SB Nation User Blog: chrislucas

Jets Fans: Class Acts All the Way

chrislucas — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:20:15 -0000

Hahaha, this is an email I got from someone on the Gay Green Nation:

*disclaimer: not for the childrens

"hey fag you are the dumbest son of a whore ive ever met i would love to meet you and beat the shit out of you you fucking moron, quit coming to our board and talking about punctuation and other stupid bullshit you fucking cocksucker. you are the biggest pussy ive ever seen posting on a board. you will lose the game and you will suck your dads dick and go to hell. people like you make me sad for humanity. we are trying to talk about football and youre moronic ass keeps trying to correct people punc. shut the fuck up about it and talk football pussy or i will find where you live and beat your ass, rape your wife and knock your kids the fuck out. you fucking shmuck. people like you make me want to kill. faggot ass fuck. dont reply to this message or i will find you"

Lulz, I do love the interwebz xTUFFx guyz

I need a new jersey before the regular season starts...

chrislucas — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:17:33 -0000

Alright, so I need to decide what jersey I'm going to get. I already have Zach & JT replicas, and a Ronnie premier. I was thinking maybe of getting an authentic Cobbs or Camarillo jersey or just getting a Marino jersey since I haven't had one since I was a wee lad. I'd pay just about anything for an O.J. McDuffie jersey, but I can't find one anywhere. My size is XL.

Any suggestions for what jersey to get or any good places to look for an authentic jersey?

I don't know how good the throwback Mitchell & Ness authentic Marino jerseys are; anyone seen one in person that can say if it's worth the $250?

Thanks guys :)

RIP Les Paul (NOT DOLPHINS NEWS)

chrislucas — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:02:33 -0000

Les Paul, mastermind of the solid body guitar died today, at age 94. He will forever be remembered as not only one of the greatest guitarists of all time, but the genius mind behind the revolutionary solid body guitar. WIthout his ingenuity, who knows what Jimmy Page would have played? Or what would've come of the Stratocaster. Many may not appreciate his music, but everyone should appreciate his dedication towards developing the guitar further, and creating the sound of "rock 'n roll."

Thank you for all of your efforts, you were a great man and an inspiration to everyone who picked up a guitar.

Les Paul (June 9, 1915 – August 13, 2009)

ITT: Make bold predictions

chrislucas — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:58:57 -0000

Ryan's predictions for Ronnie Brown's season really got me thinking, what else is this team capable of this season? Last year, in a different forum, I predicted that the Dolphins would make it to the playoffs, and as you might assume, I was laughed at, but boy did we show those chuckle heads. So away weeee goooo; I'll start us off with a few of my own:

Bold prediction 1) The Miami Dolphins will break the record they tied last year, and commit only 12 turnovers.

Bold prediction 2) Joey Porter will finish what he started last season as finish with 23.5 sacks.

Bold prediction 3) Cameron Wake will compile 15 sacks this season.

I'll list more as they crop up in the ol noggin. How about you fellas?

New Mercedes = KITT? (non-football related)

chrislucas — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:28:58 -0000

I saw a commercial for the new Mercedes E-Classes, apparently they wake you up if you're getting drowsy at the wheel (similar to Volvo's Attention Assist), and sound an alarm to jolt the driver, then suggest you pause for a cup of coffee. I also saw on the commercial that it will also slow down/brake based on how close you get to the car in front of you, however I couldn't find much information on that, I kept getting deals for brake pads lol

Anywho, I just find it amazing that I can remember when power windows were *NEW AND EXCITING* and now we have technology in a moving vehicle that can tell if you are getting sleepy. Ah, what a world. Thoughts?

John Madden retires

chrislucas — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:29:42 -0000

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/30246064/

Collinsworth is replacing him. I, for one, will miss the inadvertant funny stuff that he would say ("He found that hole, and POUNDED IT" being my absolute favorite line), but i was getting a little tired of him.

Do you think Collinsworth is a good replacement? I personally really like Strahan's charisma, and his voice is very unique, how he would do in the booth, idk, but it'd be an interesting theory to test.

can't forget this one. that pass was a thing of beauty

chrislucas — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:22:20 -0000

can't forget this one. that pass was a thing of beauty

BLADOW!

chrislucas — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:20:24 -0000

BLADOW!

Will Parcells enforce his walk-away clause?

chrislucas — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:01:59 -0000

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=37959

When Parcells joined the Dolphins as executive vice president of football operations last year, his deal included a onetime out clause that would allow him to walk away, with the rest of his $12 million guaranteed contract fully paid, no strings attached, if Huizenga were to sell the team.

It goes on to say:

Parcells' contract specifically states only Huizenga can be in authority over him. Once Ross officially becomes majority owner, Parcells has to notify Ross within 30 days that he intends to exercise his walk-away clause and collect the full balance of $9 million, Mortensen reported.

This of course, is all based on if Wayne sells to 95% to Ross.

Anyway, something i came I across and wanted to share.

sweet jesus DC$ has quite the leg

chrislucas — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:07:08 -0000

On Arrowhead Pride there was a link to a GD Live article and apparantly Dan Carpenter has the strongest leg in the world.

Things started out well for the Dolphins as Patrick Cobbs returned the opening kickoff 60 yards to the Kansas City 31, and on the next play wide receiver Ted Ginn, Jr. scored on a 31-yard end around to stun the brave fans. It looked like it was going to be a rough day for the Chiefs on their first possession as Tyler Thigpen was picked off by Dolphins cornerback Andre Goodman, who returned it 55 yards to the Chiefs' 18, but Miami had to settle for a 343-yard field goal by rookie Dan Carpenter to make it 10-7.

Hah.

http://miamidolphins.com/newsite/news/fromthegame.asp?docid=40312

(sorry, bored @ work)