
crashdan
May 09, 2008 Dec 08, 2009 163 9642
I hate riding bicycles. Truly, one of the most torturous contraptions ever invented by man. The only bike I’ve owned since I was in high school, I gave away. I didn’t even want money for it. Which is why I stand astounded at the abilities of people to suffer legwise, abrasionwise, crotchwise, and all otherwise, in the saddle climbing up the Koppenberg or the Ghisallo or time trialing away in a Leipheimer "My Spine Is Jello" tuck. You couldn’t pay me money to do that. But I love paying money to watch other people do it.
Apart from my total lack of bicycling, I ride motorcycles. A lot. Hence the website associated with my profile.
Apart from riding motorcycles, I spend a lot of time sucking at the VDS competition.
website: Motoescapism
a fan of
San Francisco Giants
SJ Earthquakes
Paolo Bettini
Recent activity
Commented I propose putting the VDS on hold for the entire month of June 2010... on Your 2010 VDS Race Calendar [Proposed] on Podium Cafe - 12/08/09 12:05 PM EST
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Voted for Under: 10 wins? Yeah, riiiiiight. on Podium Cafe - 12/03/09 6:47 PM EST
Commented He really fits in with the Felcher Family. on A Message To Our Spammers... on Podium Cafe - 12/01/09 12:08 PM EST
Voted for Moooooooooooooooooo! on Podium Cafe - 12/01/09 11:58 AM EST
Commented portugal is best country to race in on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/19/09 12:29 AM EST
Commented cant get the photo up yet... on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/19/09 12:26 AM EST
Commented "Everyone was terrified of the Ventoux" on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/19/09 12:25 AM EST
Commented Wants to, but won't... on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/19/09 12:14 AM EST
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Commented Vaughters is "the crazy professor" on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/19/09 12:05 AM EST
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Commented "Dont make enemies in the peloton" on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/19/09 12:02 AM EST
Commented things to ask... on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:54 PM EST
Commented "How hard IS the Tour de France?" on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:52 PM EST
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Commented wise man.... verrrrrr wise on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:49 PM EST
Commented He usually rooms with Danny Pate... on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:45 PM EST
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Commented The Team decides what races he does... on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:39 PM EST
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Commented Cycling injuries to date... on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:37 PM EST
Commented Cofidis got him deported his first year on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:34 PM EST
Commented First year as a Euro-pro at 19... on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:32 PM EST
Commented Pro contract with Jelly Belly at 18... on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:30 PM EST
Commented Tyler makes Eddie B on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:27 PM EST
Commented Focus, Chris... on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:24 PM EST
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Commented There's a whole lot of Boonen going on... on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:17 PM EST
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Commented fawcette-major on Slow News Day on Podium Cafe - 11/18/09 11:16 PM EST
Commented Very Cool! on Christmas Comes Early to the Cafe on Podium Cafe - 11/12/09 12:48 PM EST
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