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clarka

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I'd be curious what trolling a waiver wire looks like.
Commented on Seahawks Roster Prediction 2014: Danny Kelly's Final Version on Aug 30 2014, 10:20a - 1 reply
I wouldn't mind seeing Morrah comeback. It sure beats our current 3rd TE: Watts Hisname
Commented on Seahawks Roster Cuts 2014: Seattle releases Terrelle Pryor, per report; FB Kiero Small also released on Aug 30 2014, 8:50a - 1 reply
I'm glad you are successful but you are not the only human on the planet.
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 10:19p
Is he putting it here?
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 10:13p - 1 reply
Oh my God shut up
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 10:10p - 2 replies
g-g-g-g-g-ghost?
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 9:45p - 2 replies
That explains why none of the above gif show excessive celebrations.
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 9:40p
Incredibly lame. You've got to stop Sherm.
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 9:22p - 1 reply
You forgot about the cheating and PEDs. That is a very important part of his repertoire
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 9:07p - 1 reply
This is 100% normal for him.
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 9:05p - 1 reply
I think when Patton scored his world famous first down, the sequence of events went like this:
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 9:02p - 1 reply
I agree with this dumbfuck
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 6:54p - 1 reply
Even in your stupid example, the answer is simply "no sir."
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 5:08p - 1 reply
The statue of Patton's first down is already crowdfunded and going into the hall of fame.
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 5:06p - 4 replies
It's not important to learn guns laws in states you move to as long as you're a goddamned idiot.
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 5:04p - 1 reply
Ray Rice should have gotten at least a year suspension
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games by the NFL on Aug 29 2014, 4:48p - 1 reply
Yeah but we lost to the Raiders. What's the point of even trying?
Commented on That'll do, Russ. That'll do. on Aug 29 2014, 3:41p - 1 reply
Pete's already offered two 1st round picks and Wilson for Sanchez
Commented on Cigar Thoughts, Preseason Week 4: Raiders Drub Seahawks Early, Hang On For Win on Aug 29 2014, 3:33p - 1 reply
This morning I quit my job, asked for a divorce, burned my belongs and moved into the forest.
Commented on Cigar Thoughts, Preseason Week 4: Raiders Drub Seahawks Early, Hang On For Win on Aug 29 2014, 3:28p - 3 replies
He's got reverse Benjamin Button disease where he starts young and gets older every year.
Commented on Seahawks Roster Prediction 2014: Danny Kelly's Final Version on Aug 29 2014, 2:43p - 2 replies
Old stubborn Danny's been stickin' to his guns since them women got to vote in 1913.
Commented on Seahawks Roster Prediction 2014: Danny Kelly's Final Version on Aug 29 2014, 2:41p - 1 reply
No I'm pretty sure a Neck Roll is nougat covered with caramel and peanuts.
Commented on Seahawks Roster Prediction 2014: Danny Kelly's Final Version on Aug 29 2014, 2:36p - 3 replies
There are more? I watched the whole draft and I didn't see anything other than those two.
Commented on Cigar Thoughts, Preseason Week 4: Raiders Drub Seahawks Early, Hang On For Win on Aug 29 2014, 2:35p
I thought the same thing. Probably wishful, but it's possible.
Commented on Cigar Thoughts, Preseason Week 4: Raiders Drub Seahawks Early, Hang On For Win on Aug 29 2014, 2:31p - 1 reply
Has Irvin practiced? I was thinking they would send Irvin to PUP and keep Mayowa.
Commented on Seahawks Roster Prediction 2014: Danny Kelly's Final Version on Aug 29 2014, 2:28p - 1 reply
Ware should probably be cut. There's nothing he did better than anyone else.
Commented on Seahawks Roster Prediction 2014: Danny Kelly's Final Version on Aug 29 2014, 2:27p - 1 reply
It was wishful thinking. Is that okay with you? Are you the thought police?
Commented on Cigar Thoughts, Preseason Week 4: Raiders Drub Seahawks Early, Hang On For Win on Aug 29 2014, 2:10p - 1 reply
Goddamnit Otto!
Commented on Cigar Thoughts, Preseason Week 4: Raiders Drub Seahawks Early, Hang On For Win on Aug 29 2014, 10:49a
You guys had an outstanding first half. If your HC doesn't start Carr he is telling you that he wants lose a lot of games and be fired.
Commented on Raiders vs Seahawks final score: Derek Carr puts on a show, Raiders offense shows up on Aug 29 2014, 10:47a
How am I the first person to rec this? Outstanding wordplay my friend!
Commented on Raiders vs Seahawks final score: Derek Carr puts on a show, Raiders offense shows up on Aug 29 2014, 10:44a - 1 reply
Trufant was good for a while. Give the man his due.
