SB Nation User Blog: chrislucas

Randy Starks apreesh (how is this not already made??)

chrislucas — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:29:36 -0000

What really is there to say about this guy? BEAST, maybe?

Big plays in every game, i believe a 17 yard sack tonight against the Panthers. Stopped Sanchez in his tracks.

I love this guy. #94 authentic jersey coming my way, orange, aqua or white (orange is the only color I don't have)? (or should I go for a Polite jersey? decisions, decisions). Aside from JT I would have to say that he is my favorite defensive player.

Sing your praises here!

Guilty Pleasures: What do you spend your money on?

chrislucas — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:20:27 -0000

This isn't solely football, or sports oriented. I just got paid, and have been blowing through my money recently. Just wondering what you guys like to spend you hard earned cash on? Rent, insurance, mortgages & obligations don't count, only the little guilty pleasure you enjoy in a world full of not much to be excited about.

I lived on a budget this week, leading to payday, because i dropped $170 on a bottle of Macallan 18 year.

I was hoping to set some money aside once the pay hit the bank, but alas, I found myself in the bookstore, and well, two of my weaknesses are scotch and books. So today I bought two Jack Kerouac's, Big Sur and the original print of On The Road (one of my top three favorite books), Howl (Allen Ginsberg), harcover Naked Lunch ( William S, Bouroughs), hardcover collection of Robert Frost, Candide (Voltaire), and Beowulf.

I've also just gotten a bottle of Talisker 18 year.

Now I'm about to hit "confirm" on an order from NFLSHOP that consists of one of those hipster Dolphin hoodies for the lady, a t-shirt for her, and the Mitchell & Ness Marino authentic throwback. I am not entirely sure about the Marino jersey though, $280 is a bit steep after the binge's I've gone on. Any thoughts on that?

for her

How about you guys? You like imported beers? Exotic wines? Adult website passes? Jerseys? Season tickets? Help me out here, I don't want to be the only one who throws money around like it's going out of style.

Jets Fans: Class Acts All the Way

chrislucas — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:20:15 -0000

Hahaha, this is an email I got from someone on the Gay Green Nation:

*disclaimer: not for the childrens

"hey fag you are the dumbest son of a whore ive ever met i would love to meet you and beat the shit out of you you fucking moron, quit coming to our board and talking about punctuation and other stupid bullshit you fucking cocksucker. you are the biggest pussy ive ever seen posting on a board. you will lose the game and you will suck your dads dick and go to hell. people like you make me sad for humanity. we are trying to talk about football and youre moronic ass keeps trying to correct people punc. shut the fuck up about it and talk football pussy or i will find where you live and beat your ass, rape your wife and knock your kids the fuck out. you fucking shmuck. people like you make me want to kill. faggot ass fuck. dont reply to this message or i will find you"

Lulz, I do love the interwebz xTUFFx guyz

I need a new jersey before the regular season starts...

chrislucas — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:17:33 -0000

Alright, so I need to decide what jersey I'm going to get. I already have Zach & JT replicas, and a Ronnie premier. I was thinking maybe of getting an authentic Cobbs or Camarillo jersey or just getting a Marino jersey since I haven't had one since I was a wee lad. I'd pay just about anything for an O.J. McDuffie jersey, but I can't find one anywhere. My size is XL.

Any suggestions for what jersey to get or any good places to look for an authentic jersey?

I don't know how good the throwback Mitchell & Ness authentic Marino jerseys are; anyone seen one in person that can say if it's worth the $250?

Thanks guys :)

RIP Les Paul (NOT DOLPHINS NEWS)

chrislucas — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:02:33 -0000

Les Paul, mastermind of the solid body guitar died today, at age 94. He will forever be remembered as not only one of the greatest guitarists of all time, but the genius mind behind the revolutionary solid body guitar. WIthout his ingenuity, who knows what Jimmy Page would have played? Or what would've come of the Stratocaster. Many may not appreciate his music, but everyone should appreciate his dedication towards developing the guitar further, and creating the sound of "rock 'n roll."

Thank you for all of your efforts, you were a great man and an inspiration to everyone who picked up a guitar.

Les Paul (June 9, 1915 – August 13, 2009)

ITT: Make bold predictions

chrislucas — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:58:57 -0000

Ryan's predictions for Ronnie Brown's season really got me thinking, what else is this team capable of this season? Last year, in a different forum, I predicted that the Dolphins would make it to the playoffs, and as you might assume, I was laughed at, but boy did we show those chuckle heads. So away weeee goooo; I'll start us off with a few of my own:

Bold prediction 1) The Miami Dolphins will break the record they tied last year, and commit only 12 turnovers.

Bold prediction 2) Joey Porter will finish what he started last season as finish with 23.5 sacks.

Bold prediction 3) Cameron Wake will compile 15 sacks this season.

I'll list more as they crop up in the ol noggin. How about you fellas?

New Mercedes = KITT? (non-football related)

chrislucas — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:28:58 -0000

I saw a commercial for the new Mercedes E-Classes, apparently they wake you up if you're getting drowsy at the wheel (similar to Volvo's Attention Assist), and sound an alarm to jolt the driver, then suggest you pause for a cup of coffee. I also saw on the commercial that it will also slow down/brake based on how close you get to the car in front of you, however I couldn't find much information on that, I kept getting deals for brake pads lol

Anywho, I just find it amazing that I can remember when power windows were *NEW AND EXCITING* and now we have technology in a moving vehicle that can tell if you are getting sleepy. Ah, what a world. Thoughts?

John Madden retires

chrislucas — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:29:42 -0000

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/30246064/

Collinsworth is replacing him. I, for one, will miss the inadvertant funny stuff that he would say ("He found that hole, and POUNDED IT" being my absolute favorite line), but i was getting a little tired of him.

Do you think Collinsworth is a good replacement? I personally really like Strahan's charisma, and his voice is very unique, how he would do in the booth, idk, but it'd be an interesting theory to test.

can't forget this one. that pass was a thing of beauty

chrislucas — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:22:20 -0000

can't forget this one. that pass was a thing of beauty

BLADOW!

chrislucas — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:20:24 -0000

BLADOW!