Bloody_mary

cocktailsfor2

  • joined Mar 26, 2008
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Lifelong Pirates fan living eleven El stops north of Wrigley Field.
Bon vivant, raconteur, Master of Ceremonies. Diplomatic Attaché. Dedicated slugabed, intermittent dipsomaniac. Convivial companionship, scintillating conversation, Bacchanalia, Yahtzee. Available for cocktails/dinner.

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A Fan Of...

  • MLB Pittsburgh Pirates
  • NFL Pittsburgh Steelers
  • NCAAB DePaul Blue Demons
  • NHL Montreal Canadiens
  • NCAAF Penn St. Nittany Lions
  • Golf Davis Love III
  • NASCAR FUCK NASCAR
  • Boxing M. Ali Greatest of ALL TIME
  • Tennis Gabriela Sabatini
  • MMA This is not a sport.
  • Figure Skating Muppets on Ice
  • MLS I cannot support any team whose name does not end in "s."
  • General MLB: KC Royals NFL: GB Packers
  • Fantasy FUCK "Fantasy" baseball!
  • Winter Olympics Miracle on Ice
  • Wrestling Rasslin' - but NO BOWLING?
  • Cycling Whichever one doesn't cheat
  • The Championship 1960 Pittsburgh Pirates
Recent Activity
Apparently not.
Commented on Pirates waste excellent Brandon Cumpton start, lose 2-1 on Apr 24 2014, 5:16p
Still here?
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 4:31p
SEE YA!
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:48p
Well, Mrs. Cocktailsfor2 calls me
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:34p
Prefer not to use 'em myself,
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:25p
Adios, gang.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:24p
Rats.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:22p - 2 replies
Yow.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:21p - 1 reply
Then we can blame it on
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:19p - 1 reply
Coolness.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:17p - 1 reply
Thank you.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:15p
No, because you're trolling.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:14p - 1 reply
Here we go!
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 3:12p - 1 reply
Yeah, 'coz he didn't
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:58p
We tailgate,
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:52p
Game-winner.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:52p
Hello, Brandon Cumpton?
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:51p
RFTO
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:45p
yessirree.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:44p - 1 reply
You stink.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:44p
...
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:43p - 2 replies
Aug 9
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:40p - 3 replies
Hey - it's worked before...
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:39p - 1 reply
Gonna finally make to PNC
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:36p - 1 reply
Well, speaking for myself,
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:34p - 1 reply
Been readin' mah twitter feed, eh?
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:33p
Ha!
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:32p
COME ON, GUYS!
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:32p - 1 reply
Meant to reply to your email, man -
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:31p - 1 reply
Hip, hip
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:29p - 1 reply
Agree.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:23p
The year don't matter -
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:23p
If my aunt had a dick,
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:20p - 1 reply
A double Black Belt?
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:19p
Obligatory
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:08p
Seems they just don't carrot all.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:08p
"How does that even happen with 4 umpires, all those players, coaches, etc.? Mind-boggling."
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 2:04p
THAT
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 1:58p
1 pitch, 3 batters.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 1:57p - 2 replies
And now...
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 1:29p
no jinx no jinx no jinx
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 1:28p - 1 reply
Yep. That's a rec.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 1:23p
No Subject
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 12:55p - 2 replies
... or 30 PA
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 12:52p - 1 reply
And at SS,
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 12:51p - 2 replies
GIDP,
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 12:44p
That's a rec.
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 12:39p
Yeah... I'm gonna go ahead and bet that Hurdle
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 12:31p
PULL THE STRING!
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 11:27a
LET'S GO BUCS
Commented on Gamethread: Brandon Cumpton makes 2014 debut on Apr 24 2014, 11:24a
No Subject
Commented on Pirates MiLB recap:  4/23/14 on Apr 24 2014, 11:11a
We've already paid for a 'regular-priced' Stetson.
Commented on Pirates MiLB recap:  4/23/14 on Apr 24 2014, 11:10a
"... three nasty slices and a hook (kinda like my golf game)..."
Commented on Postgame: Walks, stolen bases and errors contribute to 5-2 loss on Apr 24 2014, 11:06a
Came in, worked hard, made the team,
Commented on Pirates outright Travis Ishikawa on Apr 24 2014, 10:00a
"You put snot on the ball?"
Commented on Michael Pineda suspended 10 games for having pine tar on neck on Apr 24 2014, 9:28a
Yep.
Commented on Michael Pineda suspended 10 games for having pine tar on neck on Apr 24 2014, 9:24a - 1 reply
"Gomez is just trying to break free of whoever is holding him."
Commented on Why Gerrit Cole wasn't suspended on Apr 24 2014, 8:41a
"I remember when sports was about competition, not crying to the umps hoping that if you can get better players thrown out of the game ..."
Commented on Why Gerrit Cole wasn't suspended on Apr 24 2014, 8:09a
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