Commented on Cigar Thoughts, Preseason Week 4: Raiders Drub Seahawks Early, Hang On For Win on Aug 29 2014, 10:36a - 1 reply
Tell me when to stop, Russ
Commented on Cigar Thoughts, Preseason Week 4: Raiders Drub Seahawks Early, Hang On For Win on Aug 29 2014, 10:35a
Worrying after this game would be like a hypochondriac worrying after looking up symptoms on WebMD. We're fine.
Commented on Cigar Thoughts, Preseason Week 4: Raiders Drub Seahawks Early, Hang On For Win on Aug 29 2014, 10:25a - 8 replies
I'm sure he can afford an Escalade and I know there's a Walmart in Renton
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 11:02p
The first 90 seconds were awesome though
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:59p
Because they need to start Schaub if they are going to continue having shitting quarterbacks duh
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:58p
LOB is going to be pissed all week.
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:56p - 1 reply
Because Oakland has a legacy of shitty quarterbacks to maintain
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:54p - 1 reply
who?
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:54p - 1 reply
*more than
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:53p
I enjoy Pryor scrambling than I do Tavaris statuing.
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:53p - 1 reply
The Brandon Weeden led Cowboys?
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:52p
Offensive starters go 80 yards in 90 seconds without Percy Harvin. Backups bad. Losing season imminent.
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:50p
It seems like the backups are playing really safe. They don't want to make the big mistake that gets them cut... and of course they're all doing just that
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:48p - 3 replies
Someone has taken Russell's helmet right?
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
..
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 9:34p - 1 reply
.
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 9:28p - 1 reply
Don't forget to mix in a few runs and Manziel bootlegs
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 9:14p
Did you see their kicker last year?
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 9:13p
I see in the game stats that Patton had an 11 yard catch. Was it for a first down? How epic was it? Better than "the Catch" I bet.
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 9:04p - 1 reply
I'm actually relieved he's not in Oakland. He has no business playing today.
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 8:59p
1 but all runs I hope
Commented on Seahawks vs. Raiders: Open game thread I on Aug 28 2014, 8:57p
Have you tried the new Cappuccino flavored Lay's?
Commented on Coffee and Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Gameday on Aug 28 2014, 8:54p - 1 reply
Crabtree is Kaep's best friend so he wanted to make absolutely sure VD was concussed.
Commented on Coffee and Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Gameday on Aug 28 2014, 5:23p - 1 reply
He never learned to read!
Commented on Yellow alert: Prepare yourself for an NFL season filled with more penalties on Aug 28 2014, 4:36p
I've never played. How many defenders do you play per game?
Commented on Is the NFL Undermining Fundamental Principles of Competition? on Aug 28 2014, 4:35p
If San Fran lost, someone must have cheated. It's the only explanation.
Commented on Yellow alert: Prepare yourself for an NFL season filled with more penalties on Aug 28 2014, 4:17p - 1 reply
They have no reason to worry. Didn't you see Patton's world famous first down. And the way Gabbo was slingin' the rock? Daaang, they made.
Commented on Yellow alert: Prepare yourself for an NFL season filled with more penalties on Aug 28 2014, 4:15p
It is preferred if you can throw your receiver into a brick wall
Commented on Coffee and Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Gameday on Aug 28 2014, 3:49p - 2 replies
I love how you make up your own history with with fictional revisionists inside of it.
Commented on Yellow alert: Prepare yourself for an NFL season filled with more penalties on Aug 28 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
I don't get why Peyton is such a popular pick for the Super Bowl when his playoff stats are very easy to find.
Commented on Coffee and Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Gameday on Aug 28 2014, 2:54p - 1 reply
Keyword is: Mainstream
Commented on Is the NFL Undermining Fundamental Principles of Competition? on Aug 28 2014, 2:30p - 1 reply
No way man. The best QBs like Kaep wait until the WR breaks so he can really see if he's open or not.
Commented on Coffee and Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Gameday on Aug 28 2014, 1:31p - 1 reply
I really do want to visit Banff one of these days.
Commented on Coffee and Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Gameday on Aug 28 2014, 1:30p - 1 reply
I hope Burger King buys Tim Horton's and changes the menu to nothing but BK's terrible chicken sandwiches.
Commented on Coffee and Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Gameday on Aug 28 2014, 1:29p - 1 reply
Makes me think of "Goon". Probably one of my favorite sports movies. It's on Netflix. Go watch it or else
Commented on Coffee and Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Gameday on Aug 28 2014, 1:27p
Wait... There is an actual city in Canada named Moose Jaw?!!
Commented on Coffee and Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Gameday on Aug 28 2014, 11:36a - 3 replies
We need to find a mainstream way to add defensive players into Fantasy Football.
Commented on Is the NFL Undermining Fundamental Principles of Competition? on Aug 28 2014, 11:33a - 1 reply
And Saskatchewan... oh don't get me started about that dump.
Commented on Coffee and Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Gameday on Aug 28 2014, 11:13a - 2 replies
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