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It's August 9th, The Oilers Still Need A Centre


Come on in centre lovers! Here at the UFA bargain bin, we're slashing centres in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of centres, this is a centre blow out! We got old centres, we got young...

Two More Off The Board - Preds Sign Roy, Ribeiro


Andrei Loktionov, it's your turn to bat.

Oilers sign Iiro Pakarinen To Entry Level Deal


Finnish winger who likes to shoot the puck from every which-way finds himself in the Oilers organization for the next two years.

Just One (UFA) Fix


The Oilers have many things that need a, a lot of work. Pick one realistic unrestricted free agent the Oilers should pursue next month.

Canucks @ Oilers Game 82 Preview


Ryan Smyth suits up for the Oilers one final time.

Kings @ Oilers Game 81 Preview


Kings are in Edmonton after a 4-3 shootout loss to the Flames. LA is winless in their last three, can the Oilers make it four?

Avalanche @ Oilers Game 80 Preview


THE HEAT IS (dun dun dun dun) ON (sax solo)

Ducks @ Oilers Game 79 Preview


Seriously, honestly the last time the Oilers play Anaheim this year.

Oilers @ Coyotes Game 78 Preview


Oilers can throw a giant screwdriver into Phoenix's playoff hopes with a rare road victory tonight.

Oilers @ Ducks Game 77 Preview


Viktor Fasth to start against his former club.

Oilers @ Sharks Game 76 Preview


Free Shots Tonight

Oilers Sign Mark Arcobello For One Year


Centre has 18 points in 41 NHL games

Rangers @ Oilers Game 75


Oilers close out six game homestand with visit from Rangers

Ducks @ Oilers Game 74 Preview


Anaheim's Teemu Selanne visits the Pillbox one final time.

Sharks @ Oilers Game 73 Preview


Still gargling the taste of Saturday's 8-1 trouncing out of our mouths, the Sharks visit RX1 for their second game in two nights.

Flames @ Oilers Game 72 Preview


One Last Gasp For This Year's BOA

Sabres @ Oilers Game 71 Preview


Yakupov, Eberle likely out. Pitlick, MacIntyre likely in. Egregious line juggling likely to occur.

Predators @ Oilers Game 70 Preview


Oilers can go 3-0 against Nashville on the year with a victory tonight.


Oilers @ Hurricanes Game 69 Preview

A rematch of the 2006 Stanley Cup Playoffs. But, without the Stanley Cup, or playoffs, or playoff implications, or shorthanded goals by Fernando Pisani. Basically the same thing as the playoffs.

Oilers @ Red Wings Game 68 Preview


Oilers look to get the insufferable taste of a 6-2 loss out of their mouths by visiting Detroit

Oilers @ Blues Game 67 Preview


Worst in the west meets the best.

Oilers @ Wild Game 67 Preview


Oscar Klefbom and Viktor Fasth are likely to make their Oiler debuts tonight.

Kings @ Oilers Game 65 Preview


Oilers improbably try for eighth victory in twelve games

Islanders @ Oilers Game 64 Preview


Garth Snow remains employed with the Islanders at the time of this publication.

Oilers v. Senators Game 63 Preview


Ben Scrivens gets his first start since inking his new deal.

Flames @ Oilers Game 62


Is This Ales Hemsky's Final Game With The Oilers?

Wild @ Oilers Game 61 Preview


One team is jockeying for playoff position, while the other is looking to grab a few draft picks at next week's trade deadline. We'll let you figure out which one is which.

Oilers @ Devils Game 60 Preview


The Devils are last in the league in shots per game. This is good for the Oilers, because their goalies could use a game without a hundred shots against.

Oilers @ Rangers Game 59 Preview


The Oilers will need to stop allowing 48 shots per game if they'd like to continue winning.

Scouting Report: Buffalo


Ryan Miller, goals, and what's not quite right - Andy Boron of SB Nation's Die By The Blade gives us the scoop on the Sabres

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