Recommended If you had a dick you'd be your team's captain... on Lone Star Ball - 06/01/12 2:54 PM EDT

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Commented Better watch your cornhole there, bud. on 2012 Zombie Apocalypse Draft Discussion Thread Day 2 on Lone Star Ball - 06/01/12 12:45 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Sounds good, if my stomach is up for it. on 2012 Zombie Apocalypse Draft Discussion Thread Day 2 on Lone Star Ball - 06/01/12 11:56 AM EDT

Commented About that... on 2012 Zombie Apocalypse Draft Discussion Thread Day 2 on Lone Star Ball - 06/01/12 11:37 AM EDT (1 reply)

Voted for Hunter Pence on Lone Star Ball - 06/01/12 11:08 AM EDT

Recommended Lame on Lone Star Ball - 06/01/12 10:00 AM EDT

Commented Eh, shaving my head is a time-consuming pain in the ass, but I can't really justify spending money to let someone else do it. on 5/31 Morning OT on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 2:59 PM EDT

Commented My profile would suck, so I might go undrafted. on 5/31 Morning OT on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 2:34 PM EDT

Commented Clarifying the clarification. on 5/31 Morning OT on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 2:19 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented 1. I would tip $5 in that situation. on 5/31 Morning OT on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 2:16 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented He did, and I mostly remember how to get there from your birthday party. on 5/31 Morning OT on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 12:38 PM EDT

Commented I will be bringing beer, too. on 5/31 Morning OT on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 12:32 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Yep. on 5/31 Morning OT on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 12:24 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I love Cubans. I will have to check that place out sometime. on 5/31 Morning OT on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 12:22 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Work has been crazy lately, so I have not been able to get on here much. on 5/31 Morning OT on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 12:20 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I love the smell of coffee, but I cannot stand the taste of it. on 5/31 Morning OT on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 12:03 PM EDT (1 reply)

Voted for Starlin Castro on Lone Star Ball - 05/31/12 11:07 AM EDT

Voted for Ryder Hesjedal wins by 11 seconds or more on Podium Cafe - 05/27/12 8:33 AM EDT

Voted for Paul Konerko on Lone Star Ball - 05/25/12 1:30 PM EDT

Voted for Matt Holliday on Lone Star Ball - 05/24/12 12:11 PM EDT

Commented Absolutely love Nathan's dogs. on 5/24 OT #1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/24/12 11:03 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented But is he in the best shape of his life? on Game 45 Game Day Thread on Lone Star Ball - 05/23/12 3:18 PM EDT

Commented What does that make Justin Smoak? on Game 45 Game Day Thread on Lone Star Ball - 05/23/12 3:14 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented They are batting right-handed to make it more fair for Millwood. on Game 45 Game Day Thread on Lone Star Ball - 05/23/12 3:14 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented And "shout out to elderly Rangers fan." on Game 45 Game Day Thread on Lone Star Ball - 05/23/12 3:06 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented I wonder what hurt worse: hitting the ground, or getting hit in the nuts by the board. on Game 45 Game Day Thread on Lone Star Ball - 05/23/12 3:03 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Go Rangers! on Game 45 Game Day Thread on Lone Star Ball - 05/23/12 2:54 PM EDT

Commented You got a problem with him or something? on 5/23 OT #1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/23/12 12:29 PM EDT

Commented Not yet. on 5/23 OT #1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/23/12 12:17 PM EDT

Commented And crazy86er. on 5/23 OT #1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/23/12 11:47 AM EDT (2 replies)

Voted for Matt Holliday on Lone Star Ball - 05/23/12 11:33 AM EDT

Commented That does not sound awesome. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 5:07 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I didn't have much time to furtively conduct a GIS while at work, so that was the best I could do. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 5:07 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I don't think I want to know who won that challenge. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 5:04 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented She looked pretty good in the Fright Night remake. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 4:54 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Probably. It looks like a photo shoot. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 4:51 PM EDT

Commented Imogen Poots. Hottest girl with a fart related name? on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 4:49 PM EDT (4 replies)

Commented Heh. on Series Preview: Texas Rangers @ Houston Astros - Silver Moot on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 4:41 PM EDT

Commented It amuses me when you talk about Neftali. on Series Preview: Texas Rangers @ Houston Astros - Silver Moot on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 4:27 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Why don't you ask yourself? on Series Preview: Texas Rangers @ Houston Astros - Silver Moot on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 4:25 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented As a Rangers fan living in Austin, I developed a hatred of the Astros. on Series Preview: Texas Rangers @ Houston Astros - Silver Moot on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 4:24 PM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended >Make Sense on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 4:11 PM EDT

Commented I wonder if Alexi will get a chance to post another .500+ batting average this year. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 4:03 PM EDT

Commented Clownball on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 3:59 PM EDT

Commented RIP on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 3:38 PM EDT

Commented They play it every day on the radio station that we listen to at work. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 3:27 PM EDT

Commented 1,2,3 take your hands and come with me. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 3:22 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Well, if you run into it again, now you will know what to do. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 3:04 PM EDT

Commented Just shout "beep-beep" at it. Roadrunner style. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 3:01 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Toilet water? On plants? on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 2:43 PM EDT

Commented They are what plants crave. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 2:32 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Because they crave braiiiiiiinnnnns. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 2:32 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented It's got electrolytes. on 05.18.12 OT2 (With Electrolytes!!!!) on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 2:27 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented 69 Camaro SS on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 12:12 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Unless it is a sweep. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 11:52 AM EDT

Voted for C.J. Wilson on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 11:10 AM EDT

Commented Under this new system, the only way the "home" team has home field advantage is if the series goes 5 games. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:43 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Yeah, but it is just a terrible compromise. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:21 AM EDT

Commented In free Russia, the neighborhood watches you. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:16 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Seems like they are trying to force more game fives. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:14 AM EDT

Commented Yes, this is horrible, this idea. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:13 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented That and the fact that he always calls her "Aunt Robin" to his kids. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:10 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented That would probably be the best way to go at this point. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:08 AM EDT

Commented I hope so. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:06 AM EDT

Commented I know that I watched it, but I cannot remember anything about it. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:04 AM EDT

Commented Because Barney was always going to end up with Robin. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:04 AM EDT

Commented I forgot about that. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:01 AM EDT

Commented Agreed. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 10:01 AM EDT

Commented The end of Anathem when they finally get inside the ship and the story jumps around between different timelines is one hell of a mindfuck. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 9:59 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented That van eck phreaking part is pretty hilarious. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 9:58 AM EDT

Commented I wonder how the show is going to end. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 9:52 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Everyone did, or should have. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 9:38 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Me too. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 9:29 AM EDT

Commented The visuals in Thor were awesome. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 9:23 AM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended wow on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 9:21 AM EDT

Commented Hahaha. on 5.18 OT1 on Lone Star Ball - 05/18/12 9:21 AM EDT

Voted for C.J. Wilson on Lone Star Ball - 05/17/12 12:31 PM EDT

Commented I used to do that. on 5/16 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 05/16/12 5:24 PM EDT

Commented I would probably do $3. on 5/16 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 05/16/12 5:19 PM EDT