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How Chelsea will spend their profit

chickenlittle1012 — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 06:31:55 -0000

How Chelsea will spend their profit

Football superstitions

chickenlittle1012 — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 06:59:42 -0000

I know many people aren't superstitious, even I'm not, but there is one exception, football. I have 4 chelsea jerseys, two of them are two years old, one of Lampard and the other of Torres, last season if I wore the Lampard one, it was guaranteed we'd win, but if I wore the Torres one, no chance that Fernando would score, so I bought another one, Torres again but last year's shirt, the day I bought it, we won 4-1 against Napoli. Today, I'm getting a Piazon shirt, but I won't be able to watch the match tonight because I have a science exam tomorrow so I can't stay up till 1:15.

The shirts aren't the end of it, so the last CL final(which, btw, we won) my cousin, a Man U fan, blackmailed me into eating lamb brain curry(okay, I'll admit, it wasn't bad) because if I didn't, we would lose. And so I did.

When we got thrashed by FC Falcao, I was watching with my mum but she fell asleep and when they scored the first goal, mum got up and asked, "they've scored 4 already?" and I was like, "NO, JUST ONE, DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS"

Also, Fernando scores with the long blond hair(like from when he was in Liverpool).

I know this is silly but still.

So how many of you are superstitious about football? How so?

Also, Fernando scores with the long blond hair(like from when he was in Liverpool).

I know this is silly but still.

So how many of you are superstitious about football? How so?

Chelsea's actual punishment for John Terry

chickenlittle1012 — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 05:08:48 -0000

Chelsea's actual punishment for John Terry

John Terry, meet Public Perception John Terry.

Drawing I made

chickenlittle1012 — Sun, 10 Jun 2012 13:16:12 -0000

Drawing I made

from where and how will you be watching the CL final?

chickenlittle1012 — Tue, 15 May 2012 10:15:51 -0000

I know I'll be home with my brother, shaking with tension and I'll probably cry every time Bayern attack. And if we win, I'll probably.. I dunno what I'll do but I'll be broken if we lose.

Also, play Torres or no Torres? I've a sneaky feeling that if he starts, we'll win it,

Bayern Munich vs Chelsea FC Promo ● Champions League Final 2012 ● 19.05.2012 ᴴᴰ (via E17Comps)

I know I'll be home with my brother, shaking with tension and I'll probably cry every time Bayern attack. And if we win, I'll probably.. I dunno what I'll do but I'll be broken if we lose.

Also, play Torres or no Torres? I've a sneaky feeling that if he starts, we'll win it,

Bayern Munich vs Chelsea FC Promo ● Champions League Final 2012 ● 19.05.2012 ᴴᴰ (via E17Comps)

To sell or not to sell?

chickenlittle1012 — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:40:02 -0000

I saw this article on Daily Mail ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2144471/Chelsea-plan-15m-plus-Fernando-Torres-bid-Radamel-Falcao.html ) to bid for Falcao for 15mil and Fernando Torres, I don't trust Daily Mail for anything really because they're just not credible(and they're the only ones reporting this) but if you were RDM, would you let this deal go through with or without Fernando?

For that we need to evaluate his worth, sure, most of us(like myself) unconditionally love and support Nando but realistically, do you think that he can get his form back and do good for the team? Imo we should keep him, raise his confidence and maybe buy a young player who hasn't peaked yet because if you buy a matured player, there's no guarantee that he will actually come good for our team especially from a different league as the EPL's style is quite different from others.

When he got his, Nando wasn't used to our style of play, he was used to Steven Gerrard(whom I hate) but now, he's getting better. He's got the confidence and (most of) the fans backing him.

So, should we dispose of him this summer as we do with managers? Should we get another striker(we have Drogba, Torres and Lukaku, it would make sense to buy another) or maybe get a CAM and not play Lampard in every game(make him last longer, like Ryan Giggs).

When he got his, Nando wasn't used to our style of play, he was used to Steven Gerrard(whom I hate) but now, he's getting better. He's got the confidence and (most of) the fans backing him.

Luck, bad-mouthing and stuff.

chickenlittle1012 — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:44:52 -0000

Bitter fans always complain about how 'chelshit' get lucky. Fans can be bitter(had we lost to Barca, I would have spat at anyone in school who mentioned Barca) for the first few days but sometimes, the media picks up on it too, as we saw the article about how 'unjust' the barca result was for the 'footballing gods'. It wasn't luck that Messi missed the penalty otherwise ManU would have won the final in Moscow by 'luck'. People write off Chelsea because apparently we are just a shit team who gets lucky every now and then, people refuse to acknowledge the players and the effort our team puts in. A ManUre supporting cousin surprised me at 2 AM(as the final whistle went) by saying how well Chelsea played while the rest just told me how we'll be thrashed in the finals and we're useless.

Also, positioning, Lampard and Drogba know how, Torres kind of looks lost and Sturridge just annoys me.

I don't know how people manage to NOT like Lampard, hating Xavi is possible(just look at the stupid face), but why Lampard? He isn't perfect but he is good, VERY good and my Chelsea bias aside, the only bad thing I can think of is the 9/11 jokes.

Studge. Why can't he pass to other players which in the opposition D? He's like Nani from ManUre, really talented but form wavers and he's selfish.

I thought it was just in certain places but anywhere I decide to talk about football and people know I'm a girl, I slowly get shunned form the conversation.

I named my rabbits Lampard and Pauli McCartney. The fat one is Lampard.

Also I don't want Guardiola as manager. Either Mou or keep RDM, I don't want our team to try to emulate Barca's playing style or anything like it. I know it sounds stupid but I just don't want Pep.

Also, positioning, Lampard and Drogba know how, Torres kind of looks lost and Sturridge just annoys me.

Studge. Why can't he pass to other players which in the opposition D? He's like Nani from ManUre, really talented but form wavers and he's selfish.

I thought it was just in certain places but anywhere I decide to talk about football and people know I'm a girl, I slowly get shunned form the conversation.

I named my rabbits Lampard and Pauli McCartney. The fat one is Lampard.

Also I don't want Guardiola as manager. Either Mou or keep RDM, I don't want our team to try to emulate Barca's playing style or anything like it. I know it sounds stupid but I just don't want Pep.

Hair and dead hamsters.

chickenlittle1012 — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 06:31:43 -0000

via www.whoateallthepies.tv

THIS is a dead hamster on a person's head, not hair.

Now I know this isn't a very serious post but it's something I HAD to do because while watching DL running around like a horse with a lion's mane, I wondered, what would he look like is he was bald? He's certainly be less funny, he's be like that creepy bald guy trying to lure you into his van by seeming to be friendly and funny.

via cdn9.wn.com

This, but bald.

Certain players should be taught how to groom themselves while the others pay too much attention to it.

I wanted to do this post after seeing Aimar and Benfica's coach, Jesus(Aimar looks just like my music teacher at school).

via images.supersport.com

via www.whoateallthepies.tv

THIS is a dead hamster on a person's head, not hair.

via cdn9.wn.com

This, but bald.

Certain players should be taught how to groom themselves while the others pay too much attention to it.

I wanted to do this post after seeing Aimar and Benfica's coach, Jesus(Aimar looks just like my music teacher at school).

via images.supersport.com

Hello all

chickenlittle1012 — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 05:24:23 -0000

I joined recently and wanted to say hi, some of you might have seen my discussion about the bum size of Chelsea players yesterday in the match thread.

A FEW THINGS -

1. My name is Tanya

2. I have no clue how this all works

3. I am constantly put down by my cousins for supporting 'chelshit'

4. I used to be a ManUre fan but that was when I knew nothing about football