12 PST, I will give all you eastcoasters extra time to think, because you do not carry the brilliance of the west coast. Good luck, and may the best bandwagon win.

This is just a disclaimer, please post your picks in the actual thread or they will not count.

I repeat.

This is just a disclaimer, please post your picks in the actual thread or they will not count.

Ok good.

The Great Cornerback Watch

cbdolphin — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:38:40 -0000

I am going to keep track of all the CB's that we have talked about signing, that get signed by other teams.

Leigh Bodden

Bryant McFadden

Eric Green

~~Jabari Greer~~ 4 years/Saints

~~Philip Buchanon~~ 2 years/Lions

Travis Daniels

Corey Ivey

Ahmad Carol

Ricky Manning Jr.

Demarcu Faggins

We shall see........

Here is a list of older CB's I doubt we pursue, but we shall keep track.

Dre Bly

Deltha O' Neal

Shawn Springs

Aaron Glenn